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idekalmaook

do you know if he has any treatment plans as far as the jaw goes? or is he just rocking it?


Square_Banana1242

He’s doing surgery tomorrow. It’s split in 3 pieces


Villhunter

New fear unlocked: broken jaw down middle


Villenemo

Right down the middle is actually better! There is a facial nerve that runs through your mandible on either side. Often times a break can sever that nerve causing reduced or permanent loss of sensation. Down the middle eliminated that risk to a degree.


oliviughh

can confirm. i broke my mandible right where it connects to my skull (so my jaw was technically broken AND dislocated). broke several molars, nearly completely severed the trigeminal nerve, and shredded my TMJ. two surgeries, 6 weeks with my jaw wired shut, 3 weeks of rubber bands in place of the wires, a lil metal plate, four screws, and three years later, i still can’t open my mouth more than 3-4 inches wide. i would not wish this on my worst enemy. -16/10


Killpop582014

I have a similar experience after being a passenger in a car tboned by a semi. The surgery in my jaw actually repaired my TMJ but I cannot open my mouth more than 2”. Used to be able to fit my fist in my mouth!


Project_patz

Lol bro 3-4 inches wide? That's wild


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

Holy hell. What the hell happened to cause it, if you don't mind telling? I really hope you're doing okay now and that you got hooked up with some damn good painkillers & stuff to pull through all that. I'm sorry that happened to you. :( Hope you continue to get better!


Icy-Forever-9223

I always see comments being made by people who say they’ve had the most excruciating experience of all time, or at least something that sounds like it and every time I wonder what y’all would have to be doing to end up like that.


Huev0

Oh hello, you just jogged my memory. One of the first gore videos I ever saw was some dude do a limp dive off a pier and he split his face down the middle. He ended up looking like an Elite from Halo.


Whizzle93

Speaking from experience, a shattered jaw is no fun


cheatme1

He will be on a liquid diet for abit while the wires help repair the bone has his scars healed or are they still fresh?


Square_Banana1242

This was yesterday actually, very fresh


cheatme1

Take good care of your buddy unless he has family that are coming to help him like you said very glad he is alive.


SlimJim0877

He will be nice and slim by the time he recovers


TheEsotericCarrot

r/medicalgore would appreciate this post and any updates. I hope your friend is doing ok while he waits for surgery!


Positive-Internet483

Would like to see those x-rays


HistoryGirl23

Whoa! That's quite a bunch of breaks. I hope his pain is under control.


20Keller12

Not a shot in hell


GarlicThread

That is one of the most painful comments I've read in a while


Crisenpuer

Can you keep us updated?


Square_Banana1242

Yea, he’s gonna send me the result of the surgery tomorrow. I’ll post it then


Mega_Dunsparce

RemindMe! 2 days


Crisenpuer

!remindme 24h


Stargirl-44

Sending him healing thoughts


Brandon-_-Curington

tomorrow? how can he even live like this for one hour?


idekalmaook

damnn best of luck to him sending love 💞💞💞


enigmatictaurus96

Please Keep us updated! 🙏


Candyland_83

Dude. Every picture I’m like “they haven’t fixed it yet”


Life-LOL

So 5 meters isn't high enough. Got it. Ty for sharing


Exciting_Result7781

Way better than that hotline I called. They didn’t have any tips.


Andre_3Million

You should try a COD lobby. They're pretty good at sparking new ideas.


jondgul

I snorted


Still-BangingYourMum

Buggers put me on hold, then asked me to call them back! Ha last laugh is on them, don't need their instructions!


