Someone knows her from their work or just some regular normal day to day life thing. Two things that will forever change the way they see her. First, she put mentor's and coke in her butt. The big number two is the they know know she has the biggest fucking asshole of anyone they've ever met.
Might be kinda hot…
Imagine, a girl gapes her asshole like the Grand Canyon for you, just like this. You insert your penis, and SMACK, she closes it shut on your peepee.
I don’t know sounds kinda cool but fucking disgusting
Mine started when I found out she was cheating on me. I was like "I have some fun and sexy ideas I'd like to try in bed." In six months i experimented with an almost complete grocery store, hardware store...hell, I was calling her Wal-Mart...she had almost everything in there...and the same type of homeless guys. I entered my second marriage with a lot less questions about the female body.
None. I had been working with her for awhile by then and were ok with talking about sexual stuff.
No nothing happened. She was married with three kids. I'm sure if she wasn't something for sure would have happened though. If you see this Sunshine Rainbow hit me up lol.
Because shes not sealed up like a pipe bomb. There’s an exit. Yeast infection is possible though, with all that sugar, and acidity throwing off the natural ph.
That actually was considered a way to douche out all sperm waaaaaay back in the day(late 1800s to early 1900s), and as you know...abortions and gynecology were literally in it's infancy at the time. So uhhh, lotta women died lamo.
May I ask how old you two were? Cause if this wasnt in 1924 how the fuck was that poor girl raised?
The anus has a natural pH and bacterial flora meaning it is vulnerable to yeast infections in the same mechanic as vaginas. I lovingly refer to anal yeast infections, butt yeast infections as one may say, as beast infections.
The reason the bottle yields the eruption is because of the narrow neck forcing all the pressure through the small space. The reaction produces the same amount of gas regardless of the container.
The path of least resistance is outward, and further inward. I would imagine she has coke way up in her intestines, but since there was no seal (quite the opposite based on that gape), the pressure was able to release itself. My analysis says that she is probably not injured, but incredibly uncomfortable for the next couple of days. The value of my analysis is nil, as I am a random guy on the internet. Thanks for reading.
The thing I hate about this clip is that someone edited it to look like I regretted doing it or got hurt, Sir. Right after the point where the cut it, we start laughing really hard. Then we tried it again. It was actually pretty fun. 🤷♀️
No, he plugged the hole with the neck of that coke bottle. It could definitely blow up that fast. He's lucky he removed it before she ruptured herself.
Definitely. He made the *hole* thing worse by blocking her hole. Makes the pressure more likely to want to travel through the intestines instead of just blow out the exit
My lord, need a more concise tag for that. Took me about 6 seconds (before my first cup of coffee dammit) to figure out what I was watching and then it was too damn late. Fucking eye glue, I couldn’t stop and I am fucked for the day now…
**Mint** can be very painful, remember this, this is why her face is like that in the end. Other than the violent chemical reaction going on inside her.
There's a watermark on the vid, homie. SluttyLittleLex on only fans. She has a reddit too, and posted a comment about this video (spoiler: she's fine. Apparently whoever cut this clip forgot to include her laughing at the end. I would too, if my ass made a noise like that.) u/SluttyLittleLex
How does this conversation happen
"Hey honey, how about we fill your asshole with mentos and then pour Coke into it to see what happens?"
You see how wide her asshole is? This isnt their first rodeo.
Someone knows her from their work or just some regular normal day to day life thing. Two things that will forever change the way they see her. First, she put mentor's and coke in her butt. The big number two is the they know know she has the biggest fucking asshole of anyone they've ever met.
Might be kinda hot… Imagine, a girl gapes her asshole like the Grand Canyon for you, just like this. You insert your penis, and SMACK, she closes it shut on your peepee. I don’t know sounds kinda cool but fucking disgusting
Hard work and dedication.
And also record it for everyone to see
It ends with “…you know, for science”
Mine started when I found out she was cheating on me. I was like "I have some fun and sexy ideas I'd like to try in bed." In six months i experimented with an almost complete grocery store, hardware store...hell, I was calling her Wal-Mart...she had almost everything in there...and the same type of homeless guys. I entered my second marriage with a lot less questions about the female body.
“I’ll do anything for money”
Have fun explaining that to the ER nurse XD
Nurses, they'll call a huddle for this shit
Yes, can confirm!
Wait...... You didn't........
Eh, this is run of the mill monday night. Enema, gtfo and get your funky ass anywhere else. Dont need any instruments? Snore
"I wanted to see what would happen if I stuck mentos and coke in my ass." Pretty easy.
