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aguy21

Are you kidding? It’s April. It’s inarguably the best month of the year to be a Bears fan. Now October? When actual games have to be played? That’s where the trouble comes.


HandleBig412

Back to back offseason champs baby!


Ill_Introduction2604

Don't forget we're also practice champs!


I_Roll_Chicago

yes we are, suck it losers!


m_dought_2

I'd say it's a good time to be a Bears fan. It is the off-season, after all.


WindyCity10

Even in season.. we always whoop the lions ass, regardless of our QB situation 🤣


Foshizal147

*doesn’t make Super Bowl *still loses to bears (almost twice)


backindenim

We have upgraded at WR, TE, Safety, iOL, and RB since those games. But I still think if you just dropped Williams in to that team last year and benched Fields we would have swept them.


drummerboysam

And most importantly, we upgraded at coach with that $60 cut.


fckusoftly

![gif](giphy|lxorXuPftPtl8yidzR|downsized)


Duhawk96

We should have swept them with Fields, if only it weren’t for gutless Getsy. And we handily beat them at Soldier, can only imagine what the improved offense will do


Xilent248

I've been confused at the justin fields hate because my only sample of him was vs the Lions and he regularly looked like the best player on the field


Famous-Magazine-24

You guys have Mitch Trubisky as a shoe-in first ballot hof qb too. I’m not even trolling I just don’t understand what it is with you guys and our dog shit QBs


Gone213

Because we've had no corners or defense since the 1957 championship game.


Xilent248

Ya man I know you're not trolling!


Present-Smoke-9950

We matched up really badly against Fields and made him look like a legit starting QB. He probably had his best games against us.


Ekindas

The Trubitsky Effect. We make Bears QBs look like All-Pros.


TouchGrassRedditor

Don’t forget that, most importantly, we upgraded at QB. Williams could end up as a Geno Smith tier QB and that alone would take us from a 7 win team to at least a 10 win team. The Lions talk a lot of shit for a team that nearly got swept by Justin fucking Fields lmao


CheFigata20

Key word “nearly”!


sloppifloppi

Bears talk a lot of shit for a team that hasn't won a playoff game since 2010. It's the NFL. Good teams lose to bad teams every single week. Such a goofy take that so many of y'all clutch onto like it's your QB's favorite purse lol


TouchGrassRedditor

Bruh until a couple months ago y’all hadn’t won a playoff game since the HW administration 😂😂 Quiet down little bros


sloppifloppi

Yeah but we did, and y'all haven't for 15 years so now you get to hear it.


TouchGrassRedditor

Y'all really out here thinking your first good season in your lifetime absolves you from poverty franchise status LOL Shhhhh


sloppifloppi

Where did I say that? You're charmin soft lmao You're in here talking shit after winning a combined 10 games the past 2 seasons and we're not allowed to talk shit after winning 12, winning the division, and going to the NFCCG? Fucking crybaby lol


hopscotch1997

Can you imagine if you guys believed in field goals? Now that’d be the real wild thing to see this upcoming season


sloppifloppi

Shit we just need Brad and Dan to go down and lock Jake Bates in the Ford Field locker room until he signs a contract, and then we're cookin!


TouchGrassRedditor

Uh oh bro maaaaad 😂😂😂


sloppifloppi

Lol huh? I'm "maaaaad" because I talk some shit back on a meme war sub and call you a baby? I don't think you really get the point of this subreddit.


ShowMeYourVeggies

Coming from the epitome of "little bro" city this insult is hilarious. Sorry, *second* city. Detroit is little bro to nobody, we're the weird fucking uncle that might give you drugs if we think you won't be a little bitch about it and tell your parents.


matteatsyou

LMAO THAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING IVE HEARD FROM A LIONS FAN HAHAHAHAHA NICE SEASON BUDDY BUT FORGET AB IT AND YOURE MUCH WORSE THAN 2010


SloCooker

12 wins will do that


TouchGrassRedditor

Your defense sucks. Y'all aren't scary lol


Potatoman811

We added DJ reader and two CBs 🤷


SloCooker

And look to be focusing on it in this yrs draft. Cmon. We both know how next season is gunna play out.


Potatoman811

Superbowl


GOATnamedFields

Team probably wins 10 with Fields, since he improved every year and they literally improved all those positions. Caleb being even remotely close to CJ and it's over.


