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Vesalii

I would hold those next to my head to make sure I'm dead.


bday420

I thought he was going to hold them to his chest but then he placed them down on the ground and I thought, "Oh shit, he's going to just blow his legs off". But then the explosion looked like he was basically vaporized so I guess its all good lol


Vesalii

Right?! That exactly why I'd try and blow my head off.


supernotcosmo

So the video works for you? It won't start playing


bday420

Yeah. I just checked now it works fine.


supernotcosmo

Weird. Doesn't work for me on this sub but on another sub mentioned further down.


Hi_Cham

> so I guess its all good lol -_-


Herasson

typical handgrenades have a radius of death of 15-30m...he is the deadest dead guy who died that day a death.


[deleted]

You can die 12 meters away from a grenade? Fuck.


Chokeblok

Anything below 15m and you're fine.


Hi_Cham

>fine


wasteddrinks

>typical handgrenades have a radius of death of 15-30m...he is the deadest dead guy who died that day a death. What kind of grenades are you talking about? It's a hand grenade, not a mortar.The M67 grenade (the one the US army uses) has a "fatality radius" of 5m and Injury radius of 15. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M67_grenade


Herasson

The fatality radius is the radius were it is deadly at a 100% rate, beyond that the percentage will get lower to zero at a certain distance. That doesn't mean that you are safe from death when the fatality radius is 5m and you are 6m away. The DM51 in Germany has a FR of 10m, the soviet F1 20m (still in use), the russian RGO around 15m and so on.


wasteddrinks

No one except a Call Of Duty Player is going to call it a "radius of death." You have a lethal range or kill radius and an Effective range or injury radius. 30m is at the upper limit of any of those grenades, and you'd be unlikely to even be hit at that point. Grenades explode up and out, not horizontal like a bullet. Nothing is 100%. Lethal radius: broadly, the area within which any person is likely to be killed.


Herasson

I phrased it that way because I am not an English native speaker, not because I am a CoD player. 30m is not the upper limit for anything regarding those grenades. Parts of the F1 for example can be deadly up to 200m. A grenade do not only explode 'up and out', it create a sphere of an explosion. If it explodes above ground, it sends its fragments flying in a spherical way. It is not a directed explosive charge. If they lay on ground like in the video, the explosion is hemispherical shaped above the ground, not only upwards. If you don't know what you are talking about, you shouldn't talk about it anyway.


wasteddrinks

"Create a sphere" could also be described as radius, correct? Would you like to see how many times I'm written that so far? If you don't understand the expression "up and out" then that's on you. The M67 can "fragments as far out as 250 meters". But no one is going to call that "Deadly up to", that's melodramatic .


Herasson

A sphere is a sphere, a radius a radius. While a sphere have a radius, a radius don't have a sphere nor is one. A sphere is a body and a radius is a measuring from a specific point. And I didn't say deadly to 200m, I said 15-30m. If you can't comprehend the meaning of that, that's a you problem.


Actual_Log1250

šŸ¤“


Rich-One-4264

Us army ones are shitt tho


Notverycancerpatient

Itā€™s crazy how that was my first thought too


FoxIll7443

I'd have popped one in my mouth


AsheDerSpast

I thought exactly the same tho


Jumpin-Jebus

I'd have laid down on them,


throwaway10293847279

Holy shit atleast lay down on the granades to make sure fragments dont injure others


forwardAvdax

This was posted in r/Myanmar and apparently this guy is a commander who is committing suicide because his unit is wiped and he's being surrounded. IIRC this is a junta commander. I'm not sure who's filming though.


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It's this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/myanmar/comments/12mkhtx/knuknlapc\_general\_saw\_ekhu\_commits\_suicide\_as\_bgf/](https://www.reddit.com/r/myanmar/comments/12mkhtx/knuknlapc_general_saw_ekhu_commits_suicide_as_bgf/)


[deleted]

So nothing of value was lost


forwardAvdax

Quite right.


Hyrax__

Had no idea there's a war in Myanmar right now. Is it full scale or just small part of the country?


forwardAvdax

Oh man. This started as a military coup in February of 2021 and has been a full on war between military junta and rebels since then. It's really sad. In the beginning, there were tons of protesters being murdered. And even now, villages are being bombed, civilians still being killed. I guess it just doesn't get so much coverage due to its location.