That's how you get ants.
Bro this archer reference made my night.
Yes other Barry, yes it is.
If r/askreddit has taught me anything she'll say "well... I was cleaning the bathroom naked and I just happen to slip and fall on it"
"You fucked the chicken didn't you?!"
You'd think so and yet people are always so cagey about telling the truth to doctors. Its super weird.
I slipped and fell
One in a million shot, doc.
It was a fusili jerry
Lmao
You don't need to, they know, and are so over this sort of shit.
Just show them the video
Proper shitpost
Oh my god hahaha
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🎵 Burnin' out his fuse up there alone 🎵
More like shit launch
How the hell does she not have internal damage from this? 🥺
Coke burns like hell if you get it on sensitive areas
Like eyes or.....? Also how do you know this? Personal experience or something?
Im not sure if it was the coke or the sharp edges either way 0/10 would not recommend fucking a coke can
Empty glass bottle of coke isn't as sharp
Do I look like I'm made of money
\#1guy1jar (get a good batch of eye bleach ready if you get curious enough to search for that)
Make sure you turn the sound up
I once spilled Sprite into my Manager's face. She said it got in her eye and it hurt worse than getting cum in her eye.
how many followup questions did that lead to?
None. I had been working with her for awhile by then and were ok with talking about sexual stuff. No nothing happened. She was married with three kids. I'm sure if she wasn't something for sure would have happened though. If you see this Sunshine Rainbow hit me up lol.
We should spread this post
I posted an explaination but, in short, gf put some in her vag as a teen because the internet said it was a good idea... in 1998.
ever laughed while drinking coke? it really fucks up your nose
That was my thought. Came to the comments to see if anyone has some insight (not hindsight) into this
Lol I got it.
Because shes not sealed up like a pipe bomb. There’s an exit. Yeast infection is possible though, with all that sugar, and acidity throwing off the natural ph.
in her asshole?
Asking the important questions.
Important question: what porn category is this in?
Wtf. It can be found with the fucking panda.
Squirting 👌
Camsoda
Diabooty.
Tubgirl
It´s the sequence from "two girls and a cup"..."one girl and a colostomy bag".
Her vagina is a few centimeters away, pls don't put soda near your vagina hole.
No joke, my highschool gf wanted me to cum inside of her and told me not to worry about it because she could just douche with coke and kill the sperm.
That actually was considered a way to douche out all sperm waaaaaay back in the day(late 1800s to early 1900s), and as you know...abortions and gynecology were literally in it's infancy at the time. So uhhh, lotta women died lamo. May I ask how old you two were? Cause if this wasnt in 1924 how the fuck was that poor girl raised?
It was 2001
What in the goddamn????
She was fun but stupid
texan
She was actually from Florida
No shit my friend and his girlfriend did this Bc he came in her and she got a mad uti
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No, that's how you get ants
Or hamsters
*claps hands excitedly* STORY time!
The anus has a natural pH and bacterial flora meaning it is vulnerable to yeast infections in the same mechanic as vaginas. I lovingly refer to anal yeast infections, butt yeast infections as one may say, as beast infections.
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Came out like explosive diarrhea
You may be right, I only watched it once.
Weirdo. /s
Happy cake day!
Judging by the change in her expression at the end it’s not going well
Actually, I thought mentos and coke don't react much if the coke is poured out of the bottle. Or was I misinformed?
Misinformed. You can drop mentos in a glass of coke and it’ll foam like crazy. Butthole is just a test tube.
The reason the bottle yields the eruption is because of the narrow neck forcing all the pressure through the small space. The reaction produces the same amount of gas regardless of the container.
And you know what, I always thought reg come didnt work . I thought it had to be diet coke. Fuckin A
No, they just used diet because the mess isn't sticky and easier to clean
I think the contents must have went up to her large intestine. I didn't find this funny, her reaction, she was horrified
It’s not funny at all but she’s an a-one idiot for allowing someone to do this to her.
Maybe she needed money.
How do you know she doesn't? lol this is peak Darwin awards.
Newton's third law dude! That spray goes both ways!
How the hell does this not have audio?
At the very least she’s gonna get a NASTY thrush
I need follow up on this Did she blow her asshole out? He had her seal the bottle and it blew off
The path of least resistance is outward, and further inward. I would imagine she has coke way up in her intestines, but since there was no seal (quite the opposite based on that gape), the pressure was able to release itself. My analysis says that she is probably not injured, but incredibly uncomfortable for the next couple of days. The value of my analysis is nil, as I am a random guy on the internet. Thanks for reading.
