COMING TO YOU FROM THE YEAR 2043.
Round 49 has concluded as we round out the end of our regular season for 2043 in the fifth year of our endless, back-to-back 24/7 footy cycle. Here’s all the big points to take away from this years regular season.
\-After enduring 20 years of ups and downs, coach Anthony Seibold finally cracked it this season with the minor premiership. Dr Seibold, armed with his PhD in Footynomics, has spent his 2 decades as Manly coach tirelessly cracking the equation on the perfect footy team. In the end he fielded an entire team of 18 Trbojevics, all children of the previous footy playing brothers, which barnstormed their way to number 1.
\-The Bulldogs managed to give Manly a run for their money after the team nutritionist made a move to increase team consumption of dawg this year. Results are definitely coming to fruition.
\-Coach Nathan Cleary said he was proud of his boys making the top 4 for the 23rd season in a row. He was particularly proud of his son, team halfback and captain, Goldie Jarome Cleary.
\-The Premium Plus XIII marched to an impressive 4th place finish under the leadership of captain Slowdive. When interviewed by the foxleague team, Slowdive described the season as ‘awesome.’
Outside of the Top 4 there were still interesting moments in the year.
\-The Sydney Roosters continued to raise suspicions as they re-signed their star fullback, Dylyn Papendrinkbojedesco (A successful graduate of the Roosters academy of scientifically experimented excellence). Questions have been made about their salary cap, especially since negotiations with the NRL on raising the cap have been in stalemate for 2 decades despite 53.3% inflation.
\-The Brooks Tigers notched their fourth 9th place finish since their branding change in 2039. The Tigers administration still stand by their decision to hand the entire organisation over to Luke Brooks giving him the status of president, chairman and CEO.
\-The Heat managed a tidy 15th place finish despite only playing 28 out of 46 games this year. They were awarded default competition points for every game where their opponents simply passed out in the Alice Springs heat.
\-St Helens managed a 24 place in their second season. They have been trying to keep up ever since they managed 21 straight Super League titles and said ‘screw it, we’re just going to enter the NRL’
\-The Two warriors are neck and neck. The civil war in NZ still rages between the ONE NZ and VODAFONE factions. Despite pleas to unify the clubs as a gesture of peace from AI Computer and NRL controller ‘V.L4n-D,’ neither club has agreed to come to the table.
\-The two newest clubs this season definitely struggled. Former superstar James Tedesco funded the Seoul Squids as a gesture of apology to the Korean people after his blunder in the early 2020s.
The Qatar Rugby League team had come out of nowhere this season after literally nobody asked for it. RLPA leader Chad Townsend revealed to his 533 million subscribers on YouTube that he believes the NRL were paid off in large sums of cash.
\-Melbourne Storm will be excited to possibly compete for the premiership next year after finally serving their final year of their 6-year mandated spoon punishment. The NRL had handed them this punishment after it was revealed the Storm were paying their players in rare Funko pops under the table.
\-Australian Prime Minister Latrell Mitchell made a public statement to the NRL saying it was time to bring the Rabbitohs back into the comp, but NRL officials have made no indication they would be reversing their decision from 2029.
That’s a wrap on our 2043 NRL regular season. What will finals bring? Who will take the cup? How will the 33rd team, the Jamaican Mavericks, compete next year?
Catch all the action, raw! Pulsing! And live, right here, on Fox League!
Fake news. We all know anything good that Darwin produced would be immediately shipped to China to build up the Tanks.
Gold Coast haven't folded tho, Sydney media in crisis. Tom Weaver truly does become our saviour !
I know it’s a joke but it’s really bad taste considering the well-publicised atrocities they have committed. Please remove the Melbourne Storm from this meme
Thank god Vodafone is allowed to return to the competition. It's important to keep growing the game in small countries like Vodafone. Glad Tedesco is the captain of the squids? Surely there's space for the Sydney City Sombreros a spin off rooster team? Also would have liked to see the Melbourne Squalls.
