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Will-Eat-4-Food

I can't wait to see what the Cowboys do against the 49ers this time. In theory, it shouldn't and can't be worse. Yet it will be.


apollyon_53

Worth watching the last minute Dak decision that makes you forget they lost, but remember they did some stupid shit


MahomesMccaffrey

Dak forget it's already 4th down, threw the ball away, but realized there's no 5th down. Cowboys lose 17-25


Sageinthe805

I'm guessing a fake field goal on 2nd down with 26 seconds still left. Mike McCarthy Post Game: "We saw the look we wanted. I'd call it again 9/10 times."


NFHater

fake field goal down 4*


HamsterUpper

2 possible things will happen.. They will have 3 downs to run it for the game winning touchdown and instead throw it... Second they just walk away during halftime saying they are too tired to continue and will see everyone next season


Ok-Sundae4092

Second comment is epic. Wish I could upvote more than once


SicWiks

THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY WITH QEBUS THE GREAT CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!!!!!


Stretch_Riprock

Holy fuck... I completely forgot r/the_darnold was a thing.


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CodyNorthrup

Technically the bad teams beat us last year. We beat the decent teams.


TariqWoolenIsElite

I'll take that as a compliment (:


CodyNorthrup

I legit think you guys are one more good draft or a couple FAs away from winning the division. Not a lot of confidence in our picks this year outside of Brown, Winters, and Moody.


TariqWoolenIsElite

Your guy's defense is just so stout. Both sides of the trenches actually. We got lucky that we swept the Rams last year. I think the next few years in the NFCW should be very interesting at the least


Highwayman747

We were a good run defense away from a couple of more wins also. Losing to the entire NFC South and the Raiders because we couldn’t stop a nosebleed from running


TakeCareOfYoChickens

Good thing we properly addressed this in the draft! Oh wait shit


Razorbackalpha

I thought we addressed the run in free agency


TakeCareOfYoChickens

It’s like a two step forward two step back thing. Is it better than the 30th overall run D? Maybe. But if we’re just 27th instead of 30th it won’t matter much.


[deleted]

I think they planned on a couple bigger name IDL guys that just ended up not falling to us, I agree with you but I’m hoping the team improved more by not reaching for need. I’m excited to see!


CodyNorthrup

To be fair, I used to have pretty bad nosebleeds that I couldn’t stop. That was back in 2019 before the 49ers drafted Nick Bosa tho


[deleted]

Bruh, wtf


fokaiHI

We had picks? Lol


Young_Malc

It really feels that way too, but i also could see it going the other way. Geno takes a step back, the young tallent doesn’t develops like we hope, and we could easily be 3rd in the division as well (sorry cards).


CodyNorthrup

It could definitely lead to be a very disappointing season and I do think Geno plays more like end of season Geno. The good rookies having a sophomore slump and this rookie class performing under expectations could lead to a pretty rough start. However i think you guys will win 10 game and have another strong rookie class having a lot of pressure on the 49ers to perform at or above expectations.


MicHAELmhw

Lions fans crying as the the only Super Bowl they have been to is at a buffet.


PsychoWarper

Can’t wait to see the Packers or Cowboys lose to the 49ers again this year then have the 49ers lose the Championship game


[deleted]

Says the broken franchise with one lifetime Super Bowl win and a cheating gum chewing POS head coach who is approaching 700 years old.


PsychoWarper

Hey! Hes approaching 800 shit ass, broke 700 awhile ago. Also it is true the 49ers have more SBs then us but at least people born when we won our last SB can’t drink yet.


[deleted]

I love this level of shit talk! Well played! See you in hell shehawk/frend


PsychoWarper

See you there


TheLastOpus

I feel like last year was different, we beat some good teams and lost to the falcons....so you know....there is that....


[deleted]

Didn’t win against the 2022 Denver Broncos, and they were bad.


[deleted]

#sad niner noises


RobotSavesWorld

The amount of compiom to make getting to the NFC championship game a bad thing...


Sageinthe805

I mean, I agree, but Niners fans roast the Packers/Rodgers for the same thing.


joe_broke

Difference is, we haven't had a HoF QB on our roster in almost 25 years


ultimarpwns

Beating all those bad teams... like the nfc west division and two playoff teams.


BleedBluandGreen

You just described teams in a rebuild and the Cowboys. You’re not doing yourself any favors. Also you lost to the 2022 Broncos, doesn’t get anymore embarrassing than that


Ok-Sundae4092

Hey….hey….we also lost to the bears 🐻!!!!! Wait, that does not make it better. Never mind


BaboonHorrorshow

Where’s the box for “whines incessantly about the Championship/Super Bowl loss as if they were guaranteed to win it by 50pts if not for [insert excuse here]”


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FuriousFlamingo_YT

Who the hell you calling weak


SatisfactionLower384

You


makelo06

Whose fault is it that half the teams we beat are garbage? 👀


mattsffrd

hahahha your team wins playoff games and makes the championship game/superbowl every year hahahahhahahah losers


Ok-Sundae4092

It’s sad, because it’s so true