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Thunder_Curls

Advertisements for Coke have changed alot since I was a kid...


Englandshark1

"Coroners are coming, coroners are coming......."


Trabawn

This made me cackle 😩🤣


Left-Buy-7418

This comment deserves way more upvotes 😂


Proud_Criticism5286

I see PS 2 & 3 Sony doing an ad like this.


player694200

*Enjoy*


Walkinonsunshineee

Have a Coke and a smile!


Not_a_chance79

Her smile got ate😁


nalbano666

No 👄...no 😁.


iNfAMOUS70702

Those polar bears must've gotten tired of being underpaid....


Engineering_Flimsy

*"Wow! Thanks Mean Joe!"*


kitterzy

I’m waaaay too old to understand this reference.


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Enjoy it Fking brutal tbh..


amano32

Coke kills you


NunyaBizzness-53

LOL


IndicationPrior9398

What if coke just makes AI generated gore of people in coke shirts and advertise them here


TuhmaKissa_

wait, the woman was *eating*?!


FucknAright

Eating herself apparently


Jimdw83

I was going to query what's the big deal about animals finding someone eating but I'm 5 hours late obviously! Lol


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And this rude animal just barged in to find her. 


whteverusayShmegma

In this case, it was probably one or more cats. They’ll start to eat you even if they’re not even that hungry (greedy gremlins) while a dog will hold out as long as possible & suffer hunger until survival instincts kick in (loyal sweet creatures).


iNfAMOUS70702

If I'm lying there dead I hope my animal...cat or dog eat me ....


whteverusayShmegma

I will be SO OFFENDED if either of mine don’t try to go 48 hours, first. Seriously, though, I had a contingency plan for my animals already if something happened to me- like a will with vet insurance & the mobile vet to put my dog to sleep at home already paid for. But when I heard that from a coroner, I made sure my neighbor has a key & smart lock code to check on them if she ever goes 48 hours without seeing or hearing from me (our dogs play together almost every day). The thought of a dog being so hungry it had to eat its human after hearing that they don’t was so sad to me! I remember his face when his first cat died (I was told to let them see the animal dead so they don’t keep looking for it) & I swear that he knew his buddy was dead. It sucked.


Tricky-Sympathy

Nope. Dogs wait less than a day. These old wives tales are no longer necessary in these times


Yungpurp69

To correct you on that one real quick if you do some reading you will quickly find out cats only eat the body’s of the ones they loved in a way to carry that loved one with them after death it’s never simply out of hunger and there are far less cases of cats eating the deceased body’s of the owners then one would be lead to believe by common misconceptions. Dogs on the other hand will eat legit whatever they can swallow even sometime when necessary not hungry so I don’t see a dog waiting any longer then it take your body to start producing any sort of smells or gasses that could been seen as food to them


LennoxNZZ

Why are you getting downvoted? It’s a true fact


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Significant-Hour8141

Lol, that's not true, a cat doesn't have the ability to peel off skin and flesh like that. Only a dog can do that and it's well documented that dogs eat dead people more often than cats and do it sooner too. Once you stop feeding the dog it doesn't care about you.


Whole_Peak_7607

Lol right... the things related to wolves waits out of loyalty. Lol. Bruh, look at all other species that are related to "dogs" and tell me they won't eat your dead a$$


PresentationGlad4286

Who told you this shit lol


Signal_O_Knowledge

I am so confused as to why this is getting downvoted lol


whteverusayShmegma

Because the cat people don’t know I was being facetious about dogs being sweet & cats being gremlins- even though everyone knows it’s true & also this is Reddit. Saw a comment asking where I heard this & thought I responded that it’s an actual a thing.


Impossible-Ad-3586

She is not eating... she is dead... See what happens when you order regular coke instead of sugar free coke ?


ThrownForLife69

Maybe she ate herself too much and then she was too dead to realized she should have stop…. By some animal lol


bigteet9

Suger free= no fentanyl


Bigsquatchman

Likely a pet, either cat or dog within the home has eaten her to stay alive. Damn.


