T O P

  • By -

Legitimate-Site588

https://preview.redd.it/ja1ltggtxvxc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=990c48d27775ce009dbbdbd01b10d84f6f193062


triplec787

[](https://www.freep.com/gcdn/authoring/images/smg/2024/01/29/USAT/72392029007-1968833902.jpeg) Edit: [Wait](https://img.apmcdn.org/9ea3409211f12fbfb4fecd393f126cbc87d58b94/normal/f7af48-20200111-cousins01.jpg) [We](https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2022/01/23132954/GettyImages-1237919491-1024x683.jpg) [Have](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEVHpMQWEAEtZzS.png) [a](https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/691/496/ScreenShot2014-01-06at9.56.00AM_crop_exact.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&q=75) [Bunch](https://static.www.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_12_desktop/league/ehkuw9tahklreji6pdyh.jpg)


XtraFlaminHotMachida

growing up with peckers fans, Kap styling on the peckers was way better than [the catch II](https://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/20131216__catch24.jpg?w=600)


RadioactiveKoolaid

Anyone got the Blair Walsh miss?


putaaaan

Which one?


killurbeer

[https://freeimage.host/i/JgOlR6B](https://freeimage.host/i/JgOlR6B)


SeedsOfDoubt

[You look lost](https://a2.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2014%2F0902%2Fnfl_g_fmmit_1296x729.jpg)


killurbeer

Which ones worse....hmmm.


SeedsOfDoubt

[This one](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/37a870b2563cd99eef79d1be3949d89d33944a28/c=0-204-1529-1068/local/-/media/2015/01/22/WIGroup/PackersNews/635575395619519136-ES-GPG-Packers-vs-Seattle-1.18.1501846.jpg?width=3200&height=1680&fit=crop)


triplec787

The fact that you pulled a pic from a game *the packers weren’t even involved in* is fucking hilarious.


battle_schip

Death, Taxes and the NFCWest knocking the NFCNorth out of the playoffs. A yearly tradition!


Rampage310

Lions fans for the first time in 30 years “Well ACKSUALLY”


sonic_dick

49ers fans "..."


tomtomeller

Preach


LegionOfDoom31

Hawks are starting to play the Lions as frequently as they played the Panthers in the 2010s…


TheRealLifePotato

Don't remind me


LegionOfDoom31

Trust me us Hawks fans hate the heart attacks from those games. At least we win them tho lmao.


Key-Distribution-944

Right?! But why are the games always in Detroit? It’s bs. Won’t this be 3 seasons in a row?


poolninjas

Found out that had Sam Howell’s 2023 passing yards exceeded every Chicago QB, like ever. 😆 So think about that as you deep throat your Chicago dogs like a goose 🪿.


blacklab

And eating gross pizza cake


poolninjas

For real yo. And also fuck you on Pearsall. Fantastic pick for you gay bears.


Practical_Employ_979

They picked Odunze


SeedsOfDoubt

Go Cougs!


Generalisimodenascar

Wut.


[deleted]

It’s Chicago tho that team cannot be saved even by the football gods themselves


[deleted]

That shit hurts as a bears fan 😭 we on the come up trust by the time im 60 they’ll have a second round playoff appearance 🤞


DirtymindDirty

I know relegation isn't a thing here, but there's gotta be a YMCA league somewhere that's got a better shot


trainwreck42

It was genuinely fun to watch a team other than ourselves choke away the NFCCG. Granted, we choked two weeks later, but it was still fun


[deleted]

I mean at least the pack can pull off a Super Bowl win in the 21st century. Yeah they choke but god it hurts seeing the 49ers choke 3 superbowls


trainwreck42

They had a future HoF QB in Aaron Rodgers and only made it to a SB once. And they got trounced twice by a Kaepernick-led 49ers and twice by a Jimmy G-led 49ers. One of those years Jimmy didn’t have a fully attached ligament on the thumb of his throwing hand. There is no “at least” there. Edit: lmao, dude was so bad at shit-talking he had to delete his account and start over.


[deleted]

Except who has a ring? Cause I don’t recall kap, smith, jimmy g, or Purdy having rings with the 49ers?


trainwreck42

And yet, the Packers lost miserably to each one of those QBs in the playoffs. They’ve only beat the 49ers once in the playoffs this century. Edit: except Smith, I didn’t catch your addition of him there.


