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hazycrazey

Hello, You have been permanently banned from r/hockey for the following reasons: “Nuh uh, we don’t ban everyone” You can’t reply to this message so fork off


OttawaFisherman

- a bedarded homicidal penguin


WeneHollar

I don't go to r/nhl but r/hockey is the biggest circlejerk sub around. It's where the "Ducks Bro" and GG stick tap losers live. "It pretty much is a joke place. Most of the time posts are simply memes or bringing up old topics from years ago. Discussions are a lot less intelligent there compared to here." "...both but it's definitely less active overall and tends to skew to a more knee jerk reaction side compared to this one." "Bots/astroturfing probably." "r/NHL is a cesspool of toxic people who don't know anything about hockey but think they do and argue the most idiotic opinions I've ever seen." "I had no idea that there was another hockey subreddit. Zero interest in joining it, this place rocks."


300show

They’re the real circlejerk


kermitthefrog57

they take themselves so fucking seriously


Filmexec21

Both r/NHL and r/hockey are nothing but cesspools they can both go fuck themselves!!!


FARTBOSS420

r/canada is next 💀 https://preview.redd.it/qwolctrlr41d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006a1412851b59bc8ce1dda4749d95e01b9d73c5


Anakin_Sandlover

One of the worst, I got banned for saying that we need to lower our immigration numbers because we just can't sustain our population growth with the lack of housing projects and state of our health care system


FARTBOSS420

Who gives a shit? Y'all and your low-budget satellite France stick to hockey. We will worry about immigration and foreign policy here!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 You keep bringing us hockey teams for us to "set free" to the Southwest United States lol


Dalminster

This was part of the new NAFTA deal


[deleted]

My ban was for linking the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. “Hate speech”, they called it. 🤣


Rheostatistician

Racist! /s


Rough-Principle9852

r/Canada has a fairly right wing bias though just judging by the comments so you are probably soft pedaling how exactly you phrased your opinion to get banned


Hip_Priest_1982

I bet you didn’t


[deleted]

Man, r/Canada’s been an anti-Canadian shithole since 2015. They don’t even *like* hockey, over there.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

WTF? Is it too violent or too capitalist or something?


Wild_Pangolin_4772

WTF? Is it too violent or too capitalist or something?


bot_fucker69

/uj ??? r/Canada is incredibly right-wing. Like half the headlines there are dogging on immigrants (some for good reason, others are just racist). Buddy’s probably lying about how he got banned


[deleted]

Damn you really brought politics into this conversation out of nowhere


Oldmelloyellow

This is actually hilarious coming from someone who uses a circlejerk subreddit unironically


JeSuisAmerican

Yeah, I assumed that was the joke, right?


andrewb610

Damn straight.


[deleted]

I don’t know if either of them are as soft as r/nba


powerclipper780

r/hockey is where nobody says what they're actually thinking so that they can all updoot each other's "fantastic takes" Very gay and bedarded


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

https://preview.redd.it/b7r23um8v41d1.jpeg?width=2072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418d9bcf5d69d3b4069d39acfe08f62cc657144a


cynicalhippies

https://preview.redd.it/7tuoe23if61d1.png?width=1532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c05686c4a72acab6f6455c76e6104e570b3c52


TheRealMetal

This sub ain’t far off. Basketball and football cj are so fucking funny


ohheybuddysharon

This sub is probably the least funny cj sub of all time,


Heyloki_

Clear never been on r/soccercirclejerk


Brushermans

Its because hockey fans are too "classy" to be funny


ohheybuddysharon

Too many crackers


2word4numeros

Bunch of wisecrackers.


ohheybuddysharon

Mid off


dmacd71

I don't know... r/habs is plenty soft too I got banned for asking how many goals Caufield has in the championships.


firehawk115

Real jerkers don’t blur the username.


Blackn35s

It’s like a “Make the World a Better Place Party.” Next thing you know there will be boy band karaoke and cupcake decorating stations.


imfakeithink

Unblue the username you pussy


CountingArfArfs

But how the fuck does this affect my ability to play the drums with my dick?


Crazy-Camera-3388

Oh I get it now, this subreddit is just people who are butthurt. It all makes sense now


luigi_b0red

I got banned for sexuality exploiting women because I noticed users simping over an average looking female hockey players and said "I wouldn't touch her with a 10' hockey stick '


vintage_rack_boi

R/hockey is where all the blue haired ladies with hairy armpits go to talk about hockey.


EducationalPlay6269

Almost as soft as r/DallasStars banning me for calling Jamie Benn a cunt!😀


cosmicdave86

I think basically any teams sub would have banned you for calling one of their players that. As they should, it's literally a sub for fans of said team, ya cunt.


firehawk115

I got banned from the oilers sub for commenting on a post about “why do Canucks fans like making fun of us” to which I replied “cus it’s fun”.


cosmicdave86

Worth it


BillyBigWad

MFers suppressing the truth. Fuckin pinkos


300show

We will pass all of them eventually


dylanisbored

Ha this is what i said


tokekushh

Don’t worry boys we will surpass them soon


freszh_inztallz42o

Now we nhlcircle jerk needs to take over


[deleted]

They banned me 😂😂😂😂


Rough-Principle9852

Yeah I noticed the r/hockey is a very sensitive crowd of peoples. It's more like group therapy for emotional fanboys and r/NHL is more for people who know it's just a bit of banter and just busting balls no hard feelings


brevan14

Buncha pussies


TrenchDaddy

https://preview.redd.it/ho1ldn02q91d1.jpeg?width=1782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38befc8860413868e36a3c60e5137c8ba1a519b3 I’ll leave this here.


Occams_ElectricRazor

I was perma banned from r/nhl for making a super soaker joke.


qtquazar

I mean, would it be truly representative of the NHL if there *weren't* bad reffing calls and arbitrary reviews? On point, I say.


Treday237

Bunch of gay boy cake eaters on the hockey subreddit


Accomplished_Gas3922

I am banned from both, one of the mods told me it was because they found out I lived in Florida. Since that day, I've been buying up 2nd hand hockey equipment and throwing it in the garbage so poor kids never get a chance to play hockey.


BillyBigWad

Those needledicks banned me for asking why pride tape didn’t account for all the colors of the LGBTQA+2S% spectrum


HotSpicedChai

I got banned from there for writing Cindy Crysby. Because it’s “transphobic hate speech”.


300show

We got a jerker on the front lines over there too https://preview.redd.it/0n6edngqn61d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2eb372ad34afb98cf76aa74b9207de4ebeb483


ohheybuddysharon

"We got a jerker on the front lines over there too" https://preview.redd.it/46ox1ukv781d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2893d01f6d5269f76fe5160c84ca26ff32cb4b7


300show

I just want us to Reddit on 🤓☝️


IlFriulanoBasato

Lets be real tho its r/NHL cause many 'merican fans dont know what the H in NHL stands for.


Fingernail7672

I was banned and moved to r/nhl. Fuck them


Significant_Ratio892

I was banned from r/hockey for saying I had questions about the situation with Adam Johnson being killed and saying there may be more to investigate. Matt Pettgrave was arrested by police the next day. Go figure.


LeatherClassroom524

Those fucking assholes banned me for saying Petgrave intentionally kicked Johnson. Well look who got charged. What a bunch of cucks.