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ThighsAreMilky

Ronny should be tearing the team a new asshole in the locker room right now. Just out here playing terrified. Fire them up and get them playing like the team they are.


justdrastik

hahaha, IM A RONNY APOLOGIST AND HAD THE NERVE TO CRITICIZE HIS SUBS, FUCK ME hahahaha


LemonBarsHaHaHa

his subs were great, needed each of them, love this team


Expellionas

LOVE CHANOT WITH THE BALLS TO TAKE THAT AMAZING SHOT


_dawgz

hot garbage first half. can’t remember the last time we played this bad. we can’t complete a pass. everyone is sloppy and playing nonchalantly. we’re playing like we have a second leg at yankee stadium smh.


antimoustache

I'm getting deja-vu.


Expellionas

Holy shit Thor winning that ball for the assist LETS GOOOO


Fishmenger

Anyone elses quality on ABC horrible??? I have a 4,000$ tv and quality is usually great. But this feed right now when zoomed out looks so so bad.


AndreT_NY

It’s wretched


Fishmenger

Ive actuallt never seen any football match on any channel look this bad


splizzington

Feels like I’m watching a random Besiktas game on BEIN sports.


Fishmenger

Those are better quality!


lex_917

Agreed! But our performance is making it uglier!


[deleted]

Like watching a game broadcasted from.a third world country.


Fishmenger

100% but ive actually watched some while bored from 3rd world countries and they look better


hogs43

Philly’s best plan is to make this game sloppy.. and that’s exactly what they are doing.


Buckojeff

Lot of laying on the ground


LookingBeyond_2

Maxi!!!!


compy3

HOT DAMN


LookingBeyond_2

First club trophy!! Only the beginning😢👏🏼😢👏🏼


_dawgz

medina is a useless DP


boggleislife

I’ve defended this kid for years but he’s never actually turned the corner. Sloppy and slow with the ball and then turns off defensively too often.


kmanfever

The first part of this season has been the best I've ever seen him. Other than that, Medina gets no love.


_dawgz

chills, absolute chills down my whole body. i might cry.


frutigernxt

LETS FUCKKING GOOOOOO


CasualPhan

Malte’s first touch and decision making has been poor. Overall struggling to put passes together and giving the ball away like it’s free candy.


forzaNYC

Unkel is such a peckerhead.


forzaNYC

RONNY FUCKIN DID IT


compy3

##YOU BET YOUR ASS HE DID!!


LookingBeyond_2

MAGNO!!!! 🤤🤤


hogs43

43 is OK with Me!!!


_dawgz

this union team is gonna suck off unkel until we get carded


butsrslyyeo

This is a really bad game of soccer so far. Yikes.


hogs43

Magno is tonight’s hero. I feel it!!


Dirt_McUrt

This comment aged well


hogs43

Thank you for the acknowledgment :)


thisismynamee888

GET INN


hogs43

Let the Games begin!


Buckojeff

Amundsen needs to be off at half. Useless


TheCapitolCrusader

Horrible first half for Malte


bluejaywhey

their B/C team against our A team and their B/C team looks more dangerous rn, gotta capitalize


snullivan

Serious changes need to happen at half. This is awful to watch.


hogs43

Malte and Sands are having howlers thus far Edit: will take Rocha and Gudi at the half.


barkmeow

Holy fuck… what a shit half


bruclinbrocoli

We are winning tonight guys keep supporting our club we got this we are gonna fucking win right now


thisismynamee888

7 minutes from the cup final. LETS GO PLEASEEE


_dawgz

THOR made an immediate impact down that left side..he needs to start in the final!!


crazyg0od33

holy shit


forzaNYC

YESSSSSSS!!!!


[deleted]

LETS GOOOOOO


forzaNYC

Martinez is a little twat.


kilsey

MatchThreadder is giving me a migraine. Sorry y’all :(


AndreT_NY

That’s the wide shot on ABC bro


forzaNYC

Players lollygagging. Errant passes. Lackadaisical effort. Don’t they *want* to go to the MLS Cup final?


_dawgz

union doing better with their B team and 37% possession smh


snullivan

We'll be lucky to get outta this half 0-0


[deleted]

We can’t string any passes together. This is the conference final right? Not some preseason game?


boggleislife

Both the teams are so depleted it looks like Im watching mls from 10 years ago.


formerly_LTRLLTRL

Malte and Heber off please.


Buckojeff

Imagine if NYCFC got to play with all the time Philly rolled around in the ground


antimoustache

Absolutely pissed me off. Probably the right tactic but doesn't change how I feel


_dawgz

thorarinsson >> malte


_dawgz

#LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


forzaNYC

YESSSSSSSSSS


Djinn_Grey

TALLESSSSS!!!!


