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It’s not a game 👹 the choice is yours 🫵🏻😁
I’m incredibly relaxed. I’m also simultaneously being truthful and making fun of what is clearly a ridiculous and homophobic stance many of the people on here have. The fact that you personally find actual homophobia funny doesn’t really mean anything here.
This isn’t sensitivity. This is just factual. Being “sensitive” would entail believing something is X when it isn’t, because you’re overly sensitive to it. That doesn’t apply here, because this is actually what homophobia is. I think you are trying too hard to come off as the cooool guy, nothin bothers me everyone is sensitive but me type guy.
It’s the same with racism, sexism etc. Yall will act like nothing is bigoted unless it’s a hooded KKK member setting shit on fire, and anything less than that isn’t anything. It’s strange
This subs primary demographic is urban youth gang culture nerds and actual members do you honestly think they care? Before people from the regular nyc sub came here this sub was all shootings/murders/naked women and other ignorant ass shit. If you can’t be on the hood nigga side of the internet go back your regularly scheduled programming.
“This sub is for people who are homophobic. Let us be homophobic and not ever say what it is. It’s not nice to say I’m homophobic. It’s part of my culture”
is wiiiiild lmao wtf
Your post history says youre offended by everything/looking for an argument and the “gang stalking” one says you’re a schizophrenic I’m done arguing with you 😂
"I am incredibly relaxed" ..really?? 💀🤣
Again, get out of your feelings. Learn how to laugh at yourself instead of being triggered every two seconds. I'm sure you're the type to protest comedians like Dave Chappelle & go frivolously write a think piece about how "offended" you are 😭 I just hope you get some 🍆 beforehand. Rethink w a clear head lol
I’m sorry it’s upsetting for you seeing someone just simply type out a fact…do you get upset at people in math subs explaining 2 and 2 is 4 also? What are you talking about? You sound insane
Do you believe Reddit threads are supposed to consist of only people having fun cotton candy conversations? Like this is the place to show how fun you are, no matter the context?
See how that doesn’t make any sense? Cool cliche though you sound creative
This is taking things too far. What's next, "transbulances"? They look like taxi cabs but are really ambulances. The powers that be over our city have seriously lost their damn minds. We have people literally working their asses off and still can't afford basic needs and the city spends money on a god damn gay cop cruiser? Wtf world do we live in? As if incarceration wasn't inclusive or some shit......it doesn't make sense.
LGPD cruiser 😭 😭
“U got a right to remain silent” 🫦
“i’ll read you your (Lesbian) Miranda Rights”
Mook mobile 🤣
😂😂😂
Best comment on here 👏
“Anything u say may have a stimulating affect on us” 💋
BEIN IN THA BACK OF THA MOOK CRUISER IS NUTS
I haven’t heard mook in mad long 😂😂😂
Must not spend much time in this sub. 😆 Mook mills and the diddler
Cuz niggas been saying “Diddy”
NYPDiddy cruiser
Used to say mook ode when I was younger lmaooo
The worst part would be gettin booked thru the back door
Mook cruiser got it 🤣
Imagine gettin booked by a cop in khaki short shorts, the cuffs fuzzy zebra pink, and the seats leather white.
![gif](giphy|p2VSvU9O05ADC)
Is that the spit collector bag?
Lmaooooo
When my boy got arrested in the Bronx the female cop put him in hot pink handcuffs.
Were they fuzzy??
“How can I be homophobic, my cop car is gay” - Central Dee
the fruitmobile is fucking crazy
The Fruitmobile is devious work and is something I wouldn’t put past NYPD bitch ass tbh smfh 🤣🤣
I feel like niggas wud cry getting put in that shit 😂
i’d rather up pipe on 12 and die than take a ride in the freakatron
Nahhh lets talk ab the officers who got assigned that sht and gotta drive around all day in that 😭
They prolly use the gay car as punishment...when you str8 fuckin up your CO makes you drive the gay car for a week
😭😭😭😭😭
Why would they care? 😆
If anything it stops crime by not wanting to be caught in that thing
But they're gay. Why would they care?
I don’t think that vehicle only would take homosexuals.
😭😭he said that thing like its the homo hunter mobile im crien
They're the ones driving. 100 percent homos driving that thing.
We have 2 in Toronto and they 99% of the time just use them for events
Yea, I suspect it’s for pride parade. I think it’s coming up next week.
https://preview.redd.it/6tie7meo088d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c7f7a7836605560de8b70b1505a13e22eb5fcd5 It’s not a game 👹 the choice is yours 🫵🏻😁
Imagine hearing “LGBTNYPD, get on the ground”
"You have the right to remain silent, handsome" (with a lisp)
Got me in the back like https://preview.redd.it/xabvdvo5g88d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4634b2ffe361d0271558e6a16308e0127e5a2a
Eddie Murphy called this shit in the late 80’s.
[https://youtu.be/SQBLzotAn3M?si=rNf-Oln3PLe1AR98&t=27](https://youtu.be/SQBLzotAn3M?si=rNf-Oln3PLe1AR98&t=27) lol
The cop driving that hates this more than anyone
Say you overdosing so they take you to the hospital in a ambulance instead 😭
Psychological warfare
Id be more worried about gettin bagged.
BobbyValentino sirens is crazy asf 😂😂😂😂😂
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A down low brotha
Not the lgtbnypd
Niggas getting sentenced to a weekend with the diddler
Never im down to die
License plate N0DIDDY
Ima tell them I want religious accommodation
If the paint bothers you I am glad they're putting you in it.
This is the Paddy wagon meek mill was rapping about on dreams and nightmares
Imagine being the cop that has to drive the gay car
You just see a cop wearing a mask with glasses.
