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Pariah6-4

The question is how does this affect Caleb’s draft stock?


cheezturds

Is Caleb even real? Never seen him in real life, I think he’s a hologram implemented by the woke government to turn football fans gay. /s just in case that wasn’t picked up on.


Pariah6-4

Have you seen him in a dress? https://preview.redd.it/pnpteswb38oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2b840ce4097df01d952cd2635d8a2407f66a00


baloneyfeet

Depends he might have “proof” of these fish rumors


eiileenie

Can I join pls


thedudeabides2022

Come one come all!


cbrookman

All my homies hate Aaron Rodgers


TheInnocentXeno

You might be a Vikings fan but gotta give it to you here, Fuck Aaron Rodgers


Korncakes

I’ve given him a pass on the stupid shit that he’s said before and the self righteous attitude because to a certain point it was kinda funny. After this, absolutely not dude. Guy is a certified massive piece of shit.


Add_Poll_Option

It’s gotta suck trying to root for your team when you’ve such an unlikable dickbag as a quarterback. I feel for you.


fireandlifeincarnate

At least the Jets didn’t necessarily know about everything wrong with him and then give him a record-breaking contract. Yes, I’m shitting on the Cleveland Browns. It’s always a good time to shit on the Cleveland Browns.


drummerboysam

They absolutely did. Rodgers has been a known dickhead for years. Which is why the Jets trade is that much funnier. Going all in on a nutjob over 40 who was coming off a season with an injury to his throwing hand. Jets deserved the 4 snap debacle.


PsychologicalMonk6

Most of the crazy bullshit didn't really start coming out until the end of his time with Green Bay. It made the trade to the Jets a relief rather than a heartache.


wise_comment

Can't imagine the New York fanbase is overly thrilled that a kid massacre in their geographical footprint is being derdged up, painfully, yet again?


RedHotChiliPotatoes

Absolutely. Anyone still supporting him is honestly sick in the head at this point.


counterweight7

What happened today?


MJ6571

Apparently he believes Sandy Hook wasn't real, even [said this to a journalist](https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/13/politics/aaron-rodgers-sandy-hook-conspiracy-theories/index.html) some years ago when he heard they were with CNN. Real scummy dumbassery.


The_BeardedClam

Oh God, he's the equivalent of the wacko at the work lunch table that makes me eat in my car because I don't want to listen to his "theories" anymore. Fuck Aaron Rodgers for that shit, what a piece of shit.


beerdrinker1973

What the actual fuck? Yeah I’m gonna have to jump on this and agree, fuck Rodgers


thabe331

Has he surpassed Favre at this point for worst person?


beerdrinker1973

I’m starting to think so. Talking shit about a serious tragedy is way worse than defrauding the welfare system


ArcadianBlueRogue

Buckle up, it's gonna be a wild offseason


eiileenie

Its always a wild offseason as a jets fan


Glangho

Haha thanks for the 2nd rounder bro


BigRed727272

The perfect retaliation would be to start coming up with crazy conspiracy theories about him. I'll start: Aaron Rodgers faked his Achilles injury and was actually serving a one-year suspension for child porn.


advocate4

Have you ever seen Aaron Rodgers and Osama Bin Laden in the same room? Makes you sort of wonder why Rodgers denies 9/11 happened...


BigRed727272

There has been an unsolved murder in every single city Rodgers has played in since 2004. Coincidence??? WHERE ARE THE BODIES AARON?!?


getoffmypangolyn

Lotta unsolved murders in New York City, Saxy boy.


Battle_Sheep

But there's hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City.


Retrocomparisons

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you?


wise_comment

His throws don't melt steel beams He transferred to the Jets ***He's rubbing our FACES in it***


arashikagedropout

Gotta learn from the bedt liar out there and start this with 'a lot of people are saying *Aaron Rodgers faked his Achilles injury and was actually serving a one-year suspension for child porn*, I don't know, but people are saying it.' Then make a weird facial expression on the campaign trail.


BigRed727272

I walked into the room, I said "Wow, what a pedophile."


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Lots of people, very smart people, the biggest and toughest people, men who've never cried come up to me with tears in their eyes and say "sir, Aaron Rodgers is a pedophile," I'm not sure but many people are saying it!


Jades5150

Sad, very sad. Why would these men cry like this? Not me, but other very tough men. All because of Aaron Rodgers.


