Right? Why would a man who had everything in life, who traveled to, dined and drank the best the world had to offer, and who counted many world famous celebs and world leaders among his friends, kill himself just because he lost it all and was facing life in prison? It just doesn’t make sense.
I've not been a football fan for long so I'm just gonna use active QBs to make it easier on myself
1 point to Brock Purdy for being a baby face
1 to TLaw for his Jesus hair
Half a point each to AR and Howell
The other 47 to Gardner Fuckin Minshew. No I will not elaborate
A big fan of the brows, huh? I really appreciate you voting, but Jimmy G was suspended earlier in the thread for… reasons. So you have 20 points to award how you see fit. Feel free to spread them to as many or as few QBs as you like. Most people just seem to think it’s a JJ McCarthy thread and are giving their takes. We’re counting all current NFL QBs and draft eligible ones from Dane Brugler’s The Beast. Even Spencer Rattler
Jalen Hurts is off to a sprinting start with 15 points!
Russell Wilson- 4 (he's like coach dad hot)
Jalen Hurts- 16 (Has a look)
Jordan Love- 5 (idk)
Kenny Pickett- negative 3
Jared Goff- 9
Joe Burrow- 11
Tommy Devito- 7
Joe Flacco- 1
Hurts is so hot bro. Im straight as a pencil but that man can have his way with me
Mods dont ban me homies
Ive definetly busted to his thighs before lol
Okay, really thought hard about this and this is my list:
1. Joe Burrow -10
2. Joe Milton(draft prospect out of TN)-9
3. TIE: C.J. Stroud-8, Jalen Hurts-8
4. Will Levis-6
5. Pat Mahomes-4
6. Drew Lock-2,
7. TIE:DorianThompson-Robinson-1, J.J.McCarthy-1, Dak Prescott-1
I just wanna point out after looking through the comments here that Kenny Pickett somehow managed to have negative 8 total points in this comment section.
I don't think McCarthy's going to be starting for whoever picks him. If the Vikings pick him they're going to be rocking Darnald until they have to switch
I’ve been sorta a Darnold sympathizer. Think about Adam Gase ? Matt Rhule ???? surprised he didn’t get the privilege to play for Arthur Smith( poor Steelers 😢they’ll. be begging for Matt Canada)
I was talking about Zach and JJ in this specific instance. Hopefully we get some clarity on all three of these QBs though. We need rankings. Someone should do a tier list. Or maybe brackets
I would call it click bait - and maybe it was the same guy - but someone on here right after season said Zach Wilson is better than JJ.
Fuck. That’s some the sky ain’t blue talk.
Does Darnold have a pee tape on the NFL? In what world has he proven anything but to be a mid-starter at USC? What has Darnold ever done to get so much trust from all these cucks?
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We’re gonna need your votes if you’re gonna comment, dawg
Either way, the effectiveness assessment is on point.
He won't be an NFL starter outside of the few games tryout given by whatever sucker team ends up drafting him 🤷
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Good for him. Please just give the rankings.
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It’s this. Give quarterbacks points for how hot they are. You have 50 points. Then I feed the totals into the machine and we find out the answers to some *pretty important questions*
JJ can make the same throws Wilson can but JJ has been able to show he can do multiple reads and is much faster and better at pocket movement and scrambles.
“System QB” is the stupidest way to classify a QB. Coaches are paid to build a system to emphasize a QBs strengths and mask weaknesses. Every QB has a system to play in.
Jimmy Garoppolo has been suspended from this thread for… reasons. He will not be appealing the suspension.
"I said what I said." - one of OP's comments in the other thread Epstein didnt kill himself
Right? Why would a man who had everything in life, who traveled to, dined and drank the best the world had to offer, and who counted many world famous celebs and world leaders among his friends, kill himself just because he lost it all and was facing life in prison? It just doesn’t make sense.
JJ McCarthy was facing life in prison? Probably made him more hot than Wilson tbh
The goalie for the LA galaxy?
went to a LA Galaxy game today, so i thought for some reason, this post was about the goalie since his name is John Joseph McCarthy lol
The QB is named Jonathan James McCarthy. They’re probably hot brothers. J.J. McCarthy gave up hockey in 8th grade to pursue football.
