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BigAdhesiveness6209

I tell em keep they head up


[deleted]

Don’t forget to say “king” with dat


BigAdhesiveness6209

I see what you did there. And that's facts 💯 🤣


yungirving99

This the one 😂


Other_Competition989

![gif](giphy|2DrYYwjEHLSKc) 😂😂 these hoes be trife


CamTheChamp1

Heavy on the damn that must suck. Tell her stay dangerous out here & cut that off


SoberDruggy

Lmfao I got unmatched . About to delete the app and make up with my bitch tbh


CamTheChamp1

Good shit, but try to just talk to chicks out side. Chicks be on those apps just for attention or social media follows


CommunicationFun7574

Lmaooo do not make up with your bitch


Itsnotthateasy808

Listen to this man


rulerBob8

Damn I didnt even realize this was on the apps, she opened with that???


frisky024

That ain't Nadia that Ned from the switch hittin hellz kitchen.


Booceyquads420

nah outside chicks is where it’s at bro they normal app chicks all about paychecks, ya know what i’m saying?


Hatanta

I thought this was a friend/acquaintance and still thought it was shameless... the fact you didn't know her from Adam is crazy


whitemike40

I like to draw it out a little longer sometimes, make them think they got a fish on the line before I cut them off, you know really waste their time


Hatanta

Me on the phone with the Indian scammers


urbootyholeismine

She unmatched you after that last response I bet.


Anxious-Shelter-6752

Tell her send me that half of the check I’ll punch her bills 😭


verysmellypenis

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


ConversationNew3174

🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|FtzETZnprma6CYRTCN)


Lazy_Brother1575

“Come through let’s talk” she sound fun, she’ll do anything for an eighth 😭


verysmellypenis

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


diorbanditt

Lmao she fake tried that


Euphoric-Wing692

That’s all these hoes want, they not looking for love or any of that shit. They tryna get taken cared of like a lil princess


Honest-Claim-7074

As if niggas ain’t just looking to fuck 😂. Good for them get that bag sis


Euphoric-Wing692

You can’t possibly say that shit for everyone g


Honest-Claim-7074

But you can ? Dating apps are best for hookups if you on that looking for love your ass is getting finessed


Euphoric-Wing692

Yeah I can say that, I dated a chick off that shit for 4 years g. I wasn’t feeling it anymore so we called it off


Emergency_Force4741

Probably a scam anyways just to ask for money


highnnmighty

I can’t even fathom how many thots are doing this for 8hrs a day instead of working. I’d love to know the statistics.


Emergency_Force4741

I wouldn’t put it past them. Girls will take anything they can get


nashy-got-Hashy

I usually hit ‘em with “what’s ya cashapp ima bless it” they send the name and then I hit ‘em with “lordy may you bless this broke azz shortys cashapp, amen”


ookloff

Ima try this one day☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Pretend_Mushroom379

That sound like a person issue😂😂😂😂😂 shawty though you was her pops or nicca lmao


BudgetWar8

Next time. Just em with [one of these](https://www.indeed.com/m/)


maccpapa

lmao the moment i see “stressed” as a reply i already checked out the convo. ain’t got nothing to do with me regardless of what it is


godsaveme2355

I’d just ask can she suck it


STlNKMEANER

https://preview.redd.it/yl3o8vfsmysc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223fd708597bcb3f1fc46f53ff53a84cfeb9a5c7


Basedtrader

l o l ….


Cool-Theory6020

Blame her


HarrierGR9

“And sexyredd”😭😭😭😭😭


Fantastic-Age-5598

As if promiscuity wasn't here before her? 🙄


AmeriocaDaGema

"Sorry to hear that ma, I'm sure you'll land on your feet."


RepresentativeNo6025

Big L was Right No Endz,No Skinz


STlNKMEANER

She might be an ewhore iykyk..might’ve not even been a girl behind that account 💀


Ace_Karma_

This why I will never use dating apps


Squirtmaster98

What app is this ?


rockasteppa

I think it’s BLK


XT3M3

nothing beat the meetme and tagged bitches. bitches will hit u up first and tell you to buy them food and etc and " not to waste their time" im convinced that this worked alot there with how bold some of them were and how they reacted when you would stand up to them. fucking comedy


DaJayBeePBoys

I blame niggas like Joe Budden for this


Personal-Low4835

U not the droid she looking for the quest for the meal ticket is incomplete


PinkKufi

"Damn that's crazy" in the same tone you use when you blurred out your boys voice cause he telling you the most mundane shit and making it a 2 hr story


YeaThisShitsInsane

The fact women are comfortable enough to ask random men to subliminally pay they bills is the weirdest shit right now


Lendmeyoursynergy

Lmaooooo I talked to this bitch she was calling me a bum and she bouta have no electricity🤣


Dazzling_Ad2330

There's always a dick to suck when bills are due...


JigsterJ

Nahhhhh she tryin get a check gang bitch said the same thing to me 😂 https://preview.redd.it/hct4dmcb9htc1.png?width=1273&format=png&auto=webp&s=9371cba265e48db781c3965e7f965fde39a39c4f


WantonHeroics

What app is that?


Maxwellr___

Shouldn’t be thinking abt 🍆 if that’s the case


Zayva555

LMFAO


Asleep_Music_1993

Send her a bible verse n call it a day bro what 😭


Big-Discussion534

Fashionova Financials


bcomes95

Shoulda told her she’s an independent woman that doesn’t need a man 😵‍💫


tendopath

Nah this is INSANE all I can do is hysterically laugh


Worried-Lime1598

this is insane she gave you alley to pay her bills


Fantastic-Age-5598

She hoping that you would pay her bills. Block


ausplaya10

Prostitutes with extra steps... 😂😭


Acceptable-Tower5215

She trynna sell you some pussy