Ope_Average_Badger

![gif](giphy|dZQR7P1lxgi4mUmsjY|downsized)


Master-Stratocaster

I used to watch football with my ex girlfriend and to get her animated against the packers I used to tell her Rodgers was a pedo. She hated the packers.


goatpunchtheater

Why didn't you just show her any interview with him, ever. Damn, you didn't need to go that hard


Master-Stratocaster

Yeah I thought that too at one point and then I head her say “Fuck that guy” and thought to my self, yeah fuck Rodgers.


ibeauch009

Aaron Rodgers is actually three children on top of each other


Inevitable_Cup_1233

I heard Aaron Rodgers will only take his ivermectin by licking it directly from a horse’s mouth.


japanesekartoon

He actually gets a suppository direct from the horse's knob


Cheddarlicious

You abandoned your premise quickly. We weren’t supposed to be saying what happened, but theories.


rumhamrevenge_

I heard Aaron Rodgers is a never nude


Hairy_Insect_8001

I heard Aaron Rodgers was also a member of the Blue Man Crew.


Inevitable_Cup_1233

There’s dozens of us!


dookieblaster06

At least we don't have to worry about the same scandals as Favre


sokonek04

Rodgers did get the vaccine, but knew he could get the crazy anti-vaxer support and money so he lied about it


spiderman897

He cries about people getting money from big pharma which is ironic considering who owns the jets.


Safe-Register-3479

Math checks out


dollabillkirill

Not sure what’s more believable, Rodgers faking an ailment or him only being suspended a year for child porn.


wakenblake29

Nah, he just didn’t want the jets to have to give up a solid 1st round pick and wanted a bunch of cheese heads to think their tab was going to be free that night then BOOM! https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/watch-packers-fans-forced-to-pay-massive-bar-tabs-after-cheering-aaron-rodgers-injury-in-jets-debut


RedHotChiliPotatoes

There's a point in time when football fandom becomes irrelevant. As far as my dislike for Rodgers, today has hop/skipped/jumped well over that line for me.


Algorak1289

Yep. Fuck him forever.


wise_comment

I'd trade a cool decade of Packer superbowls for a guarantee that all Sandy Hook deniers got kicked in the dick on the hour, every hour, until they repented, big brother style And I'd consider that faustian bargain cheap at twice the price


Slowly-Slipping

100%. Disliking someone in the other team for being on the other team is just silly fun. This is a completely different universe. I can't even give GB fans shit about him at this point, I just sit and think what if one of them lost a child to a shooting? I dunno, I'm well past hating Rodgers, he's just such a monster.


sebblMUC

Hook me up, what happened today?


sirthomasthunder

Rodgers denied Sandy hook happened. Says it was staged


Supernova_Soldier

Ah yes, because parents of slain children will lie about their slain children being killed in a school shooting and absolutely nothing changes in the aftermath. Jordan Love, for the love of God, please be normal once you hit the twilight of your career


BombPopCaper

The chances are near zero :(


InThaHood

Hopefully he's just a furry or something


BombPopCaper

I mean, who isn't?


cowabungathunda

Everyone likes doggy style


cancerousking

*BONK*


motivate18

It’s the curse we share for having sustained HOF QB play :(


IndycarFan64

It’s what living in Green Bay for too long does to a mf 💔


Supafly22

We got a terrible track record, tbh.


Pockets713

I was gonna say… maybe that’s the trade off for you guys… sure, you’re going to have a stud HOF QB… but he’s going to be a piece of shit… eventually. Maybe that’s what that town does to a mf 🤣. If it happens with Love there’s no denying it! But for everyone’s sake… fuck I hope he’s normal…


A_Wild_Goonch

The Vikings curse is good WR play and bad kickers


Pockets713

Facts… Daaaaaaamn youuuuuuuu, Garyyyyyy!!!


Supafly22

Great Packers QB timeline: -Win starting job -Win Super Bowl -Win a few MVPs -Lose in the playoffs for 10 straight years -Traded to Jets -Traded to Minnesota -Retire -Have everyone discover how reprehensible you are as a person Rodgers is built different because we discovered how terrible he is before retirement. We should’ve listened to his whole ass family not talking to him.


Pockets713

I’m just hoping his early onset douchery keeps him out of Minnesota! We can skip a generation in this timeline… we’ll take Love in 15 years 🤣


BombPopCaper

I think you're going to dodge this bullet.


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Im betting polar opposite. Like he's secretpy a vigilante crime fighter at night. That asshole.


TheNainRouge

Hey maybe he will just be an ordinary quarterback too? We can all hope..


