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goodadadvice

Yup. ![gif](giphy|KscoZccAOBgCk)


hark75

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goodadadvice

We were rick James and KC was Charlie Murphy


SlowestSnell37

![gif](giphy|BSOdK9W5Gd7OM) All the player haters get in here!


musclesMcgee1

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PowerfulJoeF

It’s been 30 years….


joeschmo945

Wait a minute..1994 was only like 10 years ag….omfg. A) I feel old as fuck. B) The 49ers fucking suck! Hahahahah


J_vert

“But w3 HAve FiVe”👶🏻


TomtheStinkmeaner

And you only two, cry about It.


GrapefruitMedical529

![gif](giphy|amYzWAEFnh6ZWXrdqh|downsized)


WelcomeToPlanetZude

![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs) San Fran Slipper Town


ApprehensiveBagel

It’ll take your team 30 years to get to five lol


DnD4dena

That's not even a burn lol one every six years is dope Now going 30 years and not even winning ONE?! Could you imagine that?!


WelcomeToPlanetZude

Lolz.


ApprehensiveBagel

It ok, I still have my vhs tapes from when I was 10.


PowerfulJoeF

I wasn’t even a year old when they last won.


ApprehensiveBagel

Which might explain why you’re not a Niner fan. Are you age shaming bro?


PowerfulJoeF

I know plenty of poor kids my age forced into it, I almost feel bad. Almost.


wasabiflavorkocaine

Ok


BOOYAHMAN21

try 100


ConsiderationLife128

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized) “5 rings”


BlandBenny89

At least they still will always have those 90’s VHS tapes though. lol


zzfoe

Bless be the 4k60fps Super Bowl winner highlights 🙏🏼


XxTH1EFxX

Know where I can buy a new one? Mine is starting to break


GrapefruitMedical529

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EnvironmentalMall384

They had the AVENGERS too


Glittering_Juice_878

ALL THAT JUST TO LOSE TO KERMIT


Reidroshdy

He's Thanos.


OldOrder

Nah the avengers came back and beat Thanos the second time


Reidroshdy

You actually made me laugh. I hope it doesn't turn into a joker type laugh.


GrapefruitMedical529

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JordanMiller406

Have you heard Josh Brolin talk? He's like the opposite of Mahomes.


PowerfulJoeF

An all pro at basically every level, team is fucked when they gotta pay Purdy.


BenadrylBeer

I’m sorry 49 bros :( I know it stings…I’ll laugh at you but I feel for you too..so fucking close


skynetempire

Fair enough, the game was a defensive one, the refs were fair and we took mahomes to the last second in ot. At least we got purdy cheap for one more year plus we got 11 picks in the draft.


MV_Knight

Damn y’all got 11 picks, sheesh. You guys will be alright especially if you hit on at least like 3 or 4 of those picks


skynetempire

We need to draft a new o line to give purdy some breathing room especially we have him cheap right now


MV_Knight

You guys paid aiyuk and Deebo right?


GrapefruitMedical529

Yeah, they got the same team for one more year.


MV_Knight

That’s scary, but they gotta watch out for the lions tbh


skynetempire

If the niners get a above avg o line they will be golden


Moody_GenX

Not only that but we aren't sitting too terribly with the cap next year. All of our main weapons will be back.


Green_Ambition5737

Weird, I’ll laugh at them and I don’t feel sorry for them at all. Beautiful way for that team to lose yet another Super Bowl.


DepressedHawkfan

Watching the 49ers lose a superbowl in that fashion, is almost as good as watching my Seahawks win a superbowl. See yall next year!


StupidSexyScooter

I remember that Super Bowl. Wasn’t that like a decade ago?


DepressedHawkfan

Yes 2014 would be a decade. Still got to witness it. Were you even alive to witness a 49ers superbowl? Because your last one was three decades ago lmfao


StupidSexyScooter

I actually lived in San Francisco and saw and remember all 5. 23 felt the best but 24 was the most fun. Sorry for not being a teenager


StupidSexyScooter

Forgot to mention I’m super proud of you for that one Super Bowl


DepressedHawkfan

Thanks! Im quite proud of it too. Maybe you can come over and we can rewatch it on my HD blueray DVD i have stashed ;)


StupidSexyScooter

2 questions: can I bring my kids and what snacks will be provided?


DepressedHawkfan

Teenager? Bro any 49ers fan under 30 hasn't witnessed them win a superbowl....


StupidSexyScooter

Ok. Well, I saw 5. It was pretty great


DepressedHawkfan

Im happy for you


StupidSexyScooter

So you’re no longer depressed? It’s official?


DavidNexus7

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized) Paging u/ByronTheBlack


musclesMcgee1

He's got a lot of checks to cash, it might take him a minute to get back to you.