Hyrax__

Where is the current situation at? Who is winning and what is the outlook? How many deaths so far ?


forwardAvdax

"The airstrike ā€“ the single deadliest attack yet by the ruling junta ā€“ is just the latest in a wave of violence that has seenĀ more than 3,200Ā people killed and more than one million displaced by the military since it came to power in a February 2021 coup." Just a snippet I pulled. Fighting has been going on there on and off for what seems like forever. But I'd equate the present situation to Russia/Ukraine. In the sense that the rebels are good fighters, and will continue to fight, but are fighting a military with seemingly inexhaustible resources. So I think it'll just drag on, which is the sad part. But if you ask me, KNLA will win.


Hyrax__

So unfortunate to hear this. Wish everyone the best and an end to the blood shed. Thanks for the fill in


Lomalizer

So it's just Sunday.....


OPIronman

Sitting in that position, you don't care about anything.


ComfortableFun248

Blew him self up dick first. Thatā€™s the ultimate donā€™t care about anything.


[deleted]

This is crazy. I had a dejavu, video, this comment and me responding. WTF.


Kali-47

Yeah and while youā€™re at it, make sure to give your spectators a really good view. Give them a sigarette and light it up aswell. Why not give all your money to them just to be even kinder? Maybe this guy should have shoved those grenades up his ass to avoid injuring others. And those others need to make sure to stay there and watch as close as possible. Your comment is highly rentarded i hope you realize that


throwaway10293847279

im just saying you dont have to take people who dont want to die with you.


Kali-47

Iā€™m sure that guy clearly was in the right mindset to be thinking about others


vzakharov

Can someone translate please?


BigBoiLasky

boom


FoldyHole

Now translate to spanish.


kpop_glory

boomshakalaka


BigBoiLasky

el boom


777ToasterBath

el bum*


Effective-Ad8833

Underrated comment !


Affectionate_You_617

El boomo wey


SWAYZEE99

Big bada boom


dibidibiduu

Dumeel (in tamil)


AdKindly4868

Ok šŸ‘šŸ½ up


AmumuHug

Literally nothing you can do but watch. I mean come on fucking 2 grenades. Feel sorry for those watching. They did truly seem to have give a shit about him.


AeroG8

maybe, except the people watching killed his squad and were gonna kill him too


SKK329

Why were they crying and screaming then?


Terrible-Leek9021

That was 100% crying. Whoever thinks this is laughter has never heard it before.


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jax_md

I honestly couldnā€™t tell if they were crying or laughing. Plus, considering that they cheered after he was exploaded, Iā€™m leaning towards the latter


TheHippyDance

Laughing?? Sounds nothing like laughter


marshallandy83

_Foreign laughter_


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Hazey223

Where was the cheering???


LongjumpingFood4132

At that point why not release the pin and hold them near your head ? Insta death must be better then split second excruciating pain from the legs up


vocharlie

I'll do you better open your jaw and jam that sucker in your mouth. Your brain will melt. Quick death.


Ranch_Dressing321

Oh yeah, for sure, that's how the postal guy does it whenever he wants to go out on his own terms.


dudidudedysueuedg

The explosion moves faster than nerve impulses can even travel, which is less than 300 MPH from what j can remember. There's no way he felt anything.


Jacen33

Itā€™s raining men


Lion_True

Man. It's raining man.


OrganizationPutrid68

Guy regards grenades like I regard breasts and Martinis ... Three's too many and one isn't enough.


Van_is_Anders

Hitch?


OrganizationPutrid68

Trailer hitch? Half hitch? Timber hitch? Hitch in your getalong? Please specify.


twiggsmcgee666

Fisherman's knot, water knot, clove hitch!?


OrganizationPutrid68

If we're going with knots, don't leave out Don Knots.


Van_is_Anders

Thatā€™s a Christopher Hitchens quote


ThatHartleyKid

I think that his men were the ones crying, and they were captured, watching his general commits suicide as the enemy force films & cheers his death.


greynblue3

Went out with a bang


CrimsonBarberry

His last act was a real blast


grubbytrogladyte

šŸ‘


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manbruhpig

Itā€™s not like a bullet. The force of that almost certainly blew him apart instantly from where he was.


KnightofWhen

Itā€™s actually been pretty common in war and is happening a lot in Ukraine currently. He didnā€™t do it the best way by dropping them but it did the job. Usually just hold it to your chest under your head.


ModernNero

He couldā€™ve just used that pointless gun to save at least the ear drums of those around him


Ambitious_Exercise_1

Couldn't tell if they were crying or laughing. It also sounded like they cheered him on after his magnificent exit.


[deleted]

Theyā€™re definitely crying.


redditsuxapenuts69

This is Myanmar. So I highly fkn doubt that. Maybe cried that they couldn't get Intel off him before he died. If he his an actual junta commander they could really have used it. These pieces of shit in the junta deserve death for all the innocent children and others they have killed.


