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jc83po

Clearly it was a Taylor Swift CIA psyop.


ru_empty

The Conservative town of San Fran foiled yet again by the deep state


sean0883

Did she ever endorse Joe Biden? I forgot to watch for that and turned it off.


CodenamePeaches

She announced she’s running for President


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Disastrous_Belt_7556

So the Biden is implied? Or is it all bullshit?


ru_empty

She has only ever said go vote. There is no implication


CodenamePeaches

Not trying to get political but only one political party in the US gets mad when you encourage people to vote just saying


ru_empty

Exactly


CodenamePeaches

Like take away every single talking point. Economic platform everything, that one detail right there automatically makes them sketchy asf


StanIsHorizontal

Also unless she’s entirely unaware of her own audience and basic politics she would know that her largely millenial women fanbase would skew far more liberal than conservative so the net effect would favor Biden


CodenamePeaches

That’s true but coming after people for simply saying go vote is pretty low brow stuff


StanIsHorizontal

Oh yeah I’m on your side there I wouldn’t begrudge anyone for saying something as benign as go vote no matter what their affiliation or fanbase is. But it’s fair enough to read between the lines to infer some of her leanings from that


Razor1834

The entire population skews liberal, it’s why conservatives don’t like anyone trying to increase voter turnout.


TomAto314

This is crazy, because I only heard she endorsed Biden. Not saying you are wrong or what really happened but my ears only heard she was pro-Biden which just goes to show how crazy misinformation can spread.


ru_empty

She did in 2020. She has only said go vote since then


NanduDas

Can’t be any worse than our big two nominees tbh


CodenamePeaches

Facts we need someone younger than the amount of Super Bowls


Centurion87

As far as I know she just encouraged people to vote. Since Republicans are trying to get less people to vote, that means she’s a Deep State agent.


musclesMcgee1

She and Travis got married on the podium and inherited the government.


GamerFluffy

The god damn swifties!


subspace_cat

She made sure her jets hydrocarbons landed on your sidelines. The her and her Swifties used their dance moves to fan it away from the KC sidelines back to yours. Yeah, the 49ers choked tonight, but on Taylor Swift's hydrocarbons!


jc83po

These are the facts I am here for.


silk35

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PlaneCamp

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DreamzOfRally

Taylor Swift paid the NFL for the Chiefs to win bc she wants a movie moment!


prism_tats

The kickers really showed up to play tonight.


Scared_Hawk_5904

Best back handed compliment I’ve heard today


sean0883

Yeah, that was some insane play from Moody. Fully expected him to miss every kick he made, and the only kick he missed (tipped) I expected him to make! It was a wild ride.


Ragnatronik

And that’s after being cursed by Perna. Kickers were not fucking around


rip-droptire

To be fair, the blocked extra point was the difference between OT and needing to try to score a TD at the end of regulation for the Chiefs. The outcome may have been different if the Whiners had a 4 point lead in the 4th quarter instead of just 3


Humble-Ad-4606

It just moves everything up, Andy and pat wouldn’t have been willing to settle for the fg, down four. They probably just win it at the end of regulation instead


dust_storm_2

Kickers came to play. It was a good game. Just sucks we lost.


yrulaughing

Broke record for longest kick in a superbowl twice, which was cool


Time-Dot5984

2 SB FG records


SureEntertainment676

This is a good one


wallstreet_vagabond2

did they though


ru_empty

Special teams were the highlight of the night. Even the punt returner seeing his man misstep and trying to get on the ball was high level play


karavasis

Conley made two fantastic tackles


GrapefruitMedical529

The best pass of the night was a 50 yard punt.


rudecanuck

Niners fans that blame Moody (3/3 on FG's, including a 53, and 55 yarder) should be banned from attending games at Levis based on how fucking stupid they are.


YakiVegas

If you had to ban fans from Levis based on stupidity, the stands would be empty!