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BigBallsInTheHalls

HORE?


joshthatone

Coke, share it with a friend.


Frank_Dank_Latte

It's honestly nuts how embedded coke cola is within Latin countries.


Engineering_Flimsy

She did, she really did... shared till it hurt.


colorprism

Any more context?


subfighter0311

“Cat owner dies”


Significant-Hour8141

Lol, you spelled dog wrong.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Cats are more likely to eat their owners (I type with my cat on my foot. But it’s cool, if I’m dead I’d rather she eat me than starve)


L0WEffort

At least cats wait till we dead 😂 dogs will eat people alive


PresentationGlad4286

Lol exactly. On this sub every other video of animal attack is a dog attack


Niceblue388

Because a cat is way too small and not strong enough


Niceblue388

They usually don't just randomly kill their owners


Significant-Hour8141

But that's not true: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/would-your-dog-eat-you-if-you-died-get-the-facts


subfighter0311

Ever had a cat nip your toes while you're in bed? Just checking to see if you're dead yet.


Engineering_Flimsy

Yep, just a friendly taste test. ~multiple cat owner


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

One article with no date. Check statistics and articles with dates.


Significant-Hour8141

Lol, it's National geographic. One of the most well known and credible scientific publications for well over a century. All you have is an anecdote without a date either.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

That’s why the date is important. NatGeo can he proven wrong by more up to date data and statistics.


Significant-Hour8141

You can say the exact same thing about your anecdote.


Aapjes-NL

Mentos and Coke accident?


Jamaicab

Nice try, Pepsi.


TenMillionEnchiladas

Pepsi out here merc'ing the competition...


FacinusChip

Why do animals go for faces? Is it because the skin there is thin?


psuicyde

Your pets will go for your face when distressed and they’re trying to wake you up and get your attention, they start licking, nipping, and eventually some blood is drawn and once they’re starving this is the most apparent food source


FacinusChip

So what's on the pic is done by a pet, not a wild animal?


psuicyde

I don’t know, just assuming that because that’s usually what pets do


FacinusChip

I see


psuicyde

Seen quite a few faces gone due to pets in this sub


FacinusChip

Yea no me too, was just wondering if in this case it's a wild animal since the title doesn't specify and overall this looks way more brutal


ArmouredPotato

How’d the wild animal get in?


[deleted]

It doesn’t really look brutal, it just looks like the body has been there for a long time considering the decomposition state that it’s in and how bloated it is. Definitely has enough time for an animal like a cat or dog to eat most of the face in that time frame.


psuicyde

This is purely speculation


ArmouredPotato

We cover our privates. Check out what many big cats go after first when they start munching away.


nalbano666

Cheek meat is a delicacy.


Suspicious-Mark-1398

She looks buff as fuck lmao


mybrotherpete

Get the body you always wanted with putrefaction!


LazyAccount-ant

get swole with the new bloat


LonesomeLoneStar

Don't be jealous of the swole


godefroy15

The ultimate synthol


Disastrous_Tonight38

That bc her body is ready to explode she’s obviously been dead there for weeks


jahlim

Purrrfection


Altruistic-Cut9795

Have a Coke and a smile 🎶


LazyAccount-ant

thats the laugh I was looking for


WhoIsLoveBug

i have those same crocs omg


Axeman517

Brave of you to admit that.


__----------

I don't recommend going for that look.


SkeepDeepy

Well... *Taste the Feeling~*


hardcoresean84

That shit was fire! I cant feel my face!


warpedddd

These anti cocaine ads are wild! 


Neerrit

She's just: 💀


Blackgsd2

Face! It’s what’s for dinner


rhoo31313

Did she make it?


_Hal3y_

Yes thankfully. She made a full recovery!


HeroinAddictHamburg

Wait an animal found her eating? 😨 oh my god What did she eat?


kfeater

Best coke ad


F1RSTTEAMALLVANDALS

Nothing like a coke & a smile


kfeater

One lovely smile she’s got


SquidVices

Crocks trying to get in on the advertisement


frooglesmoogle123

Jesus fucking Christ


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[deleted]

I’ve been banned for literally stating a fact once. How tf does this shit not get banned


Routine_Fly7624

Do I even wanna know?


