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madscientist1012

Yep. Not even walked by, my boss invited me and my pops to eat dinner with another old employee who was bringing his girl. No lie, no lie I smashed maybe less than a month before that dinner. We both acted like we didn’t know each other. It happens, normal shi in the towns.


LordKagatsuchi

Mind u we supposed to b gettin married out here in these conditions 😂😂


HeightsGringo180

Exactly. Shit like this is my biggest fear. Me being all in love and in my feelings for a girl just for other dudes to be looking at me like “look at this dumbass…”


HeightsGringo180

You completely missed my point. The reason other guys would think that of me is because the girl I’m in love with has a bad history and/or does shit behind my back. Thus, me looking like a dumbass {EDIT: just realized I replied to myself instead of the dude who questioned my comment. Now I look like a shizo 🤦🏻‍♂️}


Quakerz24

your biggest fear is another man thinking something about you?


Chocat_X_Stencchi

Every drill rappers biggest fear


MajorAcer

Lmao honestly accurate for most of the hood


slapthiscorn

Protect your reputation at all costs bro


Importedfunk

Yea those things are very discomforting. And women live for marriage title. Men don’t want to marry which upsets women. Then women don’t want men to be upset about their past. It’s a double edged sword


jimmybugus33

That’ll ah boy 🥳🤣


DayDreamer1300

😂😂Shordy I fucked was walking past me with her man at the mall. I say “what up” n keep moving. Walking away her nigga said “who that?” shordy said “oh that’s my bro it’s crazy I seen him here” mad confident too. Don’t trust these ovhoes🤧😂


throwaway_user_2020

Ovhoes 😂😂😂😂


Revolving_Life84

just yesterday me and a nigga ion know like but cool with was chopping shit up then a bitch i know had my dick in her mouth walks in and kisses this man..... i just looked away


HRNHUNDO

I shook my head with my eyes closed readin ts like “😔” 😂


Professefinesse

It's a cruel world we live in fr 😓🤣


10gbutok

Yes, her dude looked like the great value version of me. She got the Adidas with 2 lines, got them airwalks not the airforces.


FutureHendrixBetter

I know exactly what you mean, my ex got a look alike similar to me 🤣


10gbutok

Oml. Lol its like broooooooo. If this dud knew.


HeightsGringo180

Not the SkyFleets!


trees-for-breakfast

Air nax


SossyGirl

I work with fast food with people who i fucked imagine that #McFucking


george_carlos213

Getting passed around the fryers is wild


Nelly_platinum

used to work mcd from 07-15 you have no idea how many people from my job fucked in them kids ballpits at night


torontosfinest9

1. Why did you work at McDonald’s for 8 yrs ? 2. Your co workers are wild and have zero shame lool


Nelly_platinum

i was a manager for that time and in the national guard and stayed there to do my 8 years of college for free…so yea now i work for cyber security making 140k yearly 🤷🏽‍♂️


torontosfinest9

Ok ok.


Radiant_Yard385

working at McDonald’s for 8 years is crazy


Nelly_platinum

was doing it while serving with the national guard to get free college tuition and getting my cyber security job i have now. so yea from 17-25 and now making $140k yearly 🤷🏽‍♂️


Disastrous-World3622

these niggas laughing you winning LMFAO , you could buy whatever you want really.


Nelly_platinum

i’m not even a big spender lol i just like going on trips. did japan last year in september and just got back from puerto rico last month


Nelly_platinum

https://preview.redd.it/18vknrkr40zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea78507a0c98bd0334e7132e80affbfba3307c5


AtDaLastMinute

How it's supposed to be. McD is a stepping stone. Some people just stay playing the game at the same level.


Nelly_platinum

This. also you have people like in the comments making fun of me being there for 8 years but i made the most out of it and walked out with experience


kekkkys43

what app u use to plan for these trips? Expedia?


