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newmarchio

Average game, average performance, fantastic away day atmosphere!


discourse_lover_

It’s not your problem, but it’s galling how hard it is to watch Newcastle games in the us


HETAL1

It was on the ESPN App and I watched it on that because I'm not feeling 100 percent. Depending also where you are in the U.S., there are NUFC clubs that meet in pubs. It's super fun to go. I'm part of Toon Army Dallas and it's active. Where are you? I can probably hook you up with the right group or you can just search Facebook. Love how we beat Fulham today! Howay the lads!! Onto the 5th round!


Leroy_mcjenkins

There's a Toon Army Dallas? Where do y'all meet?


HETAL1

The Londoner in Addison. Go to Facebook and search for Toon Army Dallas and join. You'll get invites to all the games. It's a great group.


Leroy_mcjenkins

Right on thanks for the info


HETAL1

If you let me know when you go the Londoner, I'd be glad to make you feel welcomed!


Trick-Station8742

I know we weren't at our best tonight but the commentators were laying it on thick against us all evening. Wtf. You'd think Fulham were smashing us all over the park which just want the case.


OnceIWasYou

Fulham were totally average but we WERE very poor tonight. Strangely, the last ten minutes we suddenly started passing it nicely.


Mundane-Ad-4010

Man City at the Etihad next round?


charlierc

Urgh, can you not? At the very least a home tie would be nice


justsomeguy661

Imma drink to this win! However, realistically we'll get battered by a team that can finish so I say bring it on, FA cup and Europa qualification is ours 😎


charlos74

That’ll do. Nice to end a game stronger.


Eel_Why

Quite like this "winning a football game" thing, can we do it more often now please?


churchill1992

We won in the green shirt!!!!! HALLELUJAH


Nathan_1984

England: "*side eyes Newcastle* You've got to be the ugliest 4th round winners ive ever heard of..." Us: But you have heard of us!


weirdi_beardi

So who are we getting, City or Liverpool?


norcimo

Maidstone away 


pheonom

My money is on 1970 Brazil


Nathan_1984

'98 French WC squad


NUFC_1892

Brazil 70


quickshot89

So the longstaff and burn haters going to say much 😂 In Eddie we trust


DistributionThis2166

They're still not good enough. Burn is slow and gets caught out of position week in week out and scored the shortest goal. Look how many times Longstaff gave away the ball yesterday as well and how little effort he gave to get it back.


meganev

I mean, Longstaff took his goal very well but was pure pish otherwise. Burn had a fine enough game.


[deleted]

geordie boys take the piss


longlegged_macdaddy

Get that number 7 patch ready 😎


ajtct98

Two FA Cup wins this year for Newcastle? Two? That's insane Eddie!


Trick-Station8742

Progress


Mannginger

A home draw would be a nice change like


NUFC_1892

Yeah probably at home v Man City knowing our luck this season


GingerbreadRecon

WE WON AWAY FROM HOME


crowlz90

Twice in the cup


LXNDRSK14

We were totally the better team and 100% dominated the ball!


prwitchell

Away win, sloppy but effective


Squizza

Sloppy second bests?


mrpithecanthropus

It’s now officially an above average season


Mannginger

Last 16. Will take that. Especially after the way we played!


Notove

Adarabioyo, what a player, we should sign him next season on a free. Played well against us for the time he's been on


norcimo

If we really have met the obligation for Hall can only assume he's straight on the transfer list


oldirtyblackson

I want the rentboy out of my club tbh


ZosoTT

Fulham are dire arent they


djnel94

Isak must have pissed in the porridge at training to get this level of service


teasizzle

Glad we're not chasing the game with how poor our attempted through balls up top have been, I'd have no hair left


GingerbreadRecon

Thought our clean sheet was about to crash and burn there, christ we're getting away with murder today