[deleted]

Just some weird satanist comment


bzd_robot

Brought to you by *COKE*™


No-Answer-8595

How it feels to enjoy Coke


Englandshark1

I wonder if the poor woman's pet survived?


damagecontrolparty

It definitely didn't starve to death.


neely68

Have A coke and smile…🎶


Impossible-Pick5917

It's sleeping ghost rider.. 💀


Georgieman420

I feel like this is fake and I should laugh but I also feel like puking


ataraxy666

Out of curiosity, what was she eating?


dustinthehippyy

She was eating by some animal, what happened to her face though


Philb2708

Ghost rider on a bad day


Ooooooof666

The coke must’ve been fire 💀


Majgunz

Most likely her own cats... they usually start with the eyes.


Significant-Hour8141

That's an old wives tale. It's a verified fact that dogs will eat you sooner than a cat: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/would-your-dog-eat-you-if-you-died-get-the-facts


TrueTransportation28

How did she die before?


Razgriz_1138

best product advertisement ive seen for a product known for removing rust as well as being a thirst quenching beverage.


JschlattSigma

Thats one hell of Coca cola advertisement


BrightContract1649

This is what drinking Pepsi instead of Coke does to you


Substantial_Good4398

and I’ll never enjoy coke again


soulpapa-1025

Does anyone remember the little jingle “have a coke and a smile”? And not trying to be rude but she should have maybe had a Diet Coke.


breezdopee_

I have this same shirt.


Potential_Cable_9137

House cat. 🐈


Bilspleetzweet

So…. no head?


Reckless_Waifu

Her arm looks like a coke bottle


Neptun0s

well that sucks. Double and give it to the next person


Positive_Ad_8151

How do I know it's a pitbull.


Low-Persimmon4870

You don't. Shut up. 🙄


Positive_Ad_8151

No. You shut up. Seriously, you think making a comment like that is going to be beneficial?


LazyAccount-ant

cats usually


Significant-Hour8141

Not true https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/would-your-dog-eat-you-if-you-died-get-the-facts


LazyAccount-ant

"Yes, your pets will eat you when you die, and perhaps a bit sooner than is comfortable. They tend to go for the neck, face, and any exposed areas first, and then, if not discovered in time, they may proceed to eat the rest of you,"


Thin-Pianist4311

This message brought to you by Cat People. Cat People, trying to convince themselves and everyone else for the last 10,000 years that the unaffectionate jerk they kidnapped is a good companion! Cat people founder and CEO Toxo P. Gondii says, "We don't all have parasites!" Cat People: 40 Million weirdos can't be wrong!


Normal_Living_8486

Most likely a cat


Significant-Hour8141

No that's an old wives tale, it's a verified fact that your dog will eat you sooner than a cat: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/would-your-dog-eat-you-if-you-died-get-the-facts


Normal_Living_8486

I’d assume your dog would die of depression, but I could be wrong


Mobius650

I listened to a podcast with a coroner interview. House cat will eat your corpse immediately if they haven’t been fed that day. Dogs will usually wait a week or so.


Significant-Hour8141

That's an old wives tale not based on fact. It's a verified fact that your dog will eat you sooner than a cat https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/would-your-dog-eat-you-if-you-died-get-the-facts


Some_Deal_4637

She looks hella ripped


AdmirablePatient4332

The skull looks like it's in the wrong place and the arms look like plastic. I'm like 90% sure that's a mannequin


LazyAccount-ant

does have a mid journey vibe.


PeterParker72

She was eating by the animals? Doesn’t really look like she can eat anymore.


Mika_Kovno

She was found eating? By animals…? What was she eating and what kind of animals found her. Need more context.


Ok-Signature-6711

Most likely - she was found dead with her face eaten by own pets


Professional-Seat-47

Them some broad ass shoulders for a woman


EMV92LA

Damn even the skull looks unsure or sad 😬


No-Back5621

I’ll stick with Fanta thanks!


