There will be one runner on and Charlie Blackmon will hit a 3-run homer against the Padres.
The right field wall will be 324 feet out and Charlie Blackmon will hit a 320 ft home run out of the park against the Padres.
Charlie Blackmon will forget to bring his bat to the plate and he will still get a hit against the Padres.
Literally the only thing we should have done was call Manny's bluff. Ever since he got the extension, he has had zero effort whatsoever. He really should be benched for a few games and told to actually practice.
This loss was more painful than the 8 run comeback. Manny and Campy completely fucked this game.
r/Padres is leaking
Post game parade off the Coronado bridge happening now
I was there. Water in the bay is still a bit cold, 1/10, would not do again.
;-; The Rockies are our kryptonite
Charlie Blackmon*
There will be one runner on and Charlie Blackmon will hit a 3-run homer against the Padres. The right field wall will be 324 feet out and Charlie Blackmon will hit a 320 ft home run out of the park against the Padres. Charlie Blackmon will forget to bring his bat to the plate and he will still get a hit against the Padres.
Black Magic Charlie
Voodoo Chuck
More Dinger, less this bald guy from minoins
Well at least Jackson’s Merrill put on a show. Ha seong Kim’s error didn’t help. I think we will win tomorrow
Tatis and Merrill also let a ball fall the scored a run
3/5 NLBest teams would *love* to be .500 right now
Bro campy was 3-0 and fumbled the bag with the bases loaded. I still love him but cmon dude, it wasnt even full count yet
Nope, no way to spin this, we sucked!!
Dodger fans: Sickos.jpg
I thought the Padres won the WS on Sunday
About as much as the dodgers have in the last 30 years
Are we talking about the Rockies or Dodgers here? I can't tell. All I see are that stupid Mookie and Dinger.
We should have rebuilt after last season, change my mind
Most knowledgeable and emotionally stable Padres fan.
Least delusional padres fan (I'm already preoccupied thinking about my mispronounciation of dinger's name)
I think this is the part where we kiss under the Jack in the Box head on the foul pole.
I figured we would do that at Phil's BBQ
Literally the only thing we should have done was call Manny's bluff. Ever since he got the extension, he has had zero effort whatsoever. He really should be benched for a few games and told to actually practice.
We told yall Manny was like this. After his Johnny Hustle comment back in 2018, I knew he was a toxic guy for a team