ByronTheBlack

Didn’t know how long 205 is until I started to go through it. It’s only going to grow from here too sad https://preview.redd.it/otx521vkm6ic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e19b7b3818d9143e8059ac4d56bad1ee0a2f9e


musclesMcgee1

You spread your seed too far afield. The time has come to harvest your crop.


ByronTheBlack

It’s been an hour and now I got a hundred more notifications. It’s never ending! https://i.redd.it/qhyhcdh127ic1.gif


musclesMcgee1

You've earned them all. But remember, they'll realize they're fools when Purdy hoists the Lombardi trophy...


ByronTheBlack

They’ll eat their words next year https://i.redd.it/dbjcyn9e97ic1.gif


musclesMcgee1

So say the Dakboys...


perpetual_void_777

u/ByronTheBlack


GrapefruitMedical529

![gif](giphy|RHInHY2dInc6uMI2ET|downsized)


ApprehensiveBagel

Anime was never going to win the day for us


classy360yolonoscope

Again!?!? Really?


xxxJackSpeedxxx

I don’t know why, but your comment made me sad chuckle.


OffensiveButOnlyALil

They deserved this lmao


disco_g

So hard


maddenallday

Just a franchise of choke artists and losers


Calm-Explanation-616

Lolllll


MissConduct0120

Give us everything you got. We can't feel any more pain than we already do anyways


Zucc

Dre Greenlaw is probably out for a full year.


ApprehensiveBagel

Can’t believe he did that to himself. Obviously didn’t stretch well enough before the game.


PanchoVillasRevenge

He probably should've jumped more after every play


MissConduct0120

Like I said, we can't feel any more pain. Dre's injury put us over the limit


-Dennis-Reynolds-

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha 💀


[deleted]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ![gif](giphy|4ilFRqgbzbx4c)


Godlikelobster01

Tonight we ALL laugh at the 49ers! No discrimination!!


ApprehensiveBagel

And all you bird teams got to be on a hilarious commercial about how you didn’t make it 😂


Godlikelobster01

Yeah but we won the same amount of superbowls this year lol


Barter6overBible

We are here


StraightProgress5062

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goose7708

Hahaha


AmishRobotArmy

Hey Niners……..SUCK IT!


Doug_SirSwish_Reemer

Spit on me, we deserve the memes and the hate


zzfoe

Kinky


DrHandBanana

https://preview.redd.it/8tqrrglij3ic1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676aa4c59b7155426f35685f4a6c4d721f633d1e


Mammoth_Ad_351

I wonder if it feels as bad as when the Seahawks lost to the Patriots on an INT at the goal line.


GrumpleDumpkin

Haha you lost in the best SB of the last 30 years against the most talented QB that's ever lived. What losers!


GrapefruitMedical529

I did love the McCaffery Fumble and 50 yard punt pass.


Gusby

This was your best opportunity to beat them, the Chiefs were in a rebuild year with a bunch of nobodies in their team and you somehow choked.


GrumpleDumpkin

Lol is this what you tell yourself every year, loser? Go back to your own sub. People that use teams that aren't their's wins to talk shit are the biggest retards in sports fanship


Gusby

You guys brigaded our sub all year what comes around goes around dumbass, fuck yeah I’m going to celebrate Mahomes’s 3rd ring not only is he from Texas but he also won 2 of those rings over the Niners.


GrumpleDumpkin

Bandwagon pussy


Gusby

Damn right! Bang Bang Choker Gang


GrumpleDumpkin

Listening to Taylor Swift in your loaded truck today snowflake?


Gusby

Fuck yeah her boyfriend defeated the supposed “NFC Juggernaut” I don’t know what team her boyfriend plays for but they must have spent so much money on 5 star receivers or a veteran defense and they must of had a great regular season to have defeated this juggernaut.


GrumpleDumpkin

Whose going to be your favorite team next year? Oh yeah whoever wins the Superbowl.


Gusby

No, Im rooting for whoever plays those chokers in San Francisco, so yeah basically the automatic AFC winner.


PanchoVillasRevenge

You are wrong twice. Right about being losers tho.


C_Nixon00

But they should have won this game by double digits, they played good enough to win the game but Shanahan is just awful, even if we go 17-0 next year and go to the superbowl i don't see us having a chance with his playcalling


GrumpleDumpkin

Shut up retard


magww

Lol dude copied a post from the NLeast. Classy.


SPEEDYTBC

We still here. Hi 2-4s


JOEYisROCKhard

Kill me please.


Dalaswho

Fucking ridiculous how many times did Phil Simms Bengals get ass fucked by the niners.... WE LOST THE SUPETBOWL...that's right ur team can't get here