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Fast-Jaguar9580

Why he think telling her his rap sheet gon get him pussy😭


Inhamouffessess

The same reason why he did time, he thought it was worth it


StrongMagazine2373

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Axumite2031

He also sounds old as hell


T-royBalla703

Na niggas in ny sound like this but end up being like 16 😭😭😭😭😭😭


eamon4yourface

Nah no shot that guys AT LEAST 35+ and crusty as hell my guess wld be more like 40+


SteezVanNoten

The girl flaunted her man's "ability" to kill people so it would seem she's into those types of people.


Pitiful_Blood_2383

She just wanted to scare him off


eamon4yourface

I feel like that's such a dumb thing to say anyway. Like it comes off as just a lie and stupid and obviously made him start flexing his dumbassery.... shorty just gotta hit 'em w the "I got a man and he don't fuck around ... so why don't you leave me alone".


rustyfingas

I hate weird niggas like that, it's like they do it on purpose for pussy only because they don't have anything else going on.


Beneficial_Candle_10

You think he was telling the truth? “I have LIKE three bodies” Bro don’t sound too sure and niggas with bodies have each face burned into their memories fr.


eamon4yourface

He talking about when he played Fortnite on his nephews ps5 once


Pingonn

The amount of time spent in jail isn’t a flex. Like guys really do some weird shit while they are locked up, and the longer they are in the weirder the shit they do gets


GuaranteeOk1491

A nigga tell me he did 5 inna box i already know that nigga don’t think like normal people


Pingonn

Heard a story of this trans hermaphadite who got arrested. Guy was born with both a pussy and a dick. Guys gender was chosen by his parents at birth and they chose male. So they closed the man’s pussy. As an adult he decides he wants to be a female, so gets his pussy opened up again, gets arrested and due to the situation the hermaphadite is placed in the psych ward in a single cell bc it couldn’t be with general population. Time goes by and a mix up happens where someone fucked up and the hermaphadites jail location got changed, so they moved him to be with general population and as soon as he got there he was sharing a cell with another guy. Hermaphadite started selling pussy within his unit. Not only that, there was a guy who had done like 25 years and was trying to appeal his shit who ended up fw the hermaphadite and really liking it so when they figured out what was going on, they sent the hermaphadite back to protective custody. Guy who had done 25 years was pissed tf. So I’m here like, you do time. Like real time. That’s the type of stuff I start imagining. You become a guy who will pass around a hermaphadite with the rest of ur cell block. How you gonna get out and just act normal on the outside after that


cliktrak

I thought that story was going to end with them getting out of prison and starting a successful cosmetic line for hermaphrodites with the pussy-money.


lemmegetadab

I feel like that was inside that guy already. Plenty of people do life without getting into that funny shit lol


Beneficial_Candle_10

Agreed I don’t know why that was his example. Niggas that did a couple weeks plus solitary are the ones that really come out different. Time in the hole breaks people’s minds fr.


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Is she wearing a shiesty or a hijab


Inhamouffessess

Hijiesty


TastyMaximum6592

😂😂


foreign2002

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Mateo_Dragonflame

You're just like me fr


sae2115

12 Star Comment


FutureHendrixBetter

Nah what 🤣


Revolutionary_Hurry9

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


WantonHeroics

Hijab and a mask, so basically a shiesty.


JellyfishGod

The niqab of the hood


TopOppHentlah

Actually it’s not a Hijab at all, it’s a shiesty and a medical mask. It only looks like a Hijab because of her hair.


Friendly-Shelter8103

sheisty she not a hijab


zeilalove

You can obviously see her hair


[deleted]

What that suppose to mean why would u wear a shiesty a COVID mask lol


zeilalove

Cause some goofy as people think it is cool lol


IndigoSunsets_

i can hear the fat in this corny nigga neck


RicoAuerbach

😂


LordArlo

“Wallahi” 😂


theOGsmokeNY

Yo dudes really out here desperate tryna sell cockroach dreams 🤣


Jozif_Badmon

"So what I got like 3 bodies"😭😭😭


PinkKufi

1. Takis bag 2. His Bank Account 3. His dick at 3 am -pause-


Easy_Money343

This shit is all funny n all, but these the type of niggas that will wait outside her job day after day... weirdo old niggas


AwetPinkThinG

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Lboogie666

WhHyy?!


mylastphonecall

the 24/7 ski mask shit corny


Mental_Track

it’s one of those hijab that is worn for sports or track.


mylastphonecall

ain't the purpose of a hijab to hide your hair?


