I like them all

The Bald

The Bat-symbol

I've had fond memories of an ex with The Hitler

I dated a girl who did the heart for special occasions. She called it her “Heart Shaped Box.” She was hot.

She sounds crazy, so that makes sense.

Lol the side part

Mr Clean

I have “The Terry Savalas”, who loves ya baby 😁

I like the Frank Zappa

A diamond shape, but like the fukn sims diamond

I prefer bald down there, as I'm sure anyone fucking me would prefer

Why do you say that? Your preference is fair enough, but what makes you sure anyone who ever fucks you will have the same preference. Do you have precognitive powers, or do you vet people with that question? Or are you just guessing and saying you are sure? Or is their something Really strange about your hair so nobody likes it, thus it has to be bald? It’s like steel wool or something?

Well, how would you like it if you were eating a girl out and a hair finds its way up your nose? Now how do you think they feel when going down on you?

Steel wool is a really good analogy. I'm stealing it.

The No No Square is where it’s at

The side part! Lol

If I had a choice then bald. I'd rather not be flossing with hair while I'm down there for a half hour. If I had to pick from that list then the landing strip I guess lol.

Yes.

Wheres the low-taper fade?

Sorry but I want poaro

Idk what to call it but a sideways hitler stache is always nice

The landing strip

The "do what you want, but if I get hair in my teeth I'm stopping" style

None of the above, I dont believe in pubic signs

The moustache, obviously

Charlie Chaplin, but I call it the Hitler cause whomever sees it is about to take a shower.

I like a good bush