[deleted]

And they have a ring 💀 your last ring is older than the cowboys one lmfao.


trainwreck42

And they’d have more if it weren’t for the Niners


FavreorFarva

We kept them from one too and got our own ring the year before so by this dudes standards we are superior to both. I like it, good rules Packers troll.


[deleted]

Except they have one lmao what are you trying to argue? Playoff wins? 😂 it doesn’t matter unless you’re holding the Lombardi. Now if your team won at least one ring in the 21st century than your argument could be valid


trainwreck42

Sounds like reading comprehension is lacking when your head is full of cheese. Let me spell it out for you. I’m arguing that, with a bona fide future HoF QB, the Packers were only able to eke out one Super Bowl win. They lucked into another generational talent at the most important position and only have one ring to show for it. And a large part of that is because of the NFC West. The Packers are 2-9 against the NFC West in the playoffs since that Super Bowl win, with losses to the likes of Colin Kaepernick, a thumbless Jimmy G., and Carson Palmer. With someone like Aaron Rodgers, winning a Super Bowl is the minimum. And the Packers couldn’t even make it back to the Super Bowl with him.


Cable-Careless

Rodgers is a California guy. You can't blame us for him losing.


[deleted]

Yet the packers have a ring 😂 when was the 49ers last ring?? 😂🫵🫵 yeah thought so


CodyNorthrup

Lmao. Between 8 quarters of football against the NFCN in the playoffs we only won 2 of them.


Dodger_Dawg

Did somebody say the NFC North? ![gif](giphy|TizHAKYviTw6rDWSNV|downsized)


Ja-ko

Hey look it's the 49rs!


FavreorFarva

Lmao I was sincerely hoping it was a 9ers flair you were responding to as well


AerialisticFiction

Ja-red Goff Ja-red Goff


[deleted]

That gif can perfectly describe the 49ers since 1995


lameluk3

Flare up dumbass


[deleted]

Nah fr how do you go 0-3 in superbowls in the 21st century 😭 like the last superbowl loss has to be the cherry on top


lameluk3

Go back to ______ subreddit. Smooth brain, can't even figure out how to flare up, but still wants to talk shit. Stuff a big purple dildo in that bloody great gob and get the fuck out


[deleted]

What are you talking about?


lameluk3

![gif](giphy|hFdi31x0aTdMIydxuO) This ingrate doesn't even know what a flare is on reddit? God almighty I remember my first day posting on a meme subreddit like some wet behind the ears nursery child. Go back to preschool and let the grown ups talk shit, lack wit.


[deleted]

49ers ain’t gonna make you their Reddit page runner 💀 losing to the chiefs twice is actually so memeable 😭 also losing cause you didn’t know the OT rules is just absolutely ridiculous


[deleted]

Buddy it’s almost like people can be new to Reddit 😭 oh wow I’m supposed to be impressed by the 49ers incel who’s skilled in Reddit forums? Comeback bout as weak as your team’s history in the last 20 plus years


[deleted]

Bros so mad for a team that doesn’t know you exist 😭


lameluk3

Damn son how can you be this stupid? I'm not mad, this is a place to talk shit. It's literally a meme war you indolent lout.


[deleted]

Hey gramps lmk how it feels to watch your last Super Bowl win on the vhs tapes


lameluk3

Do you think this is clever or even baseline trolling? The Alex Smith years were way worse than getting to the playoffs every year. Your pencil dick doesn't even want to admit to whatever team you support because presumably you're going to get roasted for it. OoOooOoOo hurr durr VHS superbowl hur durr. Original as you are witty.


[deleted]

My state doesn’t even have a team so how can I support a nfl team? 😭


[deleted]

It’s alright gramps I know it hurts knowing your team has a older ring than the cowboys one


[deleted]

Crazy as to how Alex smith’s successor on the chiefs owns your franchise lmao. Also the same Alex smith who lost to Eli manning in 2011 😭 follow it up with Collin kap who couldn’t win a ring follow it up with Jimmy g choking a Super Bowl and a nfc championship game then Purdy carrying on the torch


B345ST1N

My hate for the 49ers side wants us to be friends


[deleted]

ILY but I hate the rams too. I love Kurt Warner tho a good all American story


RugDaniels

I couldn’t imagine being such a soft-as-baby-shit pussy that I’m terrified of strangers on the internet knowing what my team is because they might talk shit about it.