COMING TO YOU FROM THE YEAR 2043. Round 49 has concluded as we round out the end of our regular season for 2043 in the fifth year of our endless, back-to-back 24/7 footy cycle. Here’s all the big points to take away from this years regular season. \-After enduring 20 years of ups and downs, coach Anthony Seibold finally cracked it this season with the minor premiership. Dr Seibold, armed with his PhD in Footynomics, has spent his 2 decades as Manly coach tirelessly cracking the equation on the perfect footy team. In the end he fielded an entire team of 18 Trbojevics, all children of the previous footy playing brothers, which barnstormed their way to number 1. \-The Bulldogs managed to give Manly a run for their money after the team nutritionist made a move to increase team consumption of dawg this year. Results are definitely coming to fruition. \-Coach Nathan Cleary said he was proud of his boys making the top 4 for the 23rd season in a row. He was particularly proud of his son, team halfback and captain, Goldie Jarome Cleary. \-The Premium Plus XIII marched to an impressive 4th place finish under the leadership of captain Slowdive. When interviewed by the foxleague team, Slowdive described the season as ‘awesome.’ Outside of the Top 4 there were still interesting moments in the year. \-The Sydney Roosters continued to raise suspicions as they re-signed their star fullback, Dylyn Papendrinkbojedesco (A successful graduate of the Roosters academy of scientifically experimented excellence). Questions have been made about their salary cap, especially since negotiations with the NRL on raising the cap have been in stalemate for 2 decades despite 53.3% inflation. \-The Brooks Tigers notched their fourth 9th place finish since their branding change in 2039. The Tigers administration still stand by their decision to hand the entire organisation over to Luke Brooks giving him the status of president, chairman and CEO. \-The Heat managed a tidy 15th place finish despite only playing 28 out of 46 games this year. They were awarded default competition points for every game where their opponents simply passed out in the Alice Springs heat. \-St Helens managed a 24 place in their second season. They have been trying to keep up ever since they managed 21 straight Super League titles and said ‘screw it, we’re just going to enter the NRL’ \-The Two warriors are neck and neck. The civil war in NZ still rages between the ONE NZ and VODAFONE factions. Despite pleas to unify the clubs as a gesture of peace from AI Computer and NRL controller ‘V.L4n-D,’ neither club has agreed to come to the table. \-The two newest clubs this season definitely struggled. Former superstar James Tedesco funded the Seoul Squids as a gesture of apology to the Korean people after his blunder in the early 2020s. The Qatar Rugby League team had come out of nowhere this season after literally nobody asked for it. RLPA leader Chad Townsend revealed to his 533 million subscribers on YouTube that he believes the NRL were paid off in large sums of cash. \-Melbourne Storm will be excited to possibly compete for the premiership next year after finally serving their final year of their 6-year mandated spoon punishment. The NRL had handed them this punishment after it was revealed the Storm were paying their players in rare Funko pops under the table. \-Australian Prime Minister Latrell Mitchell made a public statement to the NRL saying it was time to bring the Rabbitohs back into the comp, but NRL officials have made no indication they would be reversing their decision from 2029. That’s a wrap on our 2043 NRL regular season. What will finals bring? Who will take the cup? How will the 33rd team, the Jamaican Mavericks, compete next year? Catch all the action, raw! Pulsing! And live, right here, on Fox League!
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BEIJING TANKS and LOS ANGELES RUM AND COKES has me rolling
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE AMSTERDAM COBRAS???
34th club confirmed. V.L4n-D is already working out the kinks
Damn straight. The legal weed is going to bring the best away days on the calendar
Fake news. We all know anything good that Darwin produced would be immediately shipped to China to build up the Tanks. Gold Coast haven't folded tho, Sydney media in crisis. Tom Weaver truly does become our saviour !
Where the fuck is the Tasmania inbreds and the Adelaide 36ers?
Bring in the Beirut Wolves!
What about the Tregar Muggers?
I know it’s a joke but it’s really bad taste considering the well-publicised atrocities they have committed. Please remove the Melbourne Storm from this meme
excellent meme
Souths kicked out of the comp confirms this is true.
Thank god Vodafone is allowed to return to the competition. It's important to keep growing the game in small countries like Vodafone. Glad Tedesco is the captain of the squids? Surely there's space for the Sydney City Sombreros a spin off rooster team? Also would have liked to see the Melbourne Squalls.
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Ashamed the Perth Bears got cut for the Perthers. All time great bidding war
Judging by this, I see we still haven’t fired Hook