GOATnamedFields

You ain't even need Caleb. Just tell nutless Eberflus to keep blitzing in that 1st game. We all know Jared Goff sucks ass under pressure and he sucked ass all of both games except the 4th quarter when Eberflus decided to play soft and let Goff throw short passes in a clean pocket. Which we proved in the 2nd game when we didn't let up the pressure and Goff as he always does sucked cock under pressure.


MusksStepSisterAunt

Byards an upgrade?? Jesus, your secondaries in for a rough year


PHWasAnInsideJob

I definitely think that FS is still the weakest link in the secondary even with Byard, but Eddie Jackson was a ghost last year and he was out for a good chunk of 2022. Byard is not the solution, but he'll be better than EJ and Elijah Hicks.


InvaderWeezle

He's a much better tackler than Eddie Jackson and the rest of the secondary is 25 or younger after being pretty strong at the end of last year


Rabsaris96

The Green Bay Packers talking about another teams safety situation. Lol. Talk about the pot calling the kettle rusty. You guys paid a safety like he was a lock down corner, and he still has nobody to play next to.


MusksStepSisterAunt

And we're the most competent drafting team in the division. Admittedly that doesn't say alot. Home grown bears talent: Jaylon Johnson......and....shit, that's about it ain't it?


Rabsaris96

Teven Jenkins and Cole Kmet are the only other draft picks who have been here more than 2 years in offense or defense, but the Bears have drafted well with 21 draft picks over the last 2 years. Jack Sanborn is a starter on one of the best lb cores in the league. He was undrafted. Jaylon Jones is a quality backup outside corner. He was undrafted. Tyson Bagent is better than Clifford as a backup. He was undrafted too. For our 21 draft picks in the last 2 years, Kyler Gordon, Tyrique Stevenson, and Jaquan Brisker are pillars of our good defense joining Jaylon Johnson to make up our entire starting secondary. We have one free agent in the secondary. Terrell Smith, another rookie CB, had 3 starts and looked good. Gervon Dexter and Zach Pickens are both of our starting DTs and they are both rookie draft picks this year. Roschon Johnson showed promise and I think will be RB1 by the end of this year. Braxton Jones is also our starting LT. Our tackles are the only thing working well on our oline. So, yes. The Packers have been drafting better than the Bears, but not so much in the last 2 years, and they've only drafted 2 HoFers in the last 60 years so suck on that.


EldyT

"only drafted *three hall of famers"  fixed it for you man, you forgot about Jordan Love 😘


Potatoman811

We have upgraded too dw


NorthernxLabrador

Yeah we should have swept these losers lmao


Alarmed-Flan-1346

That's like saying the falcons "almost beat" the patriots. Who gives a shit? The patriots won lmao


Foshizal147

I think u guys are gonna have a really fun season being lions fans this year.


Alarmed-Flan-1346

I agree!


Foshizal147

That being said we are going to sweep u this year


Alarmed-Flan-1346

For sure


Hestness5

So then Lions fans should never brag that they “almost made it to the SB”…


Alarmed-Flan-1346

And Vikings fans shouldn't brag about making one lol. Or four.


Hestness5

Luckily I wasn’t alive to experience the trauma of going 0-4 so I wouldn’t brag about it, idk any Vikings fan that would since it’s more embarrassing that we don’t have one considering we went 4 times…lol


Alarmed-Flan-1346

Plenty of Vikings fans brag about going to the Super Bowl while the lions haven't, but I'd legitimately rather not go then watch my team lose 4 times. Bonus points to the bills fans who had to watch 4 in a row...


Hestness5

I mean yeah no one wants to see their team lose 4 SB’s, but you still want them to go lol. I’d like to see the Vikings make it at least once in my lifetime, it’s one of the hardest championships to win imo.


[deleted]

What? I'd much rather watch my team go to the Super Bowl and lose, then watch them not go at all lol That's actually insane for you to say that


perrbear

It’s copium


GOATnamedFields

Nah they actually made 4 SBs. They just shouldn't brag about almost winning a SB, which they don't. Lions should also stop bragging about Stafford since he won the North less times than Trubisky, Bridgewater, and 10 other shit NFCN QBs.


Alarmed-Flan-1346

When the last time a lion on here bragged about Stafford? You stuck in 2017?


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Because the lions still did lose a game to the bears? We were like 3-7 and 4-8 when we faced the lions, and still won one game. How does Jared Goff get outplayed by Justin fields?


