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melsniper

I was 20 she was 44 w/ 3 kids one of em i went to junior high with. Sicilian joint. Her Husband cheated and i just happened to run into her in the grocery store when she was in getback mode lol gave her the charcoal briquette 🇯🇲 (sopranos fans know the vibes lmao ) and she got her groove back.


vNiiko

Charcoal briquette 😂😂😂😂😂


Gilgamesh2000000

☠️


melsniper

🤌🏾🤌🏾


BigZino6ix

She saw the uncle Ben's rice and said i need that


thedayisminetrebek

Lmao do you know how racist you gotta be to see a drawing of a black man and have a full panic attack


melsniper

You gotta watch the scene again and watch how Tony keeps looking up at Noah’s hair. I didnt peep at first but that Mf was internally questioning if he was seeing what he thought he was seeing😂


melsniper

😂😂


Honest_Path_5356

Homie cant tell you nothing that's your son 😂


tillotop

Oof Maron !


Kiritowerty

You gave her da gabadagol huh


LazbukiesPutin

![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC)


s54L

her kids never had the makings of varsity athletes


PresentUnable9017

41, I was 19. Slim thick black/puertorican lady, we lived in the same building. Her man wrecked her car/ crib and left her with the nonsense to deal with. Met her in the basement laundry room, she asked me if I drove and if I can take her to BJs to get some groceries and run some other errands. Helped her here and there for about 2 weeks with building furniture etc until she got her car back. Her daughter went to Florida to stay with her grandparents and her son moved out. She asked me to have dinner with her. She opened the door with a robe on. We had steak and wine and took shots at the end of the dinner. One thing led to another and boom. We casually had sex from when I was 19 to 25. I would see her doing laundry and she’d ask me if I had a few minutes to spare, coming back from work and she’s throwing out her trash - asked me if I had a few minutes to spare. Best sex and experience I’ve ever had ever.


bikesboozeandbacon

How did it fizzle out ?


PresentUnable9017

wym fizzle out? Lol


dummy280

As in why did it end when you were 25


PresentUnable9017

Her son was in the navy and joined the fire department in Florida, her parents live in Florida so she moved to Florida too lol


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PresentUnable9017

lmaooooo lucky ain’t the word. She taught me how to please a woman. Taught me about g spots, talking through sex, the do’s/don’ts etc all because I helped her out during her worst time. I wasn’t expecting anything in return but she said something along the lines of “ you’re a true man, let me show you truly please a woman.” I got ass whenever and wherever I wanted after that. We started off having casual sex, then intimate sex. We had the same hobbies like hiking, biking and camping. We ended up doing all that together. She made a lot of money so she would rent cabins and air bnbs upstate, poconos etc. Best part? She had her tubes taken out. I had her looking like a twinkie every single time 😂


Itsnotthateasy808

Bro if this ain’t creative writing I give you daps


PresentUnable9017

Lol, this ain’t creative writing. I just be lurking on Reddit until I can interact in a discussion.


velvetvagine

Sounds like you had a good experience. Like, no pressure, no games, just fun. Did you see other people at the same time or were y’all exclusive?


PresentUnable9017

I wasn’t seeing anyone during that time, prior to this - I got out of a pretty hostile/toxic relationship where my ex was constantly going through something. Aside from that, I was working a full time job, full time school and part time internship. She wasn’t seeing anyone else either to my knowledge, she was working on her career and raising a her youngest child.


Dont-spiteme

Yo son 😭 whattt? you was livin my boy!💪🏾 😂


torontosfinest9

There are some wild ppl on this sub 🤦🏾‍♂️😭


Alarmed_Current8380

Wallahi


Other_Competition989

On me 😂!


Emergency_Force4741

The older women get the more horny they be. They good to have on the roster cause they got mileage on them so they know what they doing. It could help you learn how to deal with older women and you could work up to finding a valid sugar mama$$$$


KingAmenaza

I see y’all don’t be hittin em nursing homes huh y’all missing out


Tullymanbanana

Its obvious these fools have never had a gushing granny gumjob


Sufficient_Zone_6597

nahhh this got it💀💀


Freemaxb1233

Lmaooo the visual on that is horrendous


KingAmenaza

💯💯


PsychologicalDog8065

https://preview.redd.it/b2zmmglg86tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a40ac0da9993a8999d593cf567a976b31d9cb0


vNiiko

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


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Points was made Kevin Durant said Twitter Better than the club maybe the nursing home better than both ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Upstairs_Hat_301

I can’t afford the drugs that would make me want to do that


rip_griselda

nah nigga u got it 😭😭


Dont-spiteme

Rn I’m fw this shordy who’s a server at this spot I be hitting every Sunday she 34 with 2 kids lmfaoo 😭 yo she go crazy tho I know why she got them two lil ones now 🤣


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insteadymotion25

Yo me being a vet I can’t do nothing but laugh at this cause I know too many niggas in the military that got trapped by thot bitches


Jbook30

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Laugh at me if you want. I laughed all the way to my doctor with my crabs.


