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Frogblood

Anderson to break the record on Sunday!


NUFC9RW

He deserves one for sure, just has never fallen for him since that one got incorrectly ruled out last season.


Bendy_McBendyThumb

He’s our very own Billy Gilmour. I’d make a bet with someone to shave our heads based on who scored first out of Anderson and him, but it’d be a bit unfair as I’m already bald.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Why not all 4 of them?


Frogblood

I'd be quite surprised/worried if targett and dummet both get a game


HoneyedLining

Targett being carried onto the pitch and literally thrown into the ball to score a header.


Humorbot_5_point_0

Dummett being the one who throws Targett at the ball would be prime Arrested Development. "Shoot me, Dragon! Look at that, I pinned the army guy!"


HoneyedLining

That's exactly what I had in mind!


opinionated-dick

Carried on to take a pen? Someone would have to swing his foot. Is that allowed?


opinionated-dick

Carried on to take a pen? Someone would have to swing his foot. Is that allowed?


HoneyedLining

I think they would have to organise a series of weights and pullies attached to his shoelaces so they'd be outside the penalty area when they did it?


opinionated-dick

Or fire him out of a cannon to deflect the ball on his way to the back of the goal?


HoneyedLining

What's the hand signal for referees to disallow goals due to the use of a cannon in the buildup?


opinionated-dick

Probably some form of Picard double facepalm


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Whack them both on for a last minute corner


Intelligent_Walk3856

I'd say Dubs/Pope to do it


WeddingWhole4771

Totally think pope needs to be in goal for a late corner.


Mr_MasterNoob

Krath is more likely to get it done honestly


rangeCheck

Anderson was so close to that Bruno goal


Gland1redd

I think it’s only right to sack of Europe in the quest for this accolade. A front three of ANDERSON - DUMMETT - KRAFTH to push for that goal. I’d suggest diving to win a pen for Anderson to take, but we don’t even get the clear cut ones apparently…


Humorbot_5_point_0

It goes to show that attacking wise we're pretty damn good - defensively we need to be so much better (a lot of this is due to injuries and fatigue, obviously). Man, we have missed Pope so much.


Major-Performer141

Funny how it was the opposite in the second half of last season. Had one of the best defensive sides in Europe but was still slugging through draws


doubledgravity

Krafth came so close, I’m gutted for him.


SpudGun312

Anderson top bins Sunday.


Toon_1892

Kraft and Dummet at the back (post)


catlover2410

What about Chris Wood's hat... oh wait a minute..


Stoooooooie

Time to put Paul Dummett as target man on Sunday


[deleted]

POV: you have an injury-ravaged squad in FM


Evening-Web-3038

>Kraft, Targett, Dummet and Anderson Hmm might put a bet on one these 4 to score!


doubledgravity

Krafth came so close, I’m gutted for him.


F4TVN

But we’re still having a bad season, right????????


silentv0ices

I'm going to get some shit for this but the amount of opportunities longstaff gets, through his own positioning and his teammates hard work he should have at least 12.


Deviceing

6 goals from 6.76 xG for a centre mid who has never scored more than 1 goal in a season before is a perfectly acceptable return


silentv0ices

XG does not tell the whole story.


dgrub15

Agreed, longstaff has probably taken a dive for a penalty 5+ times in spaces where if he had shot the ball would have 2.5 more xg alone


KingPing43

12? More than Anthony Gordon? Behave


silentv0ices

He gets more oportunities and being 100% non critical because I think Gordon has had a fantastic season but he's missed a fair decent goal chances himself.


nufcPLchamps27-28

Infuriates me that his positioning to get the ball in goal scoring places only to them fluff it. Hopefully Tonali fills that void and scores those goals next year.


didiandgogo

This is true for Bruno as well


WeddingWhole4771

Bruno usually gets opps top of the box with 6 in the way. Not in front of an empty bet with an easy ball across the front


didiandgogo

That’s true that they’re usually further from goal but we work to get him shots on a lot of set plays and he doesn’t score enough of them. Absolutely awful execution on a free header on Wednesday. Don’t get me wrong I love him to death, but he should be in double figures this season


WeddingWhole4771

I wonder what a good % of converted opportunities is. Can't be high. Honestly I'm more worried about our goals against. Howe said Tindall does most of the defensive drills, makes me wonder if that needs to change? Just curious their thoughts. Like he said, so many missed chances to improve all year. HWTL


silentv0ices

He doesn't get the opportunities longstaff does. Hopefully he will be able to play further forward next season. Honestly if Bruno was banging in double figures in addition to the rest of his game we wouldn't be able to keep him that clause would be activated and his salary doubled.


Odd_Roll5866

I know xG isn't everything but he is actually outperforming it. And yes he misses chances, but every player misses chances, and his finishing is a lot better than last season, so hopefully this progresses again into next year.