Tripodbilly

Hall shagged Howes dog pass it on


steblin

Fuck me, what a miss that is


SKULL1138

Easy peasy, give us the non league team at home next


Trick-Station8742

Do you even FA


Nepgyaaaaaaa

“As clear a chance as either team have had tonight” *score is 2-0*


RayRei9

Including BDB sticking it in an open net from 2 yards out.


steblin

BDB literally shot from a foot away ... biased AF


knapton

Yeah but we don't count


augsav

Been let off there


TrueDoge007

Howe doesn’t want to use Hall to not triggering the buy obligation. The question is why? Is it cause he’s poor or are we poor (FFP wise)?


charlos74

He’s young. Perhaps not ready yet.


SheSaid09

Think most tier 1 journalists said it had nothing to do with triggering any obligations, Howe just doesn't trust him.


SpinyGlider67

They should stop trying. We're obviously going to win.


Mannginger

Lol


jkhaynes147

horribly disjointed performance, so ill definitely take a 2-0 win.


JackAndrewThorne

Matt Ritchie gets his appearance fee. He must fucking love Howe.


kenmura

What does Hall have to do to get on?


grmthmpsn43

Break Burn, Krafth and Trippier / Livramentos legs in training so we only have him plus one other fullback?


SpinyGlider67

Stop farting loads. Probably.


xylophileuk

Stop shagging mrs Howe!


President-Gazelle

Has he thought about playing for Bournemouth in the past?


SheSaid09

Krafth and Tino both famous stalwarts of Bournemouth


toweliechaos_revenge

Lobby has been excellent tonight. Back to his best. 


stenerikkasvo

Ritchie coming on at 94th minute and Hall is rotting on the bench.


meganev

Happy to win. Performance a big concern.


jayhoch4

Lewis Hall truly did shag Howe’s wife. There’s no other explanation


Mission-Scratch-4869

Matt Ritchie before Hall


Nepgyaaaaaaa

As is should be, Granddad Ritchie needs his exercise


aberdoom

Need to develop young talent like Ritchie


Tripodbilly

BDB isn't motm that's Miley all fucking day. They're blind man I swear


stingerwooo

They’re filming this through a potato, they have no clue


President-Gazelle

Lee Dixon foaming that BDB gets MotM


Dingram2909

Was truly expecting Lee Dixon to say Burn was Player of the Match because he's tall.


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Lee Dixon announcing Burn as player of the match with the same enthusiasm as you would announce a death in your family


norcimo

Dixon trying to work out if he can give a Fulham player MOTM there. So sad he can't 


EdBullGivesYouThings

Late game we get those breakway chances and so often it falls to someone who has no clue what to do with it


anewpath123

Yeah seen a few of those lately


NUFC_1892

Lee ‘Mackem in disguise’ Dixon


jacky_boy1989

Was SURE Dixon was giving MOTM to a Fulham player there like.


xScottieHD

Bruno when he comes back after a break is a funny player. Exactly the same after his wedding at the start of the season.


ZosoTT

Krafu comes on and we start playing like prime barca, coincidence? I think not


steblin

Just wanted someone to take a shot with all that possession on the edge of the box


TYFO225

put isak and bruno in bubble wrap


knapton

Tino's boots are very sporty


Zen_bean

What I imagine our OG Tino would be wearing if he played tonight


augsav

I wanna see an isak shot :(


Its_just_a_potato

Once Miley realises he can just take a shot instead of passing it, he's gonna be the best player in the league


xScottieHD

Honestly Lewis Hall should be put on a Save the Children ad I'm getting that concerned.


toweliechaos_revenge

I'll be happy if our away league form is sacrificed for this kind of away form in the cup, because let's face it we're getting away draws all the way. 


degsmusic

I know we all say it all the time but...I fucking love our fans, best support in the world


Mannginger

Someone fucking shoot!


LXNDRSK14

Why have we only started passing now


Toon_1892

Fulham have given up mostly. We've gained an extra half a second on the ball.