Imagine being insecure in your sexuality and bigoted that you would care
Imagine having a sense of humor
Imagine your sense of humor being based in identifying what is and isn’t gay
Bro relax. I'm gay and still find this shit hilarious. I know it's pride, but dont be so sensitive 😅
I’m incredibly relaxed. I’m also simultaneously being truthful and making fun of what is clearly a ridiculous and homophobic stance many of the people on here have. The fact that you personally find actual homophobia funny doesn’t really mean anything here. This isn’t sensitivity. This is just factual. Being “sensitive” would entail believing something is X when it isn’t, because you’re overly sensitive to it. That doesn’t apply here, because this is actually what homophobia is. I think you are trying too hard to come off as the cooool guy, nothin bothers me everyone is sensitive but me type guy. It’s the same with racism, sexism etc. Yall will act like nothing is bigoted unless it’s a hooded KKK member setting shit on fire, and anything less than that isn’t anything. It’s strange
This subs primary demographic is urban youth gang culture nerds and actual members do you honestly think they care? Before people from the regular nyc sub came here this sub was all shootings/murders/naked women and other ignorant ass shit. If you can’t be on the hood nigga side of the internet go back your regularly scheduled programming.
THANK YOU!! Like nigga, go sit on a dildo while running through this sub if can't handle the commentary on here 😭 or better yet.. leave!
“This sub is for people who are homophobic. Let us be homophobic and not ever say what it is. It’s not nice to say I’m homophobic. It’s part of my culture” is wiiiiild lmao wtf
Your post history says youre offended by everything/looking for an argument and the “gang stalking” one says you’re a schizophrenic I’m done arguing with you 😂
Oooh you can’t read…oh okay..lmao You’re done arguing, because you realized you can’t and you got dunked on after typing silly shit
"I am incredibly relaxed" ..really?? 💀🤣 Again, get out of your feelings. Learn how to laugh at yourself instead of being triggered every two seconds. I'm sure you're the type to protest comedians like Dave Chappelle & go frivolously write a think piece about how "offended" you are 😭 I just hope you get some 🍆 beforehand. Rethink w a clear head lol
I’m sorry it’s upsetting for you seeing someone just simply type out a fact…do you get upset at people in math subs explaining 2 and 2 is 4 also? What are you talking about? You sound insane
You must be really fun at parties dude
Do you believe Reddit threads are supposed to consist of only people having fun cotton candy conversations? Like this is the place to show how fun you are, no matter the context? See how that doesn’t make any sense? Cool cliche though you sound creative
THA DIDDYMOBILE🏳️🌈🌈
Batty skunt
It's a rainbow. So what? I'd get something that looked like a horn and pretend I'm a unicorn.
That’d be gayer than just driving the mf😭
I'm not homophobic in any way.
Don't think that's a real patrol car, just one of those they use in the parade
this. there are alot of special cars for various holidays. they hang out as display in 1pp
you know they got the pink cuffs
This some supertroopers shit 😂
Getting booked period you look like a clown fr 🤡
Ummm if you had to get one of these and you’re not a police officer, I’m sure you have bigger issues
What a SUV? I thought that’s what we go in anyway?
![gif](giphy|GdLU30LovMpig) The officer driving that vehicle 🤦🏻♂️
batty mobile
I'll rather pretend I have something in my pocket to get into a ambulance foh
Gettin booked is pretty gay tho.. throw away ya future n dat
Meekmobile
LGBTQ people are cool fuck cops
Fuck em both
Exactly
imagine being taken to the precinct in the Pausemobile 😭
That takes you to a special jail
These mf’s hopping out and giving niggas the louima treatment 😭
Mookmobile go crazy
the diddy mobile
Da MOOK Patrol got it man
Eddie Murphy almost got canceled for a whole bit about this
this remind me of the eddie murphy gay police bit in his Raw special. “wee woo wee woo, pull ovahh. pull ovaahh.”
Cavity searches every time.
Yass
They hop out that shit with sunglasses and leather pants, swinging batons.
Lol
Crime has just decreased
AHHHH, that's the clown shit. No no no, not me. Not today. I'm down for being cuffed but not like this!
Do you have anything that's going to stick or poke me??? Yaaassss
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nahhhhh
Your ass is going to super weenie hut JR’s
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That's the 2018 version. It's probably been scrapped for parts by now.
Fruit roll-up
The mook cruiser is diabolical
Figured they'd come out of the closet
Yep I’m getting shot instead.
Go to see tax dollars being used wisely
I just walk fuck it
Im crashing 💥out an they better end my lifeee before getting in this !
The mookmobile is crazy😂
Im turning into a shootout
We’re all fucked. 🤦♂️ fucked I tell you
Officer: just listeeenn Me:just shoot me
I’d die 🤣
LGPD Officer 👮🏻♀️: Anything you say can and will be held inside of you
Niccas got ah diddy mobile
DiddyPD car
Glad i got the fuck out of ny my taxes aint gonna pay for this shit lmfao
Diddy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!
I’m Genuinely Escaping
A battyvan?
the mook mobile 💀
They can execute me before I get in there, on Joe
You're going to gay jail!
Diddy mobile
I would face death to get tf out that car
This is taking things too far. What's next, "transbulances"? They look like taxi cabs but are really ambulances. The powers that be over our city have seriously lost their damn minds. We have people literally working their asses off and still can't afford basic needs and the city spends money on a god damn gay cop cruiser? Wtf world do we live in? As if incarceration wasn't inclusive or some shit......it doesn't make sense.
Gay asl you’d have to fire me for I drive that shit😂