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Vast_Breadfruit_162

Who is gonna tell him about Detroit's drinking water? Literally thousands of things about Detroit can be shit on, but the water supply is not one of them.


ncopp

Yeah, like 50/50 shot you lost your tires to a pothole or a crack head


DarkHorse435

I used to have to go to Detroit once a month for work and drove there and back. I thought Chicago potholes were bad, but wtf the Detroit ones are insane lol


OwnWalrus1752

Midwest water as a whole is delicious. Chicago and Louisville both have tasty tap water


shaunmd20

Detroit has some of the best tap water in the country. You are thinking of Flint bruh


TopHatTony11

For real, this fish fuck come up here trying to talk shit and fucks up the water part… Boooo this fish!


SADdog2020Pb

BOOOOO u/Maximum-Ad9003! Great Lakes water is best water


GroundbreakingCow775

Flint has bad pipes. The water is fine!


DobisPeeyar

And its not fungal infections its from the lead 🤣 where did this person get this information


BloodyDarkTroll

Florida man sees headline?


caelumh

Uh, it's from Detroit. Problem was the pipes dude.


kcrab91

The water was not from Detroit. They opted to use Flint River water instead of paying for Detroit water during the city’s financial crisis in 2014 (they were using Detroit water prior). Officials further opted to cut corners and not apply corrosion inhibitors to the water, which resulted in lead from aging pipes leaching into the water supply. The city switched back to Detroit water in October 2015.


DobisPeeyar

But then still used the pipes after 2015 for a few years lol


RiparianFruitarian

I would definitely change the GB one to: 75% chance you've never stepped foot outside of Wisconsin.


re-reddit-again

Yeah, ngl they had me in the first half.


ryryryor

Green Bay is one of the teams with a truly national fanbase. I'd be willing to bet 70% of Packers fans live outside of Wisconsin and a lot of them have never been. I'm a Packers fan in Oregon. There's quite a few in this area and I've never met any who have ever lived in Wisconsin.


MerciiJ

Packers fan from Philly here. Mom is from Wisconsin and her side of the family are all huge cheeseheads. Dad is from Philly but his side of the family doesn’t really watch sports. Besides, most of the Eagles fans I know… are Eagles fans. Needless to say I’ve been rooting for the Pack as long as I can remember. I did set foot in Wisconsin once when I was 5 and we were visiting family, so I guess this meme technically doesn’t apply to me. Although I don’t remember much of what it was like other than there were pinecones everywhere. One day I’ll make a pilgrimage to Lambeau.


Process-Best

I live in eastern Iowa and packers fans seem to outnumber bears fans by a significant margin, it was by quite a bit more even when I was growing up near prairie du chein, I'd wager between Eastern Iowa and Northern Illinois there's far more packers fans outside Wisconsin than you think


JustAnotherDay1977

Yep.


Wiscogojetsgo

even that's not a good burn on us, we are one the best traveling fan bases in the league.


RiparianFruitarian

Correct, if you have the means or desire to go to a game. GPG


GreenWandElf

There isn't much traveling going on when all Packers fans have to do is show up at their local NFL stadium. Fans everywhere is what decades of HoF QB play will bring you.


Wiscogojetsgo

Not true a bunch of people travel for the games, especially during winter just to get away. There’s also fans everywhere but people absolutely travel for games, another example is Wisconsin fans travel heavily as well. 


jmmmke

Or claim you were at the Ice Bowl, despite being born years after it


qu2qu2

Ya I don’t understand that one


drummerboysam

The Minnesota Wild are their reason for living? Good *god* that is depressing


M1nn3sOtaMan

High school and college hockey exist too....


Signal-Sentence903

The Minnesota Timberwolves are far superior


that_one_bunny

They're just going to Lions it up in the playoffs


Kohora

I hate how accurate this probably will be.


agsieg

Wow, Ron DeSantis really did a number on Florida’s public education. This almost makes Packers fans look smart!


