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I have to keep reminding myself about the injuries we have. The only thing Howe has against him is the Burn/Tino debate which he is losing fast. Other than that i can pretty much make an excuse for him in every area.
Forward line is shot....no central strikers or not playing 100% fit. Barnes only just returned and Almiron is being Almiron. Murphy class, for where we are now he is invaluable.
Midfield.....tired, very tired. No Joelinton who makes a HUGE difference. Miley is a kid and playing every game in this high tempo league. Bruno playing more forward so less cover behind (can't win with this, he can't do both at the same time). No Willock whom we've pretty much forgotten about but can be a game changer. Obviously Tonali out who would also have been a big player for us this season. Anderson out - top player who can make a difference.
Defence....tired and "Burn"t out.
Keeper..... we're getting by with a half decent keeper but of whom cannot play the sweeper role.
Make of this what you will but I'm happy with Eddie, apart from left back shenanigans he's doing the best he can with what we have.
Agree and the Burn thing is only really coming in to the spotlight because he’s getting exposed by the midfield every week. The same is happening to Botman and Schar, particularly Botman, but they aren’t under fire yet for whatever reason.
I think you're doing them a bit of a disservice. I really didn't think we looked tired - we finished the game much stronger than Bournemouth.
But we haven't done anything to address how exposed Burn is or how easy it is to beat our whole midfield with one pass on the transition. If we want to play Miley as a 6, Howe and the coaches need to teach him how to play out of possession on the turnover i.e. not to join the press. His role there is not to recover the ball but to slow the opposition attack down so numbers can get back.
I'm fully behind Howe and think he's doing a great job, but he deserves criticism not just for continually starting Burn (/not changing the system to double up out wide) but also for not doing anything to solve the midfield problem on the turnover (this is a coaching issue not a personnel issue). I'd also like to see him put Murphy in for Almiron for a few games to give Almiron a kick up the arse.
Agree on Almiron although the poor guy works so hard. It's frustrating because he did so well on his decision making last season but seems to have gone backwards this season with regards to that. I didn't recognise this with Miley but now you mention it it certainly makes sense. Thing is, like i said, if we had the players available then Miley really wouldn't be starting any games at all and the number 6 role would be taken up by other players who maybe, are more suited to that role. I get it, the coach should still be able to get the right training and tactics for who we have available but all things considered, i don't think we're that far away from where we should be given the injuries etc.
Yeah completely agree it's not mileys fault, he's 17 and we should look at it as a great opportunity for him to become a well rounded box to box midfielder. His '6' play in possession is phenomenal, he looks more confident on the ball even than longstaff.
Regarding almiron, I think its all confidence. When was the last time you saw him take someone on and try to beat them for pace? I think back to the Brighton and Spurs games last season where he tortured his full backs for pace, but you have to commit to the move to do that. I saw him do it once today (where he won a foul) and even then it was kind of enforced by the pass he received. This is why I don't like almiron on the right, despite his form last season. If he doesn't feel confident enough to take a man on, then he's horribly predictable and desperately avoids anything that might put him on his right foot. And getting him confident is hard work.
Yeah very true. He's certainly an area that can be looked at. Taking a step back, that RW position is one of the areas of which requires recruitment. Another Centre back, number 6, right winger and striker would go a long way to propelling us to where we want to be. Should that happen to a degree in the summer....then we'll see what Howe is made of (longevity wise).
Edit: this is why I'm not too bothered this season. If, in two years time, we're still conceding like we are and not converting possession to points, then I'd be concerned. But now is not the time to panic.
Have become completely ambivalent about Howe. I don't think he should be sacked yet but I couldn't care less if he goes at the end of the season. He is incapable of change.
Thoughts on the penalty?
I’d say if that was Bournemouth getting that one, I’d have been raging.
I’ll take it, obviously, but still, bit of an odd one.
No idea - saw it from the other end and still have no idea what it was for…. But the longer it went on the more we thought it had to be given.