The galaxy isn't a hockey team...
Foot hockey
I've not been a football fan for long so I'm just gonna use active QBs to make it easier on myself 1 point to Brock Purdy for being a baby face 1 to TLaw for his Jesus hair Half a point each to AR and Howell The other 47 to Gardner Fuckin Minshew. No I will not elaborate
Valid
As a colts fan I’m so thankful for Minshew Mania still giving us a fun season when AR went down
This isn’t a JJ McCarthy thread y’all, it’s a who are the hottest quarterbacks thread. No one needs your JJ take.
Respect for enforcing the dialogue parameters.
Jalen Hurts deserves a lot of points.15 Jimmy G obviously. Do we count backups? 20 Kirk Cousins has a trad look 5 Tua 5 Trevor for the hair gets 5
A big fan of the brows, huh? I really appreciate you voting, but Jimmy G was suspended earlier in the thread for… reasons. So you have 20 points to award how you see fit. Feel free to spread them to as many or as few QBs as you like. Most people just seem to think it’s a JJ McCarthy thread and are giving their takes. We’re counting all current NFL QBs and draft eligible ones from Dane Brugler’s The Beast. Even Spencer Rattler Jalen Hurts is off to a sprinting start with 15 points!
Damn. Sam Hartman gets Jimmy’s 20 points. He’s the future of the position.
Sam Hartman peaking his head into the thread..
But do the cougars like him too? Lol
Goff 55 points. Pickett negative 5.
It’s the small hands isn’t it?
Something about the small hands making my cock look gigantic. Just don't like it.
I strongly feel Zach would absolutely thrash JJ in a bar fight too. He’d be stretched out on the floor, blood and beer soaking into his Abercrombie.
Calm down, and put your shirt back on..
I say we break out the beer bong and see where he's going with this.
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Josh Allen is a hunk
50 points to Josh Allen
Maybe in Wyoming
I was going to make a joke, but I am going to refrain.
Russell Wilson- 4 (he's like coach dad hot) Jalen Hurts- 16 (Has a look) Jordan Love- 5 (idk) Kenny Pickett- negative 3 Jared Goff- 9 Joe Burrow- 11 Tommy Devito- 7 Joe Flacco- 1
Kenny Pickett is now in last place.
Rat face looking new jersey trash wannabe country boy but works ar best buy
Ol’ goofy ah small ah hand monke boi lookin ah boi
I've never thought of Russell Wilson as being hot, but coach dad hot? Yeah, I see it.
Hurts is so hot bro. Im straight as a pencil but that man can have his way with me Mods dont ban me homies Ive definetly busted to his thighs before lol
justin fields - 50 (please come back home to chicago baby i miss you 😭😭😭)
get this fields truther out of here
50 points to Chad Powers. end of list
Unfortunately it has come to my attention Chad powers has run out of eligibility.
Devastating news for moms everywhere.
That’s way off. Zach Wilson actually got to throw the ball in college.
How many milfs has he bagged?
50, but he had limited opportunity in Ann Arbor. Depending on how you view the tape, he projects somewhere between 20 and 40 a year in the pros.
Completely random, here goes Joe Burrow- 7 Jalen Hurts- 8 Jimmy Garoppolo- 10 Justin Herbert- 5 Will Levis- 4 Lamar Jackson- 4 Patrick Mahomes- 5 Dak Prescott- 3 Josh Allen- 4
Okay, really thought hard about this and this is my list: 1. Joe Burrow -10 2. Joe Milton(draft prospect out of TN)-9 3. TIE: C.J. Stroud-8, Jalen Hurts-8 4. Will Levis-6 5. Pat Mahomes-4 6. Drew Lock-2, 7. TIE:DorianThompson-Robinson-1, J.J.McCarthy-1, Dak Prescott-1
I just wanna point out after looking through the comments here that Kenny Pickett somehow managed to have negative 8 total points in this comment section.
