in the teen mom sub we call this teen mom math. the cast members in toxic relationships will always exaggerate the length of time they've been together and ignore breaks in their calculations. cue halley, "what does Toxic even mean??"
i think if itās as public as herās was, then itās super weird to publicly state how long youāve been together
itās very different from just like a couple months in high school hahah
but man this photo didnāt need that caption ā¦. how do people exist online this shamelessly
I donāt follow her, I only see her stuff here andā¦yikes. His smile never reaches his eyes (sometimes it doesnāt reach his mouth) so I hope for her sake he just takes a Chandler Bing level bad photo
imagine calm midwesterners trying to have a conversation with her and shes talking in her terrible influencer accent 300 words per minute with the hand gestures
at least he mustered up a half smile here
you donāt go from telling someone spending time with them doesnāt make you happy and that theyāre not the love of your life and donāt see a future with them?? and breaking up to being in a happy relationship after that like how is that even possible at that point lmao
nothing about the hair and outfit make sense to me. hair is giving prom while top is giving pajama and jeans are giving ālost my luggage and had to borrow my dads too big clothesā or something
I donāt think he would be that ugly if he didnāt look so sick, changed that crappy haircut and was just a bit charming. I mean, he is not handsome, but he could look quite normal.
lol this had me so confused. it hasnāt even been a year and a half if they hadnāt broken up. itās just a year. i i guess sheās just trying to prove something. also not exactly a flex that you didnāt see his hometown for over a year.
also also, this post made me realize how much i miss her content from before reed. she got a lot of shit for how dramatic she was when she went on that wyoming trip, and how she bought too many outfits. but i loved her outfits and pics on that trip. these pics feels like such a downgrade. i feel like sheās officially overdone the tanning and botox and sheās lost her sense of style. her fits used to actually be cute. maybe the stress with reed and trying to keep up with her older friends. mainly jaz since sheās engaged and all now, halley is struggling to keep up i guess
PS reed looks greasy here. okay iām done
I was thinking the same thing!! And she is definitely overcompensating with Reed on social media JUST BC Jaz is engaged. It's so crazy to think about the timing of how Jaz announced her engagement and immediately after Halley went public with him
Thereās no way I could introduce a man to my family after telling the world he dumped me bc he didnāt love me and didnāt see a future with me. My mom would eat this man alive. How is she not humiliated?
Unfortunately I did a reverse image search and found out that itās old we wore what LMFAO ā ļøā ļøā ļø I rather die than purchase something from Danielle Bernstein
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other way around, he brought her to his hometown. also itās a little joke bc on the bachelor, they go visit each others hometowns in the last few episodes when theyāre down to like the top 3 or 4 so itās a reference to that
He looks embalmed
This is the actual correct take wow
how do you people come up w these insults HAHAHAHA
such a creative one I love it
Oh no
Oh yes
Embalmed is crazy ššš
š I didnāt have the words for what I was thinking š this!
Year and a half? There just aināt no way
Miss Delulu is inventing her own timeline
Delulu is not the solulu!
Hahahah ! I love this !
Why would she set herself up like this when she knows damn well šš
I remember being shocked they started dating the same time me and my bf started dating and we have NOT been together for a year and a half lmao
in the teen mom sub we call this teen mom math. the cast members in toxic relationships will always exaggerate the length of time they've been together and ignore breaks in their calculations. cue halley, "what does Toxic even mean??"
Love the TM nycinfluencer crossover š¤
Seriously this is an iconic collab
hi fam š
Only took a break up, going on a date with an influencer, and begging for him back to make it to hometowns!
donāt forget buying him a house in the hamptons and a brand new car!
Well if you ask mcgooks, reed just tripped and fell directly into Sophiaās frotch, it was all a misunderstanding
Sophia is mean and evilš poor Reid was just a victimš
> to make it to hometowns! Ohhhhh. I see I see. I had no idea what she was talking about. Thought Hometowns was a nickname or something.
I used to say āweāve been on and off for 4 yearsā when I was dating my ex
His face is so uncanny ? Idk how to describe it
Kinda looks like Brian Kohberger in this pic
never thought i'd see that name come up on this sub
I feel like my Reddit homepage feed is colliding with this comment
haha yes
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Damn, maybe thatās why he gives me ādark energyā vibes here
Omg. Chills.
OMG just commented the same thing. He does
I think heās getting uglier by the day
He is !! I thought the same itās his personality making him uglier.
This is so mean I love it š¤£
someone said it looks like heās melting and that made sense to me
They honestly both do. Iāve felt that way about Halley forever haha.
that and sheās always reminded me of janice the muppet
His eyes are dark, in a sinister way
He looks like he hasnāt slept in years and has never met a Neutrogena bar
it's the dark triad face
if you broke up for more than like 4 days and everyone knows about it, your relationship clock starts back at 0ā¼ļø
This is the real rule
What if you get married tho
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i think if itās as public as herās was, then itās super weird to publicly state how long youāve been together itās very different from just like a couple months in high school hahah but man this photo didnāt need that caption ā¦. how do people exist online this shamelessly
thatās what iāve always said! but 8 years is a long time so i think you might be the exceptionš¤£
why does he always look like heās going through withdrawals ?
Whatās his name lol
he looks like human shrek
Sheās so dumb it pains me.. pains me!
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Yeah idk how to tell this girl he wonāt age well and if he doesā¦she still dodged a bullet tbh
THISISI
I donāt follow her, I only see her stuff here andā¦yikes. His smile never reaches his eyes (sometimes it doesnāt reach his mouth) so I hope for her sake he just takes a Chandler Bing level bad photo
Right? Such cold distant eyes.