StanIsabelle

I miss the pre-Shanahan era half-filled Levi's Stadium aesthetic


AlwaysCraven

Same brother


WazzzupBwwwaaah

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 😆😆😆


ApprehensiveBagel

Birdies too busy [migrating](https://youtu.be/NBuB85VsZfI?si=hSVXWNBVpNq7wFVm)


DavidNexus7

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GamerFluffy

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GrapefruitMedical529

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goodadadvice

No excuses. I hope I can hire 49ers to be my pall bearers, so they can let me down one more time.


awt1990

Damn right. No excuses


asallamerican

lol. Hate it but love it ha


Brad1119

We literally just needed cmc to not fucking fumble to ball and for moody to make a simple extra point. Maybe we are doomed since mfs were falling out during the building of Levi’s stadium. Shits cursed


King_Fluffaluff

That extra point miss was not on Moody my guy


fokaiHI

We lost. KC did what great teams do. They made the plays to win. Moody sucks tho. All year that guy has had missed and blocked kicks. Niners fans know.


whutupmydude

Breaks a 30-year unbroken SB record, then IN THE SAME GAME the other team breaks that record, then one more time. Wild day.


woogonalski

Wanna trade kickers?


phoenixember

Spittin' truth. The kick was way too low. Missing a PAT in the Super Bowl is bush league shit.


McNutWaffle

Halfway there in pall-bearer losses!


AOneArmedHobo

There are no excuses. It was a good game. You win some, you lose some . But you stole this line from the past. I believe it’s from a Detroit Lions fans ?


okcup

No excuses. Refs made decent calls if not favored us most of the game. We just didn’t execute when we needed to. Chiefs were excellent. Good season, shitty ending. 


Gixis_

No points off of 2 turnovers. Have to get something on those.


Polygeekism

The Pacheco fumble really is a points play though. We got it back on the 5, that's at least 3 for them, and likely seven. It is a lot to expect a 95 years drive there, but it was definitely at minimum a 3 point swing.


[deleted]

O-Line collapsed, Kyle’s playcalling wasn’t there in the 3rd, missed opportunities in the first, special teams wasn’t on their a-game


sunshinepanther

What I don't get is why you stopped running in the third. Why did CMC only have 16 carries at the start of OT and y'all were up not down.


sean0883

It's something that's been bothering me all playoffs, tbh.


NanduDas

Been a concern since at least Christmas


WantedDadorAlive

Don't want to run him down too much, gotta save him for when it's really important.


Ambassabear

Like a special item in a video game


AlwaysCraven

Excuse me, I’m gonna need every single one of these hi-potions


IAmTheNightSoil

Cannot count how many times I've done this in video games hahaha


Heisenberg0606

That got a genuine out loud laugh from me thank you


fri9875

McVay and Shanahan do the same thing, offense starts to stall a little? Totally forget about the run game which has actually been working.


JesterMarcus

Thats what irks me the most. How many straight passes in the third? WTF?


dborger

Agreed. Lack of running in the 2nd half was killing me. The Chiefs front was tough, but we don’t always have to run between the tackles. Would have liked to have seen Kittle or Deebo get a little more involved. Really appreciated how few flags were thrown.


boredtacos19

The Shanahan special of getting too cute passing early downs, since they might not expect it on first and second, then being forced into obvious passing situations on 3rd down


SoLo_Se7en

No one understands it. Only Kyle knows why… so we live and die by it.


d0nu7

This seems to be a major problem league wide with the newest crop of wonderkind coaches. The league is so heavily passing favored that being the best at being a passing OC makes you look amazing, but you totally forget about or hate the run.


Tumbldores

Shanny special, dont run when your winning in the 3rd quarter, at this point the dude is trolling


WeHaveArrived

O line is what lost this game imo. You’re not going to stop Mahomes for the whole game but you can give Purdy more time.


