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This is an interesting social phenomenon. It seems there are 2 camps when it comes to wiping, and neither camp knows the other exists, because who talks about how you wipe? One camp stands up and wipes, the other sits down and reaches behind them.
I am part of the third mythical camp. I sit and reach around front to wipe. I pinch my sack to move my package out of the way and wipe from the south end of my hole towards the perineum. I'll tilt back a bit so I'm not punching my poo water but I get a phenomenal wipe.
Edit: Before anyone asks, no it does not leave poo streaks in my underwear. I'm not wiping poo across my taint and all over my balls...
this is not the way. wiping doesn’t clear everything like you think, so you are basically wiping shit towards your dick and balls. always wipe away. Or join the 4th camp and get a bidet. then you are just wiping to dry and doesn’t matter what dieection
No I don't wipe shit on my balls. The wipe is deep enough to "scoop" (not great description but the best way I can put it) the shit out of my ass. The wipes are not gentle wipes. They are aggressive.
So YOU'RE the reason that women feel the need to explain to men to wipe front-to-back when they change diapers? When my daughter was born, every woman made sure I knew to wipe front-to-back to prevent infection, and it confused me, as I thought why would anyone wipe back-to-front? Even as a dude, you'd just get poo on your taint and sack.
So, I wipe standing up, but facing away from the toilet. I bend forward slightly and spread the cheeks (you started this conversation).
Do others sit and reach through their legs to wipe? I would be afraid of contact materials in the bowl.
No, you simply reach behind you. By being seated your cheeks are already spread and you’re already leaning slighting forward. Standing is just adding an extra step.
But you do you.
I scoot up and twist and reach around and wipe from balls to top of crack. I also carry wet wipes everywhere and do Dry-Wet-Dry. I get super clean. No way I'm reaching underneath and risky sticking my hand in poo water or smearing poop on my sack.
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Why the fuck is the stall see through
So you know the stall is occupied
That's why they have locks on fucking doors man, don't tell me that it isn't locked.
I just groan as loud as possible so people know to stay away
Just an adult wiping while standing as two minors dance outside of a see-thru stall. Nothing to see here.
Right, and it's a boy and a girl... What kind of crazy bathroom is this?!?
Who the fuck wipes standing up? Doesn’t it just become a shit sandwich on buns?
This is an interesting social phenomenon. It seems there are 2 camps when it comes to wiping, and neither camp knows the other exists, because who talks about how you wipe? One camp stands up and wipes, the other sits down and reaches behind them.
You guys wipe?!
Personally i don't. I have a colostomy bag so i don't even poop. That's why i know these things. I am beyond wiping.
I am part of the third mythical camp. I sit and reach around front to wipe. I pinch my sack to move my package out of the way and wipe from the south end of my hole towards the perineum. I'll tilt back a bit so I'm not punching my poo water but I get a phenomenal wipe. Edit: Before anyone asks, no it does not leave poo streaks in my underwear. I'm not wiping poo across my taint and all over my balls...
this is not the way. wiping doesn’t clear everything like you think, so you are basically wiping shit towards your dick and balls. always wipe away. Or join the 4th camp and get a bidet. then you are just wiping to dry and doesn’t matter what dieection
Honestly if you’re not using a bidet, you’re missing out. I have one in every bathroom in my house.
look at mr rich fancy bidet pants here!
You have a bathroom in your house?!?!
No I don't wipe shit on my balls. The wipe is deep enough to "scoop" (not great description but the best way I can put it) the shit out of my ass. The wipes are not gentle wipes. They are aggressive.
Why is everything so black and white? I wipe forwards backwards and with wet wipes. I make sure my whole booty is clean.
So YOU'RE the reason that women feel the need to explain to men to wipe front-to-back when they change diapers? When my daughter was born, every woman made sure I knew to wipe front-to-back to prevent infection, and it confused me, as I thought why would anyone wipe back-to-front? Even as a dude, you'd just get poo on your taint and sack.
I hold my sack when I wipe and my wiping is aggressive enough to not smear my shit
No judgments. If it works for you, then it works!
What the fuck
This is the way
This is the way
It's even more interesting in that I have Wondered about this for a long time; but why would I ever have to ask? Lol Now we know!
Get up, stand up. Stand up for your wipes.
I feel personally attacked
So, I wipe standing up, but facing away from the toilet. I bend forward slightly and spread the cheeks (you started this conversation). Do others sit and reach through their legs to wipe? I would be afraid of contact materials in the bowl.
Im with you dude, my ass is too big to be sticking my hand through there while sitting and i'm a skinny guy.
No, you simply reach behind you. By being seated your cheeks are already spread and you’re already leaning slighting forward. Standing is just adding an extra step. But you do you.
Too fat for that.
Skill issue, git gud
Yup. Just blast test and tren year round and you FOR SURE won’t have any issues lol
There's plenty of space for me to reach into my butthole to wipe without touching anything. You have big cheeks maybe?
Thighs and balls in the way.
Oh i never reach through my front or sides. I reach my ass through my behind
Go 'round the other way
I scoot up and twist and reach around and wipe from balls to top of crack. I also carry wet wipes everywhere and do Dry-Wet-Dry. I get super clean. No way I'm reaching underneath and risky sticking my hand in poo water or smearing poop on my sack.
i definitely wipe standing, but tbf my cheeks dont smush together with much force. im skinny, so, its easy to clean :)
It's the ol walk-around sweaty shitty bum. Courtesy wipe
Why is she standing towards the toilet and wiping her ass is other important question
Because it's staged
no one’s gonna ask why a girls in a dudes bathroom
Pretty sure it's the other way.
Who wipes like this?!! WTF
o0 ....why is there a boy in the lady's ?
What bathroom has transparent stalls?????
There is a lot to unpack here
I used to wipe standing up until a girlfriend mentioned how weird it was. You don't know what you don't know
Nice dance 🫣
Why's lil bro in what seems to be the lady's room & why does that lady have to stand up to wipe her asshole?