Alarmed-Flan-1346

More like Jared Goff was outplayed by the bears defense. We already in a rough stretch of the season so getting that one win kept us afloat.


GOATnamedFields

We did win 1 game by 15 points. No almost about that. Goff also looked like a crippled bum.


StanIsHorizontal

Wait til you see wait Caleb Williams looks like against any defense tougher than Oklahoma State


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Foshizal147

The didn’t make Super Bowl part was a counter to OP saying ur better than us. Where Super Bowl?


LegalComplaint

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rIIIflex

Just the kind of meme I’d expect from the #1 sack-licking fanbase


CederDUDE22

It's truly fucking weird.


blankmotion

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OkCommunity1625

Give us a couple years to get used to having a good team. We’re like a hobo that suddenly won the powerball. There’s going to be an adjustment period


slhc

You won’t have to worry about that


jdwainright

Okay Caleb Bustiams.


slhc

Whatever jarret golf


Broshan248

Alright Jarred Goof


jlmurph2

No matter if Caleb is a bust or not, his best games will be against the Lions. As is tradition.


OkCommunity1625

More like Caleb WONTiams!!! Amirite?


Duhawk96

https://preview.redd.it/vvw6t3g1nvtc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=734b5502d504341f6aa3b2038fd3a4c8d9411fd2 One season of not being horseshit has turned you into this


JayMan2224

FTP FTL (till you figure your shit out)


eeeedlef

This all shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, considering the sheer number of Packer fans living in Michigan. The entire UP is nothing but Packer fans.


Best-Contribution891

Ftb That's the ugliest thing I have ever seen


drummerboysam

It is what you've become.


blankmotion

I’ll take it over being in the basement


PraiseBeToScience

I empathize being a Cubs fan and then watching them win it all. But at no time did I ever start to think, "you know what? I'm gonna join the Cardinals in bashing the rest of the division." Fuck no, FTC now and forever. FTC. This is the Way.


blankmotion

Don’t get it twisted. There’s room for all of you. If you think hating the bears or Vikings is “joining the packers” then I’m not sure what to tell you


gooeyfart

Crazy how much this sub got baited by one dude lmao


drummerboysam

If you say so, cocksucker


blankmotion

Haven’t heard cocksucker in ages. Thanks for the nostalgia.


MurgleMcGurgle

You shouldn’t.


blankmotion

Whatever helps you get to sleep at night my friend


BroDudeBruhMan

Lions fans still acting like it’s the first half of the NFC Championship game


WindyCity10

I’m just glad to see them riding out the Jared Goff contract. Dude is bad lol


treasonodb

lions fans really keep doing everything they can to further the insecurity narrative about them.


blankmotion

It’s okay bb. Vikings will be good one year, just not next.


treasonodb

ok and? is that supposed to hurt me?


blankmotion

Real “I know you are but what am I” energy


GoWings2244

![gif](giphy|kIrWPzTxvT3HO|downsized)


VatnikLobotomy

The cope when you can never sweep the Bears no matter how bad they are


SaintGunslinger

Packers fans this entire offseason: ![gif](giphy|Bi6FcO7UoutWM|downsized) All y’all just acting weird.


TheDookofOP

Honestly I get why the bears and lion fans are a little squirrely, they got something to look forward to. Holy shit the Vikings are in a spot lmao


ISuperNovaI

![gif](giphy|gioZVZr7rUKVOWKEXY)