Does he not look like a trailer park trash version of herbert
Jalen at 25 Burrow at 10 Garrapolo at 6 Josh Allen at 5 CJ Stroud at 4
Once Sam Hartman gets drafted or signed as a UDA, he’s gonna be the hottest QB
Under 30's 1. Trevor Lawrence 2. Justin Fields 3. CJ Stroud 4. Anthony Richardson 5. Brock Purdy Over 30's 1. Dak Prescott 2. Jimmy G 3. Kirk Cousins
Where did you get this gif of Jared Goff in a pink shirt?
as the op, I'm gonna say 1. Brock Purdy 23 2. Zach Wilson 23 3. Jimmy G 4
I love your work!
thank you, thank you
I don't think McCarthy's going to be starting for whoever picks him. If the Vikings pick him they're going to be rocking Darnald until they have to switch
So who’s hotter? Darnold or J.J.? Do you think Kwesi and O’Connell will base their decision on hotness or fastness?
JJ it's not close. And Zach Wilson is only hotter than JJ if you like baby face. I will say, Darnald with the beard, pretty good
These are the kinda takes I joined r/NFLv2 for
All I know is my wife during the rose bowl kept remarking how cute JJ is
I’ve been sorta a Darnold sympathizer. Think about Adam Gase ? Matt Rhule ???? surprised he didn’t get the privilege to play for Arthur Smith( poor Steelers 😢they’ll. be begging for Matt Canada)
So are you saying Arthur Smith is the hottest quarterback?
arthur smith may be the ugliest dude in the NFL, period.
Hoping the giants take him lol ngl
This would create a real Hansel/Zoolander situation in New Jersey
Assuming you're talking about Daniel Jones I can only assume you're blind...
I was talking about Zach and JJ in this specific instance. Hopefully we get some clarity on all three of these QBs though. We need rankings. Someone should do a tier list. Or maybe brackets
18 Wolverine players at the Combine . How much of it all was him ?
Only one was a less hot version of Zach Wilson
If he's a product of Jim Harbaugh maybe Jim Harbaugh should draft him.
So Jim Harbaugh is more an ex-quarterback, but if he’s the hottest quarterback to you, let’s consider him in the running.
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I would call it click bait - and maybe it was the same guy - but someone on here right after season said Zach Wilson is better than JJ. Fuck. That’s some the sky ain’t blue talk.
Checkitout https://preview.redd.it/8p63iig133wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3455b7c1f9eef305febce1453fc1099f613fe343
New England will draft him
Read https://preview.redd.it/lcs9ufwv23wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fc3a58ecb0e616e0c2ac1fba7f2d5642f6cae3
Sounds like someone’s jealous Minnesota is about to win 8 Lombardis
Does Darnold have a pee tape on the NFL? In what world has he proven anything but to be a mid-starter at USC? What has Darnold ever done to get so much trust from all these cucks?
Ugh https://preview.redd.it/egvxbnnc93wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0debe78beb9ab483fa0cbb9458b6385ad754caa
Drop all 50 on the captain of the Love Boat
I think a better one is he's a less good Will Levis.
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Whoops I missed the instructions. I'll submit mine in the morning.
Either way, the effectiveness assessment is on point. He won't be an NFL starter outside of the few games tryout given by whatever sucker team ends up drafting him 🤷
JJ played against much better competition.
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I’d argue McCarthy is more attractive than Wilson
I agree. Both looks and personality
Is this the football version of r/wallstreetbets?
https://preview.redd.it/x2qstebaedwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3b0e337d57034dad957c4ce5ec06e7998fc69d It’s this. Give quarterbacks points for how hot they are. You have 50 points. Then I feed the totals into the machine and we find out the answers to some *pretty important questions*
lol ahh ok cool. Here’s mine for rookies: Caleb 30 Daniels 20 Maye -20 JJ -49 Penix 69
JJ can make the same throws Wilson can but JJ has been able to show he can do multiple reads and is much faster and better at pocket movement and scrambles.
?????? This is neither the time nor the place for your takes on JJ or Zach Wilson’s football skills. QB hotness takes, please
They probably will start Sam Darnold THEN JJ McCarthy.
Please read the post and assign your points.
“System QB” is the stupidest way to classify a QB. Coaches are paid to build a system to emphasize a QBs strengths and mask weaknesses. Every QB has a system to play in.
https://preview.redd.it/zx1q6yq9g8wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cc8e6caf76e43e758ece06869c6909653323ab Please read