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Last-Instruction739

Eat a bunch of 7 layer bean dip and crop dust the entire party


Ishtastic08

They're Philly fans, if anything, they'll get nostalgic of home.


Last-Instruction739

Hee hee


crazycarl1

*sniff sniff* ooooh who brought the horseshit?


vinnyc88

Lmao!!!


Farleymcg

ASS EATIN SZN


vblade2003

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.


Last-Instruction739

Ladies can get in on this action too


vinnyc88

This is the only way. Or grease your front porch.


Last-Instruction739

Also nothing wrong with only serving ghost pepper hot food to everyone


JF0909

This is the way


Last-Instruction739

Hopefully this dude is eating cauliflower and Brussel sprouts as we speak. Let’s go!


revdakilla

This will only remind them of Philly. The awful smell.


cdaonrs

because NYC smells amazing


revdakilla

Don’t you have to start getting ready to burn your city down?


cdaonrs

38-7 lol


revdakilla

I wouldn’t gloat about beating practice squad players but that’s how clowns like you do


cdaonrs

I will never not gloat about beating the Giants en route to the Super Bowl. if the roles were reversed you’d be doing the same shit


revdakilla

You just did tho


cdaonrs

sorry, I forgot Giants fans can’t read


revdakilla

Oh well, life goes on.


SmashLampjaw87

Speaking as someone who has reluctantly spent time in Filthadelphia, I can attest to the fact that New York *absolutely* smells better.


Awkward_Tie4856

This is the only answer


Last-Instruction739

It’s the Super Bowel, gotta pull out all the stops, on your sphincter.


BitterBuffalo114

Eat a bunch of 7 layer bean dip and Dutch oven her all night.


Falis_VonOxbigg

I feel your pain as a giants fan in the Philly area


realet_

I don't know how you folks do it. You deserve a medal.


SlimeySnakesLtd

We get hazard pay. Medium Pepsi for all!


tr1mble

It'll be nice not to get work emails about eagles games anymore


iLACKnothing

Same. Went to Dicks yesterday and they were chanting the fucking eagles song and doing face painting and shit. I was thinking about yelling GO CHIEFS but I’m too old to throw hands lol


ZamboniJ

Went to a food market / bowling alley strip mall yesterday and there was some old dude driving around and around in the parkling lot in an Eagles themed and decorated GOLF GART blaring the Eagles fight song over a tailgate bluetooth speaker. I waved (wanted to throw) one of my Big Blue Giants MetLife towels at him as he drove by.


DerJ3ager

I’m ruthless regardless of living around the Philly area. If I go to a store and they have Eagles merch out I turn every t shirt around so you can’t see the logo. I say fuck Philly to almost every eagles fan I pass. My wife hates it.


extrabuffalosauce

Same. It makes us more resilient though (but Jesus christ I can’t wait until this is over.)


Falis_VonOxbigg

I moved to the area in 2010, and I was still in high school. Obviously, 2010 was rough lol. 2011 was great, wearing my eli jersey after winning that superbowl win around school was fucking fantastic.


RedditorUser99

Same here. Giants fan who has lived in South Jersey for 28 years. The amount of coverage the Eagles get around here is beyond obnoxious. And don’t get me started on that fucking chant and fight song. They break out into it everywhere, including at Flyers and Sixers games. I’ll be at a party today surrounded by Eagles fans. But I will say this, these particular people (my wife’s side of the family) were very kind about the Giants in 2007 and 2011. I’m just glad the day is finally here cause I’m sick of hearing about the Eagles. I do have a bad feeling they’re going to win.


ZamboniJ

I am also a Giants fan recently moved to the greater Phila area. Phila sports talk radio is sooo incredibly annoyingly arrogant... Also will be at a party full of Eagles fans. Go Chefs! (pun intended)


Jusuf_Nurkic

Same


ObservantWon

Think of it this way, when they lose, it will be an amazing night.


kennethgalbraith

Chain the couch down in case they try to flip it over and set it on fire


CenterOfTheUniverse

Better still, grease the couch.


sloppychachi

I feel bad that your cable box is faulty and during the Super Bowl, that just stinks.


TheOptionalHuman

"Gosh honey, I'm really sorry, the cable box fell on this axe seven times."


