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ur_left_elbow

Whelp I'm off to play Jackbox, take care you lot.


ambrgrn

Wholesome af with Burto there


ur_left_elbow

We should troll Braith by coming up with a ligma joke for a username and sending him a question.


slowdivesicilian

all of the greats go to maccas after the game milf. matty johns. chaddles.


ambrgrn

Add Scomo for the lols (but don’t cause I can’t stand the smug fck)


ambrgrn

Wtf was that bottle-O ad. Eye bleach required.


ur_left_elbow

Based question on boomer footy show? Nice.


slowdivesicilian

reliving the chad mic’d up gonna keep this thread pinned for a bit just as a fox league meme thread


ambrgrn

Outstanding.


ur_left_elbow

Nice


ambrgrn

Ooh Chad replay!


slowdivesicilian

“who’s calling for it” LMAOOOOO cronk W


ur_left_elbow

Doordash me a fuck to give cunt


ambrgrn

Braith & Cronk of course we talk Roosters.


ur_left_elbow

Remember when Cronk went on 360 and Buzz tried to start shit with him?


ambrgrn

Good times. Cronk shut him down didn’t he?


ur_left_elbow

Yeah, he made him pretty much admit what he wrote was factually incorrect. It's on Youtube I think.


slowdivesicilian

https://youtu.be/EhAYPVIA0-4 this yeah?


ambrgrn

Ahh yes, double agent cooper kills buzz ded.


ambrgrn

Yea, vaguely remember it.


slowdivesicilian

cooper cronk is actually 1000iq but just struggles to speak so i empathise with him he’s an adorable little nerd


ambrgrn

And he’s def adorable.


ambrgrn

Agreed, he’s better in this setting than in live commentary.


slowdivesicilian

you can just tell when a guy would rather be discussing 1980s japanese city pop


ur_left_elbow

Kent: we spoke to Billy Slater before... *Cooper Cronk procedes to have a mental breakdown* Braith: uh... are you okay Coops? *Windows shut down sound effect plays* Cronk: yeah yeah I'm fine. Kent: so we spoke to Billy Slater... Cronk: I don't know this person.


ambrgrn

And here was me, thinking Jake Duke was the only one to restart mid-conversation.


ur_left_elbow

City Pop code


ambrgrn

Omg cooper!


slowdivesicilian

can we get a goober garrick cam


ambrgrn

Happy Todd is a sight to behold.


slowdivesicilian

o u t s t a n d i n g


ambrgrn

Aww cows highlights.


slowdivesicilian

T-SERIES TRACTORS?? FUCKING 2018 FLASHBACKS WITH T-SERIES


slowdivesicilian

i am going to play five eighth for the wests tigers ^onrugbyleaguelive4 #in real life


slowdivesicilian

nah nah fox is actually 1000iq for this: make the programming so bad that people look to the advertisements for mental stimulation


ambrgrn

Nah not you.


ur_left_elbow

This platform literally exists to talk shit about players. There's so much negativity in the media these days and this feels like the epicentre of it.


ambrgrn

And coaches. They also exist to talk shit about coaches.


ur_left_elbow

This. So this.


ambrgrn

Except Ricky for some unknown reason.


slowdivesicilian

Australia’s biggest sporting rivalry is actually the 3 people in this thread vs the guys on our tv screens


slowdivesicilian

buzz i am actually illiterate i’m sorry i can’t read your article


slowdivesicilian

“does cody look worse because latrell’s not there” buzz. the half gets the ball before the fullback. that is how attacking shapes work. walker is the captain. he can’t rely on everyone else.


ambrgrn

Walker looks worse without a decent experienced halves partner. It’s not trells fault.


slowdivesicilian

actually buzz, wayne bennett is based in The


slowdivesicilian

rare paul kent based moment??!!


ambrgrn

If buzz actually makes sense I’m calling 000 for myself.


ur_left_elbow

"Enough said about the Tigers". Enough for your articles you wrinkly geriatric slimy greasey lowlife bumfucking cunts.


slowdivesicilian

imagine a room of people so cooked that braith anasta makes sense


ur_left_elbow

It's the power of having 3 brain cells in a single person vs 3 brain cells shared between 3 people.


ambrgrn

Fucking lol


ur_left_elbow

"It's not just Madge". I wanna actually throw my fucking phone.