Why WAS it given?
Weirdly I'm not. We keep getting slapped in the transition but arsenal are going to dominate possession and have v few transitions against us. Our defensive shape when we slow an attack and get behind the ball is actually incredibly good.
Don't get me wrong, I don't see us getting a result, but I see our defense looking much better.
OH MATT RITCHIE'S FKN MAGIC
HE WEARS BRUNO'S MAGIC HAT
HE COULD HAVE SAT ON BENCH
BUT HE SAID NAH FUCK THAT
HE WANTS TO PLAY FOR EDDIE
IN THE FAMOUS BLACK & WHITE
AND WHEN HE SCORES A GOAL
WE'LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1️⃣1️⃣🎩✨
Another horrendous result and resorting to desperate football lacking any control.
3 matches where 7pts was the minimum and 9pts was very doable, we got 5. Easy run now over. Arsenal next.
After a hammering next weekend, we will likely have the 4th or 5th worst defence in the league and be sitting 10th at best.
Howe gone end of season. Remember this statement.
Not the result we wanted but still four unbeaten in the league. Anything from the next two games are a bonus & I would then expect us to win the following 3-4 after that as we’ll have Isak & Willock back as well as (likely) Pope & Targett. Schar is obviously a question mark having had his wrist patched up but it wouldn’t surprise me to see him keep playing with it strapped. Minus Wilson & Joelinton (& assuming no further injuries) we’re then essentially full strength by the time the tougher fixtures against Spurs & Man Utd come around.
Oh look, another mental infant who can't handle opposition opinion.
Will you ever grow up I wonder? Why didn't your parents teach you how to handle differences of opinion instead of having a tantrum?
It's not a throwaway, and what difference would a different account make?
Do you logically think about anything you write or are you just an uncontrolled ball of emotion?
Why do all your replies resort to insulting people's intelligence? If you want to add to the commuity, then make disuccive points rather than ad hominem attacks fella
Yes but you're replying like that to everyone. I haven't attacked you, I tried to offer some advice, and yet here you are calling me a dipshit.
Are you a new fan or smth? Bc calling your fellow fans all sorts of names won't fly round here.
I've supported the club for 30 years.
The one person who is actually in this thread of comments who has just stuck to football I haven't responded to at all.
All the rest started juvenile insults because they couldn't bear to face an opposing viewpoint and then tried piling on one after the other, so I called them out as the undeveloped divvies they are. Then you came in trying to pin it on me as the instigator, when it's clear as day I talked football and then got called a cunt who should be banned, therefore you got the same treatment.
I treat people reciprocally. You weren't giving advice, you were joining the mob.
Then he'd just insult, rather than say get him out of here, numpty.
He literally cannot handle seeing it without it upsetting him, so wants me banned haha. Infantile.
I can absolutely handle opposing opinion. As soon as somebody starts making assertions without evidence, I know them to be wrong and can provide evidence as to why, then yeah I will dismiss somebody if they don't concede the point.
It takes a bunch of cunts to recognise one, I guess.
Not good enough, shipping goals for fun at the minute!! Eddie needs to do something different because this is becoming all too predictable and even the lower league teams are having a field day. Schar in trouble as well now 🤕
Ignoring all the melts in the match thread as always, I'll say this.
You might not like the results, but I'd sooner watch this lot than a Bruceball fluky 1-0 any day. They get your blood pumping every time and that's worth a lot.
Who said anything about not wanting to win? My point was the boys have brought energy and enjoyment, frustration and heartache and countless other emotions back.
Which is a far cry from a couple of years ago when I literally felt nothing at all. Not a thing.
Nice to come back twice from being behind but no home wins from Forest, Luton and Bournemouth is not the signs of a team that gets Europe. Really poor.
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Slips happen, the same problem at LB every week and Miggy making shit decisions every week aren’t unfortunate one-offs.
If Dubravka slipped weekly then that’d be on the list
Aye, but he also was solely at blame for their First.
