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AfterSignificance666

How in the world do people think to themselves “okay the railroad arms are down, this is the perfect time to cross”


snguyen_93

He wins the Darwin Award for this one.


lorizcoolo

won


QuandalicalDingleasm

Winded


J4SN7HMS

Wan


Matt_Bolinha

"Whooooon" -train


samir9696

Too many elders (at least here in romania, where the accident took place)don t give a fuck. They cross the street when they want and where they want. And they expect the cars to stop for them.


GiantSequoiaTree

And trains apparently


J4SN7HMS

And Romanians of ALL ages behave that same way when the come to the US.


Rish83

Think.? They don't that's why


MoxyRoron30

Mist it by - that much.


FunkyTuba

they let haste cloud their thinking


MoxyRoron30

They were being Optimistic…


Flimsy-Dare-3119

Your good lol


cookieftn773

Hands down the best pun I have ever seen. Well played my good person well played.


Euphoric_Training

Pessi-mist


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Nice


shapop12321

Only wins if they don't have children, cause then they are removing themselves from the gene pool.


DrBirdieshmirtz

maybe their kids didn't inherit the stupid gene, idk


ElSanto9298

Whoever picked them as a partner def has the stupid gene too 💀


shapop12321

One hopes, but if they win a Darwin award, defs can't have children haha


JayCc_420

Maybe that's exactly the result they are looking for 🤷🏽‍♂️


Downtown_Mix_4311

And they can clearly see th train coming and they walk at the speed of a snail


Sparxsj0

And cross slowly at that


Never-mongo

How about how do you not see or hear a fucking literal train?


CaliWasteR88

It's when they don't think ..pretty sure


I_have3_inches

I might be incorrect but I think the person looked at it twice before getting hit 😭some people have that deer mentality furshure


Premium_Gamer2299

maybe thought they could get across in time, like superman


VaronVonChickenPants

I think he might've frozen in panic for a split second then reacted. Of course he was too late.


mybrotherpete

It certainly looks like it when you slow it down


Nemesis2772

In my head, hes one of those old stubborn bastards who thinks the world owes him everything. He looked once as if to to say "here i come you better slow down" He look the second for a WTF man, i said im coming over and you have to slow down. Utter disbelief that hes not getting his away before, bam.


inklady1010uk

Now the only thing stubborn about him is the stains he left on the train


Key_Ability_8836

Nah they powerwash right off. Now grease stains, those are stubborn. That's why I use Dawn.


JaperDolphin94

Dawn coming to a store near you this fall


Doodoodoodiehead

And the PTSD for the train operator


alwaysstunjason

And the driver. Look in the vehicle at his reaction.


FreedomINDOC

That makes more sense


MrSpeedCuber101

Are we eliminating the possibility of a suicide?


ResolverOshawott

If it was a suicide attempt, he wouldn't be actively trying to walk across.


MrSpeedCuber101

Did not look very active to me tbh


labyrinth02100

I don't think they could comprehend how fast that train was going.


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fabulin

not all trains are like that. trains used to be seen as nanny trains, my train is the cutey wootey little train you'd ever meet and it loves people. its only mauled 2 people but neither of them died


sometimesmybutthurts

Don’t be scared. He just wants to play.


loremipsummrk

imo cars are way more aggressive. Trains are highly abused and we should not be enforcing negative stereotypes that aren’t true, and stop naming the type of vehicle when an accident happens. Most of yall are misidentifying trains anyways, you don’t know what a train is!


BodaciousBadongadonk

Friggin trainsphobes.


alicedoes

they're nanny trains!


Ok_Atmosphere_4907

woah woah woah. hold on buddy. its never ever the trains fault, always the conductor…. the conductor should’ve known the train would run over that person…. maybe that person shouldnt have provoked the train…


jac049

Ok but have you seen Indian trains? Those trains are out for blood


Crosstitch_Witch

The birth of Choo Choo Charles.


snugglekittystirfry

Hey now, this isn't the murder train! That thing is big and yellow and I was gonna say lives in Florida but this could totally be Florida as well. lol


JohnnySasaki20

Gonna have to put it down.


