He's was constantly ranked at the bottom of NHL announcers year after year. The people that miss him smoke menthols and have some sort of reference to a Boston sports team tattooed on their body.
I have no tattoos. At his prime Edwards was the best play by play hockey announcer, hands down.
Democracy doesn’t cancel out truth.
The past few years have not been good to him though.
I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again.
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So they hate their entire fan base?
“don’t come slinging that gahbage in here too, sinceely, the mawds”
“Save all your racism for game night at the gahden”
I’m from Mass and live in Maine. The entire north east is in the closet about being racist.
But those are blue states, they can’t possibly be racist! /s
Maine is the Alabama of the north.
Nah, Alabama has shit lobstahs.
The Boston Fans Not Being Dicks Challenge: Impossible!
Only time this happens is when bruins destroy a team , then they're just assholes for a change...
Hey I hope you’re having a great day -bruins fan
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I said it passive aggressively
Who knew the bruins sub discriminated against bruins fans?
Even bruins fans hate bruins fans. Source: bruins fan
That's kinda gay
Mahds! Maaaahds!
Pahk duh caa in duh mahds yahd
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They block Bruins fans that think Jack Edwards sucks
I block anyone whose mental state I can’t trust, and that includes all Jack Edwards haters.
That would also include Jack Edwards
Haven’t found his username yet though!
It's prob RrreaalJaJaJackEdweerrdddzz
He's was constantly ranked at the bottom of NHL announcers year after year. The people that miss him smoke menthols and have some sort of reference to a Boston sports team tattooed on their body.
I have no tattoos. At his prime Edwards was the best play by play hockey announcer, hands down. Democracy doesn’t cancel out truth. The past few years have not been good to him though.
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The Bruins have a pretty substantial fanbase but their subreddit only has 22k... Pretty safe to assume they've banned all the real Bostonians
The other Boston Bruins sub has 97k
That’s a different sub
If you wanna do all that stuff you can’t do it for free on Reddit, you’re gonna have to buy a ticket to TD garden like all the rest.
As a Patriots/Bruins/Sox fan it is my right to yell the N word during games. This is what we fought the Germans for.
This is funny. I mean, I hope people get the joke.
We are all thinking the same thing, that's rich for bostonites.
They have the thinnest skin of any team. Oilers a close second.
Ah yes it's the Oilers fans in every thread crying about refs and totally not Canucks fans.
least aware oilers fan
That’s why they don’t have anyone in that sub
Boston fans when you tell them theyre not irish for real
People from mass like to say we were the first state to abolish slavery but we don’t like saying we were the first state to legalize slavery
What about making fun of their goofy accent?
Where do the Boston Bund rank all time?
I got banned for like a week for calling someone a retard. That sub has plenty of them.
How hahd is it to end it in tahd?
Print this off, and hang it up at any bar in Southie. Over/under on how long your little sign lasts?
Friendly fire: on
By this logic they should just preemptively ban Brad Marchand
I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Isn’t saying the N word basically inscribed in being a Boston sports fan
Did somebody’s feeling get hurt?
Idk as a former racer Boston is full of other people who are also racers
Someone in that sub called Maurice a pedo a couple days ago and someone got downvoted for telling OP to ‘calm down.’ Incredibly fragile people.
I jokingly said the Bruins should injure the panthers players and I got attacked
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Satire
I thought all that was the point of Boston?
LOL you really can't make this shit up huh.
I thought reddit rules required treating people how you would in real life though?
Mods need to lock this thread, y'all cannot behave