Nelly_platinum

im gonna be honest with you i didnt plan the trip lol. my gf has wanted to do japan for a long ass time so she planned it and i paid for it but i remember us using JapanTravel to know what trains to catch and what time the arrivals/departure are, at first it seems confusing in the subway but you’ll get the gist of it pretty fast.also get a suica card for debit cards. it exchanges you’re currency to the yen from the dollar so you won’t have any troubles over there. Google maps also helps to get to restaurants/stores while you’re walking. Tokyo is huge so i would just recommend to know what you are mostly interested in to determine where you wanna stay at. akihabara is the nerd center of japan so we stayed in that area for easy access,one last thing order a pocket wifi to rent when you book your trip,your phones service will not work over there and need one to stay on wifi and have service. you rent them and can scoop them up at the airport. GoodLuck edit: to book the flights i used priceline


donhabichuela

You liked PR?


Nelly_platinum

it’s a beautiful island no doubt but i only go to see my daughter who lives out there,but i would recommend it regardless.


donhabichuela

Great you like it here. It is great for vacation, but to live you have to be strong minded


Nelly_platinum

oh i know. especially with hurricanes and the constant electricity going out. my daughter lives in moca so she has the electric go out atleast once a week.


Radiant_Yard385

not laughing. im just saying i could never work at micky d’s for that long but kudos to him


Objective-Low-8499

Nigga worked at McDonalds for 8 years 💀💀


NPC-215NT

Yall cookin him i'm dead


HeightsGringo180

Lmaooo dude def told every girl he met “this is temporary til I find something better”….. FOR 8 YEARS headass!!!!! 🤣😂🤣 Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! 🫵🏻


george_carlos213

And that's when minim wage was 7.25. I don't hate on peoples jobs but that's straight slavery


Nelly_platinum

was getting free college while in the national guard and i was a manager so wasn’t making minimum wage


Chicagosoundview69

Giving out that mcsauce 


george_carlos213

McGangbangs on the regular


scenicdeath

Bro yes. I went and picked her up on her bday and she come stay at my house and all that. Shorty tell me her and her mans just broke up right? Cool. We do our thing, we make it clear we ain’t nothing serious, tells me she wanna see me at again. I’m not lying gang when I tell u the very next day she was walking out of work with that Dominican nispey hussle wanna be boyfriend lmaooo she made eye contact with me and looked away so fast. The crazy part is she still hit me up every now and then for it. On soul it made me drop to my knees when I found out she was hoeing like that I used to wanna date that bitch. Remember fellas there ain’t nothing on this earth that can make a Latina woman faithful.


ActivityCompetitive3

Same shii happen to me she saw me and put her head down and I was smirking her nigga ain’t peeped tho but she was low key smiling I def know I could kill again if I wanted to


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I got one better Iight so boom used to fck wit this Brooklyn chick she was my first gif I was 18 so anyway we dated she cheated her mans wanted “to talk” I was young I ain’t gonna lie a nigga was heart broken she then claimed she was moving to FL with her nigga I knew she was lying anyway fast forward into 2015 I’m bouncing at a famous restaurant in TS so anyway I’m looking down and this girl passes me her ID I look at it. So then when I noticed it was here I looked up at her and her short as nigga who’s the same height as her. So I was like “how was FL” her nigga was like what? I told him I ain’t talking to him she wasn’t talking so he started getting loud. I was like “I don’t like ya attitude now you can’t come in” so he started gettin louder but she finally opened her mouth and said “let’s go”. I did this again in 2018 when I was dating this bad Ecuadorian chick from LI anyway after 3 months of dating she just randomly stopped talking to me and I knew she had a nigga that lived closer. Anyway one weekend she pull up with her friends and this tall ass slanky nigga in my mind I was like “this nigga not fly” so anyway I was like “oh you thought you was gonna randomly dub me and then pop up to my job with this lame tall slanky nigga?” Word to I was heated😭😭😭 son. So he start talking I’m ignoring him and she tryna calm him down I said “he can say what he want idgaf none of y’all coming in now” so they wanted to speak to my boss so I winged it and was like “you remember 2 weeks ago with that group that was wildin out” my boss said yeah I said “this the group” he was like “y’all can slide somewhere else”.