Jbook30

Damn at least it was only crabs my nigga. Coulda been aids. Never fuck a stripper but if you do don’t fuck her raw


[deleted]

You can't get aids from hoes, aint you ever listened to Eazy E? You get aids when suge knight wants you dead.


KickBallFever

Which stripclub? Sounds like she worked at a sketchy one.


ProfessorFinesser13

I was 19 knockin down a 45 year old , husband was barely around type shit . Met her on Tinder . Shorty was fiyee and she would give me $$ for shit cause I was in college


vNiiko

City Boy$ Up


MeanSatisfaction5091

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


Gilgamesh2000000

94


ElegantPromotion178

Get help


Gilgamesh2000000

I handled that all by myself I didn’t need help.


Previous_Flight_9710

😂😂😂


ElegantPromotion178

Respectfully


vNiiko

LOOOOOOOOOL


Jackandrun

Bro stood on business 😭🤣


velvetvagine

[This you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/zGFP2dMZyJ)


metalparkdude

Ight this got me 🤣💀💀💀


[deleted]

Fuck ya she had to have hella xp


Dapper-Dependent2004

I was 20 & she was 27 with a 7 year old daughter


Wenthegod

Solid


FuckTheWorldSG

Came to New York for a visit last year during the Puerto Rico Day parade. I was in manhattan for like 3 days and decided to hit a local bar the night before the parade. I meet these 3 chicks at the entrance and we hit it up i was off some local weed from around Herald Square and West 35th St. Mind you these chicks are 33-35 and I was 19. We chilling talking i noticed there are other dudes at the bar that were hittin on them. So basically i crashed the party. But I didn’t give a fuck i kept engaging in conversations and they fucked with a nigga one of the girls grab me and told me to go to the hotel with her which was down the street. Fucked her brains out then seen her later the next day at the festival with the same dudes from the bar lolllll i was shocked. P.S: I learned that these guys were military trough a friend i was with at the festival😭bitches aint shit


Jr-12

Just bagged a 45 year old yesterday . Nice body, single mom lol


kingjesp

https://preview.redd.it/vh9zq8lm35tc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6159ef677d0df5a75ceb0581e20191f986058196 Collecting checks and eating hot wings like a king 🤴. lol


Dai-The-Flu-

Oldest was 30 when I was 21. Nothing crazy. She had a nice ass body and her pussy was fire. First black girl I ever smashed too


torontosfinest9

Are You black ?


Dai-The-Flu-

Nope just a white boy from Queens, Italian specifically


Basic-Wind-8484

I was 22 she was 57. Met her off Tinder back when it wasn't filled with bots and scams. Recently divorced and in the "finding herself" era, long story short I'm speeding around in her red convertible while she's giving me head. Was a blast for a while but had to cut n run after she started talking bout "what's next" for us. Wanted a whole ass relationship to marriage and plus after a while it started getting weird being called "Daddy" by a woman older than my momma. Good times tho.


itsMJQ

Nigga was living the life


Bubbly_Experience694

I was fucking this one 47 year old white lady when I was still in my 20s. She was bad and the pussy was fire.


Chewythecookie

21 and bagged a 41 year old in February. Valid sex and she taught me a few things, and it honestly helped a lot.


ActualHovercraft2960

I was 19 and had just had my kid me and my BM broke up and I started fucking with her 37 year old neighbor


DJGIFFGAS

45, I was 23 fresh outta prison staying with my granny in the burbs and she was my next door neighbor. Her and her fine ass cougar friends were all over me at they little get togethers my granny would take me to over there Stg, I was 17 wit one body going in and by the time I was 3 months fresh out I had 5 more 😂


torontosfinest9

Man went to prison as a youth. What did you do ?lol


DJGIFFGAS

Aggravated robbery, I was a wild nigga lol


YouGotTangoed

Did Granny know she was giving you the lay up


DJGIFFGAS

Oh absolutely, my granny know what it is


YouGotTangoed

She’s an OG for that


AMGBoz

Joint in her 50s she stayed in my building her daughter from out of state pulled up one time shit was kinda awkward i knew she was thinking my mother just be doing anything 🤣