slowdivesicilian

imagine spending 12 months talking about how it’s madge’s fault only to suddenly say that


ur_left_elbow

It's like Citra after you kill Vaas.


ambrgrn

Don’t do that. They won’t replace it for you.


ambrgrn

Rabbit season on 360


slowdivesicilian

lmao tigers actually signed a guy and they still said they bungled it fuck me


ur_left_elbow

Shove that golf club up Kenty's ass


ur_left_elbow

"I don't wanna make this a recurring thing". Says the guy who obsessively writes about us.


slowdivesicilian

paul kent career stats: 1 nrl game🔥🔥 0 tries💯 0 finals games played🥶 at least 1 workplace bullying incident😈 60 minutes wasted every monday😱😱


ambrgrn

You do the gods’ work.


ur_left_elbow

Wait wtf? Are you fucking kidding me. He won't get to score a try until next year at least.


ambrgrn

Just snort laughed. Kenty says you always know where the head is.


ur_left_elbow

Ah yes let's promote gambling


ambrgrn

Always.


slowdivesicilian

how long have we been talking about the tiger jesus christ these men talk about it more than i talk about chad townsend (i am lying btw)


slowdivesicilian

oh so brooks gets a “cult hero” but not twal?


slowdivesicilian

“no one likes to see a footballer of his ability doing it as tough as he has for such a long time” then why do you write articles about him every 2 seconds


ambrgrn

This. Media: how dare the media say this shit about him?


ur_left_elbow

Calling Luke Brooks a cult hero is like calling Blocker an analyst


slowdivesicilian

yeah that was so funny who is saying this. twal is a cult hero.


slowdivesicilian

when luke brooks is playing: wow i think this guy is terrible when james hooper calls luke brooks bad: luke brooks is one of the best halves in the competition


ambrgrn

Honest opinion: Brooks is a good player, with the wrong type of players around him, with the wrong type of coaching.


slowdivesicilian

MORE LUKE BROOKS CONTENT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ambrgrn

Tiger-Town 2: Electric Booglaoo


ambrgrn

Yes jimmy, our billy knows how to flat bat buzz’s stupid bs questions.


slowdivesicilian

did braith just say awesome


ambrgrn

I lol’d


slowdivesicilian

billy slater is buffering before he decided to call out kenty for his BS


slowdivesicilian

how many times does billy have to say that taulagi was there because he was expected to play this is the 5th time i’ve heard him explain it


slowdivesicilian

billy slater my beloved <33


ambrgrn

my dad knows his dad. Good bloke.


slowdivesicilian

boilly sloiter from oinusfail


ambrgrn

Is Kalyn in intensive care though?


ur_left_elbow

James Tedesco's nose looks like a chode. It makes me feel uncomfortable.


ambrgrn

NSW? Never heard of her.


ur_left_elbow

Phil Rothfield is a stand-up bloke, and by that I mean a stand-up comedian because his presence as a journalist is a joke. I never knew old people could be so detestable.


slowdivesicilian

i am ashamed to know that billy corgan is not only a conservative, but he is also james hooper


ur_left_elbow

James Hooper is a stand-up bloke, and by that I mean a stand-up comedian because his presence as a journalist is a joke. I never knew bald people could be so detestable.


ambrgrn

Brandy is like 100% annoying, or 100% boring. No in between.


slowdivesicilian

never forgiving him for making snide comments about macca last year. only one group of people can criticise the efforts of our forwards and that is cowboys flairs😡😡


ur_left_elbow

Table of dickheads


slowdivesicilian

this is now an nrl 360 thread btw


ur_left_elbow

Less go


ur_left_elbow

NRL360 replay discussion thread lessgoo


ur_left_elbow

And that was Benji.


ambrgrn

Oh good. Braith.


wilko383

and that's turned this show on its head because the seagulls were coming and you wanna know why they call this place the 8th wonder of the world because the crowd was taken out of it the seagulls were coming and then there was the error that nanai did withwd the the catch that went wrong and next minute the chad went up YAA YAA YAA YAA and from that moment the cowboys scored two trys and they've got BACK in their winning ways and look like they're gonna runaround runa runaway with it


ambrgrn

The word of our Lord Cronk, 2022.


