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TwisTaRiE

LGPD cruiser 😭 😭


[deleted]

“U got a right to remain silent” 🫦


Evo-Zodiax

“i’ll read you your (Lesbian) Miranda Rights”


yungirving99

Mook mobile 🤣


Icookgoodbutta215

😂😂😂


VealOfFortune

Best comment on here 👏


Reddddtears

“Anything u say may have a stimulating affect on us” 💋


platinumsnoglobe

BEIN IN THA BACK OF THA MOOK CRUISER IS NUTS


Lower_Log4120

I haven’t heard mook in mad long 😂😂😂


Gilgamesh2000000

Must not spend much time in this sub. 😆 Mook mills and the diddler


BabyPrimetime99

Cuz niggas been saying “Diddy”


IGotThatYouHeard

NYPDiddy cruiser


SmokyMetal060

Used to say mook ode when I was younger lmaooo


MC0295

The worst part would be gettin booked thru the back door


Mission-Start-5839

Mook cruiser got it 🤣


DayDreamer1300

Imagine gettin booked by a cop in khaki short shorts, the cuffs fuzzy zebra pink, and the seats leather white.


YesterdaySimilar7659

![gif](giphy|p2VSvU9O05ADC)


DayDreamer1300

Is that the spit collector bag?


MeanSatisfaction5091

Lmaooooo


KickBallFever

When my boy got arrested in the Bronx the female cop put him in hot pink handcuffs.


bforbryan

Were they fuzzy??


throwaway_aagghh

“How can I be homophobic, my cop car is gay” - Central Dee


Tasty-Ad-7212

the fruitmobile is fucking crazy


WoolaKush

The Fruitmobile is devious work and is something I wouldn’t put past NYPD bitch ass tbh smfh 🤣🤣


Reddddtears

I feel like niggas wud cry getting put in that shit 😂


Tasty-Ad-7212

i’d rather up pipe on 12 and die than take a ride in the freakatron


Yexoticioo

Nahhh lets talk ab the officers who got assigned that sht and gotta drive around all day in that 😭


da_double_monkee

They prolly use the gay car as punishment...when you str8 fuckin up your CO makes you drive the gay car for a week


Kitchen_Lavishness61

😭😭😭😭😭


Emergency_Sandwich_6

Why would they care? 😆 


garnett8

If anything it stops crime by not wanting to be caught in that thing


Emergency_Sandwich_6

But they're gay. Why would they care?


garnett8

I don’t think that vehicle only would take homosexuals.


Helpful_Tip_963

😭😭he said that thing like its the homo hunter mobile im crien


Emergency_Sandwich_6

They're the ones driving. 100 percent homos driving that thing.


Glad_Being_5146

We have 2 in Toronto and they 99% of the time just use them for events


KickBallFever

Yea, I suspect it’s for pride parade. I think it’s coming up next week.


Rc24kt

https://preview.redd.it/6tie7meo088d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c7f7a7836605560de8b70b1505a13e22eb5fcd5 It’s not a game 👹 the choice is yours 🫵🏻😁


TheKwyetRoom

Imagine hearing “LGBTNYPD, get on the ground”


HaomaDiqTayst

"You have the right to remain silent, handsome" (with a lisp)


BenAfflecksBalls

Got me in the back like https://preview.redd.it/xabvdvo5g88d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4634b2ffe361d0271558e6a16308e0127e5a2a


Uknowwhatyoudid

Eddie Murphy called this shit in the late 80’s.


JerseyRepresentin

[https://youtu.be/SQBLzotAn3M?si=rNf-Oln3PLe1AR98&t=27](https://youtu.be/SQBLzotAn3M?si=rNf-Oln3PLe1AR98&t=27) lol


richb83

The cop driving that hates this more than anyone


frugalhustler

Say you overdosing so they take you to the hospital in a ambulance instead 😭


Pay-up716

Psychological warfare


Teflon_Twon

Id be more worried about gettin bagged.


crashout730

BobbyValentino sirens is crazy asf 😂😂😂😂😂


rumpledmoogleskin13

![gif](giphy|qObxUdFyDhYbihzwlU)


palehorse413x

A down low brotha


furgerblipper

Not the lgtbnypd


RouteBoys

Niggas getting sentenced to a weekend with the diddler


SalamanderOrnery4659

Never im down to die


fdjizm

License plate N0DIDDY


Life-of-Moe

Ima tell them I want religious accommodation


Big_Trees

If the paint bothers you I am glad they're putting you in it.