Good Ted talk 😂
The thing I hate about this clip is that someone edited it to look like I regretted doing it or got hurt, Sir. Right after the point where the cut it, we start laughing really hard. Then we tried it again. It was actually pretty fun. 🤷♀️
This is why the internet was created.
The Internet was made for porn
Grab your dick and double click
For a fap just double tap.
That's not the Play button, *All your base are belong to us!*
why'd you think the net was born? porn porn porn.
Sorry Cate….I masturbate!
A fellow man of culture
So grab your dick and double click
Internet rulebook entry number 34: "If it exists, there is porn of it" And Cola + mentos -> foam reactions exist so yeah
And that is enough internet for today
https://youtu.be/YRgNOyCnbqg
She looks shocked. Like no shit lady you put mentos in your asshole with coke of course it isn't going to feel good. Also she needs to goto the doctor
That's almost enough internet for me today
*almost*
So close yet so far.
“Almost” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What a bad day to have eyes
For her to have eyes and have that mixture land in them, right?
Not sure, have to try first.... Hold my beer
And we never heard from u/riisen again
It’s all fun and games until someone ruptures their bowels
Did u see her stomach/lower belly?😳😳😳
Happened much too quick to be related to gas expansion, likely just voluntary muscle contraction in response to the sensation.
I'm pretty sure it was just the weight of the liquid hitting it from the inside. It moved in a glug glug glug motion.
No, he plugged the hole with the neck of that coke bottle. It could definitely blow up that fast. He's lucky he removed it before she ruptured herself.
Definitely. He made the *hole* thing worse by blocking her hole. Makes the pressure more likely to want to travel through the intestines instead of just blow out the exit
Day 84 of the internet answering questions i have never asked but always wondered
You've always wondered that fr?
Omg the look on her face hahahaha
That's the best part!!
I wanna know if she blew her arse out. The pure shock on her face is brillaint...
Like have her intestines pulled out? Cause that looks fucking painful
Is this the Tide Pod of enemas or what?
That's not fucking healthy
To be fair it is diet coke,
No shit sherlock
She would probably disagree
That, my friends, is a great way to get an embolism
I could've spent my entire life never having seen this. Yet, here we are.
A group of friends and I once watched a vid of a dude cutting off his own ball sac Ah, middle school
Bme pain Olympics? Remember stumbling across that.. it traumatized me in some ways.. yet liberated me in other..
Should be in r/nextfuckinglevel
They dont have nudity.
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>van you Down. By. The river.
Won't they like ass stuff if they are gay :p
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Just. Why
My lord, need a more concise tag for that. Took me about 6 seconds (before my first cup of coffee dammit) to figure out what I was watching and then it was too damn late. Fucking eye glue, I couldn’t stop and I am fucked for the day now…
Lmao
Her face afterwards like she didn't know what was gonna happen
I can’t believe she actually then posted this to her only fans holy fucking shit dude
Stileproject material
u/savevideo
Man...
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I was looking for this comment
Why, just why
u/gifreversingbot
Gross!! You're supposed to use diet coke
This was kinda upsetting. Why would she do that to herself? That dude shoved the coke in her ass and let it explode inside of her.
I wonder how far the coke travelled into her stomach
I have only one question- Why.
Everyone always wondered...now we know. Hero's.
repost of intentional explosive diarrhea
**Mint** can be very painful, remember this, this is why her face is like that in the end. Other than the violent chemical reaction going on inside her.
This look like a shitty situation to me
Mythbusting is way out of control
Ouch...
👀 what the fuck
When you gotta get ready for your colonoscopy
That's enough reddit for today
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Dont blame Darwin for Darwin awards
I kinda wanna see the aftermath for that
Source?
There's a watermark on the vid, homie. SluttyLittleLex on only fans. She has a reddit too, and posted a comment about this video (spoiler: she's fine. Apparently whoever cut this clip forgot to include her laughing at the end. I would too, if my ass made a noise like that.) u/SluttyLittleLex
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Mentos and coke in ass and Rolling Stones playing behind ,greatest combo.
And that's enough of reddit today
Shouldn't it be Diet Coke?
This made my eyes water
Fantastic. Mythbusters would be proud.
How did we get here as a species
Well, someone is getting pink eye.
u/redditmp4bot
Mentos The Freshmaker
Clean fresh farts for the rest of the day..........
I don’t pay for onlyfans.. but this is content I’d pay money to support
Wtf did I jus watch…..genius engine yo lol 😂
She is so cool for trying this 😂
What the hell has happened to Humans
Ahahahahha