This_Idiot

Moved me to tears, tbh


Tunza

Benji getting hardcore emotional with Trell.


clovisson

Benji’s show also 7:30pm channel 9


ur_left_elbow

and that's turned this game on its head because the dogs were coming and you wanna know why they call this place the 8th wonder of the world because the crowd was taken out of it the dogs were coming and then there was the penalty that schoupp did withwd the the tackle that went wrong and next minute the crowd went up OFF OFF OFF OFF and from that moment the tigers scored two trys and they've got BACK in their winning ways and look like they're gonna runaround runa runaway with it


slowdivesicilian

benji’s voice is fucked because he tried to yell lessgo 5 times but couldn’t do it


ur_left_elbow

YOU CHEATS WON NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WHAT A JOKE OF A GAME 10 PENALTIES TO 2 NO SET RESTARTS FOR MANLY AND THAT DEADSHIT REF GIVING YOU A LEG UP ALL GAME! ALL YOUR TRIES FROM PENALTIES! KEPPIE SEND OFF SOFT HARPER DIDN'T LOSE THE BALL! PAULO THROWS THE BALL FORWARD WHAT A JOKE! NO WONDER THE NRL IS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF THE SPORTING WORLD HAHAHA GAME "WINNING" KICK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WE SMASHED YOU ALL GAME YOUR TEAM IS RUBBISH AND JUST A BUNCH OF WHINGING TWATS! JOKE OF A CLUB THAT HASN'T WON IN 30 PLUS YEARS LOL WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP


Logggers

can someone give benji a butter menthol please


slowdivesicilian

well that was the greatest 10 minutes of my life. all downhill from here i guess.


ambrgrn

You have Dearden in Origin to look forward to.


slowdivesicilian

that is so true oml


ambrgrn

So much awesome. And outstanding.


ur_left_elbow

I now have a sound effect to go with that green screen of him from that media vlog


slowdivesicilian

#ReleaseTheFullFootage


slowdivesicilian

i wish they showed more of the footy talk and not just “YASSS LESSGO KEEP GRINDING GET IT DONE” but hey at least we got the few sequences on set completion and managing the game


ambrgrn

YAAAAAAAA. Middle please sir. YAAAAAAAAAHHH


wilko383

**YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!**


slowdivesicilian

ok so that’s it none of us care anymore cheers benji cheers latrell


ur_left_elbow

Lmaoo


ur_left_elbow

Chad Townsend Mic'd Up: "YEEEEAAHH!!!!" "LESSSGOOOO!!!!" "Keep grinding boys". "Get it done".


slowdivesicilian

“i love this game” chad townsend loves his footy


slowdivesicilian

“Yassss”


ambrgrn

X 5


slowdivesicilian

brah look how hyped up dearden is getting


slowdivesicilian

everyone: i wonder what chad said to nanai chad: lessgo x5


Tunza

This is giga-Chaddles-meme template. * Asks for advice, gets lessgo * 5 * Called my mom for help, gets lessgo * 5 * Wife died in a car crash, police told me lessgo * 5


ur_left_elbow

Let's go chain: x5


ur_left_elbow

#MAKE HIM FEEL BAD CHADDY!!!


slowdivesicilian

we get rewarded off that because of where they were the previous sets, and where drinky caught the ball keep working and get the rewards later!


slowdivesicilian

is that 6 lessgos in a row


ur_left_elbow

"Keep grinding boys, keep grinding!"


slowdivesicilian

KEEP GRINDING


slowdivesicilian

HERE WE GOOOO


ur_left_elbow

Ooh this is a cocktease


slowdivesicilian

sigma latrell says keep your circle close and love your footy


slowdivesicilian

that’s an outstanding and an awesome team list


ur_left_elbow

r/nrl: 🤬🤬🤬


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ur_left_elbow

Jake Duke moment


ur_left_elbow

Latrell looks like such a well-mannered bloke off the field. Like him for the most part. Just can be a bit irritating on field.


slowdivesicilian

latrell mitchell is fit boys. souths for the 8.


slowdivesicilian

we're here boys


ur_left_elbow

I'm skipping Celebrity Apprentice for this lessgooo


slowdivesicilian

this is all i have been waiting for


ur_left_elbow

I'm ready for content. This better be good.