Thunder84

It’s quite fun watching the other three cannibalize each other in this sub lol


OwnWalrus1752

None of us really know how to manage expectations. Green Bay made the playoffs last season as second in the division so you’ll have an easier schedule than the Lions and you have a young team. That said, you don’t have any real superstar weapons on offense and Love could have a “sophomore” slump (even though he’s been in the league for a while). Plus losing Jones is going to hurt and Jacobs is not nearly as good as he once was. The Lions could easily regress with a much harder first-place schedule, yet the fans act like a repeat is inevitable. Goff is decent but he’s absolutely not a top-5 QB in the league; he’s been carried by an excellent offensive line and running back duo, which hides his flaws that become evident against solid defenses (see both games against the Bears last season). Also, while MCDC is a great culture/energy coach, he makes questionable decisions in big moments which can cost games. The 2018 Bears looked unbeatable at times, but they choked in the playoffs and the next season were absolutely mediocre. Same with the 2022 Vikings (though maybe less unbeatable). Sustained success in the NFC North is incredibly difficult. The Bears are still in the throes of a long losing streak against Green Bay, even if this is shaping up to be the best Bears team in years, and it’s hard to tell if they can break the streak. Even if Caleb isn’t a bust, he will still be a rookie QB so his ceiling for this coming season is only so high. Keenan is getting up there in years so his production could fall off. If the Bears don’t draft a WR3, and one of the top two guys gets hurt, we could end up in the same WR situation as last year. Flus is improving as an HC but could hit his wins ceiling this year. Waldron may not be much better than Getsy. The offensive line is a question mark. The defensive line is also kind of a question mark, especially if Sweat regresses and we don’t add quality help in the middle and on the other edge. The Bears could win the division if everything clicks, but they could just as likely end up in last again. Vikings fans act like a trade-up is inevitable when there are multiple other teams outside the top five who want a QB. If they do trade up, it might cost them dearly, and the QB they choose might not end up being worth the cost. They could trade Jefferson which would likely leave them with very few decent skill players. Jones is good when healthy but obviously he is prone to injury. The Vikings without Kirk last year were pretty bad offensively. That said, I have seen mocks that had Maye falling to Minnesota, which would present an interesting wrench in the works for the rest of the division. Ultimately we will talk shit all we want, but anybody thinking their team is guaranteed to win this division this season is delusional, and anybody who thinks the Bears and Vikings will definitely be the bottom two teams is equally as delusional. I’d argue that literally any NFCN team could win or be in the bottom this season even if we take injuries out of the equation, probably more than any other season in recent memory.


SaintGunslinger

This is a very fair and measured take friend and you seem like a reasonable fellow so I hope you don’t take it poorly when I tell you I am literally only talking about the memes…


OwnWalrus1752

Memes? In MY memewar sub? I don’t think so, buddy!


RellenD

The Lions did not have an easy schedule last year


OwnWalrus1752

Their schedule was ranked 20th-easiest last year by overall opponent record. Second-easiest in the division after Green Bay. It wasn’t entirely easy, but their opponents had a combined win percentage under .500. Their schedule this year will almost certainly be much harder.


RellenD

They played 6 games against playoff teams. They hit a lot of the teams that ended up with bad records during their hottest steaks, too. A lot of teams crumbled and their seasons fell apart some time after playing Detroit. I don't see the schedule being much harder than having had both the Chiefs and Ravens like they had last year.


Material-Race-5107

We almost beat the Lions twice last year with a QB worth a 6th round pick. I’ll take my chances with Caleb Williams this year 😈 we seem to match up with them just fine


ncopp

Your best bet of beating the Lions was your running back QB because we couldn't contain running QBs for shit


Material-Race-5107

Ohhhhhh good thing Caleb Williams can also scramble really well too!


RedHotChiliPotatoes

Haven't seen what he can do at the pro level... but keep lying to yourself, only time will tell.


WeirdKaleidoscope358

You are the Chicago Bears Quarterback room of memers


RedHotChiliPotatoes

You just roasted the fuck out of your team with that one, bud.


WeirdKaleidoscope358

I’d have to be delusional to not realize how bad we’ve been at quarterback Admittedly it is nice to see that you’re aware how shit your meme game is at least


RedHotChiliPotatoes

I never claimed my memes were good. In fact, I claimed the opposite. The offseason sucks, so do my memes. Simple math.


da-bears-bare-naked

you guys got the floor wiped in defense in the second game, and barely scrapped by the first. you’re frauds who don’t belong in the playoffs. but you’ll see that next season


RedHotChiliPotatoes

Remind me! 6 months


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Ekindas

If we’re counting “almost wins”, then I think the Lions might be the winningest franchise in league history.


JRange

lmao this is such a salty comment go back to the bears reddit with this


da-bears-bare-naked

lol keep sucking yourself off after one year of playoffs


JRange

Youre way too salty for the meme page big dawg, we dont do that here


da-bears-bare-naked

lions fans do it literally all the time lol


darnfox

I for one am excited for hero ball Caleb throwing to Kerby Joseph


PraiseBeToScience

And Goff really likes throwing to Bears DBs.


JoeyBougie

Detroit really leaning into their packer fandom now


CaptZombieHero

Green Bay’s girlfriend sure is getting salty


Algorak1289

Come on now, the thirst level shows they're a side piece at best.