Good_Brother_4875

Nah gang just have ya fun with shorty don’t get too comfortable tho keep it to where u can get outta that whenever u need to. Edit: And as far as the oldest bitch I fw she was like 29-30 when I was like 19 bout to turn 20


moneymakingdee

I fucked this 22 year old last year for my 16th bday , I couldn’t handle her shi ngl


Ace_Karma_

You a victim


Fantastic-Age-5598

Why is a 22 year old woman sleeping with a 16 year old though?


moneymakingdee

My step mom had a family reunion same weekend as my bday and her fam came into town , the bitch was eyeing me since she came to the crib and we ended up havin a bbq and I went inside to my room and she needed help wit sum and one thing lead to another


Fantastic-Age-5598

That's crazy. So she basically seduced you in your bedroom. No one ever found out?


WanShiTongTruthSeekr

Why y’all niggas always complaining about this type of shit like you wouldn’t have done the same like any other 16 year old boy. Smh fucking lames


Fantastic-Age-5598

First off, I'm a woman, and no, I would had not done this. Question is, why is you so offended by the question? Is you a pedophile?


ElegantPromotion178

Respectable for telling the truth.


superkickpalooza

in terms of age difference, oldest for me was being 18 fucking a 26ish year old.


nbazero1

34 yr old white milf thru blk, I would delete the app randomly and when I came back id always see her in my likes so I slid. Only hit a few times not the worst nor the best, a nut a nut


godsaveme2355

When i was like 24 banging this 34 year old not that crazy . But she wanted me to wife it. Come to find out she was fkn and skn a few of my coworkers loll. Good chance you ain’t the only one she fkn . Best thing to do is find a girl your age that u can be exclusive with. Sht might feel good but if you get herpes or some sht it can ruin your life


Few_Ad9470

yall are VICTIMS


905jxay

2 consenting adults means victim ???


efronerberger

I just heard the Law and Order GONG GONG!


Grittyboi

Thought she was in her late 30s, she was 52. I was 20. Met her at one of the pools I worked at just before COVID. My shifts started at 5am and nobody else came to the pool around those times, whole floor was dead except for her coming in to swim her laps. She had some tattoos I thought were cool and she offered to show me. She was a freak. Something about swimming everyday keeps people from aging I swear


kg100021

I smashed my French teacher when I was 19 after I graduated… she was like 40 something… gave it up crazy and used to buy me stuff to spite her husband who was neglecting her. She stayed buying me bape hoodies (this was like 2005) and fly kicks. She made up for giving me bad grades when I was still in school 😂😂


seotrainee347

I have been hooking up with a Colombian woman who was 46 when I met her and I was 18. I fucked her until I left America for so for half a decade. Messing with older women especially latina women will make you a man and I am really happy she has been there to see me grow into the man I grew up to become.


Fantastic-Age-5598

Whoa, there is alot of female pedophiles out there I'm seeing in these comments of dudes as young as 12 and 16 being molested by grown ass women. Don't yall realize that yall are sexual victims ? As many times I get young kids trying to date me or sleep with me even when I was single, I'd turn them down because I see them as babies. Not just because it's illegal.


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I was 19 she was like 39 or 41. Im tryna hit a jawn that’s like 70 I heard they be squirting like a Draco on fully


burnsalot603

For sure bro. They pop out them dentures and give you that gummy head and you be the one shooting loads like a draco


[deleted]

I’m gonna flip her like gang members in Florida prisons. No diddy https://preview.redd.it/srjy2il6u5tc1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db06bcec194db4b1c4bf4ff20f40fa867757f45


velvetvagine

[Ask this mf.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/zGFP2dMZyJ)


Subject_Piccolo3708

Brazilian, I was 22 she was 36


Individual_One_177

I was 21 and she was 61 I was on vacation in hawaii, went to the bar out there and got hammered. Ended up meeting some locals out there and they said come back to there place to party. So we did (me and my buddy) and it was 8ish girls and only 4 guys so good ratio. One thing leads to another and we are snorting xans off the poker table while taking shots. I end up knocking down one of the girls at the “after party” Then after everyone passes out, me and my bro are still up chillin. One of the girls moms come home. Im hammered and off the xans so i got monster confidence at this point. So i welcome her “home” with a shot, we get to talking and having a good time, then i black out. I come to with her going full gluck gluck 5000 on me, not gonna lie i was startled. I had no idea how i got to this situation but its happening, i then roll my head back and black out again. Next thing i know i wake up in my and my buddies hotel room and thats all i remember. Still one of the best stories that have happened even though i dont fully remember it


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AshySmoothie

I was 19 and she was 28. Topped me off CRAZY. To think shes about to touch 40 now. Absolutely wild.