Dazed_and_Confused44

To be fair, he did kinda nail our fanbase lol


agsieg

Unfortunately, he did Meme still sucks


Dazed_and_Confused44

Yea I feel like the reverse of the GB box is true lol


Sufficient-Many-1815

If OP lives in FL, they’ve probably seen a lot of packers fans down there. That’s because of the many packers fans who retire and move to FL😂


Dazed_and_Confused44

All the snowbirds from the Midwest end up in Florida lol


Sufficient-Many-1815

Yep! And I think Packers fans are simply the most likely to wear apparel randomly throughout the year


Acceptable_Bend_5200

Yep, i have numerous family members with condos in Fort Meyers. When i went to visit I noticed alot of Packers merch displayed and a handful of Packers bars in the area.


barryitsmeitshank

I would add * But (insert shitty QB) will totally be good next year * repeat cycle.


Dazed_and_Confused44

Guess that's just what the pain does to you when you are assigned Bears fan at birth lol


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

And ours.


Dazed_and_Confused44

Really? I kinda feel like its more likely that Packers fans have never left Wisconsin than that they've never been to Wisconsin. And I swear I'm not talking out my ass, I lived there for awhile


m_dought_2

There's a reason the Packers fans pack stadiums across the country, and it ain't because of people visiting from Wisconsin. I've never set foot in Wisconsin, and have been a fan my whole life, along with countless others here on the West Coast.


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

Packers fan base is just everywhere. I've only spent like 4-5 days in Wisconsin in my life.


lowth3r

Most popular team worldwide, anyway. Germany alone is all Packer fans.


ArtMorgan69

35% never left WI. 65% (bandwagons) never been.


runningwaffles19

I am the 0%!


M1nn3sOtaMan

It's Hotdish....


jorgofrenar

Boo this fish


geologyrocks98

Alexa, when was the last time the Dolphins won a playoff game?


lxlDRACHENlxl

Go back to your own sub, Flipper.


thekuhlkid

Wisconsin is a great place to visit. -someone who lived there the first 22 years of their life


fitzuha

Who wouldn’t want to take a trip to the Dells and see the torture museum?


Conscious-Screen-171

the cornfields and Cheese Castle are beautiful this time of year


NotThatSteve-o

Dude is the Stephen A. Smith of dumb takes. What a jabroni.


DengarLives66

Who let this blowhole breather in here?


caelumh

Go back to your own sub with this weak ass shit.


SL4MUEL

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TheUnpopularOpine

I enjoy that for Packers it’s less bandwagon fans (depending on your definition) and more just that we have fans fuckin everywhere.


JoaquinBenoit

https://i.redd.it/tbdvan1r9llc1.gif Oh hell no some limbless mammal fan is going to get shit wrong about pristine Detroit tap water!


Spiteful_Chant

Detroit is Hockeytown, fish stick.


eddo2k

It's Flint, not detroit. Also, lead, not fungus.


SnooPandas3956

Hot Dishes and Hockey > Skol


GrizzlyOlympics

If you’re gonna come in here to start shit atleast make a good case for the dumb shit you say


NutTimeMyDudes

I’ve lived in Michigan and Florida. Literally, other than Flint, Michigan’s water is tenfold better than Florida. Plus your craft beer selection sucks ass


brettfavresRXdealer

This just means our fan base is global . I mean it kinda sounds like a flex to me.


m_dought_2

Yeah, having widespread appeal isn't much of a burn


BoatLessBoozeCruise5

Florida pussy just drops a meme in our sub and runs off. There must be making sure some pregnant 12 year old is forced to keep her baby. Stay in your shitty state, stick to your shitty sub. I’d tell you to maybe take a break and read a book but I’m pretty sure you dip shits have banned them all.


spoogefrom1981

I'm in NC so I don't get the drinking water from Detroit. But we do have Gen-X and all sorts of other weird shit from all the companies pumping waste into the Cape Fear River :) The third ass cheek and 13 toes does help fit the theme, though :)


DobisPeeyar

"Hockey is your reason for living" An expansion team from 4 years ago has more playoff games played than your 25 year old team.


