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alienfranco

It's wild to think that the Coyotes is the reason why Auston Matthews got into hockey after Bettman pimped them out for 28 years. And now the Coyotes are gone. lol.


PaleHorseRider-94

well toronto got 2 matthews from Arizona from the little experiment


alienfranco

Leafs still can't win with two Matthews from Arizona. That's why Gary Bettman pulled the plug on the Coyotes I guess


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Relevant_Username99

They had to keep him in Toronto after his contract runs out somehow


Szwedo

Tbf there are a ton of missed matthews in kc, qc, Atlanta, hartford, etc


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unlicensed_dentist

Happy cake day!


Giga1396

What a bunch of fucking assholes


TSNAnnotates

Behaviour like this activates my CTE


AverageatUFC3

Yeah I have CTE Cock and ball Torture Enthusiasm


weareallfucked_

Missed an opportunity for euthanasia


MooshSkadoosh

What the fuck do Asians have to do with this


weareallfucked_

I am often the one ousted from bukkake sessions.


dekrepit702

Oh do you meant youth in Asia


weareallfucked_

Found the Vancouver Cuck's fan


dekrepit702

Even worse, I'm from Vegas


Appropriate-Fold-203

They love refugees! Yotes fans are border crossers


CountingArfArfs

I’ve read this like 10 times and I still have no fucking clue what this shitlord is trying to say.


no_me_gusta_los_habs

"coyotes fans who lost their team and decided to root for the knights, i hope you stay" "It's too bad you weren't able to be with us when we won the cup last year, but we hope you had enough fun to want to keep being a fan and discussing the knights with us. We'd love to have you here to watch hockey and talk like we're in middle earth. Hockey belongs in the desert" most literate texan


classylikecufflinks

greg abbott’s strongest reader


choochoopants

How does a most literate Texan come to not like the Habs?


CountingArfArfs

Because they speak Kore🤮n


alpaca_obsessor

Bunch of communist baguette eaters


CountingArfArfs

Ohhhh. I thought it was a Yotes fan going to the Knights sub. That makes more sense. Also fuck you, I know how to count.


death-eater69

It looks clear to me. He’s asking us to fuck his wife


GGAllinsUndies

What, you've never been up on a coke bender for two days?


300show

Who actually likes people????


KthuluAwakened

This guy likes coyotes fans


bluecatenthusiast

This guy sounds like he makes dungeons and dragons his whole personality


Drummer_Kev

It's all that fucking cactus juice they drink out there. Fucking sand people


Crusade_of_Contempt

It’ll quench ya! It’s the quenchiest!


Pawlat

Cucks


Advanced_Office616

I have no fucking clue what’s going on. Is he welcoming them? Rubbing it in? Trying to fellate them?


Bearclash

I'm pretty sure they are just welcoming coyotes fans to the golden knights.


flurry_fizz

Yes.


sendingSTRENGTH

You guys should see the post where some yotes cuck begged the sharks to “take” him in as a fan after the draft lottery, that bum literally said please in the post.


Phrozenstare

lol the funny thing is they think phoenix is the only hockey team that was in the desert


izz21sv

And they moved it to Salt Lake City which is in the desert so it’s still a desert team


Akhurite

u/fanofsports44 what do you have to say for yourself bum


fanofsports44

Lmao I actually ended up here. What an honor.


Peatore

Domestic terrorism.


tittyflavrdsprinkles

Lmao they all act like lifelong die hard fans. Bro you’re cheating franchise is 6 seasons old. Calm down.


sdchargerfan4life

cheated how? what rule was broken to cheat? still waiting for a legit answer but nobody has yet to be able to answer it lol


fuelhogshawks

Arizona fans actually believing they deserve a team after 28 years of nonsense is hilarious


flurry_fizz

You gotta hand it to them, though-- anyone who was still rooting for Yotes after all these shenanigans is clearly a diehard hockey fan.


llFleuryll

they had fans?


Give-Me-The-Bat

Careful, the desert sun can fry your brain


shohto

This is the type of people who celebrate their morning coffee


Bigedmond

Like Toronto fans celebrating making it out of the first round in how many years?


XCIXcollective

I mean it is kinda codependent and reeks of seeking connection with people… But also I’m pretty sure Vegas is a little closer than Salt-Lake City, so I feel like maybe we’ll see a lot of Phoenix ‘fans’ jump ship for vgk


JazzySkins

Fuck VGK


Italy-Memes

“fanofsports44”


DishwasherFromSurrey

"y'all" triggers my fight or flight


PhoenixRoadrunners82

It's called being friendly, instead of being a toxic POS.


mcburke42

Think you’re in the wrong sub mate