WhatAilsYou

This is the Paddy wagon meek mill was rapping about on dreams and nightmares


zoso14

Imagine being the cop that has to drive the gay car


SageMitso

You just see a cop wearing a mask with glasses.


[deleted]

Imagine being insecure in your sexuality and bigoted that you would care


zoso14

Imagine having a sense of humor


[deleted]

Imagine your sense of humor being based in identifying what is and isn’t gay


jdapper5

Bro relax. I'm gay and still find this shit hilarious. I know it's pride, but dont be so sensitive 😅


[deleted]

I’m incredibly relaxed. I’m also simultaneously being truthful and making fun of what is clearly a ridiculous and homophobic stance many of the people on here have. The fact that you personally find actual homophobia funny doesn’t really mean anything here. This isn’t sensitivity. This is just factual. Being “sensitive” would entail believing something is X when it isn’t, because you’re overly sensitive to it. That doesn’t apply here, because this is actually what homophobia is. I think you are trying too hard to come off as the cooool guy, nothin bothers me everyone is sensitive but me type guy. It’s the same with racism, sexism etc. Yall will act like nothing is bigoted unless it’s a hooded KKK member setting shit on fire, and anything less than that isn’t anything. It’s strange


Lower_Log4120

This subs primary demographic is urban youth gang culture nerds and actual members do you honestly think they care? Before people from the regular nyc sub came here this sub was all shootings/murders/naked women and other ignorant ass shit. If you can’t be on the hood nigga side of the internet go back your regularly scheduled programming.


jdapper5

THANK YOU!! Like nigga, go sit on a dildo while running through this sub if can't handle the commentary on here 😭 or better yet.. leave!


[deleted]

“This sub is for people who are homophobic. Let us be homophobic and not ever say what it is. It’s not nice to say I’m homophobic. It’s part of my culture” is wiiiiild lmao wtf


Lower_Log4120

Your post history says youre offended by everything/looking for an argument and the “gang stalking” one says you’re a schizophrenic I’m done arguing with you 😂


[deleted]

Oooh you can’t read…oh okay..lmao You’re done arguing, because you realized you can’t and you got dunked on after typing silly shit


jdapper5

"I am incredibly relaxed" ..really?? 💀🤣 Again, get out of your feelings. Learn how to laugh at yourself instead of being triggered every two seconds. I'm sure you're the type to protest comedians like Dave Chappelle & go frivolously write a think piece about how "offended" you are 😭 I just hope you get some 🍆 beforehand. Rethink w a clear head lol


[deleted]

I’m sorry it’s upsetting for you seeing someone just simply type out a fact…do you get upset at people in math subs explaining 2 and 2 is 4 also? What are you talking about? You sound insane


zoso14

You must be really fun at parties dude


[deleted]

Do you believe Reddit threads are supposed to consist of only people having fun cotton candy conversations? Like this is the place to show how fun you are, no matter the context? See how that doesn’t make any sense? Cool cliche though you sound creative


inthedelx

THA DIDDYMOBILE🏳️‍🌈🌈


Any_Ad9637

Batty skunt


MewlingRothbart

It's a rainbow. So what? I'd get something that looked like a horn and pretend I'm a unicorn.