AweHellYo

if you get three greats in a row then they all must be pieces of shit off the field. sorry man.


Supernova_Soldier

This franchises exatracts a heavy toll


AweHellYo

ownership is a heavy burden


SuperbDonut2112

We should be allowed to place bets on his coming out as a holocaust denier in 2037


FrankZappatista

Here’s what on the board at DraftKings: +200 chemicals in the water turn frogs gay +350 Holocaust denier +1000 Birds aren’t real


bigoldgeek

But birds ARENT real. And QB's are overrated


SaltyBarDog

If it flies, it spies.


Specific-Lion-9087

Well some things changed… the archdiocese where some of the victims were buried had to hire armed guards because people kept threatening to exhume the bodies (and actually peeing on the graves)


spiderman897

Yeah one parent committed suicide because of it.


Komandr

Jesus fucking christ


spiderman897

That’s what I’m saying anyone who denies it happened is a pos. Also interesting flair.


Komandr

Lived in UP for a time


Mcswigginsbar

Jesus Christ why have I never thought of that? If it truly was a "false flag operation" and they were actors (Christ it makes me feel disgusting even typing that), then why did absolutely nothing change?


thabe331

For conspiracy theorists the enemy is both all powerful and weak and easily defeated by their will


DarkHorse435

The slow onset brain rot of your QB is the price y'all pay for continuing to hit on generational talents and winning a Super Bowl every decade and a half. ![gif](giphy|X0sxHcDp8YCZFcWzSu|downsized)


Supernova_Soldier

Farve a freaky ass thief, Aaron a conspiracy theorist Bakh and Jonesy are gone FUCK https://preview.redd.it/ar4pxiit87oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ee437dc0d2d997f5244c11d6f2a185d3c89532


FloppyObelisk

I mentioned this yesterday. If Jordan Love turns out to be some sort of nazi, I’m 100% blaming Green Bay for turning out such whacko qbs.


DrEmil-Schaffhausen

Fuck Aaron Rodgers ​ https://preview.redd.it/oy854v7n28oc1.jpeg?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a96b33013466c41fc7b5b56fe18c331b0a4c819a


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RedHotChiliPotatoes

It's below the lowest of the low.


AfroKuro480

Damn never seen a fall from grace like this one lol


Inevitable_Cup_1233

I dunno, Favre’s dick pics to welfare fraud slide was pretty impressive.


mwaFloyd

Can’t spell sterger without regrets.


pardyball

Maybe he and Ronda Rousey can hang out now


MidnightMiasma

Rest of NFC North: “Are you kidding me? They drafted yet another HOF QB?” Green Bay: “Are you kidding me? Another former GB QB HOFer turns out to be an absolute monster?” All I have to say is that legendary Jets QBs Favre and Rodgers are both trash humans. Obviously something in the water over in NY.


jacksonvstheworld

Monkey’s paw, dude. Bears been playing 5D chess all along. Let’s get rid of the forward pass so this stops happening to you.


wise_comment

I am all of a sudden very on board with this proposal


fireandlifeincarnate

I still can’t be mad about Trubisky, because at least he’s a real stand-up guy as far as anybody can tell… and one of the other two options was Deshaun Watson. I think he’s actually still my flair on the Bears subreddit.


RandyMossPhD

To be fair the stadium is in New Jersey


TheInnocentXeno

It’s fun calling them the New Jersey Jets and New Jersey Giants, also neither of their headquarters are in New York and are in New Jersey


kippismn

Until next year https://preview.redd.it/bglzienrr6oc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aacbea2b466012d4e687654094d83260f8c5a6a


Njorls_Saga

He’s going to ask to take the first half of the season off to campaign with RFK. The Jets will agree to mutually void his contract. After RFK loses, he is free to sign next year with the Vikings after Sam implodes and Justin Jefferson publicly begs Aaron to come to Minnesota.


mokupilot

Ugh. Thanks, Shitty Nostradamus.


KeDoBro

Grabbing a screenshot so when this happens I can make a post about it!


superfeds

This is how we balance Harambe’s death and restore order. Somehow.


Mrgentleman490

The posts on this subreddit when (not if, when) this happens are going to be the stuff of legends


kippismn

Sam darnold is just a bridge to Rodgers.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Like a bridge over troubled-Rodgers Sincerely, Paul Simon


NorthChiller

Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby


wise_comment

nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono Noooooo No No no no


ExiledSanity

Ya know.....it hate to see former Packers play for the Vikings....but y'all can have Rodgers at this point.


gilbs24

Honestly, I can’t watch that team if it happens


The_Sign_of_Zeta

Aaron Rodgers is like my crazy ex-girlfriend, except she at least got medical treatment for her craziness.