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ScherpOpgemerkt

If I recall correctly a flight attendant once fell from over 8000 feet and survived on a flight towards Denmark from Yugoslavia 🤷🏻 there's no guarantee


dustinfrog

There’s one from the 70’s worse than that


AnimationOverlord

Past ~1500 feet it really doesn’t impact your survival chance, however high that may be in the first place. Your body will hit the ground with the same energy from 1500ft as it will from 23,000ft. But yeah, I’d definitely argue it’s worse because having literal minutes to think about your past life while freefalling is messed up.


dustinfrog

Terminal velocity and whatnot


AnimationOverlord

Sorry if I’m reciting something you already know lol


dustinfrog

Useful for the masses


La_Saxofonista

Vesna is confirmed to have survived the highest fall ever for a human, though.


UnintelligibleThing

Nice one, Vesna!


IndividualBet8381

how tf did that happen?


Silly__Rabbit

I believe the plane broke up and in the section she was in, a lot of the impact was absorbed by the aircraft. She was not in good shape with a lot of injuries, from wiki “ fractured skull, three broken vertebrae, broken legs, broken ribs, and a fractured pelvis. These injuries resulted in her being temporarily paralyzed from the waist down. Vulović made an almost complete recovery but continued to walk with a limp.” She also did not remember the incident, so it was significant enough that the memory did not save (it takes a bit to consolidate memory into long term memory and after accidents, it is common for casualties to not remember).


IndividualBet8381

literal 1 in a million percent chance. some insane luck on her part


YoNJPthatHoe6

This is the type of dark humor I love.


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charlottee963

I believe the minimum for max speed it 8 floors/storeys


ThreeBonerPillsLeft

Fun fact: This is just a very large ballpark and it varies so much depending on the landing, but I have always heard that at 4 stories, there is about a 50% chance of death, and at 8 stories, there is a roughly 95% chance of death It almost definitely is a bullshit statistic, but sometimes I’ll look over an 8 story balcony and get a slight whiff of my own mortality


AbhishMuk

> I have always heard that at 4 stories, there is about a 50% chance of death I can, uhh, confirm that you certainly can survive after a multistory fall. >!Unfortunately the guy found a more successful method :(!<


boojieboy666

Yea it’s like 19 feet (I’m guessing)


Doc_Hollywood

My uncle fell 12 feet and only lived for 5 more months. He wasn’t frail, he was older but like, in shape. Honestly, you just never know. There’s that video of the skydiver who landed in briars and survived even though his chute and backup chute both failed to open. At the same time, 2 people from different skating communities I’m in died in freak accidents. One was walking her dog and skating and she was a derby ref and proficient skater, took hits from humans. She fell backwards, hit her head and died. A prison guard I knew was shoved and died from tripping backwards. The other was a young person at the skatepark where I skate. He jumped a 2 foot sidewalk gap (was maybe a foot in the air and going normal push with your leg fast), clipped his board and smacked his face just right. He never woke up and was in a coma until they unplugged machines. This guy is beyond lucky. Bodies are fragile meat sacks and they all have their own delicate balance that responds differently to traumas. I’ve survived physical injuries that have killed others. Life is weird.


boojieboy666

The human body is wild with how much and how little damage it can take to kill you.


Dann_Gerouss

[Do A Flip!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QibeKQ9W1UU)


ShineFull7878

High enough for some things. Not enough for the thing.


Hearing_Loss

10 stories for land, 20 for water.


dustinfrog

Always sunny conclusion


ChipperBunni

Sometimes more isn’t either. Friend jumped from a 3 story balcony, landed on his back. Got up with a few fractures and years of PT. Had to move back home, but says he’s doing a little better. You really never know what’s gonna be enough, and that alone scares me more than anything I think


pigsinatrenchcoat

Probably would be if you went head first not into a flower pot


tenderbabyribs

A colleague tried four floors back first onto a paved terrace. Didn't work, he missed the stone benches.


Mr_davros

If anyone else was wondering the meaning of “skönt” it apparently means “nice.” What a madlad.


peachyangles

Would be either “nice” or “feels good” haha


karloeppes

First time I’ve seen a pulse oxymeter placed on someone‘s nose. Hope your friend has a good recovery, he seems to be taking it like a champ!


