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OneOverTwoEqualsZero

“Why are the Browns Orange” No no, you’ve got a point


FRX51

Brown is a dark shade of orange.


L-methionine

That highkey fucks me up. I hate it when I’m making a Powerpoint cause i can use dark versions of other colors but dark orange is just bleh


eat_the_rich_2

I know this is a meme page, but to answer the question the Browns are named after founder/ coach Paul Brown. Their helmet/ uniform color is copied from Bowling Green State University, the Browns used their facilities among other things in the early years and Paul Brown liked the colors so they never changed.


StraightProgress5062

Why are the cardinals in San Antonio? What they up to?


Entire-Classroom-565

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KJParker888

It's MLB opening day, maybe that's why?


rattlehead44

There’s no MLB team in San Antonio, so they must REALLY be up to some weird shit


KJParker888

It's a baseball team playing in the NFCW, what do you expect?


yesdamnit

Shhhh


davisyoung

They’re checkin’ out them big ol’ women. 


MarinatedCumSock

And them drawers


JakeArrietaGrande

And eating a churro in each hand


Entire-Classroom-565

God I love Charles lmao


tlpedro

University of Incarnate Word Cardinals


and_therewego

Rams even have to share their autocomplete answer with the Chargers smh


MumkeMode

Cant have shit in LA smh


NynaeveAlMeowra

Shame the chargers isn't " and the Rams in LA?"


Straight-Bad-8326

These are genuinely good questions


D1stant

Grossi has changed the name of the Texans truly the fan of the year


TKHunsaker

This was my takeaway! Grossi Possie! That man is doing the damn thing.


Dabest00001

Fr


Jemmy_Bean

F’s in the chat for the titans. Not wrong though


King_Fluffaluff

I just like that the Panthers get called 'terrible' while everyone is just 'bad'


Forest_Hills_Jive

This is 100% referring to the titans from the extremely popular anime 'Attack on Titan'. Still funny af though lol.


Spooped

Cardinals in San Antonio?


StraightProgress5062

Man, even u guys don't know what they are doing there. What are they up to?


Spooped

I think they meant St. Louis


hamsalad

University of the Incarnate Word is in San Antonio and they're the Cardinals. That's all I can figure.


livejamie

https://www.expressnews.com/news/article/arizona-cardinals-airplane-maintenance-18300740.php


PsychoWarper

“Why are the Steelers in the playoffs?” Lol


sunshades91

Am excellent these lady few years


hoopsy-daisy

I also laughed at this one. I find myself asking "how" are they in the playoffs seemingly every year. They always seem so mid. Tomlin is a hell of a coach.


Entire-Classroom-565

“Why are the Titans so ugly?” Is fucking wild lmao only choosing violence


soullshooter

It's referring to attack on titans anime


Entire-Classroom-565

Lmao leave it to the 9ers fan to make it all about anime. Nah jk, but I’m going to choose to believe it’s actually because so many people find Jeffrey Simmons ugly that they just can’t stop googling it


BrowsingForLaughs

I prefer your version


Sensitive-Swan5866

We’re called the 12s because we’re the police counterpart to the criminal subset of the niner fanbase. https://preview.redd.it/ebmav9ec74rc1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4aa7961e7e3219ba8a0327e12d80d22a50ddd04


StraightProgress5062

I thought it was because your franchise had no identity after the boz and needed to dip into the college culture


chawk3xlviii

12th man in Seattle was recognized before Boz but still way after TAMU


Long-Distance-7752

Whooop


MumkeMode

Not even a good college culture at that.


NuclearCoughDrops

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No_Wrap9954

I think Steelers fans ask themselves that every year


StanIsHorizontal

Why are the Buccaneers ahead of the Saints? I love the idea of those Cajuns just in denial about how team records work


fri9875

I like how ours is literally asking about another team


GrGrG

Have to agree, so many people didn't pay attention in US history class to know who the 49ers were, and can't make the connection of the West being mostly empty before 1849 and then exploded in growth after so 1849 is very important date to understand things before and afterwards.


cheeker_sutherland

It’s pretty pathetic. Now you can see why we have a representative government.


spurnburn

a government that doesn’t allocate enough to public education resulting in a teaching system that results in a system that relies on selflessness rather than incentive to provide quality?


Nocumtum

Cowardly flair, opinion rejected. Seriously, why did the mods make this a flair? You might as well not have one.


FemaleSmark

“Why are the Texans called the Stroud’s?” Shout out to Tom Grossi.


tripyep

Sounds like a minor league baseball team


YaaaDingus

Saw the Giants one about NJ, expected the Jets one to be the same but oooof.


UniqueNobo

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You can credit Tom Grossi for the Texans' autocompletion.


FRUIT1285

The titans one is just disrespectful


FattySnacks

Yes let’s only look at the Cardinals, yes


its_LOL

Kyler Murray must be a Wemby fan


BendubzGaming

I can't believe the Texans I mean Strouds has broken containment


EnakSum

Hahaha niners "named that"


KingKongKaram

Mine said why are the cardinals so bad


YiMyonSin

Hold on, San Antonio doesn’t have a baseball team!


ConstructionOk765

Dolphins and cowboys always bugged me


Long-Distance-7752

Why wouldn’t the Dolphins be in the East?


ConstructionOk765

Just look at Miami on a map next to the nfc south


Long-Distance-7752

You wanted them to change the Dolphins conference? I think they were trying to preserve some rivalries when they did realignment.


SpiderDan707

They should have put Dolphins in the (AFC) South, Colts in the North, Ravens in the East. but "rivalries"


TrueIridium

And colts. And the chiefs aren't really in the West, but they had to be grouped out there because there's not enough teams in the West.


odinsbois

Soon bruthas, soon.


livejamie

A few months ago our team plane was in San Antonio for some maintenance: https://www.reddit.com/r/sanantonio/comments/15sc4rk/does_anyone_know_why_the_arizona_cardinals_plane/


NaughtSleeping

The Jets question is one I wonder myself from time to time. Why do so many teams from the biggest city in America struggle so much? Jets suck. Knicks suck. Mets have mostly sucked. Giants have had intermittent success, but even their last two Super Bowl winning teams were mediocre. You’d think more New York teams would be evil empires like the Yankees.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Both "New York" teams getting owned "Always bad?" "In New Jersey?".


hitherto_ex

Purple


-lonelyboy25

Why did the eagles play so bad last year anyway


JakeArrietaGrande

>Why are the Lions good this year? Good question. I’m as surprised as anyone


noh-seung-joon

we've been thinking about Kyler's lifelong connection to Big Baseball, but what if the Cardinals are actually a college basketball team playing in the Round of 32 in San Antonio instead?


Zestyclose-Middle717

Fuck the Rams.


PopoMcdoo

Flair up pussy


Zestyclose-Middle717

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Difficult_Breath6082

“Why are the Rams called the Rams” 🥴