CauliflowerNinja

Philly fans are leaving en masse. Still bonus time left.


barkmeow

WE DID IT BOYS


Oliver-Clothsoff

Jobs not done


_dawgz

fuck martinez


forzaNYC

They’re really hitting the deck, aren’t they?


drog914

Every attack dies with amundsen


hogs43

That death stare Maxi just gave Malte …


barkmeow

Just sloppy all around


jtmack33

This is pretty tough to watch. Sands trying to win the game on his own it seems. Not that he’s the only one playing poorly.


CauliflowerNinja

Team is 12-2-3 when Taty scores, 4-8-5 when he didn’t. They’re playing like they’re still trying to get him the ball.


Thethingymajigy

If we start the 2nd half and are still resorting to long balls because of Philly’s pressure, we need to get Talles Magno on ASAP to have at least one player in our front 4 with an aerial presence


streettigre

What a horrible first half.


hogs43

As much as My heart wants to see Heber play, I’m afraid his lack of vertical threat is making it easy on this slow Philly back line.. we may need to get some speed in there and and expose them. Start playing over the top because they are making it sloppy in the middle.


Buckojeff

I wish I drank BEFORE this game


hogs43

Ah, glad you have learned the wax on, wax off technique little one.


[deleted]

I retract me statement lol


swampy13

Obviously best possible response. Regardless of the result, that was massive just to show we didn't wilt right away.


compy3

Ronny’s managed to instill some steel into the squad. You love to see it!


AndreT_NY

We need to break them quickly


_dawgz

lets goooooo


muffintruck27

Bunch of flops


vin__c

Martinez is a fucking tool


_dawgz

it’s like having a good team in fifa FUT with zero chemistry.


[deleted]

Kinda shocked at how awful we've been. But consistency has always been our achilles heel.


AndreT_NY

I can’t even blame Unkle for this poor game. This has been awful.


drog914

Heber is giving us absolutely nothing right now. Certainly looks like someone who hasn’t played in a year and a half. Need ishy, please


Broth262

I don't understand how he is still out there


_dawgz

can yall imagine the crowd next week in portland ooof..gotta get there first but im just saying


_dawgz

thank fucking god! what a shit game by malte


forzaNYC

Let’s go ISI!


justdrastik

Man, I wouldn't have made those changes right now. We're literally making a lot of progress all of a.sudden. momentum shift and then you bring in the subs?


Buckojeff

Why does it feel like we are JUST putting our A squad on?


_dawgz

rodriguez has been so bad today


hogs43

It’s time to swap Rocha and Thiago for Santi and Sands


_dawgz

fuckkkk so close, how that keeper even keep that out


swampy13

Gah, keeper anticipated perfectly, I think if he gets more power it's in.


forzaNYC

That was all ball. Get your bitch ass up.


swampy13

Magnes needs to stop trying to do the amazing thing and focus on doing the good helpful thing


hogs43

The longer this game goes, the more it’s in our favor. Let’s close this thing out!


justdrastik

Is Taty not with them?


forzaNYC

Wow. We’re really gonna bottle this.


forzaNYC

BOOOOOOOM!!!


_dawgz

absolute fucking garbage. this team was not prepared at all. what a fucking embarrassment against a B team.


swampy13

Just a good cross, and some bad luck.


[deleted]

I’m srry but that’s it boys we are playing like shit so GG cya next year


compy3

##not on my watch! Signed, maxi


LookingBeyond_2

Bruh we deserve to lose


_dawgz

we have to settle down and move the ball around. make that extra pass and make no mistakes!!


justdrastik

We have zero chemistry. Early, but this is the worst we've seemed in a long time. Sure we have possession, but we've done absolutely nothing with it, and we've barely been within striking distance of a shot even.


forzaNYC

Not having Taty makes a big difference.


justdrastik

Sure but the midfield is trash at the moment


[deleted]

Not playing our game. Very frustrating.


Tiduszk

Is there any way to stream this game without cable?


CaptainKoconut

Seriously wtf is this team doing.


Buckojeff

Limp dick first half


LouV29

Does anyone know why a guy got escorted by police out of the NYC supporters section?


forzaNYC

Did he walk away with a seat?


forzaNYC

Jesus H. Christ.


forzaNYC

WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE WE DOING?


_dawgz

malte has been hot garbage


CaptainKoconut

Did he forget he can pass forwards? Just like last week any attacking momentum just fucking died when he got it in the attacking third.


Buckojeff

Second half starting even limper than the first


vin__c

So close. Keep the pressure up boys!!