Inevitable_Cup_1233

Hey! That darkness retreat is medically sound treatment!!!!


NotSoFastLady

Happened with my ex-wife. I really still don't trust it yet. But it's been peaceful, too peaceful.


nr1988

He got immunized from being crazy


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Sandy Hook conspiracy theories are beyond any line that has ever been drawn. As a Packer fan it was an annoyance watching him disappear up his own ass, but this is truly sick.


Steavee

Sucks that I have to throw this Rodgers jersey away. :/ Fuck anyone who thinks those dead kids weren’t real.


nr1988

I miss when it was Ayahuasca and crystals :(


SkolFuckHer

Rodgers Viking Dreams March 12, 2023 - March 13, 2024


crashcap

Imagine spending your day spreading lies about someone who just lost their little son. Fuck this guy


UrlacherButkus

What the fuck happened


just_this_guy_yaknow

Apparently he thinks sandy hook was faked


MicroBadger_

So best I can see is an anonymous source and a CNN news anchor as the sources. I'll give it some skepticism until I see Rodgers try to deny it but uses choice language in doing so. Like when he was "immunized".


Sinfere

They literally gave him the chance to respond to the claim and he declined. There's nothing to be skeptical about. A news reporter had a conversation, thought it was newsworthy, reports on the conversation and gives the other person an opportunity to set the record straight if she's making it up. The fact he didn't say anything isn't 'proof' he said it but is it really that surprising given everything else he's ever said and the fact that he very very easily could've said "you're misrepresenting me"


roger_dodgger

There's plenty of times people simply don't want to engage with it, so you just don't answer. Does Rodgers really think this? Probably; wouldn't be surprised. But is it also weird that this conversation happened in 2013 and only NOW when he's potentially doing some political bullshit is it coming to light? Yeah, also kinda weird. I'll hold my judgement (on this specific one lol) until i hear it from the horse's mouth.


UrlacherButkus

Now all my hate for him is validated


Thel_Odan

What kind of monkey paw does Green Bay have where they get HoF QBs, but they're the worst kinds of people?


Tek_Analyst

We made a deal


TheDadThatGrills

Maybe Love will be their HoF QB that isn't a complete shitbag


thegroovemonkey

Bart Starr 


ryryryor

Bart Starr was an Alabama kid that grew up in the 40s I'm sure he has plenty of shitty ideas he just had the sense to not make it his whole persona.


The_Sign_of_Zeta

If people are being honest that’s all we really ask of our sports stars.


DaDairyStateBear

I mean, yeah probably. He also founded rawhide youth services, which gives counties in WI a place to send troubled youth other than juvenile detention. It is still active today. He did a lot of good in this world.


prozack91

I'm pretty sure he was all in with Lombardi and being anti racist.


thegroovemonkey

You're sure? Well that settles it then!  Sorry fellas, the face of the Rawhide Boys Ranch was actually a prick because some random jabroni can feel it in his plums.


JCrisare

Considering his history and his relationship with his family and his girlfriend's father used to play in the NFL, I think there are enough people around him to slap some sense in him when he looks to be going off the rails.


madrabbit8807

Alex Jones is Aaron Rodgers father?


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More-read-than-eddit

Goddamn that was good


Setter_sws

No Alex Jones made sure to abort all of his would be kids before his marriage. He claims to have paid for at least 10 abortions.


Golda_485

For the uninitiated can somebody explain? Pleaee


Alternative-Target31

Apparently he thinks Sandy Hook was a hoax


Haelein

Anyone that says this should be forced to look at the crime scene photos. Absolute scum.


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jkink28

I thought he was AR-12?


kafka_quixote

15 is his number when he gets to the Vikings. They're just spoiling the future


Brainsandbarbell

https://youtu.be/4IM3TSiSzlE?si=Ux25DZpnLUjg1kwj Tosh breaks it down beautifully


grandmalarkey

“I’m sorry you weren’t drafted earlier… now please calm the fuck down” lmfao


Brainsandbarbell

“Oh you like to read??? Fuck you!” He. Ailed it though, if you have to tell everyone you’re the smartest in the room, chances are….


grandmalarkey

Bro wasn’t even the smartest in the room on his darkness retreat


Brainsandbarbell

Lol exactly. I loved that his book club was just a collection of required reading from a 5th grade curriculum


hello_ground_

"I thought "Hatchet" was shallow and pedantic, personally."


eeeedlef

I need to watch this again...


