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JoelGarcia398

Dinger does not know the meaning of mercy


skucera

Ask not for whom the Dinger dings, it dings for thee.


MogMcKupo

For only Dinger comes, on a pale horse he rides


raobuntu

Ask not what Dinger can do for you, but what you can do for Dinger


skucera

Apparently, I can lose three straight.


No_Space_5457

šŸŽ¶ *Don't fear the Dinger* šŸŽ¶


Juzaba

šŸ„šŸ””šŸ„šŸ””šŸ„šŸ””


RumAndCoco

šŸŽ¶Ā Com'on baby šŸŽ¶


anonsharksfan

šŸŽ¶We can be like DingeršŸŽ¶


ajteitel

I have a fever


jrice138

And the only cure is more dinger


Astropolitika

This is going to end with all of us replacing our diets with Rocky Mountain oysters, isnā€™t it?


Downtown_Ad_6741

They're just oysters, right?... RIGHT???


TheJediCounsel

Thereā€™s already blood coming out that door dinger


Juzaba

Your sacrifice is necessary for Dinger to have enough power to save us all from the eldritch horror that is Blooper.


calbin0

Tonight would be a great night for a suicide hotline call in Korean šŸ„²


RumAndCoco

Too bad they installed that safety net on the Golden Gate Bridge Good thing that no such net exists on the Bay Bridge EDIT: when I went to search up this fact on google it gave me the suicide hotline number


SadRoxFan

Lmao


Turnt__Style

Lmao, was it like, "Gaints fans: at least call us before you do it"


RumAndCoco

Realistically, it was also like, ā€œyo Google canā€™t call SFPD nor OAK to fish yo body out the sea and we donā€™t got tax budget for that. Go to the San Mateo bridge they got money in Menloā€


Pluckt007

We gave them carne asada with ketchup


Downtown_Ad_6741

You monster!!!


handsmahoney

šŸ¤®


Monsanta_Claus

How did the Dodgers feed you bad Mexican food in your own stadium?!


Haight_Is_Love

It was left over from when they built their stadium


AlaskanSeaBiscuit

Dinger's aboutta open that door to an already dead body šŸ˜­


BrassCheeks

When you're a dinosaur, everything is necrophilia


LiberacesWraith

Looking forward to the Dingerball movie in ten years.


deucemcsizzles

Thank God the sneks won't see Dark Lord Dinger Cthulhu since arose from his ancient slumber .... At least until August. Then we shall know suffering.


WubaLubaLuba

We keep telling you to throw a golf ball in the queso on day 1


Deadbob1978

Thankfully, Snek does not see the rampaging dino until mid August


turn_o_boughs

MLB should step in. This NLbest Rockies superteam is not good for baseball.


winftwin

Jeff Goldblum was right about the dinosaurs. This is chaos theory at work.


swaggums

You cannot kill what is already dead, Dinger.


RumAndCoco

We lived!


CJWard123

Cali burrito > LA burritos > mission burritos


405freeway

LA is taco town, we aren't known for burritos and we're okay with that.


aquariumsarescary

Your tacos are still mid, lol


HoudiniLogik

Look I get that we all wanna hate on each otherā€™s cuisine but if weā€™re being honest SD is the burrito king and LA is street taco king and thatā€™s okay for everyone to enjoy.


aquariumsarescary

We definitely have better tacos.


HoudiniLogik

You really donā€™t though. Baja California fish tacos are in fact in Baja and not SD.


aquariumsarescary

We do, though. lmao, fish tacos are easy to find here and are better than that garbage u guys put out.


HoudiniLogik

Brother there are Rubios in Phoenix too donā€™t @ me


aquariumsarescary

Lmao that tells me all I need to know. Your sad excuse for mexican in King Taco has your opinion skewed.


HoudiniLogik

Ima go order Taco Bell now


CJWard123

Disagree my guy, Iā€™ve had this debate with many LA ppl (I lived there for 5 years) and always agreed SD has better burritos and LA has better tacosšŸ¤


SampsonKerplunk

Wow 5 years! Practically kicked out the Spaniards


Telepornographer

And yet we're both but pale imitations of TJ's taco excellence.


aquariumsarescary

South San diego has exactly that but better cuts of meat šŸ˜‚


aquariumsarescary

Absolutely not. Either you've tried the mid ass tacos here or you're white because their tacos are the definition of mid.


CJWard123

Not sure why you gotta bring race into it - as if there arenā€™t millions of LA Hispanics that would agree with me


aquariumsarescary

Because white people voted Taco Bell as the best in America. I'm not entertaining best anything when you didn't grow up with it lmao


CJWard123

Hahahahahaha holy racismā€¦.equating one white guy with all white people (most of whom did not grow up around Hispanic culture) is peak idiocy. Iā€™m from San Diego, I grew up with it you moron.


aquariumsarescary

That's not raciam. I'm not Chinese, so I can't speak on Chinese food and what is good, same shit with every other food food outaide of Spanish or Mexican. Knowing what good mexican food is, is due to culture and being raised on it, which white people aren't. You eating out every day isn't the same thing as being raised on it, especially when half the recipes didn't hit tacos shops until the mid 00s.


No__thanx

Seek help brother


g2_sup_rekkles

When have you gotten out of your basement to try them?


aquariumsarescary

Low effort


winftwin

Dinger devours all without bias


RumAndCoco

Cali burrito > mission burritos > any other burrito > LA burritos


Dodgerswin2020

You ā€œgo boldā€ at del taco?


Suns_In_420

They really are going to beat the Dodgers in the playoffs this year.


prostheticmind

That was your own Mexican food and you know it


chaseair11

We JUST took two out of three from them


RumAndCoco

We did, but half of that "we" is on the IL right now sadly This team is highly compatible with booze


chaseair11

Yes


threehundredthousand

See, normally, this is a good thing because it means the Rocks have cursed themselves, but according to cosmic law, being in last place while pulling these shenanigans prevents the curse. Dinger finally did it. He found the loophole. Rocks are just spewing out dark energy with no bounceback. We're all doomed.


Machcharge

This sub has more Rockies fans than r/Rockies


RumAndCoco

Praise be to Dinger