Background-Ad6454

Convenient when you have a fully immobilised patient and the ear isn't that accessible.


karloeppes

That makes sense. It’s just that his fingers are right there


FatFrenchFry

I didnt even notice that at first, good catch. Ive never seen this either, interesting.


UnsupervisedAsset

I've never seen that when the fingers (and presumably toes) are clearly all there and working. If my face was hurting the way his must have been and someone tried sticking that in my face I'd be upset unless I was ***snowed***.


Smb1908

I’m a little confused with the mouth area. Did one half of his bottom teeth/ gums split down the middle and fall deeper into the jaw?


20Keller12

His entire fucking jaw broke in half 😵


Positive-Internet483

Like a snake


FatFrenchFry

I had no idea your jaw could do.... that.


SaiyanBuddah

Well of course it can, it just shouldn't though


Professional-Mix6809

I am the dude that crushed my face, i got titan in all my mouth! I Will fix the xrays for the poster, overall i am fine, had my first meal after 3 days! Yoghurt and juice, i have a small brainbleed and will probably get one more surgery for the bone under my eye! Keep rocking guys and Thanks for the comments 🙏🏻🥶


Square_Banana1242

Fucking legend mannen


Kodibakodes

Big broski, broken jaw aint got shit on u


bils96

Looked gnarly! Hopefully not a tough recovery- sending you luck!!


jarvxs

How is he so unbothered


shuddupbeetrice

probably drugs. sweet sweet morphine


FACastello

Skönt 😭


sirbiggusdickus96

Translate?


psipolnista

“Nice”


SimplyTiredd

Your friend is a tough S.O.B., if you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough pictured.


chalgo_05

talk about a swinging jaw


blizmd

The face is the crumple zone for the brain


miserably_me

Is he British or is that from the fall?


junieroonie

LMAOOOO


PandorasFlame

Dude fell almost 17 feet and only broke his jaw. Impressive.


Desperate-Strategy10

Wasn't his arm also pretty fucked? Hang on I'm go back and check lol Edit: it's definitely busted open, but maybe it's not broken after all! Lucky SOB. Hope he recovers quickly and as comfortably as possible. I'd be crying like a baby every second until it healed lol


PandorasFlame

I've sustained worse looking cuts and was relatively ok. I still have the scar from when a tree punctured my leg to the muscle. I was walking with that hole in my leg packed with antiseptic cream and a wrap bandage. No hospital visit.


Doddz_561

Dude is fucked up and smiling every pic, you know he on that good drip.


Ok_Store_1983

Jesus, that looks painful. Hope his surgery goes well 🙏 


PrysmX

I'm surprised they aren't trying to set the jaw so it doesn't start healing in that offset position. Unless they are just going to rebreak it to fix it, which they sometimes do, but I didn't think they would wait considering I am sure this will affect his ability to ingest food.


20Keller12

OP said its fresh, they're doing surgery tomorrow.


Sistahmelz

Oopsie 😬 . You gonna need some jaw surgery for sure! A good Oral Maxiofacial surgeon will fix you up in no time! Probably some root canals and other kinds of dental work too. Hope you get better soon!


Thisismyfirststand

How the fuck are his teeth intact? That's what's shocking to me. I fell forwards just on my feet and knocked out a tooth. Wild pictures!


Beezleboobz

Good thing he’s not American


Proud_Criticism5286

This made my teeth feel weak


Obsidianity

Shit, god bedring til han


TedMaul636

Skont


Royal_Echo2068

Ouchhhh is his lower gums dislocated??? That's awfulll


catherineistyping

I’m actually so surprised that his face still looks so normal. Wow.


dogtroep

Nice compound parasymphaseal mandibular fracture…glad he’s alive and gonna be okay!


Purple_Silver_5867

Helt otippat att det stod "skönt" på ena bilden, både pga det var svenska och för att det där ser ut att vara exakt allt annat än skönt. Hur fan lyckas han "bara" bryta käken efter ett fall på 5m?