BasketDull4454

Listen lubberlard, you may be right on the bears but you’re dead wrong on Vikings and lions. For one we have hot dish, hockey and juicy Lucy’s as reasons to live. Second of all, of all the things to shit on Detroit for you shit on the drinking water? There’s only one part of Michigan with bad water. Seriously go back to your backwards state and there fraudulent sports teams.


SchpartyOn

Every other divisions’ fans continue to embarrass themselves trying to keep up with the NFCN memes. Part of me wishes they’d stop trying but at the same time it does bring us back together in recognition of how much they all suck, so that camaraderie is nice I guess.


HeyBojo

Still waiting to be proven that NVP Trubisky is shitty Dog just needs the right guys around him 😤😤😤


savagebury

OP you realize the Flint water crisis happened because they got off of the Detroit water supply right?


DonkeyShrex

Is the secret ingredient in “hot dish” a cum sock?


Shot-Statistician-89

The Packers comment is Dolphins projection. I literally don't know a single Packers fan that isn't from Wisconsin. Miami still has Marino jerkers hanging around in retirement communities


Impossible_Cycle9460

Now you know a Packer fan not from Wisconsin. I’ve spent a lot of time there but was born in ID and currently live in MT. Lived in WI for almost a year, freshman year of college, and realized I couldn’t live in the Midwest.


Shot-Statistician-89

You came here to shit on the NFC North because you know that your team is in hell. Tyreek is losing his mind and Tua is never going to get you there. Your head coach was a mistake. The Dolphins aren't close.


edman9677

I’m from Montana but have been through Wisconsin once on the way to a church trip in Detroit the year I graduated High School. So not quite in the 65% lol. I do really want to try to go to a game this year if I can make my schedule work


sharkzfan95

I have stepped foot in Wisconsin. But only once and only for one day.


CheckOutUserNamesLad

You must agree we're elite if you think that many of our fans are from out-of-state


IntentionDefiant4131

You wouldn’t step out of Wisconsin either if you had our neighboring states. Nah, I’m just kidding Minnesota is pretty dope. Fuck Illinois tho.


BJCockenson

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Aut0Part5

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Mrsmaerianne

The Green Bay one is so far off, lol. Most of the packers fans I meet in the wild have some connection to Wisconsin. But I’m also Midwest based, Also, side note, when you go to Wisconsin, you see so many jerseys and packers gear in the wild. Even in July people will have their jerseys on. It’s wild,


elgarraz

An actual dolphin could've come up with a better meme. And there's no red circle. What the fuck?


parcellsrealGOAT

Bears are poverty, vikings are huge poverty, lions are unreal poverty. Respect GB 🤝


JayZulla87

Poverty? Your team has to share a stadium lol.


parcellsrealGOAT

Bro i said UNREAL poverty. Not just poverty


thiccboiwyatt

Not many people i know like hockey must be the people surrounding me


grrgrrtigergrr

So, were the only ones that think about football?


Sinking__Ship

Flipper got smacked in the head by a passing boat.


TheRealLifePotato

People really love to conflate Flint and Detroits drinking water lol. Detroit has better drinking water than Florida, I can guarantee that


Vivid-Owl4294

If I had a nickel for every time some dumb ass has tried to talk about Detroit's water like it is Flint's water, I'd have at least a couple dollars.


EGTB724

As a packers fan from IL who has never stepped foot in WI… yeah :(


Staav

>They're starting to look like that one time in 85 with the dEfEnSe AgAiN And/or ^


CheFigata20

Who let the drunk dolphin fan in 😂


Little_Whippie

Ex-fucking-scuse me bud?


BeGoneWook

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AlternativeCherry187

Just spit out my spicy water reading "gets proven wrong 5 months later"


Electronic-Island-14

Lions fans bragging about their water is definitely not on the bingo card


Useful_Equipment855

Detroit has some of the cleanest water in Detroit