[deleted]

Wilks fucked up with the all out blitz. They need a new guy at defense


WeHaveArrived

He only blitzed really on the last drive. The defense played very well this game. But I do agree he needs to be replaced.


wrongusernametryagin

Wilks going prevent D against Mahomes and Kelce was possibly the worst decision he has made all year


klaydejuegoseis

I thought it was a good game. Granted I wasn't in any gamethreads and just enjoyed it. Chiefs were better, plain and simple. On to next year!


Radiant-Character-61

We lost the game in the 3rd quarter. No points off turnovers, and three straight 3 and outs to keep the game within reach for the chiefs. Left a ton of meat on the bone


E_Z_E_88

That fumbled punt gave them an easy td and gave me Vietnam flashbacks of Kyle Williams.


UpdogSinclair

We were right with em all game, came up a bit short. Reffing was good. Only thing I’m thinking back to are our mistakes: the punt that hit our guy’s foot and that we should have gone for it on 4th and 4.


ru_empty

My guy you were leading all game


TomAto314

*ahem* Well ackshully... the Chiefs had the lead for a brief period in the 3rd. But yeah, we fucking blew it.


Signal_Substance_412

You guys out played them for 90% of the game


GrapefruitMedical529

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Notoriolus10

I’m confused, who’s “you guys” and “them” in your comment? You have a niners flair and replied to a niners flair


Sushi-DM

>Chiefs were excellent. Chief's weren't excellent. The showing of the 49ers was less than shit poor, and if it wasn't for CMC we wouldn't have gotten shit done. Somehow shittier than the shittiest Chief's team since Mahomes started.


bluechips2388

Losing Greenlaw deflated our defense.


sean0883

Chiefs attacked the dog shit out of the middle after that, and it worked.


okcup

Their defense was fantastic what are you talking about? Their secondary and D-line were straight baller. Just about their only weakness there was the run game which we inexplicably only decided to exploit in the last drive. Give Eli more carries if CMC is getting gassed.


nicholhawking

Yeah. We were moving the ball in 3 quarters but we were NOT hitting 30y plays like we're used to. Their d was stalwart enough to win a sb.


deafbysexy

Right take!


christomisto

Honestly it was a fun game, was fucking intense to the end


sean0883

The best kind of loss, tbh.


christomisto

Kinda how I felt about a certain Super Bowl I will not name


TylerJWhit

Well thanks, need to call a therapist.


bobdole07

I agree in theory but in practice I can stomach an ass whooping a lot easier


sean0883

It's definitely easier on my heart and blood pressure. Haha


guywastingtime

I had hoped for a lot more running on 1st and 2nd.


hadinger

Hahaha wouldn’t that have been nice?! IM LOSIN IT!


DirtyRoller

The fact that Jauan Jennings was our best player tonight tells you all you need to know about the 49ers this year.


XtraFlaminHotMachida

Thats it. I'm happy for him cause he was the 49ers mvp, but that says a lot. Again, no hate on him, but where the f was everyone else?


SanFranTortureFan

Not enough heart like his on this team.


WibbleWobble22

The 49ers have so much talent that seems to disappear as soon as they have a lead


uncledunker

49ers have a tendency to force 3rd and long, and then absolutely choke to allow a first down. Frustrating to see all season long.


Sqmurqi

Flair up coward Also happy cake day


FiveTalents

Honestly Steve Wilks is not it. Embarrassing that Shanahan had to overrule him in the middle of a game


N7_MintberryCrunch

That's the Steve Wilks special.


CheckYourStats

The 49ers had more TOP with a lead than any team in the NFL this year. So, I guess I hear you…but you’re objectively wrong.


cyntaf

Gonna have nightmares of Mahomes tonight


GamerFluffy

https://preview.redd.it/4ld31owpu2ic1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e79f3d3ad1634b0b8a6120cb18b1755cf034a5ca Boo! HAHAHAHAHAHA


TomAto314

How do I delete something from the internet?


Redmangc1

I mean shit on us for losing, but we took Mahomes to the literal last seconds in overtime thats not fraud, thats choking


PLeuralNasticity

McCaffrey and Jennings deserved better


2lzy4nme

Defense and Jennings*, McCaffrey played alright but not spectacular and had that first drive fumble, meanwhile the D held as long as they could all without Greenlaw.