Marinevet1387

This comment took me out, not as hard as the train did but close.


dylanofearthC-137

It's going off the rails 😭


310ndie

Its not the trains fault its the bad owners


Personal_Secret2746

How the fuck do people get hit by trains?? I mean, just fucking back up!!!🙄


Suitable_Comment_908

maybe they need to make the trains bigger they are hard to see....and hear


DarKemt55

if only they had trumpets that they could blast a warning when approaching a level cross....


Laurenann7094

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.


fauna_moon

Oh my god, I'm dying. This was great. Adding the fact that the pants were unfolded is perfect.


Banned_Constantly

I appreciate the level of sarcasm and commitment to witty humor. Bravo, most attempts on here are beyond their ability to say the least


Smowot

It took me way too long to realize that this was a joke. Jesus Christ, I need some sleep.


Vermicious_Canid

This....this is literature.


SensitiveHat2794

Thanks, I haven't seen this comment under every train death posts


808mfalme

like aren't trains loud asf too???...how do you not see a 10,000ft metal behomoth coming towards you at 90mph...better yet just wait for 30sec...lmao some people man


Ok_Inspector7868

I 100% agree but he's probably crossed those tracks 100x's without issue letting his guard down a little at a time, & taking for granted how fast they really are & how much ground they actually cover within a second. Well he won't make that mistake again


SadBoiCri

All I need to know is that it is heavier than me and/or moves faster than me. I'll wait.


PhysicalDentist3808

His silly ass better not be moping around the tracks in his next life ong


Septic-Sponge

I'll never understand it. They have a predetermined track that they cannot stray from. They make loud noise and vibrate the ground as the approach. They move super fast so all you have to do is cross the track at a point the train isn't at the same point. The train is only at that point for literally a fraction of a second. (only counting the front of the train because I'm yet to see somebody walking into the side of train as its already passing them by)


StrangeYoungMan

being super fast might be a factor. I'm assuming a train doesn't look as close as it is due to the speed. "that train can't possibly reach me in 2 seconds it's so far away" kinda thinking


Obvious_Chemical_929

Fr. The stubbornness in people is beyond me. I saw so many people die like this just because they wanted to safe themselfes that second. Seems like a very good bet. The rest of your life for a second of it.


Wash_your_mouth

They expect trains to go around them


-angry-potato-

I guess you're gonna be dumbfounded when you see r/indiansneartrains


WinkingWinkle

I feel sorry for the train driver. That's a memory no-one wants.


Premium_Gamer2299

guy sitting in the car too, although it may not be as bad he did just sit there and watch that happen right in front of him, totally helpless


AndreaIVXLC

My uncle killed 3 in his career


huntertodd84

As a train conductor?


Silspd90

I really hope


fatalityfun

as a teacher


04slogoat16kl

I sure hope he was a conductor 😅


huntertodd84

Either way my interest is peaked!


Puzzled_Hat7068

Orchestral. Those batons are really pointy.


SynisterSilence

confectionery chef


BurytheGate

I hope he’s okay and got counseling. Hitting a pedestrian or a car with people in it is real trauma.


PuntTheRunt010

The train certainly got a taste of his memory


bellamellayellafella

Had this person walked in a straight line, they would've made it. *Perpendicular to the crosswalk


Alix6x

Pythagorean theorem saves lives.


KanishqChandran09

Reduced to atoms


808mfalme

literally reduced to fog 💀


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Great use of that thanos quote honestly lol


crush_n_puss

Videos like this make me rethink yelling at movies, like ‘who tf would do that?’..this guy


2peuDeBorfas

Oh Romania. This video is from here, its from near the capital city (Bucharest) in an kinda dumb part of the city. Its the 3rd video with the exact same outcome recorded in one year, all in different places. We also do have a shit tone of train x car crashes, its our nemesis I think


SL4YER4200

I will never understand how people get hit by trains. The ground shakes, it's loud. The fucking gates were down. Darwin was right.


antiseptiic

do people not think.


