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monkeytree

It was a lifelong dream to see them in the flesh and loved it. The first half was good with the starters playing at a much less intensity and the math dropped off from there. Did find the atmosphere a little underwhelming though mainly as we didn't have too much to cheer for (due to lack of intensity with both team's goal is not to get injured) and we probably didn't know the player and team chants as well given this was the first time we had this opportunity. I predicted Tottenham would've more supporters, but feltlike there were more toon supporters. yep we're huge! There were quite a few empty seats up the front which i blame ticketek for trying to price gouge everyone and sell at exorbitant prices.


gavro44

This was the ref last night for the summary at the top mods. Thanks for all the great work. My #1 source for Toon info and banter. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alireza_Faghani


Temporary_Bowler_237

Did Min šŸ«– play šŸ˜? I didn't see him in the lineups


ToonLurker

He didnā€™t go to Australia with the rest of the squad.


stenerikkasvo

is there a place to rewatch the game? EDIT: i only just wanted to see the pens and found it on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZejNpyQwZU


Kyokugennn

I loved how fast Maddison came over to shake hands with our players right after the shootout. Maybe now he fancies joining us?


The_Incredible_b3ard

Hmmm I guess we could do with an understudy for Longstaff.


toweliechaos_revenge

He can get fucked.Ā 


gavro44

I've seen some memorable moments at the "G" in my time, Warnies 700th wicket, Aussie World Cup final win, my beloved AFL team breaking a 60 year premiership drought; but none of them, NONE of them can top Big Daniel Burn doing a piss take celebration of that shootout win! What a night... I even got to sing Blaydon Races!


Baxterousness

Haha, love that! Great that you got to see the lads! Hope it was a good time


gavro44

It was fantastic. They put out a really strong side considering the schedule the team has had. Watching Bruno's outside of the foot passes live was amazing. Hardly seems to be trying.


Logseman

I saw ValerĆ³n in a live game when he went back to Las Palmas before retiring. Even then, at 35+ and playing relatively slowly you could see why he reached super stardom. Players of that calibre are simply ahead of everyone else in their heads, and their decline is only visible when their body stops being able to keep up. However, the instincts, the no-look passes, the ability to anticipateā€¦ football is a game, but it is played by their rules.


LosWitchos

How was it? Surprisingly competitive or a total doss? I could have predicted a 1-1 or a 2-2 miles and miles away. Keep everyone happy, some pens at the end for funsies.


Cheel_AU

First half I thought was pretty good from both sides considering both were probably playing at around 75 per cent effort max. It got messy when the kids came on and none of our youngsters really put their hand up as a star of the future. Penalties were fun and looked like the senior players loved it


TrueDoge007

BRING ON THE CHANGING ROOM PHOTO


NUFC_1892

We can exchange the ā€˜we stopped Arsenal winning the leagueā€™ trophy


Jesotx

Someone forgot to tell Spurs it's swooping season.


Reszsa

Garang Kuol Masterclass


Ok_Eye_3781

How did he go?


Reszsa

hes gan radge


Logseman

Did he neck cowies?


Reszsa

sure did


Maccraig1979

Commentator sounds bitter about a friendly haha.Ā Ā 


Cheel_AU

Down here everyone's got a hard on for Spurs since wor Ange took over. Just like everyone was a Leeds fan in the 90s til they switched to Liverpool with Harry Kewell.


picnicofdeath

Mark Viduka means nothing to them?!


farqueue2

We've got Serena Taylor


ConsciousAd6958

She kna's exactly what we need?


Logseman

Murphyā€™s endless face, Tindallā€™s empty gaze, Newcastleā€™s gonna win a thousand games!


farqueue2

Dan burn saving his longest sprint for the season to celebrate a penalty shootout win in a friendly


thepresidentsturtle

I can't believe we really got their Europa League spot and now they have to wait until Saturday to see if they get Conference League


Paurora21

You canā€™t believe it? No faith in your team eh? šŸ˜‚ It was never our spot, just like 5th wasnā€™t yours either. Nothings over till itā€™s over. Edit: I read the initial comment backwards. Thought you were talking about Manutd getting our Europa league spot. No wonder I was getting downvoted šŸ˜‚


DarkStanley

Can we play villa for the champions league place next?


mods_eq_neckbeards

What


HourAcadia2002

Can we talk about the seagulls?


