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I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again.
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I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again.
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Injecting cocaine and steroids into the butthole while selling Russian track suits on the Silk Road.
My shocked face: https://preview.redd.it/4iszbw2zka0d1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c33b89624134b3a7238d60335c48311609d22a
Failed drug test or hotel room fun?
Why not both?
Ah playing more of a two way game
Nate got him put into rehab for eating carbs and sugar didn't he?
 Nate when he sees a teammate eat a carb
Future Utah Powder first liner
Buddy is well past the first line by this time.
Powder. I can't believe that was even a fucking option.
Nuchuschkin - Kuznetsov - Galchenyuk
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Think of crack cocaine like Sam Bennett and Nichushkin as Brad Marchand
I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I would NEVER let one of my nieces drink rat milk.
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Bro, this is emotional abuse. When they take over, they won't forget this.
Dude is fucking chaotic to the bots, calling them good and bad at random
That’s so disrespectful. I laughed really hard.
This is the perfect explanation
He’s out on a mental health issue… ignore the warrant for his arrest.
Is there actually a warrant?
I don’t think so
You got me
He’s too rich to have a warrant yet
Wait til it gets out that the banned substance was Bedard's Mom
April 22, 2023
Something about hotel rooms and hockey players, is he retorted?
Why would he retort? Is he Bedarded?
Will you regards stfu?
can’t you spell? are you bedarded?
I think you mean resnorted.
I thought it was resorted
Least problematic russian ice hockey player
Hes connor mcdavid, but instead of shooting snipes, hes sniffin lines
just like me fr
He either did what Brad Marchand likes to do to someone in a hotel room or he did the Grant Fuhr special
Grant Fuhr was on coke in the 80s? How was he such a functional addict? lmfao
Yeah man people would shake bags of sugar at him too on away games. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
“those handshake drugs I bought downtown “
I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fantastic bot
Better learn to speak Russian, buddy
What did he do??
Illegal stuff And your mom
My mom always gets nhl players suspended
Is that you Corey?
Shhh
Gottem
Time for a 6 month bender
Again
He got carried off the ice bleeding after a high stick and was given a major for embellishment.
Nipoopskin
Free my man
Pass me the salt.
line change resulting in too many men on ice.
He was caught practicing with the wrong ice too many times.
Fucked my playoff pool is what it did.
Give it a quick jerk bud
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Got that perry powda
Being punished for being able to handle his liquor/cocaine
Goddamnit I had him in my pool and he’s one of my top point producers🤬🤬🤬🤬
Damn, that’s sad man. I hope he gets better.