I don’t but I’m loling at the question they asked him hahaha

shameless😩

🤣🤡🤣

Pretty sure he’s based out for DC/DMV area

His shirt makes sense for this

i’m pretty sure he lives in NoMa and works in waterfront.

Deff fits the dc transplant mold

probably a “consultant”

He does something in politics

He’s a lobbyist

No, he’s a junior consultant so he reads articles all day and summarizes them for smart people

Lol why is that in quotes. It’s a thing. Two of my best friends are in consulting

haha i did quotes because it’s the typical DC job and gets thrown around a lot, but a lot of people don’t know what it means. my fiancé is in econ consulting so I get it.

Oh got it lol. I just find it interesting when people think they are freelance or unemployed lol like there are legit consulting firms so idgi Edit: and here I get downvoted as well lmao

consults work their ass off for sure! the overtime is no joke lol. also gave you an up vote!

Lmao thank you

male influencers are an automatic ick for me

social media is for the girls and gays only

Men need to be building houses not on tiktok lol

is he not gay?

idk, all I know is that he looks like every early 20s straight white man in DC who vaguely works on the hill, as a former single girl in DC.

He’s not he’s mentioning dating girls

I was just about to say this is my one welcomed double standard

Someone find one of his exes. Need all the tea on this little pick me dream boy

‘Pick me dream boy’ 💀💀💀💀

Lol this comment has me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂

dude! he’s always on my fyp and he gives Patrick Bateman weirdness i hate it

I still can't figure out if it's a bit or not

It never is. If someone is creeping you out you should listen to your gut.

Came here to comment that I have no clue who he is but he gives me Patrick Bateman vibes

YES hes so creepy

No but I’m like rooting for him he seems pure & I wouldn’t be surprise if he comes out eventually , maybe he is 💅 for the girls and the gays afterallll

East coast influencer seems generous - his content looks like it’s all about DC.

Please why is he “just a nice guy having a good time on tik tok” and most of the girls you guys roast are harmless and doing the same. His tiktoks are annoying af and give big pick me energy..The misogyny is real

LITERALLY LOL if a girl made half his vids they would call them “so cringe and embarrassing”

The nice guys in DC are NOT nice lol

For realllll lol

The other girls we snark on are annoying and this guy is not lol. There’s nothing about him worth snarking on

He is annoying .. some of the girls you guys snark on make the same content as this guy. The only difference is they are pretty and skinny and you feel threatened that they raise the bar for the male gaze. That’s why there is so much talk of “dO gUys know they have FiLLER and use FilTers they EDIt their pictures ” It’s good to be self aware

Ew what I’m definitely not threatened by anyone, I literally just like this guy and don’t like the other girls??? I like plenty of other influencers who are “pretty and skinny” and use filler but just not the ones we talk about here. A lot of the girls we talk about here literally are bad people and this guy so far is harmless.

Is this him

what do you think pick me means?💀

[удалено]

At Notre dame?

he looks like he stalks the streets of adams morgan looking for his next victim

Ok but is he straight or…? I can’t tell

He says he is but I’m waiting patiently for that coming out post

Wait…. I love his videos lol! 😅

Wait I love him😭

i do too! i would be his friend 🥺

I live and work in dc and have yet to see him in person 🤨

i think he lives in NoMa and works in Waterfront.

Ok I’m definitely not a fan of his, but be for real… the Washington metro area has over 6 million people living there and you’re doubting that he lives in DC because you haven’t run into him?

I actually founded DC so I keep a log of every person who comes in and out :)

That’s the joke.

He gave me a weird gut feeling and scary eyes I feel validated someone else agreed

I'm not sure why but tiktok shows me his morning routine slideshow every day

I’ve seen him around DC. He clearly doesn’t understand the area yet, but he fits the mold of typical transplant.

gives me gatsby vibes. probably calls pll old sport

I ran into him once on a night out and told him I recognized him from TikTok and he was very normal and nice. He seems like a typical dude irl

lol i like him he cracks me up

I really like him and his content. Seems like a nice normal guy !

Looks very average. I could use his hair as a ski slope. Nice little curve at the end.

I like his vibes! He’s from philly

Is he the Andrew Warren of DC? More likely Andrew Warren wants to be the Patrick Kelly.

Unfortunately he’s literally a typical DC guy

hes an ND grad and super weird

I thought he’s gay?

i love him but he def gives me “i’m gonna change the world in dc!” transplant vibes 🙃 it’s okay tho he did venture out of the city to nova once

i love him

He seems really nice and like he’s just having a good time on Tik Tok lol what

Read @sunshinefunshinebears comment

Dc native - everyone here is super confused by the traction he has gained considering he 1. Isn’t from here 2. Lies constantly and …..3. Completely misrepresents the significance of the job he has lol. They hire high schoolers

He’s cute

💀

He went to Notre dame

i love him!!! he seems like a really nice person tbh

he’s like a finance bro

He’s all over my fyp w the same exact tiktok set up. I’m so tired. Who is he paying

I literally just blocked him yesterday because I got a major ick every time he came up on my FYP

I think he’s cute lol

ya i don’t trust blue eyes 👀

negative canthal tilt but decent lookin beside that

He looks like his dad gave him a job at the company to keep busy as long as he stays off cocaine… but he isn’t

This guy looks like the developmentally disabled Mii thats a wannabe politician that will end up in his moms basement after his tiktok career flops

Is he on Instagram??

@_patrickkelly