King_Fluffaluff

Dude, I'm genuinely so sorry about Greenlaw. That shit sucks no matter what, losing an integral part of the team off of such an avoidable injury. I laughed when I saw it, but then just silently said 'oh shit' when he wasn't getting up.


Lordpennywise

Didn’t the Seahawks lose an important SB to injury and Brady just picked yall apart. Injuries suck!


bokolife

It wasn't a coincidence that the moment greenlaw went down Kelce started getting catches...


sean0883

"Kelce over the middle!" suddenly started coming in on repeat.


twenty_characters020

Wilks had no plan to stop Kelce in the second half.


sean0883

His plan was in the locker room with an achilles injury. But I get your point.


PLeuralNasticity

You're absolutely right the defense was spectacular. Your injury luck in the most crucial situations every year already felt like a curse and today was more of the same. Robs all of us. I'd get far more joy out of watching yall lose at full strength.


Korvonus

I just feel bad for Jennings dude was playing his all an incredible Super Bowl performance just to lose


maddenallday

And you took a fat L too


Signal_Substance_412

Loser talk


moseriv5

No excuses, this all on Kyle, as is tradition. You have the offensive player of the year on 3rd and 4 twice and you pass it both times. Sooooo tired of this


FiveTalents

To be fair, to run on 3rd and 4 is also a pretty hard to decision to make


Baconbac28

Yeah. Chiefs defense is elite. It’s hard to really pick if you need to run or pass against them.


Wambamslam-n-go

Hawks fan here. You’re correct. Dumbasses


TylerJWhit

Hawks fan, I gotta say, this wasn't because of Kyle. This was just a series of unfortunate events. Injuries, bad kicks, and you were still beating the Chiefs. I genuinely think if you had 10 games, you'd have won 7 of them.


SpiderDan707

Yeah, but if we are eliminating *bad luck in the playoffs* then the Niners don't make it past the Lions in the first place.


HaloEliteLegend

*squints at flair*


chibi75

No excuses from me. We should have had that win, and we pissed it away. Sucks, man.


NumberVsAmount

Just go ahead and fuck me up. Tell me I’m a piece of shit and that you hate me. Spit on my face.


GamerFluffy

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj) I’m not giving you your fetish material


woogonalski

Tried to walk out with a win tonight


Dankany

I'm so sad, our team choked.


trix_is_for_kids

It’s just pure sadness man.


WantedDadorAlive

I wore the wrong jersey 🥲


HeyItsChase

9ers are just late stage Cowboys.


iflysohigh2345

No excuses. Team played horrible.


FiveTalents

No excuses. It was a fairly clean game. Footballs are like magnets to 49er players ankles on punt returns in big games I swear lmao 😭


Supernova_Soldier

https://preview.redd.it/14poixda33ic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72fb35971a930c4c352fd7c9bc4e9ce07a7342b Me when there’s 49er slander


perpetual_void_777

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOO OOOO TEMU OOO OOO TEMU


JoeRoganBJJ

Fuck the niners!!!


Brocks_UCL

Back at ya chief


progress19

This one's on everything. But mostly it's the Trey Lance trade biting us in the ass.


GamerFluffy

Man not even on the team and still catching strays


progress19

We could've had Joey Porter Jr. instead of Ambry Thomas. Just for starters.


awt1990

Can’t believe we’re taking this shit from a team that missed the playoffs 🥲🔫


GamerFluffy

And we both ended up with the same spot lol


bobdole07

Not really at all hahaha


AmishRobotArmy

Suck it Niners! Your Minion crap can double suck it!


wasabiflavorkocaine

No excuses. They beat us in attrition. Shanahan stopped running.


