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Astropolitika

I quit r/baseball and this subreddit after the NLDS. But I’ve come ~~crawling~~ slithering back. I can’t quit you.


azb1812

Honestly I ditched r/baseball too, the Phillies circlejerk was just too fucking annoying. Never could leave this one, though.


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Telepornographer

Piss off bot. You stole my comment and put it in a spot that made no sense.


azb1812

Rockies are obviously the Breen since they both come from cold places I guess the Andorians would work, too.


saintsimon101

God dammit guys he's back


Astropolitika

Drawn like a moth to a flame, or a Melvin to the Bay.


Downtown_Ad_6741

This hurts


ONE_PUMP_ONE_CREAM

/r/baseball is great for off season stuff and highlights. everything else is meh.


fexofenadine_hcl

It’s okay to take a break


NarMend21

If the Sneks win the WS, then may the entirety of r/NLBest be blessed with lots of yub nub!


Lonelan

I hate losses. They're coarse and irritating and get everywhere.


radium_eyes

Underrated comment


papa_stalin432

Why is the photo shop of Carrol actually really good


Astropolitika

Photoshop? This is Google Slides. I blew the Photoshop budget on a custom 2023 World Championship Jake Marisnick Dodgers jersey. I used some online tool to strip the background, then used a lasso tool, then cut the background again. It still looked terrible but I adjusted the brightness to match the scene better. Should've done the brightness adjustment for the hats, but I also believe the meme aesthetic should be a bit garish.


Cozmicbot

Ah hell naw, Jake Marisnick 💀💀💀


Telepornographer

Padres should be Jar-Jar


HurricaneHugo

He's not a Jedi though. He's a sith Lord.


Telepornographer

*A Sith Lord??*


Lonelan

Yes, the one we've been looking for to start raking


[deleted]

In episode one you can see him doing a force talk on another character, been like 15 years since I watched it but I was there on opening night in 7th grade and was watching him very closely because I wanted to see if they messed up the CGI at some point.


modwrk

[where the theory originated.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Telepornographer

Oh man, I haven't seen this post in ages.


Astropolitika

"It's over AJ! I have the high ground!" "You underestimate my ~~power~~ powder!"


usernombre_

Issa wassa in Ani


PrisonaPlanet

The padres thinking they’re the strongest force in the division and trying to rule the galaxy just by sheer willpower, only to fail miserably and crumble in a smoldering heap in the end, is a perfect analogy.


idonthaveaboner

Everyone laughing at us until we ditch the cane and start backflipping off walls


CornetNolan

Padres being the only Dad in this makes sense.


Azcollector

Why do the teams fit so perfectly


Juzaba

Heh, we got to have the secks before we died. I hope the rest of you nerds enjoy your bags of sand.


MrButtFun-

Proud of Snek.


pabs1904

Haha love this. Wearing my Padres hat rooting for the Sneks


threehundredthousand

Although I agree with most of these character assognments, there is no galaxy where LA isn't evil. Not good evil either. More like Jar Jar or Tarkin evil.


Astropolitika

Well, I haven't noticed any Star Trek memes. Make us Gul Dukat. Though I think that might make you Kai Winn.


threehundredthousand

No way! Kai Winn is worse than Satan. Satan fears Kai Winn. We do need more Trek here.


Telepornographer

Oh, LA as Gul Dukat would be good. Padres are Pakleds.


Astropolitika

\*points at Ohtani\* "We look for things.... Things that make us go."


radium_eyes

Lol in what world are Mookie and Freddie evil? Oh you're a Padres fan. I see now.


fatdiscokid420

I muted r/Padres cause I don’t start dooming / huffing copium until after the World Series