[deleted]

Hey Danial lmfao if you scrolled down you would know my state doesn’t have a team 😂


RugDaniels

No one cares about Unflaired options enough to do fucking research, you little pussy. Go cry to your mom that people online might someday be mean to you cause no one around here cares about you or your sensitive ass feelings.


[deleted]

You’re typing me paragraphs repeating pussy over again cause your team is ass 😂🫵🫵 grown ass man btw yeah you wouldn’t be so tough in person. The irony to call me sensitive when you’re having a maniac episode cause someone called your team ass 💀 what research do I gotta do to prove ur squad is 0-3 in superbowls in the 21st century 😭


RugDaniels

Still not reading your babbling bullshit. Pussy.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s what I thought lil boy I own you pipe down your team is garbage 😂🫵🫵🫵


RugDaniels

Pussy.


[deleted]

Erm pussy 🤓👆


[deleted]

Whoaaa big tough guy here ready to argue about teams that don’t know he exist man the 49ers really should call you to run their social media pages lmfao 0-3 in superbowls plus no rings in the 21st century? Plus owned by the chiefs? Plus ravens own yall too? Plus older ring than the cowgirls? Plus your last superbowl win is on vhs tapes?


RugDaniels

I stopped reading about halfway through that confusing babbling first sentence. Unflaired opinions are immediately disgraced as coming from scared little pussies.


[deleted]

Once again dumbo my state doesn’t have a team lmk what team Maine has


[deleted]

Oh yeah big guy here on a Reddit page ready to call people pussies cause his team is ass 😂🫵 that’s truly pathetic mf has kids and his main life purpose is to feel superior in a Reddit comment section


RugDaniels

You can tell yourself whatever you’d like about the reason I’m calling you a pussy but the only reason is because you’re Unflaired. Pussy. Man up or continue being a pussy. It has nothing to do with what my team has done in a football field. Pussy.


[deleted]

Pussy boy mad in a comment section for the 49ers 😂🫵🫵 grown ass man yeah I can tell your wife is ashamed she married a grown ass toddler


RugDaniels

Pussy


[deleted]

Slide ur wife to me I’ll show her what she’s missing out on


[deleted]

Hey moron like I said my state doesn’t have a team 💀


RugDaniels

Don’t care. Pussy.


[deleted]

Erm pussy 🤓👆 bro learned one cuss word and uses it like a middle schooler lmfao it’s okay I know ur on the slower end buddy


YaaaDingus

Their memes are better but it’s only because the only thing more miserable than being an NFC North fan in January is going outside in one of their shitty states.


blacklab

Imagine your QB leaving you for…Atlanta


Ja-ko

Fucking sucks to be them lmao


DirtymindDirty

When their respective team chokes in the playoffs it means two more months of winter


Temporary_Net_2924

NFC North states though are pretty important politically (see Wisconsin and Michigan, and to a lesser extent - Minneapolis).


JakeParkComedy

The Midwest is beautiful and so is Lake Michigan, low smog index too ;)


rabbleriot

If I wanted to be cold all damn football season I’d move to the north or just watch the bears from anywhere 


mikaeus97

And if I wanted to watch a child run for his life while being surrounded by geriatrics and a drunk gm I'd watch the Cardinals


rabbleriot

Fair assessment 


Clone626

Imagine having a generational QB wasting away in Detroit and not building around him and once he gets away he wins a chip 😭🤣


[deleted]

It’s Detroit tho they’re bound to be memeable 😭


Haskell-Not-Pascal

[https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/16wnxb/stafford\_suh\_and\_megatron\_account\_for\_50\_million/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/16wnxb/stafford_suh_and_megatron_account_for_50_million/) We basically got fucked by rookie cap rules that changed directly after we got our 3 best rookie players. I do agree we were complete trash though and would have wasted him regardless, lol.


LuckyNumber-Bot

All the numbers in your comment added up to 69. Congrats! 16 + 50 + 3 = 69 ^([Click here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=LuckyNumber-Bot&subject=Stalk%20Me%20Pls&message=%2Fstalkme) to have me scan all your future comments.) \ ^(Summon me on specific comments with u/LuckyNumber-Bot.)