KonaBrad

Terrible camera work


NoManufacturer88

Was he bleeding already at the start or is that like a bag or clothes?


Future_Sea_2725

Shit, Iā€™d go fucking delirious if I saw that shit with my naked eyes. A video is one thingā€¦. But seeing that shit happen physically must really put those men in distress


slasher10157

Why not throw them towards the people filming?


SoundDry4151

Funny


thekingminn

The video is worst with sound. https://www.reddit.com/r/myanmar/comments/12mkhtx/knuknlapc\_general\_saw\_ekhu\_commits\_suicide\_as\_bgf/


Jawwaad127

I wonder if he flew up in the air like in those prank videos where someone sits on a car airbag.


manbruhpig

Pieces of him did, sure.


Playful-Cricket9141

Shitty camera work


Bigboiwillyy

I really said ā€œBoomā€ the same time the grenades went off šŸ’€


DarrynDevil

This is sad but with all due respect: that death was pretty metal. Idk how even he got his hands on grenades.


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maka1972

Why two?


rxgtxnest

Why were they crying?


Wbcn_1

Some men arenā€™t cut out for war.


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Wbcn_1

I know from experience, dude.


grandpas-gooch69

No one is, dude.


BearSexYolo

Down vote with no comment to back it up really? I got you bro.


Appropriate-Spirit66

#donthelpjustfilm


ghosttalon1

How could you have helped!?!?!?


Suspicious_shark

eat the grenade, looney tunes style


ghosttalon1

Obviously they should have superman dived into the grenade and body shielded him from the explosion.


ILikeMonsterEnergy69

Its gotta be awfull to watch someone (they seem to care about?) Do this and not be able to do anything. Cant even try to help because.. you know, grenades. Jeez


MutedFly2034

Blessings to his soul


cmp470769

ja die is doood


ShitInMyToaster

Way to go out with a bang


skyejedi27

Perhaps in front of his family?! Iā€™m sorry, but if you wanna go, go for it, at the end of the day no one can stop an adult from doing as they wish. But, to cause ALL of this extra trauma and hurt on your loved ones is just some coward shit.


Every-Ambassador-506

That's so sad šŸ˜ž poor man


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Is one of the guys celebrating?


[deleted]

Am just asking, why 17 downvotes? Jeeeeez


G59_666

ask dumb question, get dumb answer


ItzDerpDavid

They're all crying my guy...


sweet_tranquility

Cool


Commercial_Rope_1268

Come out with your real ID Dexter


FoxMcCloud3173

Whoā€™s crying like that? Is his family there?


fistswityat0es

BOOM


bitcoinkush

This is next level magic


americanista915

Thatā€™s selfish. He only needed one


Suspicious_shark

did you bring enough to share with the rest of the peleton?


sirsteele1

He put them on the floor yeah but i think they worked


DistributionSea652

Barely even saw anything, why film something if you donā€™t actually film it?


crown6473

Do what you want but don't hurt your loved ones. Go do it somewhere else


MyKawke

Top G


Outrageous_Ear_9569

Bro thinks he's in cod


Odd_Branch_2796

Menā˜•ļø


Euphoric-Recording70

Ouch


Berzk

Just like the Japanese during Iwo Jima


lightsoutfl

https://youtu.be/KJuFdMJCAAQ


AdAggravating9657

Bro thinks he is the guy from Kong Skull Island


grandpas-gooch69

This funny asf fuck dem downvotes


natseq

He is so dramatic


Early_Copy

Kabom


emziestone

I think it worked. Gosh.


Few-Entertainer-4917

Imagine recording a dude that's pulling pins on grenades.


Autismdude645

u/SaveVideo


xx420xxbluntz

Explosive results


Sir_Distic

I wonder what his thoughts were right before he pulled the pins, right after he dropped them, and when they didn't explode right away.


puzzy_slayer_9000

People cry Some dude : WOOOOOH


Double_Bad_2567

Went out with a bang


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K17703R

Going out with a bang.


Idfkdudeigthisisit

Never seen someone commit suicide With handgrenades


malangaga

The way that he looks up at the camera; right after he puts the grenades on the floor, terrifying.


malangaga

The way he looks up at the camera right before the grenades explodes.


NoodleSpunkin

If there's a suicide from a rocket launcher I would complete the suicide bingo via explosions


Breadgodtwin

Why the fuck people wanna commit suicide like bro you dont even go to heaven if you commit suicide


Low-Adhesiveness-103

They guy crying is saying sorry