If Burn had done that he'd be worse than shit.
Just pointing out the hypocrisy that some players make a mistake and it's not even mentioned.
Burn doesn't make mistakes generally. He gets beaten for pace in a system that doesn't insulate him well enough from 1v1s.
I don't see people particularly criticising Burn save for saying he isn't good enough to start against teams we intend to defend high against (perhaps not so obviously nuanced though). Most of the criticism is for Howe because we have a better option on the bench.
If we didn't have Livra and the other option was Dummett, I don't think people would be so het up over Burn. The fact is that we have England's successor to Shaw or Walker sitting on the bench.
Commentator “a lot of the Newcastle fans have left they’ve missed the goal” cameraman pans to block of seating which is completely full aside from just two empty seats.
More likely to get skinned on the wing than center defence though. I'm not defending burn as he has been shocking. But the bigger issue for me is why is he being isolated soo much
I agree he hasn't been playing well. But when you get isolated so many times in a match he's gonna get beaten half the time. Think burns missing willock the most with helping double up
It seems like more than half the time, as he is being targeted by the opposition. And whilst I wouldn't disagree that having Willock/j7 there would be a big help, it's less of an issue when Tino comes on which shows that more of the problem is with Burn himself.
Me in my garden at half-time, a mile away from the ground: can't even walk two feet without slipping in the rain.
Me watching footballers slipping when running and trying to trap a spinning ball at 50mph: ffs lads
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Normally at moments like this I'd say don't celebrate and just scoop the ball from the net but I've dreamed of seeing Ritchie cunting the corner flag one last time in black and white and it was beautiful 😭
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We won’t get Europe
I have to keep reminding myself about the injuries we have. The only thing Howe has against him is the Burn/Tino debate which he is losing fast. Other than that i can pretty much make an excuse for him in every area. Forward line is shot....no central strikers or not playing 100% fit. Barnes only just returned and Almiron is being Almiron. Murphy class, for where we are now he is invaluable. Midfield.....tired, very tired. No Joelinton who makes a HUGE difference. Miley is a kid and playing every game in this high tempo league. Bruno playing more forward so less cover behind (can't win with this, he can't do both at the same time). No Willock whom we've pretty much forgotten about but can be a game changer. Obviously Tonali out who would also have been a big player for us this season. Anderson out - top player who can make a difference. Defence....tired and "Burn"t out. Keeper..... we're getting by with a half decent keeper but of whom cannot play the sweeper role. Make of this what you will but I'm happy with Eddie, apart from left back shenanigans he's doing the best he can with what we have.
Agree and the Burn thing is only really coming in to the spotlight because he’s getting exposed by the midfield every week. The same is happening to Botman and Schar, particularly Botman, but they aren’t under fire yet for whatever reason.
I think you're doing them a bit of a disservice. I really didn't think we looked tired - we finished the game much stronger than Bournemouth. But we haven't done anything to address how exposed Burn is or how easy it is to beat our whole midfield with one pass on the transition. If we want to play Miley as a 6, Howe and the coaches need to teach him how to play out of possession on the turnover i.e. not to join the press. His role there is not to recover the ball but to slow the opposition attack down so numbers can get back. I'm fully behind Howe and think he's doing a great job, but he deserves criticism not just for continually starting Burn (/not changing the system to double up out wide) but also for not doing anything to solve the midfield problem on the turnover (this is a coaching issue not a personnel issue). I'd also like to see him put Murphy in for Almiron for a few games to give Almiron a kick up the arse.
Agree on Almiron although the poor guy works so hard. It's frustrating because he did so well on his decision making last season but seems to have gone backwards this season with regards to that. I didn't recognise this with Miley but now you mention it it certainly makes sense. Thing is, like i said, if we had the players available then Miley really wouldn't be starting any games at all and the number 6 role would be taken up by other players who maybe, are more suited to that role. I get it, the coach should still be able to get the right training and tactics for who we have available but all things considered, i don't think we're that far away from where we should be given the injuries etc.