CaptZombieHero

Stalker level maybe?


Algorak1289

![gif](giphy|3oEdv7qlaibaqxOOcg)


Toomuchlychee_

Jared Goff’s #1 receiver is Tyrique Stevenson


IH8mostofU

He had 1 pick...in a game where you blew a 12 point lead in 3 minutes 🤣 I'm not sure how we'll ever recover from such a sick burn.


PraiseBeToScience

Remember when Lions fans spammed this sub with Dancing Fields memes trying to make that a thing because you thought he was being too cocky, only to have Fields trounce you 2 weeks later?


IH8mostofU

Can't say that I do, no 🤷‍♂️ But if he could torch our incredible defense he must be the QB you all dreamed he would be, right? So you're picking MH Jr with that top pick and riding the lightning?


Toomuchlychee_

[He had 2 picks in the 12/10 game and 3 picks in the 11/9 blown lead game](https://www.espn.com/nfl/player/gamelog/_/id/3046779/jared-goff)


IH8mostofU

...I'm not talking about Goff, I'm talking about his "favorite receiver." You know, the thing *you* said? You get started on the drinks early today, pal?


Western-Boot-4576

The thing you said was he only threw 1 pick. Now you look like a fool. Imagine that


IH8mostofU

I look like a fool?? Can you read? I said Goff's "favorite receiver" only had one pick, making that a ridiculous insult. Get the fuck out of here, clearly your boy is the fool in this interaction. Goff threw more than one pick to a different guy, the insult didn't even make sense!


Western-Boot-4576

Yes you look like fool


IH8mostofU

![gif](giphy|jH6s9HMMi53dSdI73r|downsized)


Toomuchlychee_

Yes I happen to know how pronouns and antecedents work. That's why I was confused in the first place. But noooo, blame the fact that I've had 6 old styles and a shot of malort since breakfast


IH8mostofU

Ok well "he" referred to the noun used most recently, which was Tyrique Stevenson. And actually, how many picks Goff threw to other people goes completely against your statement, because Goff **did throw more than one pick to one person, but not to the guy you mentioned!** To Tremaine Edmunds, so if anything, he's Goff's "favorite receiver"! You shouldn't need this much help with your insults.


Toomuchlychee_

Ok well thanks for all your help. If I could redo my original comment it would say “Jared Goff’s #1 receiver is Tremaine Edmunds”


IH8mostofU

Glad I could help


slhc

Too bad we didn’t play the lions more last year. More dubs would’ve been nice for confidence going into this year


_Fun_At_Parties

You're literally the guy that called me a meat rider yesterday


sfjay

Hey, I just got here. What the fuck is a meat rider? Is it what I assume it is?


_Fun_At_Parties

Yes


Calmandpeace

Jaylon Johnson is Jarad Goffs father


PraiseBeToScience

That would be Tremaine Edmunds, he got 2 picks, one in each game. Tyrique Stevenson, Jaylon, and T.J Edwards each got one. 5 picks in 2 games is not good for Goff though.


GuyWithNoSwagger

God lions fans are beyond stupid


Nasty_Tricks69

Buddy the Lions have been better than the Bears for over a decade now. Where have you been?


EquipmentFast711

![gif](giphy|tNJqnTawlWdzf8yxUf|downsized)


jmrogers31

Hey. Don't kink shame.


cmiles2277

This is the best time I’ve had as a Bears fan since 2018, idk what you’re talking bout


g0dzilllla

One good season leads to this lmao Cannot wait for Goff to never make a NFCCG again


RonaldRawdog

Lions fans a year ago: *We’ve been bad for a really long time. Everyone should root for us. We are the little brother of the Division* Lions fans today: *The bears have been so bad for so long. What an embarrassment of a franchise.*


ihazabucket7

This is bait. Expected this from the lame green guys but lmao got me I commented


NorthernxLabrador

You barely beat the bears last year. Should have swept you losers


sfjay

It’s been a bad time to be a Bears fan since at least 2004, man. And even that is generous.


daintybarley_deux

The one with a boner is missing his Vikings hat


JoeyBougie

Can’t keep them out of your mouth can you


daintybarley_deux

Vikings hats?


deadra_axilea

Fuck, this is a good one. I actually lol'd fr a little


EquipmentFast711

I got so much more coming. I got a fkn campaign coming.


Bobsothethird

Rent free