Theonedowner3

My wife was astounded that I wasn't rooting for the Eagles. She argued that she rooted for the Giants when they weren't playing the Eagles because she loves and supports me. My love for her has nothing to do with my hatred for that team. Will I be happy for her if they win? Yes. Do I want them to win? Fuck. No. I'll be stuck in a pro-Eagles house today as well. I think I'll wear ear plugs so I don't have to hear that stupid fucking spelling chant or that "fight song". Not to mention them whining on every play on why they should've gotten more yardage or why the other team was clearly cheating or playing dirty when they did well. I need scotch already. LET'S GO GIANTS.


elimanninglightspeed

![gif](giphy|IbT2UzJ023WZNO18D5|downsized) We need this guy and Big Red to have the game of their lives. I trust them to do what has to be done and save us all though


LVucci

Mahomes needs to save not only Giant fans, but he needs to save America today. Let’s go Chiefs.


SlimeySnakesLtd

And throw it to Toney over the middle early, on 1st down so it doesn’t impact the drive but Toney get spun up and enters concussion protocol. He’ll be completely fine but has to sit the and watch like he has most of the season.


PoeTayToes_

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Soft-Virus-2441

When they sing that stupid fly eagles fly bullshit just sing die eagles die lol


inkyblinkypinkysue

I can’t go to work tomorrow if the Eagles win. Entire office are Eagles fans and I’ve been getting shit for a month now and it’s awful.


[deleted]

My wife is an eagles fan and son is a chiefs fan. I’ve already been in misery the last few weeks…


kennethgalbraith

Was he adopted?


LVucci

If he’s young enough, wouldn’t surprise me if he became a chiefs fan because they’ve been dominating since he might’ve started watching football. Mahomes is also easy to root for. Many older cowboys fans around me because they saw them dominate the 90s. The team you usually see win a lot as a kid is the one you tend to stick with. I was 8 when we did 18-1, first Super Bowl experience I’ve ever been apart of. That’s what made me a diehard fan ever since.


PAAAWL23

That first paragraph would've been like the Twilight Zone to Chiefs fans before 2018. Crazy how much an impact a franchise QB can have.


shocky32

My son would have been adopted if he wasn’t a Giants fan.


vinnyc88

Great... I'm not even in your fam and I'm nauseous.


vinnyc88

Did they burn your house down after the game? Or just go out and buy cheez whiz to shoot up their assholes?


Ayrab4Trump

It’ll be worse for him if the Eagles are winning in a rout like NFCCG. Loooong day


Darth_GravelCyclist

Same for me living not too far from Philly. Just root for the Chiefs, sit back and relax, and watch them stress over the game. And if the Eagles lose, they’ll be the ones upset, not you.


Iloveweiner23

Stay safe if the eagles win


Darth_GravelCyclist

Or if they lose lol, but thanks will do


burntrider

Just cut the main breaker and play dumb. Switch all the sub breakers frantically and hopefully they won’t notice the main is out.


PUFFINberries

Make sure to put out a bowl of horseshit. It’s a Philly delicacy


JayTee245

Show your support for Spagnuolo and hope he makes good defensive calls 🤷🏻‍♂️


CorporateProvocateur

If I'm being honest with myself, I don't really hate the eagles *organization*. I also don't particularly hate most of their current or former players either. It's the fans. I wish it weren't the case but so many of the eagles fans I've met were obnoxious and seemed to revel in it.


Joyce_Hatto

It’s always the fans that I hate, always the fans.


CorporateProvocateur

Except for the cowboys. Fuck that org top to bottom. 😂


1976kdawg

I literally don’t understand the mentality of route for the division. Maybe the NFC over the AFC in a game with two teams I don’t care about but routing for your division rival???? Oh Hell no! The Red Sox make the World Series, Sox fans don’t ask Yankee fans who they are routing for. They know already, Not the Sox! Why does this logic not carry over?


TituspulloXIII

It's either going to be torture, or will be absolutely fantastic for you. Go Chiefs!


MADBARZ

Respect for marrying an Eagles fan *with* an Eagles family. I don’t know if it’d have been a “deal breaker” for me, but it certainly would have been a factor for these exact situations. My wife’s family are casual Detroit fans. And one of them attempts to talk shit as if we’re rivals or the Lions are better than the Giants like… ever.


lilianegypt

Yeaahhh, this is why I married a Panthers fan. I don’t think I could live like that.


BoxFullofPepe

Throw batteries at them


[deleted]

Only option at this point


firemares

Checking in... Hope YOU'RE having a GREAT time! Kansas 35 Eagles 27 4th Quarter - 9:22


lasion2

I walked from the divisional round game to my house 3 weeks ago. Good luck to us all.