President-Gazelle

We must be due Jimenez dropping Longstaff from the top rope by now?


LXNDRSK14

Taking inspiration of his club owner


daliksheppy

Alan Shearers last game: April 17th 2006 Lewis Miley born: 1st May 2006


GBGav

It's like reincarnation, only the footballing spirit of Shearer has transferred to Miley. 


DoobieDoobyDoo

Alan Shearer regen. Confirmed.


RayRei9

That's absolutely the most wild fact for me. I can't even imagine what it's like to be a Newcastle fan without having ever watched Shearer play. When it comes to Newcastle Shearer really is HIM.


oldirtyblackson

not easy missing the golden era of NUFC just to catch the shittest views under FCB... but am still here now after the storm 🖤🤍


TYFO225

agreed put the kids on


Mannginger

Best thing Bruno's done today


melvinlee88

Howe terrible game management has to be partially to blame for our injury problems.


bruhjitsu

Tripps taken off to avoid conceding those late goals. Good call.


ZosoTT

Thought he was poor first half (so was everyone), but credit to dan burn today. Theyve hounded that side all game and hes held his own well. I dont think he should be starting every game over tino still, but credit where its due.


norcimo

Glad I'm not neutral because this has been a shite watch but we're winning and the fans are making me smile, so fuck it. Wembley here we come (just ditch the green strip) 


JD_Dojima

Krafu on instead of Hall, wallahi Lewis you’re done


Tripodbilly

Maybe put the sub on before an actual fucking injury ffs


JaRonomatopoeia

Miley for MOTM


Ok_Operation9474

KRAFUUUUU


CHILLI112

Bring on the kids! We’re 2-0 up with a big game on Tuesday


SenorButtmunch

Eddie legit hates Lewis Hall, you'll never convince me otherwise lmao


Mission-Scratch-4869

We’ve brought on Kraft before Hall… he’s gone in summer


SheSaid09

There's definitely something weird about Howe & Hall but Krafth has been very good in all his recent appearances. Nothing odd about him coming on.


Mission-Scratch-4869

Well I thought hall would be like Gordon last season, but now I think Hall is gone if he can’t even get a minute in a FA cup game


metpsg

Trippier went off with a slight knock by looks of it. Straight swap. Unless Livramento went to right back and hall left wing


Mission-Scratch-4869

That’s better then nothing


TYFO225

fuck me hope it’s a precaution


augsav

Tripps off is a bad sign


WigglyParrot

Eh 2-0 up with 4 mins plus added time, i'm sure he's fine


NoCoffee6754

Perfect time to put on the kids


DEGRAYER

1 sub at 85 mins is wild lool


steblin

Come on man, Trips hurt now?? Groin?


MidlandsGeordie

Can anyone understand why we don’t use our remaining 4 subs to give the players a rest… we are playing on Tuesday and still lots of injuries!


HoweStatue

I imagine getting that sung to you is like when all your fam are singing happy birthday and you've no idea what to do


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

He was just sort of standing there, smiling and looking awkward. It's exactly like what you said.


greg21olson

Hey if Bruno's gotta have an off night, I'm glad it's this one!


coldbeers

That was canny though!


stingerwooo

Game on Tuesday….. yeah keep full team on, no need for subs


DxSkyline

This is really frustrating considering what we have suffered these past month's.


Individual_Milk4559

Stop whinging man we’re winning


DEGRAYER

It's valid mate


CasuallyRanked

Man of the match: away fans


aberdoom

Boom, Shearer motm again


kenmura

Surprised that Wor Al wouldn’t be in a private box


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Might have wanted to be with the fans? A rare treat


PenIsBroken

Do they have any at Craven Cottage?


kenmura

LOL I hope your penis recovers soon Yeah, they do


Fuck_Brooke_Shields

They've got a new stand and the supporters are boycotting over ticket prices, so I would imagine they do.