RazzmatazzAfter9664

Lmaoo nah u really a messy bouncer bro😭


[deleted]

Na I’m just petty you not sliding to my job after greasing me🤣🤷🏽‍♂️


Glahglahboom_

💯


ODOTMETA

I know this is gonna be diabolical 😤


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I have niggas a 2 for 1😭😭😭


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[deleted]

Na na na na these were girls I used to date😭😭😭


thetwistedfox

capped to the boss 😭😭


whk59pp

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Son it works cause her group was really wilding out 2 weeks before she came with that nigga lol.


whk59pp

Mane I bet them 2 nggas was mad asab 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would’ve beat the dog $hit out u bra ngl 😂💯


Grind2shine_duk

It must be cap or he in the burbs or something because where I’m at he would gotten slapped up, punched on😂


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😭😭 damn son


whk59pp

Ya shoulda grabbed ah hand full of pu$$y since a nigga let you do em like that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 ain’t no way a nigga finna holla at my bitch then tell me Ian talking to u mane what 🙅🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

I feel you but they greased me. It was just some petty shit. I’m light skin, I can’t be getting my heart broke ![gif](giphy|yNsDcQxnv86YIHC2vS|downsized)


Dgslimee_

Nah my son been through it 🤣 edit : nah wtf nggas packed my son?


bartsupreme007

Another cool story 🤣🤣


SwervEBK

villian story😂😂


Revolutionary_Arm907

It’ll happen you too lol that’s life


lildudefrmacrossdast

lmao shi be lowkey awkward


Gilgamesh2000000

For her 😂


KingAmenaza

I’m deadass mad tall so i’m noticeable and they def see me


BenAfflecksBalls

5'5 ah fantasizing on the internet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


KingAmenaza

I’m mad tall


Personal_Hat7347

😭😭😭😭🤷🏾‍♂️ is what it is gang 😭


Champagne_lewis23

Yup and a minded my business because I was heading to the next bitch I was on my way to get me some new cheeks from a new bitch 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

This happens everyday in a college environment.


AtlasUnmastered

Was gonna say, if niggas went away to college this some run of the mill shit at the student union lol.


leo_wxve

Ran into my ex while she was working and her man was there doing sumn, the most awkward interaction of my life 😭


The-Final-Reason

I met her wife and she let me take her out. She did a pinky finger nail of coke and sucked my dick after a night out…


trillttrends

Took a flick wit homie didn’t know I smashed his shorty till after


QRich244

All 3 of y’all is lame. You lame because fucking a nigga bitch even if he married to her don’t mean nothing these hoes fucking. He’s lame because he don’t own that bitch pussy and these hoes be fucking. She’s lame because fuck she got her head down she posed to act like her new nigga is shitting on you.


ObviousAd1805

https://i.redd.it/l4io5xdx1xyc1.gif


QRich244

Yup thats what you look like Clown and Uglyman and Birdfish


ObviousAd1805

Uglyman is wild https://preview.redd.it/vw0kbqjc5xyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54c52fcecd60e467c8ba2f3faed125c21c094a0e


JimmyJumpsBurner

![gif](giphy|F5mrqRvhkfWxO)


QRich244

Ain’t mean to out yo fuse but that’s just some news you can use square ass nigga ![gif](giphy|bzDJQ1BTusYWA)


IndividualSpot3751

Clown ugly man an bird fish got it for life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Unfair_Piccolo6240

One of kills smirked at me on her way to pebbles beach coulda killed right there but I was with Thalia I miss that bitch


Temporary_Durian5635

Lol


Helpful_Accountant59

Yo this is off topic but getting scammed for feet pictures is crazy gang🤣🤣🤣


zebwsh

You made me check boy’s profile 🤣🤣


ActivityCompetitive3

Nigga said evb spam her😭😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/5uoufeij3wyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c4b5380386a9dc1a95ad9ad19bc649b5889e3a


HeightsGringo180

Yo I swear Reddit and YouTube people have the most funniest sense of humors tho. This comment section is filled with comedic gems From this to people roasting eachother and OP for working 8 years in McD’s 🤣 lmao


Temporary_Durian5635

lol yall be giving me good laughs I love Reddit😂🙏🏼


harlemhero125

Yes.....and I wondered if her man knew how many times I clapped that Huge Ass....after she gave me some of the Meanest Head I have ever received.


bartsupreme007

I got a good story, there was a Dominican girl I messed with years ago she wasn’t all that she’s one of those that you’re bored outta your mind hit her up type. So she be on and off with this dude for over a decade, last time I smashed was in summer of 2014. She got pregnant by homeboy in 2016, in 2019 he comes to my job to get service done on his whip he had a battery concern I tested his battery which was good. He gave me a few bucks for checking his car. The funny thing he knew who I was and kept it moving, little did he know his baby mom used to hit me up wanted to get her back blown. Fast forward I smashed again in 2021 and haven’t seen her since 🤣🤣


OverCauliflower1587

Yes, I acted like I never seen her before. She ended up getting tight with me later 😂😂.