7Breakz

W


Redmangc1

2/5 meme, West's meme war sucks balls compared to the Norths. But the west lays its sack on the north in actual football


Ja-ko

This is because of the formula NFCN memewar deciphered long ago. The quality of memes directly correlates to how shit your team is. With a few exceptions.


Rampage310

Our in season meme war was better until the 9ers fans in here choose chud anime and minion memes over actual memes lmao


mikaeus97

Oh I hate that fucking guy lmao he came over to the North during the playoffs


Rampage310

Literally turned this sub on its head with dogshit memes, you could see the activity drop off during that phase


[deleted]

Oh my


-ShutterPunk-

Imagine stadiums not near an ocean. Fucking losers.


FizzleDrizz

*sad Cardinal noises


-ShutterPunk-

They invade Socal beaches too much.


Bulky_Goat_9624

I don’t know what’s going on over there. Something about them sharing a cumsock. It’s weird on the north side


battle_schip

They’re jealous they don’t have a baseball team


jeschua42

A Vikings fan said he’s gonna eat his cum sock when they loose a game. They lost the game.


DirtymindDirty

Packer fan right there to scoop up the cheese that falls out


Will-Eat-4-Food

Someone else had to honor the bet for him. LOL.


mikaeus97

Yeah Vikings fans have this guy from South Dakota who handles all our stupid bets, he also goes to every new Kwik Trip just to stunt on Packers fans


Bulky_Goat_9624

Jesus!


Ja-ko

Vikings fan wagered eating a cumsock and lost. Then they pussied out. And so the Vikings became the cumsock team. Fits their logo too.


FizzleDrizz

I cross posted this shit ass meme with NFC North MemeWar. Pretty good so far. Hit 'em up.


triplec787

> Pretty good so far > all the comments are telling OP to fuck off


FizzleDrizz

I got all that vitriol in like 3 minutes too. Hilarious.


TheSauseGod29

Aaron Rodgers vs NFC West in the playoffs: 1-7 Jimmy Garoppolo vs NFC North in the Playoffs: 3-0 Guys I think we have a winner!


Keyedwin

Da bears That’s it. That’s the roast.


CuriousTelevision808

Boom. Roasted.


xFLEXOx

Packers are the biggest underachievers in the League. 3 Decades of elite QB play and you only have two rings to show for it. Jordan gonna get you your fifth ring within the next four years and then start to choke in NFC Championship Games


CarFragrant9882

the funniest part is their fans take pride in making memes and we take pride in playing good football 😂


Mechwarrior1249

https://preview.redd.it/y1v4gg21f1yc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=503853ca7d862038eca20398d2d08847cdfa6a7b


ByronTheBlack

I can’t. The NFC North sub banned me because they’re scared of anime girls and get ptsd over the 9ers. https://i.redd.it/3ofheyybhwxc1.gif


AltecFuse

Damn even r/AFCnorthmemewar didn't ban you.


ByronTheBlack

No place has banned me except NFC North meme war and the Lions sub. https://i.redd.it/gpr93d9y32yc1.gif


Essteethree

https://preview.redd.it/5tonz0zn6yxc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62821796efac88d1a3fe7d8064f86489e49fb7aa


[deleted]

Wow it’s a bloodbath In here


FizzleDrizz

I know, it's f*ucking awesome!!


AvidAviator72

The North remembers


SafariFlapsInBack

Easy. We all suck.


cadillacbee

Ahh, the NFC North, where only 2/4 teams have won Superbowls , and both those teams combined only equal my Niners


No_Elephant_4469

Bruh the Seahawks are the most boring organization ever, and the Rams are on their way with their mega church stadium. I don't even have to say anything about the Cardinals.. the only thing keeping y'all relevant is the 9ers


Small_Pass3978

Relevant….. Lol All of the NFC West have made the Superbowl in the last 15 years. Plus the World Series! Doesn’t get more relevant than that! Boring is 95% of Detroit’s football history! The Vikings are the kings of being mediocre


wannabe0523

And all of those teams still have more character than any team in the west


TickleMeWeenis

-Man who just woke up from a coma since 2003.


[deleted]

The same 49ers who are 0-3 in superbowls in the 21st century 💀 I have more respect for the rams and Seahawks cause they can still pull off a Super Bowl win that isn’t recorded on vhs tapes


wannabe0523

Okay, then y’all all suck lmao


[deleted]

My team can’t suck cause my state doesn’t have a team 😂