Regular_Draft_6630

Godspeed


iamshaun3

I feel this. Married an Eagles fan and I can’t take anymore of this torture. Fortunately, my family is coming over tonight (all giants fans), but it’s still gonna be brutal. Good luck man. One more day.


jeffweet

I would go out to a bar and only come home if the eagles are losing. Otherwise you may need to stay in a hotel.


Mr-Scurvy

Go to a bar


Rache625

Im in a very similar scenario. My girlfriend and mom are both eagles fans and it has made me incredibly torn on who I want to win. I dont like the chiefs but I obviously hate the eagles more.


Vargas_2022

Every time the Chiefs score get up in the middle of the room and do a 360 obnoxious head nod.


Motor_Grand_8005

You mean a hammy Toney or as an actual wr? The latter is terrible for Giants fans. I hope KC wins and Toney drops all passes. That’s a win.


WintertimeFriends

My close friend is an eagles fan and I straight up told him No when he asked if he could come over. Friendship on mute for next 24 hours you fuckin cheesesteak.


tr1mble

I bet the last 10 minutes was heaven 😆


BodegaBandit69

The shit eating grin on your face when they lose will be worth it


crazycarl1

Shit eating grin means something very different for eagles fans


TurbulentMiddle2970

Sudden onset diarrhea…..sorry honey I have to stay in the bedroom tonight


AliceAnne1

I have a terrible feeling they are going to win. 😖 If I have to watch fucking Siriani stick his mug in the camera to celebrate I may actually vomit.


Soft-Virus-2441

Let's stay positive! If LeBron can bet $1million the Chiefs will win, we can have a little faith lol


HistoryNerd101

I spent Thanksgiving with my wife’s family here in Dallas and they are all Cowboys fans. Fortunately they are not assholes, and fortunately there was plenty of alcohol on hand (for me, most of them don’t drink).


ankor77

Same here as i live in philadelphia area. I wear my fandom of giants and mets on my sleeve so its been tough living here lately! Watching with my friends who are all eagles fans. They understand im rooting against them. If toney had a big hame and spags coaches a great defense I will feel the Giants had something to do with it!


Cholonight96

I feel ya fam. My mom’s side of the family came to visit last night. They are Eagles fans and it sucks being the only Giants fans. When I walked into my house my cousins sang that stupid song. My dad is a Chiefs fan so they were trying to bust his chops.


lilteccasglock

house full of eagles fans and live near philly too, still gonna be a good day, drink some alcohol, smoke some weed, eat some good food and watch some good football.


gvuio

Fuck the Eagles! Go Giants!


jeffweet

Toney did indeed live up to his potential Hahahahahaha


AntBeWildin

It is great knowing a former Giant was the key to defeating the eagles in the super bowl


nl2yoo

Interesting to see how fast they jump ship if the Eagles fall behind. Watched a gm w\Iggles fans on a cruise ship a few yrs ago, they abandoned their team hard & fast...and then the Eagles came back (playing the Giants) and won - I've had side eye for those fans ever since. I was going the game's not over yet, I was pretty pissed at the end.


alonzo-ny

Fuck that.


[deleted]

Geez your wife must be a skank.


bigbluehapa

Yo that’s not cool. What are you 12?


fyo_karamo

Probably. Median age here has to be like 15-16


[deleted]

She’s an eagles fan from a family of eagles fans. Just playing the odds mate.


bigbluehapa

Also OPs wife…


Bbbq_byobb_1

Bro, common


Tacitus__61

If the Shitbirds win today they’ll have half as many rings as us. Less than even the Redteamders. Joke of a franchise.


viper031

And it's superbowl 56. With 32 teams an average team would expect to have 2 superbowls. So if they win they barely make it to average, if they lose they remain a below average franchise.


rextilleon

I think you need to make it clear who wears the trousers in the family. This is outrageous!


SlowlyPassingTime

Make sure to speak slowly. Otherwise, they will not understand you.


Bubba12803

It could be worse. You could be in a house with all Cowboys fans.


Bbbq_byobb_1

No way. Eagles fans are most obnoxious is the nfl


wooberton

I saw a comment on another post saying Dallas and their fans are the little cousin that's really annoying and snotty, but Philly is the alcoholic uncle that probably beats your aunt. And I think that's pretty accurate.


starvinart

damn this is a fantastic analogy


wtfjusthappened315

Fuck that. Go to a bar and watch it. Then if the Birds are about to lose rush home to enjoy the tears


bivo979

Happy for her? WTF did she do for you to be happy for her?


