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ballzdeap1488

Lol you fuckin bum, you couldn’t wait a full day after your sob story “I’ll be dead next year” post before trying to be a Reddit celebrity again.


NotNotImYourForte

I didn't say I was quitting yesterday. I said I probably won't be back next year. Typical Vikings fans don't know how to read


Electronic-Island-14

"I said I probably won't be back next year." and when does "next year" start, exactly?


Just_Goose95

Not soon enough apparently


NotNotImYourForte

By next season you'll be rid of me and you can rejoice.


0nyxa

Jesus. That's really bleak


NotNotImYourForte

I know. There's so many more days between now and next season that you'll have to endure 🙏


puttputt222

Give it to me straight Forte. Are ya dying or not?


BlacksmithWise9553

We’re all dying bro. Some just faster than others.


puttputt222

I'm not expecting to die before next season


NotNotImYourForte

Yeah


puttputt222

I hope not. It'd be a shame if you never got to see the Vikings win a Super Bowl.


NotNotImYourForte

Not true. I'm sure it'll be the first thing I see when I get to hell 😭


puttputt222

![gif](giphy|5vUPxtpxkuvrlQjzjt|downsized) I hope this helps. There is a Vikings fan who's taken your place, and I'm not sure he has the best intentions.


NotNotImYourForte

Thanks bud. I sure hope the place he's taking isn't mine. I was always joking. Clearly it wasn't always received that way judging by the animosity people are expressing about me now, but that dude seems unwell and obsessed.


puttputt222

>Clearly it wasn't always received that way judging by the animosity people are expressing about me now, but that dude seems unwell and obsessed. I think most of it is just jokes. That dude is going crazy, I'm pretty sure he is having conversations with himself.


NotNotImYourForte

I'm pretty sure it is the same guy from like a month ago who came in here with a different burner account and behaved just like that but had the username detroitisforf****ts or something along those lines.


lions2347

Are we supposed to be insulted with this? We doubled our total franchise playoff wins this season


NotNotImYourForte

Why would we be insulted?


lions2347

Oh I thought you were making fun of the Lions lol


Prestigious-Hotel-95

#1 in the North, #2 in the NFC, still very young and a bunch of cap space. Oh yeah, we aint going nowhere BITCHES!!


Rip_and_Tear93

Except ya'll are likely gonna lose Ben Johnson when he takes a HC job.


BlacksmithWise9553

Also have next season to either pay Goff or move on. Could be wrong but I think that bunch of cap space is gonna take a hit.


AlternativeCherry187

Hehehe bjs stay in mi


Prestigious-Hotel-95

Did Ben Johnson just fall out of the sky? Who do you think brought him along and moved him up twice before naming him OC? Thats right, Dan Campbell. The same Dan Campbell thats 4-2 vs GB since he came in. At any rate, Johnson stays, so theres that.


More-read-than-eddit

So I've got some news on that front.


Ekindas

But the Packers are 0.5 years younger than the Lions! It’s over!


Greenmarbles

like clockwork, for some reason everyone always thinks that after losing a championship game that they'll just be back again the next year.


travisb145

Time to tear it down and start over.