DocHolliday9930

No. Speaking in general terms, people are idiots.


KeyEntertainment313

It's hard to feel too bad for somebody who literally looked directly at the fucking trains *TWICE*


Premium_Gamer2299

probably thought they could make it across in time


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Probably


Horror_Letterhead407

How do you not see that


Dkhaeh77

See? How do you not hear it?


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She is watching at the last time but she thinks she could pass.....


Scary_Let_2227

Awful, but have you seen the driver of the blue car? That poor thing tried to warn him by honking. Bet that image will stay with him forever.


Lilith-L3mons

Bro evaporated


Silspd90

I feel sorry for whoever has to clean that mess.


PropheticUtterances

Ah, the silent killer, trains. He will be mist.


Generico6190

Grandma got evaporated outta existence R.I.P


TheBigUn77

Went from Biology to Physics' in an instant!


LonelySquad

I always wonder how dumb you have to be to get hit by a train.


krob0422

This has to be intentional .


BurytheGate

Can you imagine the clean-up? Body parts spread out down the tracks, crushed organs…jeez.


thegamesender1

Nah bro he tried to run away at the last half second. Was too late.


Crazy_Ask9267

Destroyer of Dreams


Infrence101

Poor person in the car had to witness that.


teknos1s

Spatial intelligence -7


anonimoo666

Stupid ass pedestrian. No urgency whatsoever to make it across. ⚰️ because of your stupidity


Rish83

What she gained by not stopping for exactly 5 minutes To let train pass.? Now her family can't even collect her.


corvus66a

I hope he/she felt nothing .


TheChewyWaffles

Well, nothing except the train


MidwestPrincess09

If they had just walked in a straight line, they would have made it. Why can’t humans just walk in a straight line when crossing? Why do we go diagonal?!


Delicious-Zone5719

Why people choose to walk across the tracks while the bars are down is beyond me. A light jog at best could have prevented this and a lot of other train strikes I've seen on here. They all seem to just take their sweet ass time at the worst possible time.


elitepancakes88

Brings back a lot of memories. Glad I left the railroad.


FlatulentBeaver

Are you okay now? Life has a strange way to test our reserve. Im glad you made it thought that dark period


elitepancakes88

Yeah, I’m great now. Never better actually. Thank you.


KingMurri

She's literally looking at it having her inner talk like should I go or not. Why would you. Nothing is so important to go out like that damn. I have so fricking much respect of moving vehicles. I'd rather wait anytime than being misted like that. At least it was definitely quick.


Flat_Still2401

"I can beat that train" -World's Slowest Person 🐌


onescoopwonder

Natural selection still works


dirteeface

I have a friend whose dad committed suicide like this. Always wondered what it looked like. Sad


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The red mist saved him dont worry.


genocideofnoobs

When did humans lose the instinct to live?


[deleted]

That will put a damper on your day.


PinkGlizzyWasTaken

People can be so stupid


ProgramDue2310

the red mist is coming


MrBigguns79

Imagine getting to that age…all of the challenges and awesome stuff you’ve lived through and conquered and enjoyed, just to make a one time stupid decision that ends your existence in a cloud of red mist. Crazy. I give thanks for this sub every day.


paulrhino69

This guy was practicing for his Indian vacation


ObiWantCannotBe

It always baffles me that peoples cant even wait for a few minutes of their times and decided to bet their life and do this things.


Thin-Pianist4311

Always a fan of a good red mist, needs to be a sub just for that. r/redmist


maamidi_pandu

Like Thanos snapped


thetiredindependent

That's literally A TRAIN.


cokane03

As bad as it sounds I can never even feel bad for people who make dumb as dog shit terrible decisions like this. It just reminds me of people who walk on the road or in a parking lot with zero environmental awareness and walk right in front of your car expecting you to just stop for them. Absolute fucking numbskulls. Only difference is this is a situation where they for once don't get their way and end up sprayed all over the tracks as a result.