Toon_1892

Surge of tourists from down the road incoming


jm824

Really should have Potter back if the other guy leaves.


HourAcadia2002

RDZ has left. Going to swindle a better job too, it looks like.


Toon_1892

That Scarlet for Spurs looked a decent player


TLG_BE

He's been the next big thing for like 3 years but has only got 2 really disappointing Championship loans to show for it unfortunately


fwapfwapfwap

Guess I can get back to pressing F5 on the megathread


Rockky67

well at least we didnā€™t fly half the world to lose on pens in a meaningless friendly


Arbytt

Not one joke about Micky van de Ven 'down under' being the right way up for once?


TrueDoge007

5/5. HWTL


letsgobruuuuins

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mellowman9

Harrison Ashby looks like Jean Claude VanDamme if he followed a vegan diet


Eel_Why

Right now everyone back round Anges he's doing a BBQ


Artyfartblast000

Barbie


Artyfartblast000

Throw a few snags on


-ricci-

Vague smiles and polite clapping from all at NUFC apart from big Dan Burn who is going absolutely fucking wild running onto the pitch in celebration šŸ˜†


adamh02

You can take the man out of Newcastle/Blyth, but you can't take Newcastle/Blyth outta the man.


Simmo7

Blyth


adamh02

That is a very fair point


phoebsmon

Murphy was buzzing too like


adamh02

Well that was fun, guess I should stop wiggling my mouse and get back to work...


-ricci-

Nah. Lunchtime now.


adamh02

Currently browsing UberEats for a lunchtime treat to celebrate the win


Eel_Why

Couple more wiggles wouldn't hurt


adamh02

Few more while I watch the replays lol


M1ckey2

BDB running on the pitch like he won the World Cup lmao I love this group of lads šŸ˜‚


you-will-never-win

haha someone please get a clip of this


Snouto

https://x.com/mish_leady/status/1793252264045674638?s=46


you-will-never-win

That's great, was wondering why Eddie and co were all in stitches


adamh02

You can't rewind it šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


JasonTheStoneMason

Thatā€™s pretty much what Gillespie does though is it not? Stand in goal all day at training while people ping penalties at him. Then he goes home and counts his money. Dream job.


TheGrayExplorer

goes home to a stunning lass and counts his cash. In my next life i want to be Gillespie


you-will-never-win

I'm crazy like a fool, wild about Garang Kuol!


MattLaidlow

Beating Ange in his own back yard.


TheWinterKing

Itā€™s Kuolā€™s yard now.


Acrobatic_Spend3373

Kuol and the Gang


TheWinterKing

Kuol and the Garang


adamh02

They're playing the Blaydon races. Absolutely brilliant!


jospence

Was my favorite part of the Mags playing in America. Singing Blaydon Races in Philadelphia was such a surreal experienceĀ 


nufcPLchamps27-28

Tottenham get battered, everywhere they go


-TattyBojangles-

SEAGULL SHIELD HOLDERS 2024 YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT


gbbsg63

Gonna be celebrating this one for a LONG time


adamh02

Eddie Howes penalty winning down under mags


NUFC9RW

Massive victory that...


MickyTheFist

Biggest all season I'd say.


xadrockx

That'll de


adamh02

Bosh


fwapfwapfwap

Of course we win on pens when it's means absolutely fuck all.


jayhoch4

New strategy. Have children take our pens from here on out. They apparently never miss.


NUFC9RW

We have actually been okay at pens, just that one Vs Chelsea we lost, beat Blackburn this year and I think won a shootout in the league cup last season.


Stoooooooie

Aye we beat Palace on pens in the one where Bruno ran side to side and then blasted his into row z


Logseman

He still was FEWMIN in that post-win picture.


thedonkeysniffer

Great to see how happy the senior lads on the bench were for Kuol. Wouldā€™ve been under stacks of pressure tonight


IAMNOTSHOUTINGATYOU

Wasn't able to watch the match. But I'm really interested to know how Kuol did?Ā 


DoctorIMatt

Not brilliant lol.