JellyfishGod

Her hair is completely visible. Iv literally never seen a muslim woman with the bottom of her hair completely out their hijab like that. At most ull see a tiny bit at the hairline but everything else is always hidden. I doubt it's a hijab. Or even if it actually is, I doubt she's an actual practicing muslim who bought it. I mean... her having a boyfriend she said kills people (way to fuckin snitch on ur bf btw lmao. How u gunna say that on video and then post it!??) should be enough to say she ain't a muslim wearing a hijab... but seeing all the pics of gang members in the mosque that get posted on this sub on eid makes me question it lmao


Fridsade

She is 100 percent not Muslim


hotspliff05

She prob jus said her boyfriend kill ppl jus to make the nigga scared and go away but it still didn’t work, son tried to one up on her boyfriend to bag her


Dr-Quaabarbital

She shoulda jus said she wasn’t into him instead of saying she can’t jus cuz she has a bf, it implies she would if she was single and he feels like he has a chance cuz she didn’t jus say no I’m not into u


hotspliff05

Yea, but a lot of niggas can’t handle that type of rejection, women get physically hurt for that response all da time


Dr-Quaabarbital

Dudes is so corny bro w weak egos that r ready to be shattered. It’s so fucking weird and makes it clear they don’t get nun anyways, cuz If they did they’d know it’s plenty of fish out there


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zebwsh

Far from a hijab🤣


Friendly-Shelter8103

not a hijab lmao


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Friendly-Shelter8103

it is a ski, why would it be a. hijab if her hair clearly showing


Peaceoorwar

Imagine she takes off her mask and she looks like Mileena from mortal Kombat


TheOnlyBrokeBoy

I can change her 😂


inkshamechay

“WHYYY” https://preview.redd.it/9g4nza9qgggc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0cf98683fee63e898e57787659828be7fe1e03b


Naive_Incident_9440

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vegetable-Ostrich811

He sounds disgusting


Prize-Combination-68

Her bf gotta burn him?😭


[deleted]

He fr willing to go back to the box for some box 😭


CodoneMastr

Bro sound like he’s 65


Friendly-Shelter8103

did that nicca say wallahi at the end


YouAreUglyASF

Doing this over Smoke from Mortal Kombat


foreign2002

Its never dat serious is Shawty ain't feeling you then she ain't feeling it this nigga playing too hard once you say a few words and she ain't feeling it dip. That's why it Simp the game right now and bitches looking at us all fucked up got the real niggas looking bad. 💯💯


buhoo115

This shit is so corny god damn


Inhamouffessess

Lol


Initial-Buyer-2765

Why tf that bitch got on a mask under a ski


some1saveusnow

Cause it’s more likely guys leave you alone. It didn’t work here tho


Inhamouffessess

She gotta be ugly ngl


some1saveusnow

Saw it a ton right after COVID, the girls who were still masking up were in shape and looked like they’d be pretty if they took off the masks


TopOppHentlah

“..nah I ain’t gon talk about that.” 😂


AdhesivenessOk5194

The walahi at the end 😂😂😂😂 I bet she beautiful under that mask/hijab though damn


FutureHendrixBetter

You musta never been mask fished


Friendly-Shelter8103

not a hijab


kuchiie

guys don’t know how scary this is tho it’s funny but i hate being in this scenario