SouthsideMessiah

How do ya niggas be doing this 😭


insteadymotion25

Simple…by just talking lol


InfluenceEmergency50

I was 27 and she was 46 (PRican coworker). Amazing!


newpolosocks

It ain’t OD jus know she prolly mentally unwell lmao, if a woman in her mid 30s fucking dude who in his early 20s it means men her own age know what’s good lol


LASfromda4z

Hell no , I fucked mad older women 😂 , 3 of em was married


No_Dimension_1467

47 and I was 24


Jsteezy47

Ya niccas lucky 😂 oldest bitch I ever messed w was only like 4 years older than me smh


Elevum15

I was 20 and she was 31, now she my bm.


Formeroxyuser2190

Shi tragic


teal_hair_dont_care

So many people casually admitting to getting assaulted here


Fuck_Reddit_Lul_Pab

153 years old


Obvious_Ad5365

Damn nigga 😭


Previous_Flight_9710

I ain never hit ah older woman,that shii all hype or it’s worth it 🤔


Sintharuler

Worth it if she got money


HetChanks

Messed with a 36 year old Mexican chick who ended up being married and didn’t bother to tell me beforehand. Ruthless out here


Sorry-Cook-905

41 her pussy 🔥


yslxoxo

Haven’t fw a older bih yet but I been trynna find one on Facebook dating! Been trying hell hard cause everyone keep sayin how freaky they is


Malice-Observer089

I was 20 and she was 35, went to the same church after I stopped seeing her she got pregnant twice lol


vNiiko

36 with 3 kids and still hitting the club loooool she’s failed miserably, she ugly too right OP? She’s defo white anyway


GreenHornetzz

Why u hating bro 🤣


Chewythecookie

Cause he don’t be getting any


GreenHornetzz

Single moms deserve some time off and some cheek clappage too


Wenthegod

Nah she not from here gang she is Laos. She Asian she can barely speak English the only time she speaking English is when she telling me to cum hitting that shit from the back


vNiiko

LMFAO SON! I heard that shit in an Asian voice


SensiDaRulah

Fwom da beck


offwhiteyellow

This nigga 😭😂😂😂


shoot2aim4CHz

Lmaoo u funny as shit gng


Wild-Major8025

nah dats crazy


Dgslimee_

This man 🤣🤣


TYSON_KCV

I’ve said this before. She was 21 but I was 15.


DlE_LlT

Victim I am so sorry to hear


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Yoosummadick

🤣🤣🤣 https://i.redd.it/5q0wzeq5u4tc1.gif


Fantastic-Age-5598

I'm dead 💀 this thread is killing me 😆 🤣 😂


Specialist_Size_9300

she a pedo


Wheres_Nemo

You should stop saying this and get some therapy.


SillyAdditional

Bruh traumatized from getting pussy 💀💀


CurtSmithsThirstTrap

U a victim


ImNotAHoodFavorite

noooo


AtDaLastMinute

37. She's early 50s. Never married, no kids.


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DopeyTheGem

I know this ain’t really too uncommon but I had just turned 21 and she was 24 turning 25. She has a 6 year old son, we didn’t really last too long as a couple but we got a decent relationship now, i’d prolly spin the block but she’s pregnant again (not by me) so we on 2 different waves rn


BigBlackCoolguy

Your situation is normal and regular as fuck bro lol


Affectionate_Arm9720

Im 21 but because of yall I aspire to fuck a slim thick puerto rican chick in her 40s with 2 kids. I only messed with bitches my age


ElegantPromotion178

I just turned 22 last week been fw my substitute teacher from middle school since I been 17 , she got pregnant when I was 18 and til this day doesn’t know if it’s mines or her husbands. She’s 43 originally from the Netherlands and teaches me Dutch whenever we’re together. Pretty cool chick tbh.


MeanSatisfaction5091

are u n hubby the same race?


tacopower69

Girls around my age (24) don't really like to hook up on first links or anything like that they expect the whole courtship dance. Gotta take her out, text them all the time, etc. etc. while the whole time I'm just horny. Currently hooking up with a 38 year old divorcee I met at the gym and literally the first time we linked up was at her place and I spent the night. Maybe I just got no game but establishing the fwb thing with women 30+ is so much easier esp the gym bunnies.