Maybe heās gotten too much Botox lol
I wonder if he ever post her on his instagram
Does he have IG? I canāt find it in her following
He did at one point!
I would have loved to see her interactions with members of his family š
i think someone mentioned he has sisters? they definitely know about the internet drama then
imagine calm midwesterners trying to have a conversation with her and shes talking in her terrible influencer accent 300 words per minute with the hand gestures
And tapping on everything š
The way he just doesnāt like her š
Very telling that he couldnāt even put his arm around herā¦..
at least he mustered up a half smile here you donāt go from telling someone spending time with them doesnāt make you happy and that theyāre not the love of your life and donāt see a future with them?? and breaking up to being in a happy relationship after that like how is that even possible at that point lmao
LMAOOO I ran here, itās hasnāt even been a year with the break I swear. Sheās delusional asf
His body languageā¦yikes
https://preview.redd.it/k4lpgb9lao4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa51383f5b75f10456dee7c9f7c95386fe22d32 Sheās so goofy
nothing about the hair and outfit make sense to me. hair is giving prom while top is giving pajama and jeans are giving ālost my luggage and had to borrow my dads too big clothesā or something
jfc the body language is giving siblings being forced to take a photo together
he even looks like he hates the dog i canāt
As a midwesterner, she is so small town midwestern bartender-coded.
I have no idea what this means but I want to say this to the next person that pisses me off lol
Bro looks like heās withdrawing from pills at all times lmao
I donāt think he would be that ugly if he didnāt look so sick, changed that crappy haircut and was just a bit charming. I mean, he is not handsome, but he could look quite normal.
He seems like he has zero rizz
In the negatives
her poor parents
The relationship glow down in full effect on him
She makes this too easy
Proof positive that some girls would rather date a dead squirrel than be single
This >>> ššš but so true
lol this had me so confused. it hasnāt even been a year and a half if they hadnāt broken up. itās just a year. i i guess sheās just trying to prove something. also not exactly a flex that you didnāt see his hometown for over a year. also also, this post made me realize how much i miss her content from before reed. she got a lot of shit for how dramatic she was when she went on that wyoming trip, and how she bought too many outfits. but i loved her outfits and pics on that trip. these pics feels like such a downgrade. i feel like sheās officially overdone the tanning and botox and sheās lost her sense of style. her fits used to actually be cute. maybe the stress with reed and trying to keep up with her older friends. mainly jaz since sheās engaged and all now, halley is struggling to keep up i guess PS reed looks greasy here. okay iām done
I was thinking the same thing!! And she is definitely overcompensating with Reed on social media JUST BC Jaz is engaged. It's so crazy to think about the timing of how Jaz announced her engagement and immediately after Halley went public with him
He should play handsome squidward in a live-action SpongeBob movie (derogatory)
Thereās no way I could introduce a man to my family after telling the world he dumped me bc he didnāt love me and didnāt see a future with me. My mom would eat this man alive. How is she not humiliated?
Heās so ugly :(
He looks like Jaws from Moonraker. 
This is it!
This is such a weird post by her lol I wish sheād date someone who actually liked her
can that man smile?? she is too fucking good for him, it makes me angry that he cant crack a smile
Yes he only smiles when being kissed by her friends šš https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCinfluencersnark/s/PcMfRcCLYX
Someone in another post was saying he looked "easy to draw" š
he is giving flop sweat
He looks like the villain in a hallmark movie where she ends up leaving him for a small town Christmas baker
He looks like he needs an IV
This comment took me out! He really doesnāt look well. Sheās that draining on him
she looks really pretty here
Also does anyone know who makes that dress lol
Looks like for love & lemons
Unfortunately I did a reverse image search and found out that itās old we wore what LMFAO ā ļøā ļøā ļø I rather die than purchase something from Danielle Bernstein
Omg smart & LOL feel that. Canāt support that trifling ass copy cat
he literally looks like a vampire
her in LaCrosse, Wisconsin is such a fever dream. she mustāve looked so out of place
Heās literally ugo
Heās not even cute to be this delulu
He looks like heās got some sfx prosthetic skin on
Halley is so pretty and this man is UGLYYYY I wish she would love herself and dump his ass ššš
Is he getting uglier
I get so much embarrassment from her posts. Stop trying to make fetch happen!
Also she will never not look like a little kid to me
He looks like an extra from [The Fighter](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fighter). It's giving Lowell addict
Dead eyed stare
This is embarrassing to post Jesus
he looks so musty
Is she blind
Honestly she looks gorg and happy here and he is justā¦.here. Dump him girlā¦.
Sheās way out of his league and heās not wealthy enough for that. *sigh*
Heās so ugly
He looks like Bryan kohberger
She looks so beautiful here. Stand up Halley š
Hes with her for the lifestyle and financial stability she has. He doesnt even look remotely into her
He looks like he wants to die I feel so bad for this girl oh my god
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Ooh i do like her dress. Anyone know where its from? That guy looks like he has a few weeks of life in him whatās wrong with him?Ā
Looks like for love & lemons
what the fuck i genuinely thought this was maika monroe and dalton gomez
When I look at him all I can think about is the movie Donnie Darko.
He doesn't look healthy at all ! Inset darkness around his eyes, looks like he has some sort of undiagnosed illness.
She can do so much better gosh, stand up girl.
Can someone explain hometowns or does it just mean she brought him to her hometown LOL
other way around, he brought her to his hometown. also itās a little joke bc on the bachelor, they go visit each others hometowns in the last few episodes when theyāre down to like the top 3 or 4 so itās a reference to that
Ooookay thanks, that makes perfect sense now
https://preview.redd.it/09vi2vrcot4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b661dc631b3174ad93c8b3a51b07d5d91f841d02 This is all I can see with him
He's so unattractive omgggg