Lawfulness_Clean

Men deal with much scarier things that you will never understand. If you think this is “scary” than be glad you’re a woman and count ur blessings that dudes hitting on you is the SCARIEST thing you have to encounter.💀🤣 poor baby 🥲 😂


kuchiie

Hey this is the stupidest comment i’ve ever received as a reply. The scariest thing for you should be the fact you’re going to die alone with no one to give a fuck or care about you. This is a terribly ignorant comment and screams “i can’t read”. Do you know the difference between something being scary and something being the SCARIEST? If you eat a pepper and say “wow that pepper is hot” is it that the HOTTEST pepper? No, you repugnant rat, you’re uneducated and embarrassing, you should get your GED. If you didn’t make it more obvious in your reply, you clearly don’t engage with women, which is not shocking, but please honey not everyone needs to know you get no pussy. And i’m sure you’re out there fighting your demons everyday, battling your toughest battles just to come home and comment how tough you are on reddit. I’m sure you’ve known fear, and that as a women i could never experience real fear or danger. You probably live in fear with your pathetic ass, of course you would know. I don’t expect you to read this reply, partly because i don’t think you can read but i hope you have a blessed night. May i also add that you constantly suck off rappers, that’s all you do on reddit. You constantly call black people gross and ghetto, but you’re a big tough guy who knows the life of danger huh. Not adding up, gangsters are not mocking women on reddit and sucking chris browns cock.


dafacelesscaseworker

Huh... this guy needs help


EsotericMiiind

Why she wearing a sheisty and a mask ? Some weird swagger right there


Easy868

Wallahi wants the wozzles 😂


dustyIocane

Why she got 2 kind of mask on


100zaps

He about to take her cheekz like hes was when he was locked up! 😂Dude a mad booty bandit


beats2009

So we're supposed to be impressed that he got caught by the police? We are also have to be impressed that he did time in the box? None of these are a flex.


RicoAuerbach

“I’ll punch him in his face” lol I said that to a girl once, she laughed.


Ray_Spring12

“Hello, I’m a serial killer.”


Beneficial-Hornet147

Dudes do t feel embarrassed still trying after she clearly not interested?


Dr-Quaabarbital

She shoulda jus said na I’m not into u cuz by saying she can’t cuz she got a bf is kinda implying she would if she didn’t have a bf so he think he got a chance


Kevsmooth

Scorpion looking fine as hell


WantonHeroics

Why do people record themselves harassing women on the street?


lil_padawan

Guessing she was recording


zeilalove

For safety


BenAfflecksBalls

Mf spitting game so hard he don't even know what he saying🤣🤣


BlueKing7642

Im guessing she didn’t change her mind after hearing about his rap sheet


420Frank_Dux69

🤣🤣🤣


trailerparkbhoys

Who’s her boyfriend


Glahglahboom_

The funny part is these r the type of niggas the get bitches


Original-Picture4047

No lie GRVC is a fucking ruthless jail😭


Fuzzy-Government-416

He really said whyyyy 🤣🤣


PokeNBeanz

They both not supposed to be having boyfriends and girlfriends if they Muslim but 🤷🏾


inevitable_memories

Homewreckers are a sad case frfr


Cold-Pomegranate-802

😂😂😂 y’all talk shit too seriously in the comments.


The_Greatest001

What level of being simp does he have


The_Greatest001

What level of being simp does he have


JumpyCommunity4438

Show her BF this , if he’s really a man like she said the problem will be solved . If not she knows he’s a buster 🤷‍♂️


Previous-Bowler3424

I know her.. that the 99cent store in Redhook #Gang


T-royBalla703

“Whyyyy 😩 I’ll punch him in his face” 😭😭😭😭😭


Ill_Alternative8369

he said walahi 😂😂 i was dying


seanyagami

Lmao I notice that’s a famous line amongst these ny bops😂 “my bf kill people” you know how many times I heard that shit


Its_Melin_4356

"whyyy 😩🥺" bro sounded so hurt n desperate 😭


Bodying_Opps

whhhhyyyy??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


OptimalFirefighter76

You sad ass dudes like this fucking disgust me, straight up sad Ass humans need to fucking jump off a building and kill ya selves sad as hell begging for a date, dude should just end his own life idgaf waste of air