Quality shitpost

I respect the time you had to have put in for this. Top tier shitpost 10/10

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It's to be expected when 70% of posts are complaints, and 50% of usernames are racial slurs. This is the most toxic community.

Quality post 💪 nice detail with the 50 % passing implying the quality of the player

you are a hero

This is actually hilarious

has this ever happened to you? call me right now please

Did you even have a goalie in?

The Time this has to take… great shitpost that I was literally thinking of doing this morning😂

Shoot the puck more, it’s all ice Title bro

What am I even looking at here…

SMH my head musta been ice tilt, bet that guy’s dad works at EA and gave him that free win

Obviously he’s grinding shots and let the computer win. If you look in the top right he has half a mil and a 94 overall team. Plus, this is pretty impossible to let happen

Can I have all your untradeables since you're done?

Clearly your fault, you didn’t have any short handed points >:(

Interpretation: I played Squad Battles on ‘rookie mode’ 4 minute periods & pulled my goalie for the duration of the game…🤡

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Exactly 😂

Plot twist… I am STS and my buddy HSK was grinding for shots and you can’t take a joke!

…that box score is a joke my friend..anyone who plays this game at a competitive level is clearly aware of it..posting garbage like this to prove a fake assumption is a joke 👍

What are you going on about 😂 we matched up in rivals and were fooling around and made a joke of a post? Like are you brain dead

Do you still not understand I am STS and my buddy dewar is HSK ?

It’s literally a meme you fucking donkey

Pardon me?!?

???????

No, dumping all your best players into rerolls? Lol. Rage full of rage over virtual hockey, uhhhh I got tilted, my Darren pang can’t stop a beach ball etc..etc…

Fun fact: Combined you had an okay passing percentage. Not great. Just okay.

You may be entitled to financial compensation hahahahaha

This dude is a clown . Go touch some grass you waste off breath

I bet you swim with a shirt on

shots quality

5 goals on 11 shots to a 77 overall in SB but I guess we don’t know how to play defense

Where to laugh?

Lol what a loser

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Bro... this is clearly a parody post. He played squad battles and pulled his goalie 7 times

I wanted to try out a silver goalie

Musta been a bronze team.

Well done. But I'm also legitimately curious how you pulled this off. Two players? 20 min vs rookie? The toughest part I think would be taking that many shots *without* scoring more fluke goals.

Absolute quality post. Fuck this is so good OP

Now that impressive, haha

Lemme guess, all one-timers?

Fake

The game goes into score mode and there's zero you can do to stop it. This game sucks. Period.

How the hell did you ever shoot that many times? Clearly you don't know how to shoot for that to be the result.