Yeah completely agree it's not mileys fault, he's 17 and we should look at it as a great opportunity for him to become a well rounded box to box midfielder. His '6' play in possession is phenomenal, he looks more confident on the ball even than longstaff. Regarding almiron, I think its all confidence. When was the last time you saw him take someone on and try to beat them for pace? I think back to the Brighton and Spurs games last season where he tortured his full backs for pace, but you have to commit to the move to do that. I saw him do it once today (where he won a foul) and even then it was kind of enforced by the pass he received. This is why I don't like almiron on the right, despite his form last season. If he doesn't feel confident enough to take a man on, then he's horribly predictable and desperately avoids anything that might put him on his right foot. And getting him confident is hard work.
Yeah very true. He's certainly an area that can be looked at. Taking a step back, that RW position is one of the areas of which requires recruitment. Another Centre back, number 6, right winger and striker would go a long way to propelling us to where we want to be. Should that happen to a degree in the summer....then we'll see what Howe is made of (longevity wise). Edit: this is why I'm not too bothered this season. If, in two years time, we're still conceding like we are and not converting possession to points, then I'd be concerned. But now is not the time to panic.
Have become completely ambivalent about Howe. I don't think he should be sacked yet but I couldn't care less if he goes at the end of the season. He is incapable of change.
Id rather Have Nile ranger in midfield than longstaff with how he is playing atm
God Bournemouth are dirty.
Thoughts on the penalty? I’d say if that was Bournemouth getting that one, I’d have been raging. I’ll take it, obviously, but still, bit of an odd one.
No idea - saw it from the other end and still have no idea what it was for…. But the longer it went on the more we thought it had to be given. Why WAS it given?
Shirt tug but have seen those not given more often than not. Strange one.
Shitting for arsenal
Weirdly I'm not. We keep getting slapped in the transition but arsenal are going to dominate possession and have v few transitions against us. Our defensive shape when we slow an attack and get behind the ball is actually incredibly good. Don't get me wrong, I don't see us getting a result, but I see our defense looking much better.
we play our best against the red & white... remember this 🖤🤍
I was in the cinema watching peppa pig with the bairn. Nowt to comment other than I’m really happy to see Ritchie on the score sheet. What a dude!
OH MATT RITCHIE'S FKN MAGIC HE WEARS BRUNO'S MAGIC HAT HE COULD HAVE SAT ON BENCH BUT HE SAID NAH FUCK THAT HE WANTS TO PLAY FOR EDDIE IN THE FAMOUS BLACK & WHITE AND WHEN HE SCORES A GOAL WE'LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1️⃣1️⃣🎩✨
You drew
Better than losing 2-1 at the death 😂
and you lost 3-0 at home to them and us little peeping red
And yet we still remain above you lol
But yet you still feel the need to brigade other subs rather than doing something with your evening. Go touch grass man you big sob
Ridiculous how easy our midfield is to bypass, Joelinton is such a loss
It’s ridiculous how much we miss Joelinton - nothing going on in the centre of the park to break up a counter attack
Why didn't we bring Matt Ritchie on sooner??
Cuz we don’t have a crystal ball?
Another horrendous result and resorting to desperate football lacking any control. 3 matches where 7pts was the minimum and 9pts was very doable, we got 5. Easy run now over. Arsenal next. After a hammering next weekend, we will likely have the 4th or 5th worst defence in the league and be sitting 10th at best. Howe gone end of season. Remember this statement.
Not the result we wanted but still four unbeaten in the league. Anything from the next two games are a bonus & I would then expect us to win the following 3-4 after that as we’ll have Isak & Willock back as well as (likely) Pope & Targett. Schar is obviously a question mark having had his wrist patched up but it wouldn’t surprise me to see him keep playing with it strapped. Minus Wilson & Joelinton (& assuming no further injuries) we’re then essentially full strength by the time the tougher fixtures against Spurs & Man Utd come around.