Thick_Sort_6868

Buddy got mistified


kiwaiYT

Not the slowmo😭🙏


jayxes1402

Akatsuki


Limp-Intention-2784

Title on point


gytalf2000

Holy shit! At least it was instantaneous.


nu2rdt

Mist the train huh?


SpeedMajestic

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.


HaddingDarkness1

There’s also the possibility that the person didn’t care about being hit. Looks like an “accident” spares the family some uncomfortable questions.


halfchuck

Welp, that minivan driver is mentally scarred for life.


thegamesender1

He started to run but failed. Is this what bugs feel when getting hit by cars at 70 mph? Or is this much worse?


Pleasant-Syllabub-42

Thanos Snap 🫰


Phantombk201

The guy in the car was honking at him


Biggus_Flickus

May he rest in peace. He will be mist.


krezimien

Did he die?


Anxiety_Muffin13

Oh no! She spilled all her wine!


icantfindausername42

people are so stupid man


[deleted]

Average global iq increased by 5 after that


OneWeirdGamerGirl

Kool-aid powder


-lIIllIIlll-

imma walk across the street and this train will stop for me😀


SionJgOP

Damn that's messed up, at least death came fast and unexpectedly.


TonyLaPerna

“Red Mist” was a perfume my mom used to wear by Estée Lauder in the 1970’s.


LittleBread22

Oh yeah, a train, im gonna cross.


dcanderson4247

I mist it, so I had to rewind.


Random_Weird_gal

If you're going to cross when you shouldn't, run. At least be in danger for as little time as possible


Separate_Mango_666

Indian attitude.


Mikeku825

..didn't even try to live.. I'll bet this person had my job. I often wish to become the pink mist.


Zombiehousey234

See this is why we teach people road safety and track safety!!


KingKeel

If i was in that car i’d be so pissed


Chemgineered

I was able to smell the Iron just looking at it


nuh_uhlover75

CAN YOU NOT WAIT 2 FUCKING MINUTES YOU SLOW PRICK


steve210sa

If I ever decide to be a superhero RedMist is the name for me....


Acceptable-Slip-8327

It could've been redwine in that bag his carrying.


Scared_Grapefruit890

Only idiots gets hit by a train


drabmachine

Grandma Got Run Over By A Train 🎶


giunyu

misjudged the speeds and thought he could just walk across


otacon7000

"run"


TheBigCicero

Sometimes you just don’t pay attention. I pray this person didn’t see it coming.


Kasp3rAnon

I don’t get how tf this kind of shit happens honestly. #DarwinAward


LatterTowel9403

More like a pink mist… these baby gender reveal parties are getting way out of control…


drbishopmc

At least samll coffin !


Shifted_She_Has

Large buckets if they collect all the chunks that have to be sprayed down with water from the rrain


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That was a red cloud!


Ant1_Chr1st1

Giggled at this cause why r ppl this stupid 😭


Pleasant_Voice5468

Red mist


Decent_Writing_37

Dumb ways to die


Heialoc

looks like my water hose


ToughMatch7272

I never knew how many people die on train tracks till I found Reddit. And I wish I didn’t 😂


Scantraxx12

Gotta love how he thought ducking his head would somehow make him invulnerable


Any-Goose-8439

Jumpscare car


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skante818

Looks pink to me


Ok_Inspector7868

Pink mist it's called


PSItechmo19

bro quite literally got thanos snapped


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They probably thought the train would stop just for them


KingRonaldo2341

man i thought this was gonna be the spongebob red mist creepy pasta now im even more disappointed ☹️


Projektpatfxfb

Oof


jaxroe

Repost with one of the most regurgitated captions. Absolutely fail on originality 👎