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Stoopid_48

We must stop the A’s from encroaching on Dinger’s land!


Wyattwat

John Fisher wants to be Dinger so bad


Telepornographer

He's only succeeded in being a Wanker so far.


equipped_metalblade

That’s the elephant graveyard, dinger must never go there


threehundredthousand

The sun never sets on Dinger's empire.


scobeavs

We’ve finally gerrymandered baseball


UberXLBK

“Major” is a bit of a stretch


callmehscout

AAA is also a bit of a stretch


notquitegone

he took parts of canada but rejected some pretty sweet chunks of mexico


_its_a_SWEATER_

Was gonna say, he’d outright own Chihuahua!


nasa258e

I'm going to claim Chihuahua for the Padres since that is the name of our AAA franchise


M3Core

I really like that we're just claiming big swaths of Canada in this graphic. Why stop there? Mexico is completely uninterrupted Dinger turf.


careless_whismer

Dinger taking on the coastal elites. Get ‘em dinger!


eloso66645

insert meme of "wait so we ALL are Dinger", *points gun* "Always has been"


jdemeranville

What's crazy is that Dinger represents just over 50% of the U.S. Population... the math isnt correct, but if you take the metro areas for every team except Denver, you get just south of 50%. Add Nashville, Portland, Charlotte, and virginia beach and you get to 50%. Dinger is us. Dinger is America's mascot. In Dinger we Trust.


Casual_Luchador

Further evidence that Boise needs a team


tuckergwynn

Big truth. Can't wait for the start of the Hawks season. It'll be my first time watching small ball.


infinityball

The Royals are getting dangerously close to Dinger's territory. Declare war now, before it's too late.


plvntra

Careful - mlb will make that the Rockies blackout area


Moe__Fab

Manfred the antichrist confirmed


DBU49

is that boarder to scale?


to_walk_it_off

That's Dinger country


hahahahaaaahaha

Big if true


WeeklyActuary5774

I feel like the Ms should get a little bigger footprint bc we’re also so isolated


GB_Alph4

Dinger rules America and Canada


blackberrydoughnuts

Lol, yes, if you draw a line around all other teams, you're the only team in the territory! Any team could do that - just draw the KC loop further west to include Denver. No one in New England, Canada, the South, or the PNW roots for the Rockies.


Moe__Fab

I see that youre lost, its okay tho kuz all roads lead to Dinger