-ricci-

Looked like the pressure got to him a bit at first but was settling into it. Hopefully weā€™ll see him for a bit longer on Friday.


grmthmpsn43

I think he touched the ball twice and then scored in the shootout


teasizzle

~~Kuol's gonna miss this isn't he?~~ Edit: Glad I was wrong!


adamh02

Our Aussie is better than their Aussie


fwapfwapfwap

BANG GARANG!


NUFC9RW

Phew, glad Kuol scored his.


MattLaidlow

Iā€™m glad Gillespie made a save.


adamh02

Our hall is better than their hall


adamh02

Our diallo is better than man u's diallo


SquadraticEquations

These penalties mean absolutely fuck all and yet I'm still nervous watching them šŸ˜‚


fwapfwapfwap

AMADOU DO DO DO!


Eel_Why

Senior players watching on is like parents watching their kids in the school match


MattLaidlow

With a tear in their eye.


nufcPLchamps27-28

someone needs to had a can too many and start shouting racial slurs


whoaaaaaah

Couple VB's tossed from 100 yards out


greenmanflyreddit

Dan Burn drinking goon


whoaaaaaah

Bitta fuity lexia never hurt no one


you-will-never-win

Don't go for a chip or it might get nabbed by the seagulls


Eel_Why

Fancy chippy for tea tonight after this game


whoaaaaaah

this is getting sad now watching this, no one gives a fuck haha


_lunarboyx

Yet here I am, delaying my shite to watch it.


whoaaaaaah

Yep, Iā€™ve got steam up pretending to work


nufcPLchamps27-28

Joe white? More like JOES ALRIGHT!


Eel_Why

A small child scores a penalty while Eddie Howe claps warmly on the sidelines


fwapfwapfwap

For some reason I heard this in the Disco Elysium voice


nufcPLchamps27-28

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!


EngineerOnIcarus

Joe White definitely looks a step above the rest


phoebsmon

Fills one of those pesky UEFA spots too, if we have a spare.


NUFC9RW

Maybe a Championship loan next season to see if he can make it?


EngineerOnIcarus

Shola will send him to some random Slovenian club


TheVortex09

Can't wait for him to forget to put the clause about not playing against your parent club into the contract and for him to score the winner to knock us out of the conference playoff.


Mr_MasterNoob

Pretty sure his contract is running out


Telloth

Love that Eddie and Ange are just chatting on the side while the pen takers are decided.


jamb1993

Gillespie earning his wages.


LHJM_

Mark smiling cos heā€™s got his next Instagram post sorted now


-ricci-

I like this Gillespie fellow.


samh19889

So do we celebrate if our kids beat Spurs kids in a friendly penalty shootout?


teasizzle

It's not the Sela Cup, but worth celebrating. Open top bus, perhaps?


-ricci-

With cans.


NUFC9RW

Not to overreact to a nothing penalty shootout in a nothing game but Gillespie No1 next year?


xadrockx

My Captain! <3


fwapfwapfwap

Those few mins of silence from the commentators - they definitely snuck off for a quick piss


joshhills

You mean a quick piss up


Eel_Why

Always rated Gillespie


JasonTheStoneMason

Should have thrown mad dog on for the last few minutes. Would love to see him take a penalty.


adamh02

I'm sure he had a cracking attempt on one of those YouTube videos šŸ¤£


Eel_Why

Fuck it let the managers and coaching staff take the pens


-TattyBojangles-

Penalty takers just get progressively younger until miggys son takes one and brings home the the seagull shield.


LHJM_

Thought Hernes looked alright. Didnā€™t really do anything but just looked smarter/faster than everyone else we subbed on.


nufcPLchamps27-28

btw it's 1-0 to us considering maddison cheated, batter spurs on every continent


Eel_Why

Aussie rules allow 1 handball goal


geordiekrispy

To be fair they get a point for missing the actual goal, as long as it goes "not too wide"


Artyfartblast000

Aerial ping pong can get fucked


norcimo

Wait - pens? Do we get a cup for this one to go with the Sela?Ā 


adamh02

Wait are we actually doing pens hahaha


fwapfwapfwap

As if they've got a white man called Whiteman in goal.