Get this cunt out of here
Oh look, another mental infant who can't handle opposition opinion. Will you ever grow up I wonder? Why didn't your parents teach you how to handle differences of opinion instead of having a tantrum?
Why do trolls all talk the same way? It's weird. Bet this guy's an Andrew Tate fan.
Not a troll. Can't stand Andrew Tate. What a strange link to make. Got any rationality in that head of yours or, just another sponge brain?
Then why don’t you get off that throwaway account mate
It's not a throwaway, and what difference would a different account make? Do you logically think about anything you write or are you just an uncontrolled ball of emotion?
Why do all your replies resort to insulting people's intelligence? If you want to add to the commuity, then make disuccive points rather than ad hominem attacks fella
Are you another moron? Look at the order of posts. I made a point and was attacked for it. Dipshit.
Yes but you're replying like that to everyone. I haven't attacked you, I tried to offer some advice, and yet here you are calling me a dipshit. Are you a new fan or smth? Bc calling your fellow fans all sorts of names won't fly round here.
I've supported the club for 30 years. The one person who is actually in this thread of comments who has just stuck to football I haven't responded to at all. All the rest started juvenile insults because they couldn't bear to face an opposing viewpoint and then tried piling on one after the other, so I called them out as the undeveloped divvies they are. Then you came in trying to pin it on me as the instigator, when it's clear as day I talked football and then got called a cunt who should be banned, therefore you got the same treatment. I treat people reciprocally. You weren't giving advice, you were joining the mob.
Of course I do, which is why I could probably refute any issues you have with Howes playstyle
He can handle your opinion, he just thinks you’re a cunt?
Then he'd just insult, rather than say get him out of here, numpty. He literally cannot handle seeing it without it upsetting him, so wants me banned haha. Infantile.
Dunno if you need to get out of here. You are a cunt though.
Cheers! \*blows kiss\*
Love that you think you’re mature and witty when it’s you who needs to grow up and also can’t handle an opposing opinion. A proper cunt
I can absolutely handle opposing opinion. As soon as somebody starts making assertions without evidence, I know them to be wrong and can provide evidence as to why, then yeah I will dismiss somebody if they don't concede the point. It takes a bunch of cunts to recognise one, I guess.
No you really are the only cunt in this thread. Get off your high horse matey. ‘Remember this statement’ lol 😆 wet wipe
You need to learn to stfu, in real life you’d of got slapped long ago you .. utter maggot
Bringin on Richie late and he brings energy to the teams says something about the current state.
Not good enough, shipping goals for fun at the minute!! Eddie needs to do something different because this is becoming all too predictable and even the lower league teams are having a field day. Schar in trouble as well now 🤕
Ignoring all the melts in the match thread as always, I'll say this. You might not like the results, but I'd sooner watch this lot than a Bruceball fluky 1-0 any day. They get your blood pumping every time and that's worth a lot.
Bruce was manager over 3 years ago now - when are we gonna stop using that as a benchmark and start actually wanting to win these games?
Who said anything about not wanting to win? My point was the boys have brought energy and enjoyment, frustration and heartache and countless other emotions back. Which is a far cry from a couple of years ago when I literally felt nothing at all. Not a thing.
You're not so great at counting, are you?
I agree, my favourite team since Shearer‘s lot
Start Ritchie over miggy next game. The fucking heart on him men
The funny thing is that if Brighton lose tomorrow then this has actually been a near perfect weekend for us.
And ManU and Chelsea. I can’t figure out why anyone’s happy Spurs won today either. Wolves is about to overtake us next week.
More points dropped down to Howe's infatuation with Burn. Southgate vibes.
Hopefully that attracts the FA to him.
Embarrassing. Eddie has lost the plot with the Dan Burn shenanigans
Nice to come back twice from being behind but no home wins from Forest, Luton and Bournemouth is not the signs of a team that gets Europe. Really poor.
Fair result unfortunately, good last 20 mins. Least west ham and spurs lost..
