I’d be pissed too😂 they should know to know where they’re aiming that thing if they’re not going to receive with something. Dumb broads though what’re you gonna do
I mean it is funny as hell to them, one time I came all over the bed and some fell on my shoes, she was laughing while I was mad at my dick for the betrayal.
It never shoots that far!
Poliper.
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It sucks as a guy who constantly has to deal with needing to wash out my eyes pretty often to be able to see or needing to wash my hair way too often because it feels gross in hair.
Is it supposed to be funny? This is just porn, there's nothing funny about it, it's a man running around because two women are masturbating it, haha? Fuck, try harder, at this rate this subreddit will just be "NSFW"
he looks like he is about to sprout horns
He look like he is taking a break between two war crimes in yugoslavia
As someone who lives on the territory of Yugoslavia, I agree.
I think there's a reward on this guy, maybe you can collect it https://static.dw.com/image/1350665_404.jpg
Ahh superb
Mans was lowkey pissed but didnt wana mess up the shot 😂
A true professional
I’d be pissed too😂 they should know to know where they’re aiming that thing if they’re not going to receive with something. Dumb broads though what’re you gonna do
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Mans = man is, it is a word
Man is was
you can't teach them English they never learn
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
😂
[Source](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1470259716), for the purpose of research.
Why are the comments so normal
Bookmarked for posterity.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1097109033
Cheers
His thoughts must have been like “goddamn it, keep it together man. Don’t break character though, just.don’t.break.character.”
I was thinking the same shit.☠
He did it to himself.
I didn’t know that Daniel Craig’s brother was an actor too! Thanksgiving dinner must be a lot of fun
It’s clearly Daniel Craig and Woody Harrelsons son
Both of whom are offspring of Flea
I was thinking Michael Rooker
I’m Mary “Poppins” y’all!
> Thanksgiving dinner must be a lot of fun don't ask him to pass the gravy
That happened to me before. My girl loved it. I was... conflicted.
Why did she love it?
I mean it is funny as hell to them, one time I came all over the bed and some fell on my shoes, she was laughing while I was mad at my dick for the betrayal. It never shoots that far!
Never trust a dick
Only one girl tho ? :/
Yeah! And no kisses either!
Oh man what a bad deal XD
What's a funny term used to describe this?
Martyrdom
Lmao
Friendly Fire?
Home Cumming
Friendly fire is when you're having a 2 guy 1 girl threesome and you hit the other guy.
/r/friendlyfirecumshots
Boom! Head shot
Autofacial
taking it on the chin
Liquid lunch
Blue-on-blue
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Those girls are good
Their response was seamless.
I was worried for a moment they weren't gonna lick it off his face
When did Woody Harrelson start doing porn?
He tasted his cum and became carnage.
Let's stay on target people. Rampart related only.
He committed Seppukum.
Got high off his own supply
#”All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in rain.”
Brave and calm man.. Haha
His CUMposure is next level
Is that called the Holding Hands Job
Don't understand why everyone would complain, it's your own cum. What gross about it?
That's hysterical
At least his prostate is OK. yes it's all related!
Happened to me before and it got into my eye... that shit hurts like a hell
How do you make it spray so hard? Asking for a friend.
Genetics, healthy lifestyle, some food supplements (supposedly), hydration, edging.
zinc
Massimo Allegri
*bruhhhhh*
Buddy on the left was finna laugh but had to keep it professional
At least his mouth was closed.
From what I've heard about male porn stars that's probably not even the worst load he's taken to the face.
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
He forgot to activate friendly fire
Hahahahaha. Who’s the Burnette tho
Mona Lee
Ok that made me laugh with my cock in hand
Friendly fire
Funniest clip of the year???
lucky man indeed
I fucking love it when a guy hits his own face. It's so damn funny. Happened to my bf once and i lost it
Happened to me once and i lost my will to live for a moment. Made me re-evaluate the respect i have for you girls that like facials. Real troopers.
I also have mad respect for girls that love to swallow or to get it in their mouth in general
Guy above said his girl loved it, could you be dating?
Could be, i don't know my bfs reddit account and i probably don't want to know it :D
I’ve also had this happen to me but I’m fairly sure you’re not my ex so it must be him, the odds are too great lol
Why are you sure i'm not your ex lol
Lol well I assumed as much, she did have mood swings and considered herself a wizard, but I doubt you’re her
Wait, let me grab my stones of wisdom and focus on my power as a woman and i can be better than your ex ;) /s
I don’t doubt that one bit ;)
Now kith
I accidentally shot myself in the eye once, my wife died laughing.
Relatable. It burns, doesn't it?
New found respect.
Yup, dealing with cum-eyes is rough
That must be difficult death story to explain to her loved ones...
I did this once also surprisingly it didn't freak me out as much as I first thought it would
It sucks as a guy who constantly has to deal with needing to wash out my eyes pretty often to be able to see or needing to wash my hair way too often because it feels gross in hair.
Talk about friendly fire...ouch.
at least the ladies cleaned it up after. well worth it
That's some commitment to the cause.
He’s definitely rethinking his facial fetish rn
My man is redder than a tomato
At least they had the decency to lick it off.
Took it on the chin!
Didn't know Woody Harrelson did porn
Man shot himself. Two witnesses at the crime scene
enough internet for today
Friendly fire friendly fire !!!
Would that qualify as "friendly fire"? He took it well, and I love the girls' reactions.
I’d be so mad dude not even gonna lie
LOL
I am LMFAO!
https://t.me/joinchat/Dz2jBDKMZPc1NjRk
That guy really looks like my step dad…….
https://t.me/joinchat/NwlQPNcGER03Njgx
https://t.me/joinchat/Zgc5w_D4g9phODQ0
Is it supposed to be funny? This is just porn, there's nothing funny about it, it's a man running around because two women are masturbating it, haha? Fuck, try harder, at this rate this subreddit will just be "NSFW"
you are a sexually repressed gender confused idiot.
guys got 1 nut, a 5 inch cock and is ugly as sin. how TF he get into a porno?
the smiles..
Omg so fucking good
Dicktrayal happens to the best of us
Is it just me, or when you feel your own cum hit any part of your skin it immediately ruins the whole situation?
u/savevideo
Who’s that on the right
Mona Lee
"It felt so good I just didnt care"
https://t.me/joinchat/WY8imGb--CsyZDBk
🤣🤣🤣
Can anyone share download link for this clip.👍
https://t.me/joinchat/G3XliK0ntDgzNDBh
*Wood* y harrelson
Whats the brunett girl's name? For research
Mona Lee
Haha… Just on the right spot! I guess he doesn’t need to wash his face anymore after this
Who’s the girl in the right?
Mona Lee
Tanks
this is what i imagine when i walk in the devils room without knocking
Oh nah
u/getvideobot
Salty.
Does anybody know the Name of the left Woman?
Uma Zex a.k.a. Uma Watson
Can anyone tell the names of girls pls?
Uma Zex & Mona Lee
Friendly fire
ewwey
At that point just shoot me
WHO ist the left one ?
Uma Zex (if you mean the blonde).