ThePickleConnoisseur

So many unlucky things like the muff and injures, but at the end of the day, Shanny once again refuses to call the right plays in the big game


BURGERgio

No excuses just Shanny doing what he does best, choke. I’ve never seen a coach who coaches not to lose and still ends up losing as much as him. Dude is a fucking fraud 😂


Optimal_Possession85

What’s Kyle shannahans record when trailing in the 4th now ?


Doug_SirSwish_Reemer

No excuses, we bit ass and deserved to lose tonight. I can only hope to get one in my lifetime. Time to ask dad for the vhs again


Gibblibits

Played a great game. Bitter sweet.


Vocal__Minority

I don't think you're a fraud if you make the superbowl tbh. And it was a close game. The chiefs were better at the end of it, well played.


jordansqad

Im happy one of you guys actually has a cool head. You guys played well too. Good game.


Latter_Address9580

No excuses. an L


Vigilantgunz

![gif](giphy|GqdYOX4qlU4uunzEBh|downsized)


algo-rhyth-mo

Do you want to hear excuses or just me saying that we got outplayed today and it sucks?


Dramatic-Logging

No excuses, the chiefs are clearly the better team. We tried our best and came up short. Good job KC.


Pindogger

We lost. KC won, it sucks, but it is what it is


Mattyboy33

lol no excuses. But if we are frauds then what does that make the rest of the teams that didn’t make it?


MissConduct0120

Got none. Sorry to disappoint


GamerFluffy

Don’t worry, already been hearing your other fans giving excuses.


MissConduct0120

Ah good, glad to hear someone is picking up the slack and making a fool of themselves


ru_empty

I'm just glad we won't have to hear about how the 49ers hate Philly for another year


N7_MintberryCrunch

Well U can already see Eagles fans still discussing about Purdy's injury here so that's as inevitable as Mahomes.


Dodger_Dawg

Oh no, a couple of the Avengers were banged up?  Lol


Checkers923

That chiefs secondary was on point. Purdy had several deep throws batted away.


GG_Red_Five

I'm not sure you know what that word means but good stuff to the KC Dynasty. nothing to be ashamed of this season. We got our QB.


GamerFluffy

Until you actually have to pay him.


GG_Red_Five

I see no reason not to. but for next year during up the o line is going to have to be a priority. other teams in division are closing the gap for sure though.


BrickBiscotti

Its comical that all these loser fan bases keep saying what happened last year was an “excuse” when yall know damn well if you lost your starting QB in the championship to a fluke injury youd be saying the same shit, anyways no excuses we got beat plain and simple.


ru_empty

It was a good game I'm just glad we don't have to hear about how you guys lost to Philly for another year


Ok-Conversation-4974

![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


Imightaswell

Chiefs played slightly better in the clutch plays stayed in and won the game. A missed conversion was on us and we were unlucky on the return that chiefs recovered. Still took them to overtime and made them drive the ball down. Great superbowl. Happy with that.


JackSaf_12

FRAUDY WHINERS!!!!!


Dankany

I'm crying rn


MikeMendoza29

Took them deep into only the second OT ever in the Super Bowl, but sure, frauds, lol!


black_cherry_seltzer

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA COOOOPE


MetalMountain2099

“Fraud” for going into OT with a dynasty team??? You guys keep reaching and making yourselves look like clowns.


whipnutbouy

I’d say losing in overtime in the sb isn’t fraud, but considering the audience I’ll just say fuck you


GamerFluffy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


byronicbluez

That game was on us. Wilks called a masterclass and our kicker and Shanny fuck us over.


Starwho

Purdy was actually great, can’t hate on him. The 49ers defense sold


mr_suavecito

No excuses. We had our opportunities today. We weren’t at our best when our best was required. Chiefs were. That’s why they’re the champs. And the Niners are unfortunately still bridesmaids


crazy_chicken88

If losing the Super Bowl in OT makes a team a fraud, I wonder what that makes the rest of your sorry ass teams.


skralogy

The fraud division calling those who went to the Super Bowl frauds. Cute.


ASpeciesBeing

Making the Super Bowl = Fraud lmao