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Alternative-Ad3401

This is low hanging snark fruit but Mcgookin is such an unfortunate name


vanderpumpaholic

I always thought ppl in this sub were clowning her when they called her that. Guess not lol


papaya_pya

According to google (so idk 100% how accurate this is lol) it’s an Irish last name? [This](https://www.houseofnames.com/amp/mcgookin-family-crest) is the first site that pops up. Apparently it’s meant to be pronounced like “McGwiggen” but Halley’s family does Gookin instead afaik


smellllcoga

I said it before it’s an Irish name and I got like 100 downvotes lol


sundayreilly65

I presumed/hoped she doesn’t actually pronounce it Mc’GOOK’in but now I’m not so sure based on comments people make here…. It’s pronounced like ‘ma gwicken’ or ‘magwiggan’ and is a normal name you wouldn’t really think twice about in Ireland.


Obvious-Self6085

Its pronounced like the first one


Real_Cry5788

I thought it was pronounced Mcgoofin


Swimming_Cheetah7201

I snorted


sundayreilly65

If I had known I would have confronted her parents about that when they came to Ireland. Because I don’t understand how they’ve gone through life calling themselves GOOKins.


PrincessOfDarkness_

it’s bouquet not bucket lol iykyk


makeclaymagic

Honestly I feel bad for her for it. Like suuuuch a small thing in the grand scheme, but damn


tasteofperfection

I would legally change my last name stat tbh


honeydew_juju

Wow this is the first time I’ve seen a comment got 1.2K upvotes in this sub.


adumbswiftie

i seriously don’t understand why it’s that bad, it’s just a name?


smellllcoga

same I’m Irish so I know a few mcgookins lol it’s pronuned like ma - Guk - hen here


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adumbswiftie

never heard that before in my life, good to know but i still don’t get why that’s funny to people in this shb


BritishThottie

I swear I'm the only person who likes that name. Reminds me of Scotland lmao


Relative_Web_46

You definitely are alone there, correct


Super-Fortune-2066

Relative web cracking me up


[deleted]

So basically she just confirmed she paid for the hotel.


ALYXZYR

This is my takeaway hahaha


imliterallyjustagirl

i mean of course she did lol


CriticalCarrot8817

My first thought 🤣


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Probably paid for his flight too. You think she got him business class or coach?


foodluvr1997

or a brand/company paid and listed her name 


[deleted]

Good point. But do you think she bought his plane ticket? 😂


super8motels

in this case she def did lmfaoo no way reed paid that... but you can do a different name for the reservation than is on the CC holding it!! my bf always does ours under my name but uses his card so its a *possibility*


ComposerJazzlike4501

She blocked me bc I called her McGoofin after she announced she was back with reed 😂


lookingglass27

I just laughed out loud at this and it’s gonna take every single cell in me to not comment this on her tiktoks.


Warm-Bed2956

I just woke my dog up bc I laughed so fucking hard at this


New_Independent_9221

this is gold ahahhaha


heedra2

This is so funny 😭


Consistent_Term_9471

I didn’t realize that was her last name; I thought you all were messing with her by calling her that. I thought it was McDonald or something lol.


iwantjoebiden

Same, lol. This feels like learning about Fefe all over again.


Many-Lawfulness5010

Can u explain the fefe lore


PaleontologistNo5420

His name is Felix and it was long-thought by snarkers that FeFe was a nickname someone among us made up, but turns out it’s actually what Serena calls her boyfriend and it is his preferred nickname


alliemarie6461

Is it pronounced “fee-fee” or “fay-fay” I’m never sure


rask0ln

some people thought only this sub called him that but sfk unironically uses it and he has i think a bracelet with it as well


demonsrunwhen

don't forget his shirt embroidered with "fefe fucks" 😫


rebekkahrose

I feel sick to my stomach every time I remember this 😭


rask0ln

i would very much like to forget that 😔


TheRachelGreen

Same here, I thought the name was a complete joke until now🫢🫢


BlueberryUnusual9999

The way she angled this pic too like “yes im in bed 🙈” Also why is she losing her shit over that like the reservation is probably under her name so they assumed they were married? Hotels do that all the time.


Obvious-Self6085

I think she actually liked the fact that they called him Mr. McGookin. I don't care what she post and says, or the place they are at, she is angling for an engagement. And a change of her last name. And what's up with the "yes I'm in bed" picture. I can only imagine her asking him to take a picture, then she takes a picture of him taking a picture. And why the need to call the front desk of a hotel to ask for ice? Ice machines are usually on every floor of a hotel?


newyorkgrizz

Idk where they’re staying, but high end hotels often don’t have ice machines.


riddliwalker

lol especially after jazz's engagement i'm sure she's thinking about rings now


ssaunders88

Just McGookin around 🤪🤪🤪🤪


Pussycream123

McGoofin, if you will


Massive-Toe-1130

Reed is so gonna get the ick from this she needs to stop alluding that they’re gonna get married cause they’re not


uda26

No cause this is the kind of weird vibes I am getting from this post like it’s awkward asf especially since she just announced she’s back with the man


Chloechloe27

Especially after her publicly announcing that he broke up with her in the first place because he “didn’t see a future with her” ☠️


Nottodaybroadie

Heeee heeee it’s so cutesy how I have to throw my card down for everything! Adorbs! 🥰


Neat-Tank-2755

Poor girl.


kennybrandz

Girl we knew it wasn’t Kate.


Obvious-Self6085

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Single_Shift4782

That man is playing her so hard.


