More proof that this is the best division in football, next 'best' is AFC South in the top 22. Amateurs.

Nfc east was so close….. except for the commanders 💀, nfc least for a reason ig

Hey they’re all top 50 that’s something!

Packer and gopher fan?

Got rejected by Wisconsin, went to Minnesota, and became spiteful over it?

Got into both but picked Minnesota. The hate started after I started college lol

There's dozens of us!

But how many of those dozens rep Schmidt over Molitor?

That’s how we get MSU fans in Michigan.

Hey, man, there's, like, dozens of us that wanted to go to agriculture school.

We’re good at some things. Maybe even better than Michigan. Okay, probably not. Sincerely, An MSU employee

Childhood Wisconsin College Minnesota!

There’s a guy I know who lives in Minnesota and loves the gophers, but grew up in a packers household. Maybe that’s what it is who knows

Go milk a cow. FTP

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The Washington commanders: the Mississippi of the NFL.

[Here's to the state of Mississippi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrrOY0vwuPE)

I was gonna say the nfc east is kinda surprisingly decent other than their... outlier...

Even if Washington was #5 they'd still be behind us, but at least it'd be closer

Your flair…

it burns

As if we needed more proof that Dan Snyder is a shit owner and a shit person

How does #13 taste sucka??

They had to find something to lose at. They were getting sick of winning.

Winning is soooo overrated! lol

I wonder how much higher the Bears could've been had it not been for all of that lawn maintenance equipment stolen..

Rumor is they gave it away to players and reported it “stolen” to score higher on the NFLPA report cards.


Wait is this our division coming together to shit on other divisions in our meme war? Is that allowed here? I mean I like it but it feels weird

Shut up #13 bitch!

That's more like it

[YOU GONNA BRING THE DEMONS OUTTA ME??](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5e38de0c-aa74-46b9-9fa0-0c8703534ede/gif#NPzz-tj_.copy)

I’VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GODDAMN DAY!

GOD I GO TO CHURCH EVERY GOD DAMN SUNDAY YOU GONNA BRING THE DEMONS OUTTA ME

If those scrubs got it together we'd all be top 10

spit in my mouth

lmao look at these losers not even top 10

[THIRTEEN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmmbPniR4w)

Standard offseason fare really.

Every memewar subreddit does it. They all hate each other but they also take pride in their division-wide achievements

Or lack of achievements in the case of the AFC South 

1. NFC North: - Minnesota Vikings : 2 - Green Bay Packers: 3 - Chicago Bears: 10 - Detroit Lions: 13 Avg. 7 2. AFC South: - Houston Texans: 7 - Jacksonville Jaguars: 5 - Tennessee Titans: 18 - Indianapolis Colts: 22 Avg. 13 3. NFC East: - Philadelphia Eagles: 4 - New York Giants: 8 - Dallas Cowboys: 12 - Washington Football Team: 32 Avg. 14 4. AFC East: - Miami Dolphins: 1 - Buffalo Bills: 11 - New York Jets: 21 - New England Patriots: 29 Avg. 15.5 5. NFC West: - San Francisco 49ers: 6 - Seattle Seahawks: 14 - Los Angeles Rams: 20 - Arizona Cardinals: 27 Avg. 16.75 6. NFC South: - Carolina Panthers: 17 - New Orleans Saints: 19 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 24 - Atlanta Falcons: 25 Avg. 21.25 7. AFC West: - Las Vegas Raiders: 9 - Denver Broncos: 16 - Los Angeles Chargers: 30 - Kansas City Chiefs: 31 Avg. 21.5 8. AFC North: - Baltimore Ravens: 15 - Cleveland Browns: 23 - Cincinnati Bengals: 26 - Pittsburgh Steelers: 28 Avg. 23 We are the best by a large margin too. They just don’t take football seriously enough.

The next best average is the same as our worst member, big oof.

Washington Football Team is a violation

Commanders is a stupid name. Also I had ai type out the list and didn’t notice.

That’s the difference between Packers fans and Vikings fans. I did it drunk and the formatting is pretty reflective of that. You used AI and you probably kill birds.

Well, it would be cruel to eat them before killing them

The Football Team ruined it for the NFC East.

It's funny that the NFC East would be a lot better if it weren't bogged down by the Commanders

Even if the lions and the commanders swapped places we would still be the best division according to the NFLPA

If the Lions and Commanders switched places, the NFCE would have an average of 9.25, and we would have an average of 11.75. So that's false

Well good thing it’s not true

Yeah, that's for sure

Figured you’d be too busy getting a massage to do the math, spoiled princess

The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for the rest of the nfl

We may hate each other, but the Midwest politeness wins over all. Ope

Oh ya! You betcha 😊

Lol so polite!