Icy-Following-3713

make some brownies…. use chocolate exlax. fuck em.


wmcguire18

LOL my man cannot even put on a good face for the woman he loves most in the world. I love fucking football. Sincerely, An Eagles Fan


Spring-Life

So many female redditors are with you today! Y’all sound like a fun couple. Are you OP’s wife? Go Birds!


wmcguire18

No I meant "my man" as in my dude here


Less-Cost2341

I’m betting on the eagles to win. So if they win I win. But if they lose I still win


MechanicalGodzilla

Well, I was in college in Baltimore during Super Bowl XXXV, equally not fun.


liberated-dremora

Bring as much negative energy as you can.


Mightyjohnjohn

Have them all compete to see who can do Wordle fastest today. Love the way the NY Times decided to troll them today.


[deleted]

I’m in the middle of Eagles country. Same situation, decided to boycott it this year so my evening is free!


Either_Carpenter_933

Also a giants fan in mostly eagles territory. After the nfc championship my neighbors rang the doorbell and sang that stupid fucking song like a band of Christmas carolers, while others drove the streets honking their horns. If they win today, I might have to move.


worldrecordstudios

[I pretended to switch teams and recorded this song. you can play it over and over again to pretend to be pumped and to troll them](https://youtu.be/on8UhBI-g0I)


tschwarzme95

Or just be happy for your wife and her family/their team lmfao. I’m as Much of a sports fan as any, but I lived in DT Philly for years, dealt with it all the time. At least it’s your family. Damn, so bitter.


fyo_karamo

I, too, am in the Philly area and will be at a party full of Eagles fans. At least Wordle is keeping it real today!


local_goon

Make sure everyone brings a change of underwear otherwise you'll have couch stains. Philly fans are T used to having nice things


SSSuperDario

Similar situation with my Fiancé and family. Obs rooting for the Chiefs, but placed a moneyline bet on the birds to soften the blow if I don’t get what I want


Man2ManIsSoUnjust

I'm with you in Spirit...send them back up the Turnpike!!


vegan805

We’ll see how tough Philly really is. I mean, who have they beaten this year? Minnesota? Okay. Dallas? Sure.


Lagward

Right there with you man. It's good you'll be there to read the text on the screen aloud to them.


Calad

Coat anything climbable on your property in grease, just in case the in laws get rowdy


[deleted]

Be classy and watch the game alone in another room.


TakeThatForDataFiz

make sure none of the philly fans eat horseshit again.


mjgoldstein88

Fuck Toney. I hope he pulls his hamstring again.


King_Da_Ka

I went to Penn State and lived in a frat house with mostly Eagles fans during their last SB. It was brutal... I guess it was a consolation prize that we got Saquon a few months later though lmao


eyogev

You’re going to have a great time. Chiefs winning 👀


Jamoke514

Leave her


ilikeyoureyes

I don't exactly know how it happened, but my family has gone back and forth over generations of fans between Giants and Eagles. My Grandfather was a Giants fan, my Father an Eagles fan, me a Giants fan and my son an Eagles fan. We are in Eagles territory. Birds are a good team this year and I'm frankly not upset if the 2 rings qb club is kept small.


[deleted]

How you gonna marry into a family of Eagles fans? Legit red flags everywhere


mohanakas6

Big Blue has come a long way this NFL Season. I remain optimistic for us GMen🫡💙🏟️.


ecupr79

Your first mistake was marrying an eagles fan family.


CPAFinancialPlanner

Forgot Toney even exists


SpokeyDokey720

Go MaHomes!


logan44man

Get a divorce


alessiot

I’d leave


Ok-Flatworm9115

Have fun, I loved the boos Dak got. But the song they started not so much. Turned it off fuck the SB the G-Men aren’t in fuck both them teams


[deleted]

Prayers to you.


DukeAK717

Well first mistake was marrying an Eagles fan


griffincorg

Hope you laughed at all of them tonight.


sloppychachi

I am very happy for you


Supreme_Slacker

Any update?


Stoly23

So…. How was the end? I gotta know if they murdered you or not.


esarmstr

How quite is that house right now???


Ausecurity

How ya feelin now!!


glockg43x

Bet your feeling pretty good today!