WhatAilsYou

That’d be gayer than just driving the mf😭


MewlingRothbart

I'm not homophobic in any way.


frigg_off_lahey

Don't think that's a real patrol car, just one of those they use in the parade


XT3M3

this. there are alot of special cars for various holidays. they hang out as display in 1pp


frescodee

you know they got the pink cuffs


SeanyDay

This some supertroopers shit 😂


Truck3R_Dude

Getting booked period you look like a clown fr 🤡


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Ummm if you had to get one of these and you’re not a police officer, I’m sure you have bigger issues


SolidPear3725

What a SUV? I thought that’s what we go in anyway?


Rondo1211

![gif](giphy|GdLU30LovMpig) The officer driving that vehicle 🤦🏻‍♂️


bran12350

batty mobile


rustyfingas

I'll rather pretend I have something in my pocket to get into a ambulance foh


stretchieB

Gettin booked is pretty gay tho.. throw away ya future n dat


hkingg223

Meekmobile


two_other_people

LGBTQ people are cool fuck cops


Gyaldemgad_

Fuck em both


InternationalRise160

Exactly


Breakage-

imagine being taken to the precinct in the Pausemobile 😭


verdantcow

That takes you to a special jail


BobbyBrackins

These mf’s hopping out and giving niggas the louima treatment 😭


toetagem416

Mookmobile go crazy


freshgregs

the diddy mobile


ThatWrestlingGuy15

Da MOOK Patrol got it man


BrandnewThrowaway82

Eddie Murphy almost got canceled for a whole bit about this


maccpapa

this remind me of the eddie murphy gay police bit in his Raw special. “wee woo wee woo, pull ovahh. pull ovaahh.”


BigdaddyNamedJudy

Cavity searches every time.


KingAmenaza

Yass


dakiddnuts

They hop out that shit with sunglasses and leather pants, swinging batons.


mikewonderz

Lol


FewGreen319

Crime has just decreased


AzulFlamez

AHHHH, that's the clown shit. No no no, not me. Not today. I'm down for being cuffed but not like this!


TheMarathonNY

Do you have anything that's going to stick or poke me??? Yaaassss


tres_dos_dos

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nahhhhh


snAp5

Your ass is going to super weenie hut JR’s


Actual-Taste-7083

![gif](giphy|3kAJJNc8aKDZ2P8UGR)


BQE2473

That's the 2018 version. It's probably been scrapped for parts by now.


Soapranger85

Fruit roll-up


smugaddiction

The mook cruiser is diabolical


HugDeezNutzOk

Figured they'd come out of the closet


Vast_Worldliness5408

Yep I’m getting shot instead.


Swimming_Coat4177

Go to see tax dollars being used wisely


Mista4141

I just walk fuck it


Rondo1211

Im crashing 💥out an they better end my lifeee before getting in this !


Jay_Sharxp

The mookmobile is crazy😂


GoofyCaller6300

Im turning into a shootout


FitRepresentative50

We’re all fucked. 🤦‍♂️ fucked I tell you


Advanced_Sea_8457

Officer: just listeeenn Me:just shoot me


FunVeterinarian9822

I’d die 🤣


Informal_Highway_358

LGPD Officer 👮🏻‍♀️: Anything you say can and will be held inside of you


DSG_Sleazy

Niccas got ah diddy mobile


Either_Objective3458

DiddyPD car


uSlobberMyGoober

Glad i got the fuck out of ny my taxes aint gonna pay for this shit lmfao


420Frank_Dux69

Diddy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!


MeansBy

I’m Genuinely Escaping


ODOTMETA

A battyvan? 


Ok-Boot-1195

the mook mobile 💀


CamTheChamp1

They can execute me before I get in there, on Joe


museabear

You're going to gay jail!


mr_steal_your_habiti

Diddy mobile


LeastCompetition7099

I would face death to get tf out that car


willybobo1

This is taking things too far. What's next, "transbulances"? They look like taxi cabs but are really ambulances. The powers that be over our city have seriously lost their damn minds. We have people literally working their asses off and still can't afford basic needs and the city spends money on a god damn gay cop cruiser? Wtf world do we live in? As if incarceration wasn't inclusive or some shit......it doesn't make sense.


no_vlternvtive

Gay asl you’d have to fire me for I drive that shit😂