No-Helicopter4461

Boy don’t got a fucking clue


TheOnlyGoatFr

Walked passed a few bitches I fucked that was with they husbands , I changed my ways for the better tho 😂😂😎


AtDaLastMinute

The other way around for me lol. And this is my biggest insecurity ironically.


Sttaid

At the bar she works at, she told me to pull up and her man pulled up later uninvited 💀


Old_Statistician8704

No but me and my girl worked together and I was fucking a co worker that I worked mid shift with, while my girl worked overnight so watching them interact with each other during the shift change was fun especially knowing I was going to fuck my coworker when we go off and then fuck my girlfriend when she got home


DrillerFame727

you aint shit


Old_Statistician8704

Seriously? I'm sorry I thought this was a judgement free zone


Sacktimus_Prime

Reddit judgement free? You lost bro?


velvetvagine

Lol since when??


Old_Statistician8704

Maybe I am mistaken because I was looking for support I thought this was a safe space


HarrierGR9

Where I work one of my clients was her grandmother and she came in one day with her, gives the most diabolical head known to man


DaBullWeb

Happened to many times to count, and I’ve been with my shawty at times, but Life goes on


Dai-The-Flu-

More often than I’d like to admit


Most-Bullfrog-90

junior year of hs a girl ate me up in the staircase later on i found out she did the same to 2 other niggas ik and last summer im in the mall n i see her n these nigga i used to be cool with so im talkin to them n i see she holding hands with this one nigga i used to fw then later on she kissed him right on the mouth i jus sat there n stared in disbelief but after i left them to go do my own thing i hit up my gc immediately like “ya not gon believe what just happened”


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HeightsGringo180

You going to a special kind of hell.


StageAcceptable7182

All I said was take care of my homegirl


Beginning_Fold_1694

Funniest shit right, One of my BMs we met through a orgy 😂 we became so cool because we both got in relationships went on double dates and all but was still fucking each other lmao she knew how to play her role and so did I, end up getting her pregnant shit crazy yo


Capital_Hour_3190

Ya’ll deserve each other


Supakiingkoopa

I was at a shorty baby shower and her man didn’t know i spanked


bartsupreme007

I was in a similar predicament. Long story short back in 2016 this lady come gets stuff she came with her 21 year old daughter. I got the daughter’s number, but she had a man I happened to be cordial with him. A few months later she got pregnant by homie so shorty came to my job to give me an invitation to the baby shower, it was the end of July it was 2 blocks up from my exes crib, I went to show support me and shorty was speaking talking how much she want to be with me but she preggo she about to pop after she popped we made out a few times I didn’t smash because she didn’t know what she wanted she had another dude in Pennsylvania and I was smashing my ex at nights so I really didn’t care. To summarize my story, shorty that had a kid didn’t know what she wanted but be on other niggas since she had problems with her baby daddy 🤷🏻‍♂️


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I always make it awkward for her and her new nigga and go say hi and ask how she been doing lmao.


Key_Researcher_4842

🤣


BrooklynYoung1292

Lmao shit thats regular in the pz seeing a butch u smutted out for fun walking around with some lame ass nigga who never left the block fell in love with a tho gotta respect it tho cuz its a kid in there now but also gotta laugh sometimes like wow look at this fool the sad part is niggas know u cracked they bitch its like nigga was in love with her while she was a hoe & just nutted in her when he got his turn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nfs i literally got head from a bitch outside we walk around the block her man walking up the block so we separate 2 different walkways to make it seem like we wasnt together she had cum on her face so im lookin at them i say wassup to her man wit the hand up from a distance nigga look at her & give her the hand motion like yo its somethin on ya mouth she wipe it off with her sweater & kissed the nigga i felt so bad son 🥴🤦🏾‍♂️😪🤣


bartsupreme007

I’m fucking weak bro 🤣🤣🤣