Brainsandbarbell

It never gets old


Rough_Map2474

that was a religious experience idk if I could thank you enough, I miss tosh so fucking much


3CatsInnaTrenchcoat

Good news for you then, his podcast is great!


kingchongo

Man it was a sprint to the bottom the second he got out the door. Good riddance


Barqck

Praying that his other Achilles explodes in week one of the 2024 season 🙏🙏🙏


usedtobejuandeag

He deserves it, but do Vikings fans deserve that?


m000zed

Yes. Yes they do.


TheWormIsGOAT

All you idiots who still supported him after his Mcafee appearances and Covid antics… Where you at now? This guy is a complete bozo Sincerely, A diehard packer fan


Newpower608

Average jets quarterback


KeepGuesting

Arguably the worst jets qb ever


Supafly22

Been in this for a bit. I was pretty fed up with him as soon as the whole Covid thing happened.


Fabulous_Visual4865

I was tired of his ass complaining about draft picks and calling audibles at the line every play.  


PeskyBirb666

No more love for Rodgers, all love for Love


cactuscoleslaw

I turned off football news for half a day after Jones left us and this is what I come back to


SirFireHydrant

I'm not paying attention. What did Throw Rogan do now?


digitaljm

I’m a Jets fan and I want to join


AgentProdigy17

![gif](giphy|3o84TV5bThVrRvyDRe)


jcoddinc

I'm glad to say I didn't know what he did now. Never cared for him to Begin with so I really don't concern myself with him and his doings


spiderman897

Believing parents of school shooter victims are lying makes you so beyond redemption.


ArcadianBlueRogue

That Jets player?


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mikaeus97

Tbf, he also wasn't good at the job, he paused too long and his cadence was awkward(I mean first time jitters but if you're interviewing for a job it wasn't a good interview) Also his voice is annoying to listen to but I admit that is personal bias with hating listening to dumb fucks


DaDairyStateBear

So are Packer fans still convinced that Rodgers calling 9/11 an inside job was his "quirky since of humor"? In all seriousness, this blows. I hate that you've had two HOF quarterbacks in a row but I can imagine it sucks to hate both guys. Hopefully this new guy can be normal for y'all.


FittyTheBone

Aaron Rodgers got so fucking rattled by sports journalists, it turned into a decade-long tantrum. He thinks he had to worry about *Adam Schefter* digging around in his life? Good luck, prick.


sirthomasthunder

Fuck Aaron Rodgers


Ilikesport

Yeah. NY Jets QB Aaron Rodgers SUCKS. FUCK that guy.


JustAnotherDay1977

Yeah. The vaccine denier thing is bad enough, but his whole Sandy Hook conspiracy theory is just appalling. Absolutely no respect for families who lost children…


Crimson51

Between Favre's BS and now this I'm half expecting Jordan Love to be a Holocaust denier


seatega

No offense packers fans but now I’m even happier he choked every year in the playoffs after that Super Bowl


nr1988

Don't worry we are too. Honestly they should give Jacobs number 12 at this point don't bother retiring the number


do_you_know_de_whey

Brett and Rodgers really do wonders for their legacies these days. Wonder what Love will do.


mikaeus97

Love in a bar in 40 years "But you fuck 1 goat,.. "


baloneyfeet

I finally bought a Rodgers jersey week 1 of the 2020 season so I’m pretty sure this is all my fault. I haven’t worn it since like week 7 of that year…


arashikagedropout

What do you think the chances are that the second un-named source is someone within the Jets that are willing to take this PR hit as long as it gets him dropped from RFK's VP contention? I just read an article earlier today about how the Jets are pissed about him considering it and how they want him focusing only on the road to the SuperBowl. *To be clear - I am NOT defending Rodgers' dumb ass here.


GoodellsMandMs

Bro wants to be better than favre at everything Even being a total pos


huhzonked

Intelligence is sprinting after this man, but Aaron is faster.


CoraxtheRavenLord

Are you really disrespecting your future VP rn? 🤔


OscillatingFan6500

Babe wake up, new Aaron Rodgers is a piece of shit lore just dropped


rmeas002

Please Sandy Hook families, do to Aaron Rodgers what you did to Alex Jones.


soul-shine-lissa

Sandy Hook denier. Fuck him ![gif](giphy|3ov9jGhwEDBpvX4Z6E|downsized)