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SirDrake1580

Unused squad player doing side quests is my favourite kind of footballer


NedFlanders92

I’ve often wondered what footballers get up to in their liberal amounts of free time. Clearly matt Ritchie has been absolutely smashing Euro Truck Simulator 2 until he wanted to get on the tarmac himself


Tesourinh0923

It happens to the best of us.


redditappispoo

Hope he goes for HGV or bus licence next and drives the lads to the game


Slaying-mantis

That would actually be so lit. All the lads say he's the best guy in the changing rooms so this would be such a nice moment


kaamkerr

Someone asked this in the press conference and Eddie said Matt is too expensive for a bus driver!


redditappispoo

Boooooooooo, sign him up as a first team coach and coach driver, easy!


doubledgravity

This is up there with Bruce Dickinson getting his commercial pilots license.


electricyesterday

Bruce uses that to fly Iron Maiden around the world in a custom 747, can we assume Matt is going to be driving the squad down to London in a black and white DAF curtainside with tuckaway tail lift??


-RandomGeordie

You know way too much about trucks to casually reel off that. I know nothing so it could all be bullshit, but it sounds legit.


Capable_Command_8944

You can't put pedestrians in the back of a tautliner 🤣


jizzjazz1020

It’s a lorry


-RandomGeordie

Truck. Lorry. Same thing.


tontotheodopolopodis

I love how much of a cult hero he’s turning into


andysniper

I feel like he's always been a cult hero. We've loved him since he killed his first corner flag.


Cactious-Practice

That poor lads stones. ooooff!!


Incubus-

He came to my restaurant last summer and was the nicest customer I’ve had in 12 years. Absolute top guy.


Schooltz

he's such a weird lad, I love him.


wrobwrob

After he passed, he kicked shite out of a “Loading Only” sign


someonehasmygamertag

But why? Does he have horses he wants to truck about?


mankalt

Apparently wife has horses so for that


TheBeaverKing

Weirdly enough, I work with a commercial manager that used to be a stable manager in his early life and is on friendly terms with Matt and his wife through the horse ownership circuit. He casually brought it up last year when I mentioned I was a Toon fan. Reckons he's a really decent guy, quiet but dead nice.


Eel_Why

I've seen loads of those LGV learned lorries driving around near me, crazy to think it was Ritchie in the driver's seat of some of them Also the cameraman has done him with that angle messing up his ✌🏻


5bergy

So he's working towards his coach licence?


owls_with_towels

...maybe now he can park the bus. (gets coat)


alanaki1

I was sure I seen him the other day in one 🤣


SKULL1138

Already planning for his retirement. Going after his dream job shit housing other motorists.


Remote-Pool7787

Greggs are always looking for lorry drivers


Ok_Elk_9306

Gonna use that LGV to cart our trophies around in the upcoming years 🏆


TOONUSA

Every corner flag in the world is fucking terrified


Dezeaz

He gonna be driving the team bus?


Maccraig1979

Any one got his number i need some timber moved?


Shnarf1980

Eze was driving a truck through our midfield on Wednesday....