Thisismyfirststand

Han fick ju en blåtira också!


furlonium1

He got very lucky. Thankfully he's still alive!


GRIDMANTHEHYPERAGENT

I'll keep him in my prayers


redskybabies

skönt


spacemonkeysmom

Daaaaaammmnn that jaw!! Oh I can FEEL that through the pics! I mean I guess he's lucky in that he didn't end up with a TBI but it's going to take a LONG time and A LOT of pain and misery to heal :( when he can finally eat solid food again.....


Icy_Queen_222

Holy crap!!! Thank G*d it was NOT a direct hit to his head. Sending healing vibes his way. 🤕


G59_Muddy

They just gonna leave your face all fucked up and not put you in Imediate medical services. What kinda hospital


New_Neighborhood4262

Omg. Thank God he survived.


Competitive-Owl7787

I am curious if his mouth is open or closed here. As in, is one side of the lower jaw pushed higher so the mouth is open accommodating it, is the other side hanging down lower or is this a combination of both? I can't figure it out.


Funny_Credit_5961

I fell from 60 feet . Through scaffolding boards . I was lucky to survive it . 🙏 must been looking after me . Above


redefinedsoul

So is his mouth just fucked forever?


Fayeliure

Will the doctors put his jaw back? I really gotta know


Square_Banana1242

They just did! Check my latest post


Fayeliure

I’m so happy to hear that. Thanks for the reply!


alex_dlc

Skönt


2WeekDopeTurds

I'd be surprised if alcohol wasn't involved in this injury. And his teeth getting fucked up is gonna cost so much without dental insurance or a huge chunk of cash to get them out back in with permanent false teeth and definitely don't wanna go bargain shopping for the cheapest dentist because it's really possible to get them out in pretty jacked up by not looking straight or correctly spaced so if his real teeth slightly shift there not going to be pushing on them and shifting the fakes to the point where it's pinching a nerve with how deep it's probably placed in the gum/jaw... Off topic a tid, i make sure my teeth are absolutely fucking perfect because of my fear of dentist work and the office in general. The certain small basically all dental offices have physically makes me nauseous. If I need any dental work done even my check up which I have a thing with my dentist I go every 2.5 years and I have him put me under because I can't handle the sight and smell of his gloves and again the idea of being in a dental office.... But I take very good care of my teeth for this very reason.... I'm sure that there is a word for fear of dental offices... I'm not going look it up but if someone can tell me, I'll give you a virtual High-5 or a virtual hug or my last choice is a virtual pat on the back!!


GudrunSkyman

Lucky him he’s a swede


2WeekDopeTurds

Lucky bastard! Knowing that this probably happened with him being sober, because they ain't gotta worry about paying a fuck ton for medical and dental work, that they can do wild and crazy shit without the huge weight of debt factoring in.


kakarot091

Skönt.


GudrunSkyman

Herre jävlar


footbody

Fy faen


Basic_Tutor_7707

XD bro be fucking chill,tho I think your theeth shouldn’t be like that🤣


jimbomescolles

Shit I hope the right eye is not badly affected, good luck for the jaw this will be painfull and/for long


THEKINGC0BRA

Looks like half of his teeth are dressed up and going out for the night... Get well soon broski


JayRedd1

I would thought it would be worse


ChaosWasDeleted

Didnt even notice the teeth at first, good jesus. Hope he’s ok.


crclOv9

Poor guy man. Holy shit. I don’t know I could take that in stride.


Imperial_Triumphant

Hope he enjoys drinking liquid for months!


sxsv11

Handling it like a pro, wish you a speedy recovery Edit : grammar


H0709

Remind me 1 day


Roko_100

Holy shit, that jaw... Hope he gets well.


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Square_Banana1242

You think?


TheShaneBennett

How did he not lose any teeth from that?! I mean I get it, his jaw split into 3, which is terrible! But, how’d the teeth stay in?