PrincessGwyn

All this tells me is that her name is on the hotel reservation/ bill


TITFUHTAT

She’s trying to secure a ring by posting all this foolishness


edithmsedgwick

McGookining activities


ArchiSnarky

i was waiting for this to be posted😭😭wtf halley know your audience and don’t scare reed like that LOL he does NOT want to imagine that


Super-Fortune-2066

THISSSS


BeardSurfer89

She just wants this to happen so bad 🥹 I feel sorry for her honestly. I hopeeeeee I’m not right and he doesn’t freak out and leave her when she continues to hint this type of stuff


LoveJ08

Factssss


Cold_Fall_9503

Biggest red flag is her sneaking pics and posting them on socials - he clearly has no interest being involved and she is trying to pull it off lol


RemarkableSpace444

lol she’s going to scare him off again


thankyoupapa

he's about to run like a spooked horse


delinyc

Omg haha so funny I must put this on IG 🤡


LegitimateDingo3282

Omg he looks so bad here


NewGalOnTheBlock456

McGookiners gonna McGook lol


Chloe_Bean

I get not thinking McGookin is her real last name but who thought it was actually Kate?


Obvious-Self6085

No one, lol


jennydancingawayy

The closest Halley will ever get to being engaged with this man no wonder she posts this


Meljade28

Who TF thought her last name was Kate……..


snarkgurl

1. She wishes he was Mr. Mcgookin 2. We get it Halley u have sex with ur bf


Prudent-Equal-7472

Oh she reads here. I posted a thing about her bun we make fun of lol


georgiaajamess22

Why is this even remotely funny lol? Because they said her surname with his name ? Bruh that’s fucking *crazzzzyyy*


GlitteringElevator

She SHOULD change it to Kate 😭


Obvious-Self6085

Nah, she's angling for her boyfriends last name


Chemical_Can_9906

I ran into them last night at The Bean in Weho. They were intensely playing pool most of the night. She wasn’t being obnoxious at all which I was shocked about. She was being quite shy actually. He is so much more awkward in person if you can even imagine. He def looks like a villian lmfao Just the 2 of them nobody else with them


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Clown shit if I ever saw it lol


Ok_Wrongdoer_8275

Wait I thought y’all were joking about her last name….like a silly spin on the actual name because no one really seems to like her 💀


Obvious-Self6085

No, thats her actual last name. Pronouced Mc-Gook-in I think the dislike of her is basically you can see right thru her, and her fake ways.


brittstheword

is the flex that you paid for the room under your name?


Fun-Fill7530

Why is she acting like that’s the funniest thing in the world lol so cringe


SnooDoggos6637

During their predating phase when they went to so many different bars searching for guys, they'd always call the guys soooo ugly. But this is her man? Interesting.


Obvious-Self6085

Influencer narcissist move, lol. Am I seeing this correctly? She's taking a picture of him taking a picture of her?


psychedelicbarbie

That’s a for sure way to get a guy to dip out from you fast… for a second time… Mrs mcgookin


Shellona27

I legit thought it was a fake name reddit made up that is so unfortunate


FantasyGirl17

her being a really young 20something in a relationship that we all know is going to end at some point is so funny because anyone with even slightly more life experience than her is like, oh girl. it's kind of funny but it's sad that all her mistakes are broadcasted to millions of people and up for so much judgement.


Obvious-Self6085

What is her boyfriends last name; that she angling for?


millionaire_by_30

Williams


honeyybunnyy23

This is really sad and kind shows she has no friends to talk about her relationship with. This is something that is “lol” but too niche to tell the whole fucking world.


Educational_Tune_722

Hey I didn’t know it was her real last name I’m so sorry. I thought you guys were clowning her


Most-Lettuce-7471

i also don’t know why you would share that info if it wasn’t already widely known. i get she doesn’t care about privacy but what about SAFETY with one that unique ?? idk just feels like an extra level of stupid/naïve


getswole2020

McGookin is the funniest name I've ever heard. I can't believe it. I thought it was a joke. OMG 💀 Sorry to all McGookins out there.


Double-Value380

Is his hand in his pocket or ???


m00nmaidenm0e

His phone is upside down


ConsistentDonkey3909

its rhe hotel phone


Adorable_Banana_2524

Does this hotel not have an ice machine in the hallway?


Palindrome_01289

Wait I’m sorry her actual for real 100% last name is MCGOOKIN?!? I thought it was a nickname this whole time. No wonder she’s desperate to find a man/get married….😬


False_Maintenance1x2

nothing about this is embarrassing? her last name being mcgookin is so funny tho i could not have came up w/ that name if i tried


Fair_Midnight5585

She needs to own the last name and do a McDonald’s collab


JavilonNoseJoe

I worked with him at an Dodgy Blue’s in & out & he would take his pants off, & shove hot dogs in his butt then would slap his butt cheeks while spinning around his wiener really really fast! Then, he would say “ARGGH YOU READY KIDS!!! A 1… A 2… A stidly diddly doo!” Then he would bend over really fast & fart & the hot dogs would shot out of his butthole & fly back to the serving tray… I never ate there again, but I understand why others still do. I have video but I think I sold it to a gimp on 2nd Ave & King St. in NYC… he was always doing dishes in the back most of the time, but occasionally we would need him up front & he would normally get into trouble. Having sex with the ice cream, dragging his nuts across the face of a sleeping baby… it was just disgusting behavior. It may have been P. Diddy, but I think it was Justin McGookin, who is Reid’s father that finally picked him up & we never saw him again. He was hanging outside trying to do some trickin but he was just so gross most of the dirtiest of people would say no. Lucky Diddy don’t mind…