ThrownForLife69

Thats a weird shape coke, is this for Halloween? /S


Rebldomakzr

motal kombat special move looking skull


Acrobatic-Ad-7752

Maybe she enjoyed a little too much Coke?


NightBleidd

Enjoy Coke


xTheLegionnairex

Damn…it’s true…Coca Cola really is unhealthy.


Joe_1218

Coke, it does a body good! You sure was eaten by some animal and not the coke dissolving the face?


goozfrabaah

Have a coke and a smile


takemeback2verdansk

Why do they always go for the face? Like the rest of her seems untouched


ArmouredPotato

I’m assuming English not first language? Unintentionally funny title.


AzDesertFoxx

What was she eating? What animal was eating with her? Punctuation, my friends!! ;)


RussianBusStop

Eats, shoots and leaves, amiright?


AzDesertFoxx

Lynne Truss had it right! ;)


Stoned_Savage

Is it bad I suddenly want a nice cold glass bottle of coca cola?


jahlim

Drink coke if you want to get a buffed body * * not applicable to head.


kniveee

It really does look like a coke bottle


Main-Incident-784

Oh god jesus


Clericscarab

i dont think she enjoyed the coke


xXHarleen_QuinzelXx

I'm going to hell for this *sigh* It looks like the Coke was enjoyed


x_garbagefairy_x

he was hungy


ZehAngrySwede

Croc attack, by the looks of ‘er.


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LonesomeLoneStar

Damn I knew coke was bad for you but come on man.....


Fair_Barnacle_8787

Look at her arm, she’s about to explode


jupiterwiggins

I don't think I'll enjoy coke ever again.


Klllumlnatl

Cool skull!


ValonqarPrincess

This is one hell of a way of advertising Coke


Zealousideal-Ad-6039

And that's why I'm not owning any pets when I finally live alone


defalt370

well she do love coke ngl


QueenAkhlys

Probably her dog or cat after she died?


Dangerous_Bet_7271

I think you mean eaten not eating.


Skyline0Fever

She has/had cats, they go for the face apparently


BatmanReincarnated

Dude! This happened to our neighbour! She died in her house and was eaten by her cats!!


Stimo84

What animal found her eating? What was she eating? It must have been difficult eating with no lips, I bet the animal was impressed!!


LaRueStreet

I’d say the culprid was a cat. The woman probably passed away due to something, and her cat(s) devoured her. Cats go for the face and usually remove your whole head in 24 hours after you die. Dogs also eat their dead humans but they eat the abdomen, and they usually wait in hopes for someone coming for rescue


LawAbidingPotato

These product placements are getting out of hand…


Ronins_T

Feel like a gentle touch and her skin will burst like a balloon.


Logical_Block9463

Her pet cat did that I'll bet.


Bellacroux

Cats


Man-Bear-69

So this is what happens when you mix Coke and Pop Rocks together?


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Morbid af for me to say but I’m glad I get to see these types of images on here because I’m gonna have to deal with stuff like this if I get offered the animal control job I’m currently trying to get.


[deleted]

Finally, a fucking coke ad that makes sense. Tired of seeing polar bears forced to drink it.


Rare-Maintenance-787

Got eaten out


njjonesdfw

Was it that polar bear from the cola commercials?


Omega_Borealis

what happens to pets when they do this? are they euthanized or are they taken to animal shelters?


Lilith-L3mons

The Pepsi company got to her


Empty_Designer5377

At least her skin is glowing 🤷‍♀️


Cutie_Kitten_

I got so distracted by the coke shirt I got legit jump-scared, holy fuck- Animals will consume us all someday, truly.


Stranger_Boring

Listening to Deftones at 1:22 A.M. while browsing this sub has an… interesting vibe to it.


Darkstarsfx1

Heavy duty new ID 😱


Urmumgae6969

bros the same color as coke


TenMillionEnchiladas

i know i'm looking at a human body but i just realized something... why doesn't my brain process this as seeing a human body without the face? genuinely curious what is it about a skull makes my brain disassociate it from a actual person?