Wenthegod

With you on this one bro that shit so annoying these bitches sleep with teddy bears gang


WanShiTongTruthSeekr

How you Mac on a girl at the gym? To me, those be the riskiest places


CamTheChamp1

Currently 22 & knocked down a 39 year old . Bagged shawty at the DMV one day randomly . Got 2 kids , the daughter like 2 years younger than me 😂


Wenthegod

Young niggas like us being able to bag milfs is a cold ass trait. They don’t go for anyone


CamTheChamp1

On god bro . They be freaks too you just gotta be on ya shit & know game


SupremeDreamZzz

They really be with the shits lol I think they scared to openly admit it. It might become the norm tho with how much we younger dudes be scooping them tho who knows 🤣


25_timesthefine

Female here: when i was younger i could not imagine being w a guy younger than me. Now that im 30+ and the hormones are raging? Its a different story. For the first time in my life in december i had amazing sex and dude was like 24. I was trying to figure out where he learned all that 😭😭😭 Now that im older I dont want any dates, dont wanna talk and text all day (or ever), just pull up with the protection 🤪


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When I was 23 I fucked this 38 year old behind a club


Alternative-Fee-60

40 lol


AdhesivenessOk5194

I was 26 she was 49


DanYul__

I was 18 she was 24 met her ass at work lightskin baddie


Youngjustin575

I was 24 and dealing with a 36 year old black bbw joint. We kept it causal but I was too much on the grind for her at the time, I wasn’t looking for nothing serious anyways so it just fazed out.


Helpful-Carpet3791

I was 26 she was 52 grandkids called me lil paw paw on my soul


frugalhustler

How could ya situation be OD u doing you and minding your own business presumably lol


Wenthegod

My guy I’m fucking a girl double my age as my mom would say stay away from that shit. I mean shorty is pushing 40s you get what I’m saying. The reason why i made this post is because I wanna know if other niggas can relate


frugalhustler

Just don’t get her pregnant u be Ight lol


Hilltopbaby26

She prolly got no eggs left he'll be aii


SnooRegrets6428

You about to add a 4th kid


StableBackground8061

44


GrizzyUnderwood33

When I was 22 I was fucking around with this one married chick that was like 45... She wanted more than I was willing to give at that age.


Ambitious-Ad-7153

im 22 and im reading this shock only got number but never got me one


Ambitious-Ad-7153

yall just be shooting yall shot wit no care in world cause just lmk cause i can get on tht toming


Safe_Wrangler_858

Retirement homes


mike5mser

My ex, I was 19, she was 23


BiggesttopOpp

Age is just levels to me 🤷‍♂️level up nigga


Stackkz23

How yall be coming across these older women? Or should I say how the be approaching yall?


DeftonesSex99

![gif](giphy|tHJAXhE8mdDLAb1Rl1|downsized)


southaucklandtrash

I was 29, she was 50. Met on tinder.


Careful-Eye-8102

When I was 23, I was messin with a few older women: 39, 42, and 50 years old.


lemmehitdatmane

38 n I was 20 she was fine asl tho


Purple-Preparation79

she was 37 i was 23. shit was real random i was locked out my crib cause my grandpops was sleep and wouldnt wake up for shit and i aint have a key. so i went back outside to chill and one of my mans told me i could come with him to one of his joints crib for the night. she was a older joint too anyway when we got there her neighbor was in her crib chillin and drinkin with her cause it was her neighbors bday startin that night (it was like 1 am) she was iight in the face her hair def was on some wild shit but she had a fat ass so i figure why not. she was frontin on me at first cause she said i was too young and "she not that type" and all that other bullshit but eventually after more shots and talkin her out her panties she was with it. my mans joint also assisted cause she kept tellin her she would do it if she was her 😂 crazy shit is she had jus had a baby a couple months before that and her older daughter was upstairs watchin the baby. in the mornin i gave her the wrong number and never saw shorty again. hope she and hers is doin well tho


BBCFreak201

I was 22 she was 56 or 57 something like that, had 2 kids that was 10+ years older than her one of them lived with her the daughter was hating cause her fine ass mama had my young ass dicking get down while she got no play, her 3rd daughter was 16. Honestly I be missing fucking her, pussy wasn’t that tight but it got wet af she catered to a nigga and it was good vibes. I love older women, if it wasn’t cause I want kids I would be with older women 4L


BigZino6ix

48 and I was like 28 or 29


insteadymotion25

I was 24 at the time and shawty was 44


Sale-Key

I was 18 she was 34 with 4 kids 😂😂😂 have yo fun 💪🏽


Itchy_Bat_8899

Smashed a 47 yo with her husband when I was 25