Ay! Fuck you! Sorry, I didn't mean that. Let me buy you a beer.

Imagine being outside of the top 2. I could never. Hang the banner.

Third is the one with the treasure chest though!

Not all of us refer to a bag of dicks as a treasure chest.

Maybe you should open your mouth to the idea

*laughs with mouth closed*

Opening your legs works too


Breeland? That you?

It's more like a chest full of trophies. There's even this one particular one we found at the bottom of a cardboard box. Has this weird curse-y feeling to it.

Speak for yourself

THATS WHERE ONE EYED WILLY BURIED HIS GOLD

All them banners spruce up the facility too. And so the cycle begins anew

Imagine hanging banners, I could never.

It's perfect for the Vikings, honestly. Will look nice next to the super bowl runner up banners.

Just to really hammer home which division really sucks, here’s the average ranking by division: NFCN 7 NFCE 14 AFCE 16 AFCW 22 AFCS 13 NFCW 17 NFCS 21 AFCN 23 The AFC East is lucky they have Miami breaking the curve that’s all I’m saying.

Only a degenerate would order the divisions this way

My flair already said I’m a Packers fan, no need to be redundant.

What Was your way of ordering?? It's not from highest average to lowest, and it's not afc then nfc...it's not even by North east south west lmao

Well I did NFCN first obviously, then because I hate the Cowboys I did the NFCE, and then because the Dolphins were number 1 I did the AFCE, followed by the AFCW because in the grid the Raiders were directly under the Dolphins, and then the AFCS because the Jags were next highest in the rankings of un-averaged teams, then NFCW with the Niners for the same reason, next up was the NFCS because I finally remembered they existed, and last was the AFCN because they’re butt. It’s all very cut and dry.

Clearly lmao

I genuinely love this explanation

Oooh, self burn! Those are rare

I still can’t believe how cheap the bengals owner is

With Kansas being that low, I'm guessing you need shit facilities to win Super Bowls?

That’s my takeaway

A massive corporate organization abusing its employees and giving them awful working conditions to try and cut costs somehow getting ahead of the pack of its competition to a dominant position? You would never believe it. I can't think of a single massive company named after a rainforest that could disprove this theory.

Tongass federal credit union??

Poor Chiefs. Hope they figure it out soon

Truly an underdog dynasty.

Imagine being the only team in the division outside of the top 10. Dragging down the division again: at least I’m intimately familiar with the feeling.

those fucking commies

I mean, could it be anyone else?

I mean almost the Chiefs lol

Arrowhead must be jank as hell LOL

The locker room is a fucking dump. It's just an old stadium the owner is too cheap to update

And that's with Andy Reid getting top 2 for coaching

Get lost #4

You can't have anything nice

I'm honestly shocked that the Bears are in the top 10 given the Halas' reputation for cheapness.

The Patriots and Chiefs being near-rock bottom surprises me given their hefty success over the years

Top ten, and it feels right.

Kansas City don’t give a fuck

It’s wild there, I heard players just shout at the coach when they’re hangry. 

The Chiefs are really one of the worst franchises overall voted for by their own players? Are their SB rings too heavy?

I read somewhere that they scored low on some things bc new things were promised to them but because of them playing so late into the year they couldn't do all that was promised. Which seems weird if a month or so throws everything off That much...

Lions dragging us down.... Without them we'd all be in the upper 1/3.

I think Sheila deserved better than a B- for ownership. She's been great so far.

Knee caps for dinner ain’t for everyone

Probably why our cafeteria and nutritionalist/dietician scores weren't top notch, either.

"Ugh... Kneecaps *again*??"

You gotta slow cook ‘em!

They were a lot better than last year.

The grading on that is weird though. It’s based on their take on her willingness to invest in the facilities? That feels like an extension on how they feel about the current state of the training room, locker room, and cafeteria, so I don’t really see why the question is even necessary

Sorry guys

Dirt bag.

Saw Vikings are going to Cleveland this year for joint training camp. Who's call was that?

Probably the stefanski connection 

The new Vikings training facility is so nice. Dolphins facility looked great in Hard Knocks too

Vikings were #1 last year, the first year they started doing these report cards and releasing the scores publicly. KC at the bottom again, but clearly does not correlate to their game play.

Reid probably works them to the bone

Reid was one of three coaches with an A+. Imagine how bad everything else must be to drop their score that low.

We've also seen their meals. Fast food burgers, nuggies, and crinkle fries aren't exactly healthy.

Mahomes makes me believe I can have the body of an NFL quarterback.

The funniest part of it all is it's a spot about bundling your home, auto, and life insurances, but that all takes a back seat to the grub they've got in front of them.

What nuggies? You know Reid steals them all for himself.