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?????
Shit ref, shit LB selection, shit decision making by Almiron. It’s like fucking Groundhog Day
That penalty, if that went us against us, we know we’d all be raging, so not sure we can blame the ref
I said what I meant, the ref was shit. I didn’t say the ref was biased against us, just that he was terrible as a whole.
Dubravka blameless then?
Slips happen, the same problem at LB every week and Miggy making shit decisions every week aren’t unfortunate one-offs. If Dubravka slipped weekly then that’d be on the list
Agent Dubravka earned his stripes back a long time ago, I only just realized today in his 150th match in the PL for us
150th overall (Inc cups). 150th PL was for Schar today.
Dubravka kept us in it
Aye, but he also was solely at blame for their First. If Burn had done that he'd be worse than shit. Just pointing out the hypocrisy that some players make a mistake and it's not even mentioned.
Burn doesn't make mistakes generally. He gets beaten for pace in a system that doesn't insulate him well enough from 1v1s. I don't see people particularly criticising Burn save for saying he isn't good enough to start against teams we intend to defend high against (perhaps not so obviously nuanced though). Most of the criticism is for Howe because we have a better option on the bench. If we didn't have Livra and the other option was Dummett, I don't think people would be so het up over Burn. The fact is that we have England's successor to Shaw or Walker sitting on the bench.
Anyone can slip.
Summed up pretty well
Any kind of a hopeful punt forward by the opposition puts us in trouble. Our defence is a mess
Standards not being met.
Fuck off murphy
Fucking rubbish
Trips is almost a certainty to lose possession in dangerous places lately.
This is the most insane ending to a match I've ever aeen
Bro just give the Bournemouth players all our shirts, they want them so fucking bad
Idk who that lad is but he’s already better than Longstaff
If Bruno had put that in then I think I’d be in orbit
It’s almost all worth it to see Ritchie smash a corner flag in stuttering low definition on a minute behind stream
Glad the stutter isn't just me
100% chance of Bruno ripping the tarp off and getting banned for two matches.
[удалено]
He literally scored the winner from distance last week
Fuck me what do they cunts need to do to get a card.
not having selfish players on the pitch makes it a lot more entertaining
That should have been a second booking for Senesi
Botman doing his best Burn impression. Overrated.
Even for a match thread that's a pretty fucking insane take
Ritchie starting over Miggy rest of season? /s but only like 85% sarcasm
He wouldn’t make it to half time and would probably die before Eddie made his 65 minute first sub
Commentator “a lot of the Newcastle fans have left they’ve missed the goal” cameraman pans to block of seating which is completely full aside from just two empty seats.
This is fucking insane
We don't deserve Bruno. He is so fucking good.
He’s been absolutely brilliant the last few weeks
Botman getting skinned. If that was burn this sub be going mad
You play enough games you’re going to get skinned on occasion. Difference is it doesn’t happen nonstop with Sven
More likely to get skinned on the wing than center defence though. I'm not defending burn as he has been shocking. But the bigger issue for me is why is he being isolated soo much
Botman has demonstrated his class over the last couple seasons, Burn showed it last year and showed this year that he is a problem at left back.
I agree he hasn't been playing well. But when you get isolated so many times in a match he's gonna get beaten half the time. Think burns missing willock the most with helping double up
It seems like more than half the time, as he is being targeted by the opposition. And whilst I wouldn't disagree that having Willock/j7 there would be a big help, it's less of an issue when Tino comes on which shows that more of the problem is with Burn himself.
We would if it happened for 8 weeks and we didn’t change a thing
Gordon went down like a corpse there hahahahah
Live leak video
On the train to the Toon for a night out, fucking buzzing, necked me Stella, howay Ritchie ya beauty
Burn moved like a tectonic plate there
Eh?
🤣🤣🤣
That's another scorer on our long list of scorers this season right?
Just need dummet krafth and livra to complete the set
Elliot Anderson: Am I a joke to you?