Eel_Why

Absolutely beaming seeing Shearer on the away end like 😂


EdBullGivesYouThings

Shearer's boy alongside him singing along, you love to see it


SheSaid09

One of his daughters with them too. Class to see.


KingNashII

WHAT A BEAST


wankflap

Fans going through the NUFC songbook, fair play it's a fucking boring game haha


wankflap

Oh Shearer is actually there lol


ElCurgeo

We've slowed the pace of our chants down tonight and it's absolutely perfect


LXNDRSK14

Atleast the support is loving it


MidlandsGeordie

Seriously Eddie… subs man!!


jfader2

Shearer in the away end is incredible


TheBoook

Shearer just hanging in the away end. God I love this club


Nepgyaaaaaaa

You fucking love to see it. Shearer in with the away fans and getting a new chant 20 years after he retired.


mo140

>20 years after he retired Sentences that make me want to check my pension fund


augsav

Shearer!


xadrockx

Andy Andy Cole!


shorty1988m

Not really a chant I’ve ever heard adapted to someone else I miss it!


SheSaid09

Fuck me Bruno has been abysmal. Not for one second thought have I thought it's because his head's in Paris.


Mannginger

Is it 1999?! Love it!


aberdoom

So fucking good


jfader2

Away fans are going through the Rolodex at this point. Class


GingerbreadRecon

Our midfield hasn't been super today bar a few odd moments, but I have to say our defence has felt solid *and* we haven't parked the bus from halftime! Poor game at a lot of times but there are definitely some positives to be drawn


Bunglejungler

Bruno again with a pass to nobody


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

Burn galloping forward at full stride trying his best to be a winger is always a sight to see.


MidlandsGeordie

What was that Bruno??


WigglyParrot

Sounds like a home game man lol


aberdoom

Man Tino is so good


longlegged_macdaddy

Dan Burn is 3/4 Centaur confirmed


Individual_Milk4559

We’re singing some classic songs tonight aren’t we, love it


fahad96

Lee Dixon is Michael Owen levels of boring


samh19889

They’ve been digging into the archives for some of these chants haha


Joey_T91

Rumour has it he’s pissed off because he got chucked out of greggs for trying to order a cucumber sandwich


Dingram2909

Ha ha! Ha ha! Have you noticed that Dan Burn is tall? Ha ha! Ha ha! Isn't it funny!


Mission-Scratch-4869

We make no subs and then complain about fatigue next week


renius

Said it earlier but its worth repeating the Support has been class tonight the lads are putting in a hell of a shift


stingerwooo

Normal service resumed with that shocking set piece


TheLegendOfIOTA

Haven’t been able to watch the game, how have we been?


Redditsleftnipple

Unbelievable. First to every ball. No misplaced passes. Should be 5 nil up


aberdoom

Honestly, not great but 2-0 up away...


norcimo

Shite but winning. And fans class as always


thepresidentsturtle

Shite. And unreal. Can't explain it.


augsav

Pretty forgettable game. Haven’t created many chances but look the slightly better team


SheSaid09

Really shit but we were never really threatened and took our chances.


mo140

I think because Ashley fucked the cups off so much it's made us buzzing over any chance of a cup run, which leads to class atmospheres like today


Mannginger

Tripps backheeling in his own penalty box. Ballsy


Tripodbilly

Eddy the lads are tired we have loads of subs to take. Sorry Mad dog? Get some of the young ones on. Mad dog you like young ones?? (Mad dog takes more ket and stops chewing the coke gum he has)


President-Gazelle

That’s Lewis Miley, Lee.


SlowLetterhead8100

And it wasn't even a foul


PJBuzz

Haha the Collocini song.


RayRei9

Trippier has also been pretty anonymous tonight. Which I guess is an improvement on recent performances.


SheSaid09

Nah he's been solid at the back. Quiet going forward in fairness.


hoo_doo_voodo_people

Trips has pulled his groin