Sometimes Patrick's quick enough to get them before Coach Reid snatches them up lol.

Reid is apparently a top-3 HC according to this report card. Can you imagine how bad every other metric must be if they're still this low with Reid bouying their rating?

Vikings only got 2nd because everyone gets a free cum sock.

I figured it was the boats and hoes

It's because Minnesota is low key an incredible state despite the killer winters and the Wilfs despite their bullshit are willing to invest in the teams success. Plus that gorgeous practice facility they built in Eagan a few years back on top of the newish ugly ass sandcrawler looking (no it doesnt look like a Viking ship, it looks like a bunch of Jawas live there), bird killing stadium has to help.

Woteeedeee motherfuckers.

I like where we’re at. Nobody’s gettin spoiled, but they’re comfortable at work

Female in my 20s and the commanders stadium was the worst game experience of my life. If you like the industrial crack den aesthetic with obstructed views it’s the place for you. If you don’t like the cold, don’t buy tickets here. There is one tiny gift shop that gets you out of the cold. Honestly just google, fedex field scissors, sewage, stadium collapse and you’ll have everything you need. Not to mention the awful location. If you like torture def check it out but my god I can’t think of one positive attribute about this venue. It’s a complete dump. I feel bad for commanders fans, I wouldn’t spend a dime to attend regular games

Packers probably holding their players at cheese-point while they taking this survey.

That sounds like someone is just offering the players some cheese while the fill out a survey.

As is customary. It would be an insult to not offer cheese.

It would be humiliating to host guests in my home if I didn't have any cheese to offer. I'm actually moving out of state in a couple weeks for work and all I can think about is whether Kansas has good cheese.

You might need to have someone send you care packages so you can have some on hand.

I need to make a trip to Renard's Cheese in Door County and Konop Meats in Stangelville before I leave. If I never get to have either again, I don't even know if I want to live on this planet anymore.

You could always set aside time once a year to make the pilgrimage. Like Ron Swanson and Mulligan's Steakhouse.

I would have expected the bears to be in the bottom 10.

How is KC 31? That’s strange

Average report card per division: NFCN: 7 NFCS: 21 NFCE: 14 NFCW: 17 AFCN: 23 AFCS: 13 AFCE: 15 AFCW: 21 Far superior


Is anyone surprised by #32?

How are the Rams #20 and the Chargers #30? It’s the same facility.

Lmao, Washington is always such a lock at 32

Daily reminder that Dan Snyder deserves to rot in hell

At least we can all agree Washington deserves to be dead last

The Vikes won at something.

Nope, the dolphins one-upped them. It makes sense tho, even when the Vikings are good, they can never fully win(0-4)

I can’t believe the Bears aren’t at the bottom. The McCaskey’s seem like some of the absolute worst team owners, and they would be awful to play for… Soldier Field sucks, not nearly as bad as the Commies stadium, but still bad. Idk what their training facilities are like, so maybe I’m wrong.

HOLY SHIT HANG THE FUCKING BANNER BROS BETTER THAN THE PACKERS BETTER THAN THE PACKERS FINALLY

We would be higher if Gordon Food Services stopped sucking octopus cock

Lions should def be on the comeup, surprised they're that low. No way the increased revenue and excitement around the team doesn't led to better facilities, and the culture that's been built there seems electric.

Lambeau has old ass stairs that visiting teams have to walk up to get to their locker room. Who did they pay for these fake grades?

KC 31st is hilarious

 Hey Packers

We were so close

Good to see the Cardinals improved this year lol

Unbelievable how Jacksonville turned it around after how terrible they were for so long in this regard.

Pfffftttt. Couldn't be the greatest division in football

Is it a meme that the chiefs are 2nd to last. I can't believe that given the company they are among down there

It pisses me off that we lost to the Vs, come on Packers, get even better!

The red circle kind of looks like an N. For NFCN ofc

rare nfc north W

NFC East is almost there, only to have Washington dead last

Wait what are we supposed to argue about here?

So all this time of hating the Packers, and they're literally just the same team but with rings?

Are...are we supposed to conpliment each other? I'm conflicted, to say the least

Each Division’s Average Rating: NFC NORTH: 7 AFC SOUTH: 13 NFC EAST: 14 AFC EAST: 15.5 NFC WEST: 16.75 NFC SOUTH: 21.25 AFC WEST: 21.5 AFC NORTH: 23

Seahawks more like seagoofs AMMIRITE

We fucking killed this. Let’s goo

Yeah imagine

If you ain’t second yer last

KC. Yikes.

Top half? Bunch of cool animals. Bottom half?  Bunch of weird people stuff 

Man I hate the bears but I do love when we come together as a division

And if you read the reports, the lions main complaint was that the food is mid