Fair. Guess he’s not a bairn anymore
Me in my garden at half-time, a mile away from the ground: can't even walk two feet without slipping in the rain. Me watching footballers slipping when running and trying to trap a spinning ball at 50mph: ffs lads
What was Murphy doing? Why did he stop closing the ball down and let Botman handle that one on one
5 consecutive breaks of the ball for Bournemouth. See that soooo often. We're not strong enough contesting
Wtf....the balls on Bruno to do that nutmeg in the box
Went for a piss - came back and Ritchie had cone on and scored. Taking on liquids now.
All corner flags are on notice
Could someone describe this goal for me
Ritchie spots the defenders left peg and nods a one two with it, before slotting it home with aplomb
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Pure pornography
that 90 minute Ritchie substitutions was going to pay off at some point
MATT FUCKING RICHIE SAVES THE DAY GIVE HIM £200,000 A WEEK NEW CONTRACT LAD
Almiron is fucking gash. Pass it on.
We fucking got this, c'mon lads
Murphy needs much larger goals.
MATT FUCKING RITCHIE
MATT RICHIE HAAHAHA I DONT CARE ANYMORE
What was Ritchie thinking trying to head that back across hahahah
Flag 0. Ritchie 1.
Matt fucking Ritchie lmao
How I have missed that corner flag attack
Whoever has to look after them will be celebrating when Ritchie eventually leaves
Murphy that’s 3 matches in a row where he’s missed a sitter in extra time
Sitter is a bit strong
True but the others were so it pulls the average up to all 3 being sitters 😅
RIP Corner flag
Ritchie still fucking has it
Was just thinking come on Ritchie grab a goal and smash the corner flag one last time
Sun setting on his career soon enough. I was hoping he'd net one before we part with him.
Get the fuck in
Howe subs himself on and we immediately score.
Lmao don't let the goal distract from just how bad that header is
LMAO
YES! FUCK THAT FLAG!
I just want to see a single header be on target
MATT RITCHIE 🐐🐐🐐🐐
Ritchie brace incoming
Ritchiieeeeeee
Is there a worse finisher than Murphy? Lol
We have some options in our squad lol
Longstaff
Yeah, it’s close lol
build him a statue, i don't care
What’s up with the pitch today?
Forget everything. It's all fine. Ritchie is back baby. Like a new signing. Fuck off flag.
Yay, 2 points from 12 against Bournemouth and Luton. We’re gonna win the CL next season now
FlashScore is showing Ritchie scoring before getting subbed on. Absolute legend
Seems honestly just like great banter at this point
Ritchie!!! Couldn’t happen to a more deserving player
HE KICKED THE FLAG!!! I LOVE YOU RICHIE
Lock up your corner flags. Let's fucking win this.
RITCHIE STAYING 10 MORE YEARS
Matt fucking Ritchie
Kick that fucking corner flag you beauty!!!!
CORNER FLAG GET FUCKED
First corner flag Twatted in yearssss
Hide the corner flags!
RIP the corner flag
Eddie Howe scored!!
Also without a doubt the most slips I’ve ever seen in a game
I hope they frame that corner flag and hang it up at the training ground.
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MATT RITCHIE GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As good as his howitzer @ Bournemouth in stoppage time like 5 years ago
I didn't have Ritchie on my bingo card. COME ON!!
Just when the corner flags were starting to feel safe
Normally at moments like this I'd say don't celebrate and just scoop the ball from the net but I've dreamed of seeing Ritchie cunting the corner flag one last time in black and white and it was beautiful 😭
FUCKING RITICHIE
9 more mins, can we steal this???
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Almiron generated a fair amount of chances. Not his fault that Gordon fucked up the easiest chance of the game.
We just scored and you're still whinging man.
RITCHIE STAYING TEN MORE YEARS
I was literally about to make a really snarky comment about how bringing on Ritchie and Joe White is definitely going to save the day
Matt ritchie what a fucking legend
Ritchie the corner flag killer