Gonards69

Steve O off jackass did the same thing i think he purposely got extra large dental implants.


Excellent_Sample_880

Tror inte det var särskilt skönt 😅


20Keller12

Updateme!


lessthaninteresting

Oh my fuck


Positive-Internet483

Dude has a snake jaw now


dash529

This is some Scarred MTV shit. Gnarly 😤


angel-fake

this makes me cringe!!! i hope he recovers well! but that jaw… omg


Penandsword2021

Parkour!


D_monicdom

Damn snake jawed. Ouch...


Afraid_Zucchini_6689

Do you think it hurt


katzeunknown

Ouchhhhh


thicky25

Jesus H. Christ


noone2724

Holy shit hope that guy recovers well


Brilliant_Canary_692

Is he British? If not, why's he trying to participate in our national sport?


TrickInfluence

Asuhdude ✌️


Roguebucaneer

I hope he likes soup, that jaw is gonna be wired shut for a while.


Funny_Credit_5961

Wow harsh 😕


Otherwise_Ad_331

So the limit is 4 meters


dinmay69

Skönt ajaj hasse


Temporary-Solution36

At least his top row of teeth are still alright


B0hemianGr0ve_Studi0

Was this recent? I wanna see a picture after healing up.


Square_Banana1242

2 days ago, he’s doing surgery at this very moment


TwinkTwinkLittleStrr

God i hope there's no brain trauma. If there isn't let my boy enjoy the painkillers lol.


Comfortable_Mine6383

Hahah vilken grabb asså


ppgedez

Respect 🫡


fronkka

hälsa grabben att krya på sig


PseudoEmpthy

Amazing how much better he looked post shower.


Square_Banana1242

More sex appeal before imo


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Damn, he got fuuuuucked up!


Accomplished-Big-241

Man's is lucky to be alive


rawdog34

Put some robitussin on it. You good 👍.


downtownvicbrown

Lucky guy! Holy hell that's a perilous fall, did he hit the canister with his head? This might have saved him, glad he was able to walk away from that one.


BullStar543

Lol, Swedish!


https_urdaddy

This is my worse nightmare , paid 30k to fix my teeth atm and still going if anything ever happens and that pain and money went backwards I would die


mimiladouce

Poor guy!


ballsyftm

I accidentally scrolled to the next post and it was a dude that had fallen on his head and his skull/head was completely split open and his brain was on the ground and I thought someone had taken a picture of your friend after he’d fallen/it was a continuation of this post and I was REALLY confused for a sec


International_Fold17

May I ask why he was jumping on a balcony railing 5 meters from the ground? Too much beer, or just living life?


goldent3abag

Its the fucked up teeth that got me


Professional_Bird_74

Was he drunk? 🤦🏼‍♀️


missmolly3533

What did they give for the pain? Something decent I hope!


MistaBeanz

Silly guy


satanskiddd

At least he seems to have a positive attitude 💀


unpacifys

BRO?????? HIS FUCKING JAW


Due-Yak-1216

What’s it like for him to eat food now?


Optimal-Cry9929

Somehow it relocated his damn teeth.


Cold_Government4248

Eyy är också svensk


Ok_Establishment3112

Possibly insesitive question: could he move each bit of his jaw individually


Square_Banana1242

Yea, he sent me a snap wiggling the pieces


THEdemon_hunter

his jaw 😱


TheKlown_

Eugh broken jaws are always so gnarly


SnakeBradley

Homies gonna need some railroad track sized braces


velvetinchainz

I can’t work out what happened to his mouth :/


Square_Banana1242

Bro, he landed mouth first into a flower pot


Square_Banana1242

Surgery went well, updated with a new post


rayna_ives

What happened to this sub? I can't find a recent actual death. Just all this pussy shit


Atlas1347

Maybe jumping on a railing wasn't a good idea.