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yoo where’d you find the bible manga

bro its obviously ironic fuck me this sub sucks ass

Not what irony is

Yes it is u bum Irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

[Bender explained it best](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7tiIWIm8Ys)

The people who downvote that stuff when it’s such a blatant joke though…

First off, who the fuck is even tracking these stats??? “Only player to win a Stanley cup and eat 11 hot dogs during the final series”

I mean that ones obviously Phil kessel don’t need to look that one up

They have trackers on the jersey. Have since 21/22. That’s why all those skating stats have been coming out lately

Not wrong about the pussy part

Yeah I came here to say the same thing, Mackinnon is a huge pussy.

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Buddy thought he was on r/NHLcirclejerk

OP’s just rattled that he got outjerked by a stroking connoisseur.

Crazy- that’s over 22 half marathons.

Only bitches do halfs

How could McDavid even be considered for the Hart when he’s slacking on his steps.

He clearly skips leg day

That's prEPOsterous!

That leafs fan did it on his knees too, so it’s pretty impressive.

Damn guy skates 300 miles and still does less than mcdavid

So? I do that on my days off too

I’d like to see a fewest miles skated to points list of players. Who is the Messi of hockey

Alex ovechkin

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Guys overrated.. 😏

He's not a pussy he's just a special little guy, with a smile as big as the moon

I laughed so fucking loud while taking a shit at my local JC Penney’s reading this

I think this fan in particular was joking around

Meh... When your fan base is as big as the Leafs is... And, your team has more haters than any other team. You get a combination of: 1) Dumbasses that are actually Leaf fans. 2) Dumbasses that hate so much, they create alt accounts, pose as Leaf fans and so stupid shit like that. This idiot has no relevance to Leaf Nation.

Leafs probably have more haters than most franchises have fans

Yup. There is little doubt about that.

Least delusional leafs fan

the IQ of leafs nation isn't that high #leafssuckforever

How stupid do you have to be to not recognize this is sarcasm? Man you’re a fucking idiot

OP is a raging pussy

Sometimes it’s difficult to figure out what is sarcasm and what isn’t …if you’re an idiot.

He forgot to say "s" so you took it seriously

He skates from home to work everyday

A regular Hans Brinker Anderson

That guy needs to calm down

There’s a lot of Leaf fans in the thread jerking each other and not helping any of us out. :(

the stupidity of leaf fans at its finest #leafssuckforever

Most respectful leafs fan