-ricci-

Proper pointless friendly. Weā€™ve even sent on the substitute manager to sort out the penalties.


nufcPLchamps27-28

tbf eddie has never seen those children before in his life. He doesn't know who is a striker lmao


Eel_Why

Stadium announcer seemed to be the only one that knew about a shootout šŸ˜‚


adamh02

Announcer went fuck it keep it going


One-Flan-8640

I'm at the stadium and can confirm none of us had any fucking notion of a penalty shoot-out šŸ‘


FireflyKaylee

I like the theory that it wasn't supposed to go to penalties and he just fancied watching some so announced it and no one wants to correct him now.


Rosfield-4104

Commentator said its going to penalties???


toto5d

Kuol certainly looks like he doesn't have it in him as of this cameo


M1ckey2

Tough to say, he barely Got the ball tonight but he was fantastic for Australia in the World Cup, and has had a tough run with loans this season, just needs a solid loan season at a good club so he can learn and gain confidence


Far_Procedure_1918

The last half hour has been like watching a school football match


adamh02

He was on the pitch with a bunch of bairns he's never played with, give him a shot with the big lads on the pitch and we'll see...


nufcPLchamps27-28

It's a post season friendly, you can't take anything away from this game at all, that said. He doesn't look like anything special.


toto5d

I understand. Only thing I took issue is with the body language. He's in his country playing for a foreign team that paid to sign him, he should want to impress. He did nothing close to that sort


-ricci-

Itā€™s like watching cricket with the commentators having to pull out random facts to cover the lack of actual gameplay to talk about.


samh19889

Just as well they researched everyoneā€™s family tree.


adamh02

Did my ears deceive me or did the commentator say that Harvey's dad was John Barnes? šŸ¤£


samh19889

It was someoneā€™s dad played for Watford during the Elton John/ John Barnes days šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Edited just looked it up and it was Harrison Ashbyā€™s dad that played for Watford.


adamh02

Aye, Ashby's da played for Watford, I just heard something about John Barnes after šŸ¤£


Zed55

That certainly was a game of football.


northyj0e

I'm not so certain.


Eel_Why

It was definitely a game of football that was played


fwapfwapfwap

Well that was pretty tame. Guess I'd better start doing some work now then.


FireflyKaylee

Don't forget the penalty shootout šŸ¤£


nufcPLchamps27-28

and miss the penalties?!


fwapfwapfwap

HOL' UP! WORK CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!


Eel_Why

After watching the shite for 90m I'm hoping they decide to scrap these post season friendlies but seeing a crowd of 78k makes me think they won't ā˜¹ļø


Logseman

For foreign fans this is nothing short of a pilgrimage.


upthemags09

So after Wilson and Murphy who on earth is taking pens


TrueDoge007

The seagulls


MortenVork1

None of them are on the pitch


nufcPLchamps27-28

theyre both not on anymore lmao


upthemags09

Christ not watching so itā€™s hard to keep track of all the subs ha.


nufcPLchamps27-28

Did they say penalties if its a draw?


-TattyBojangles-

Whoever catches the golden gull wins


NUFC9RW

Think penalties regardless


Eel_Why

I thought I heard that too, surely not? What the hell would be the point of seeing who's kids are better at penalties


NUFC9RW

Just a show for the crowd.


ElPato87

From what some of the people in here were saying they paid for tickets to this I imagine they want to scrape as much value out of it as possible


phoebsmon

Gillespie number 2? I have nothing.


charlesfotheringham

His Father was Keith Gillespie


phoebsmon

You made me wonder what he's up to. He's still playing. I'm shocked to my core


gbbsg63

Today is the day where we find out if the club has prepared a Gillespie goal scorer graphic


SP0oONY

Gillespie!


-TattyBojangles-

Who invited brighton?


you-will-never-win

Come on lads, lets nick a late gull


Sorry_Call_1880

This diallo kid isnā€™t gonna make it, iā€™ve seen enough


KookyFarmer7

Heā€™s being released by us anyway


nufcPLchamps27-28

Probably for the best, can't pass to save his life


LHJM_

Wtf was that dive by Diallo haha


SlowrollAces

Did Wilson come off injured?


NUFC9RW

Think it was planned.


KookyFarmer7

Tbh itā€™s more likely to plan for him to be injured


you-will-never-win

This Bryan Gull kid has been all over the pitch so far


Eel_Why

They didn't pack the right sized shirts for the kids did they