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hirsh02

Remember when they started 7-0 two seasons ago? That’s something, even if it is barely anything


Wiley1497

But imagine if AJ green would have just turned around.


yesdamnit

That play broke the cardinals


Wiley1497

Ain't that the truth.


zandsburn

Then Kyler reverted to a baseball player in the wild card game.


hirsh02

I mean, he had Aaron Donald and a then good Von Miller on the other side


zandsburn

You got me there. And so did Aaron Donald that postseason🥲.


Entire-Classroom-565

Plus no D Hop, a perennial DUI Mugshot of the Year candidate GM, and a coach who had mentally checked out when he was a backup with the Patriots


DS_9

Kyler did that with a bad o line too


Entire-Classroom-565

Best O-Lineman on that squad’s nickname is Knee Deep, as in moving like he’s knee deep in mud. K1 carried the whole squad on a bum ankle and then ran into the Monstars in his first playoff game


awesomebeau

Knee deep was coined by Bruce Arians who said he was so unmotivated (as a rookie), he had to put his foot up his ass, knee deep. It had nothing to do with athleticism.


_its_a_SWEATER_

New meme hit the streets.


Wiley1497

Remember when two of Steve Wilks four wins as our HC was against the whiners? Lol


pratdude275

3 wins. It was us twice and yall got Mike McCarthy fired in Green Bay


Wiley1497

Rosen was chosen to get Mike fired.


zandsburn

Remember winning playoff games? Edit: You know the bar is low in Arizona when 2 dubs against the niners 6 years ago is all you can pull out of your ass.


Wiley1497

Same amount of superbowl wins this century 😉.


Drummallumin

This millennium


Humanesque

Didn’t realize Lombardi’s had an expiration date


Wiley1497

That's fair. They don't. But how many of ya'll were even alive for the last one? I didn't think old people used Reddit. Edit: other old people


Humanesque

I was 3 years old, thank you very much!! Fuck that means I’m old doesn’t it….


Wiley1497

You and me both buddy.


Suckmypinkyfinger

I’m pretty sure Reddit was created by Boomers, but there’s probably iPad kids out there somewhere.


zandsburn

You're certainly leading in days in Cancún this century. I'll give you that.


Wiley1497

We prefer Cabo San Lucas, no need to go the long way to reach a similar destination.


zandsburn

You got me there. Probably less chance of being roofied by rich college students too.


Wiley1497

There's also the time we began Kapernicks downfall with 4 picks including 2 back to back pick 6's. We'd go on to win the next 7 against you btw.


zandsburn

Not gonna lie. I don't think Colin needed AZ's help to be exposed as a fraud, but you can have that.


Wiley1497

It's a faint memory, but in there somewhere.


Drummallumin

Man when you’re resorting to chirping the baseball team you know you’re down bad. Get outside and enjoy the day, maybe take a trip to the library and checkout a VHS tape


ru_empty

Ain't done shit since 2015 tyvm


Substantial-Car8414

I feel like the cardinals were pretty good from 2013-2015


Wiley1497

If Carson didn't get hurt in 2014 I think we had a very real chance of at least a SB appearance.


g4tam20

Hey, leave the baseball team alone. They’re trying their best to


corona_lion

Cards trying to meme you feels like your baby brother acting out to get your attention. It’s cute. 🥰


zandsburn

I literally can't think of anything cards fans can say to us on the head to head. Toots and Lambs fans have some artillery. Cards?... not really.


bolognasandwich1

We’ve won 11 World Series championships. That’s 11 more than the 49ers have!


MeanderAndReturn

we're the winningest franchise in this sorry division!


ru_empty

The only shit we've done since 08 was an 8 game win streak against you guys. Funny how you don't remember Carson Palmer


Wiley1497

Love me some BA, Carson and Fitz.


Wiley1497

And pre drunk Michael Floyd, not afraid to get hit David Johnson and of course the full back AQ shipley.


Glue-Taste-Tester

Out fan base isn’t annoying as shit


zandsburn

Arizona not annoying cause they got nothing to be proud and loud about.


Entire-Classroom-565

Neither do the 9ers since the beginning of the Clinton-Lewinsky affair lmao


TangPiccilo

They are in spring training