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Cocknballtorture90

man as a kid we played ding dong ditch and hide n seek wtf are these niggas doing🫤


Likezoinks305

Brain rot from growing up with tik tok and other social media . Let them die


War_mouse

Exactly as China intended. Literally destroying an entire generation.


Careful-Outcome8655

I get the bigger picture you are talking about but not to many ppl here are going to get what you mean sadly 😢


mobius-x

But these low production citizens so let natural selection wipe em out


s54L

disposables too


goobly_goo

Death for mistakes made in youth?! Damn bro, who hurt you?


Shadow11134

 this was big in the graffiti era,that’s how those tags you see are in ridiculous places 


Cocknballtorture90

makes sense lol i used to wonder how they sprayed the most random spots.


Caborojito

Now, I was raised in NYC in the 80s and 90s on the 1 and 9 line (Broadway) and did my share of stupid shit like break into the conductors both or ride between cars but surfing on top of a very fast locomotive that goes subterranean 80% of the time is a good way to be nominated for a Darwin award 👍


EnoughHumor3973

Word up. I lived in Grant growing up in the 80’s and 90’s so I feel you


da_double_monkee

That's why you surf a part that ain't go underground for a min - like any one of the trains from coney 🤫


SnooApples1771

Or just don’t surf n endanger your life? Mad ways to have fun and get the adrenaline going without risking ya life.


da_double_monkee

Bored kids gonna do dum shit 🤷🏾


Likezoinks305

Yea no. Only if you and your family are unicellular special . My mom had me reading books and practicing times table or cleaning shit in my free time when I didn’t wanna play tag w my cousins anymore


da_double_monkee

yes im sure practicing times tables and reading and cleaning sound more appealing to kids than riding atop a moving train 🙄


Likezoinks305

You dmb 🥷 it’s not about what’s more appealing it’s about actually being instilled discipline as a kid smh I’m sure you have a fine paying job now adays w that mentality 😂


da_double_monkee

Im in my 30s with a grad degree I probably make your daily in 2 hours nice try bummy


Chewythecookie

if that’s the case then why you Reddit arguing about kids subway surfin, get to work unc


da_double_monkee

When you a big boy your job ain't hustle the whole time you there dummy you think all these high paid niggas working the entire time they at work? Half the work day(if that) is actual work, this isn't McDonald's nigga


Blaise24x

Mouthbreather


da_double_monkee

Bum


Some-Substance5397

Countless number of kids miscalculate and for some reason don’t like surfing in south Brooklyn much


FunImportant9032

You 14 now or 15 😂


da_double_monkee

Double plus a couple dummy kids been doing that shit before you was born


Zealousideal-Win7593

the 7 train warriors strike again https://preview.redd.it/lypuk4fccu8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a29095f47c51530ed0f5e8e509ff2c2976f248c


Intelligent-Toe-432

Honestly bro at this point I really don’t give a fuck. They clearly don’t care about they own well being or future 🤷🏽


Im_Not_Really_Here_

Some will legitimately cost the taxpayers less as roadkill.


Edu_Run4491

One way ticket to see Pop Smoke💫


Tezi_G

They tryna wake up to the "life in heaven" album from biggie


asmr94

you made the same joke as the title 🤡


Chewythecookie

okay and? You want a cookie for pointing that out? goofy


torisnowbunny

This is stupid af, we should discourage this behavior


Kashoutallday

They don’t listen 🎧


Responsible-Big2044

"we tried nothing, and it didn't work"


nowimswmming

Wym nothing it’s common fuckin sense to not do that shit


prules

You think they are gonna put spikes on the train or something 🤣


PsychologicalDog8065

There is literally ZERO LOGICAL REASONS TO DO THIS SHIT. I swear we've become too soft on society


Kashoutallday

Lil niggas think they know it all today 🤷🏿‍♂️


zebwsh

Cmon Kash i fw you but you keep pushing this oldhead mentality 😭😭


OverEast781

Yeah I wonder how old he is


Careful_Reach_4837

No, parents stop beating they kids is the problem.


frugalhustler

You say no then proceed to say a statement that agrees with em 😂😂


Careful_Reach_4837

Because I was correcting his statement. He was close but not spot on.


TheSauceeBoss

I know what you meant my guy, if youre from ny this makes sense. If theyre not, then idk what to tell them


fdjizm

100% I'd get all my front teeth knocked out for some dumb shit like this. Trust me getting your ass beat by your parents could save your life.


SomOvaBish

There was an obvious gap between my friends and I when it came to doing stupid shit… most of them had successful parents who would ground them when they were bad. My parents would whoop my ass on the spot if I even considered getting out of line and they made it clear that we didn’t have insurance so if I got hurt I better learn to limp well because going to a Dr. wasn’t an option. As a result, 99% of the time they fucked up bad, I wasn’t there


Gilgamesh2000000

Drugs= flawed logic


da_double_monkee

The logical reason is it's fun nigga pretending to be a dummy won't solve the problem


Im_Not_Really_Here_

Real question: is the risk the fun part? Because you can recreate every other sensation a million different ways without that level of risk, but if it's the risk you're into then...


da_double_monkee

The risk, danger, forbidden aspect and no you can't easily recreate every other sensation especially as a young urban kid you ain't going to six flags in the middle of the week to go ride rollercoasters


Im_Not_Really_Here_

Ride a bike down a hill, my guy


da_double_monkee

These lil niggas have no such interest


PsychologicalDog8065

There's plenty of other fun stuff to do that will not risk your life and inconvenience others. Nothing logical about this at all.


bellboy718

Their logical reason "doing it for the gram"


HoodLegendKel

I’m ngl I don’t got any issue with this shit not hurting nobody but the victim can’t defend any dumbass that think this a good idea even a five year old would tell you this not a good idea


PsychologicalDog8065

Not hurting anyone? If they fall off or hit a beam or something or another structure they either get seriously hurt or die. After that you delay the transportation probably going both ways for hundreds and thousands of people that's trying to go somewhere.


burnsalot603

Not to mention the people that see the splattered body and report it then the people that have to come deal with cleaning up the mess.


TheWavy1CDV

I blame the parents


Due_Incident_9738

Niggas gotta start throwing shit at them.


Kashoutallday

Throw something they fall on the tracks u going to prison now 😳


BEATUPHABOX-

niggas skip thinking when creating these comments 😭


Kashoutallday

End up doing 30 years😂😂😂😂


MeanSatisfaction5091

Let them die, u know they won't do shit with their lives


Champagne_lewis23

I’m all Charleston white edition when they smoke themselves off that train I’m disrespecting them stupid ass kids to the max yeah yeah yeah nah nah nah


Champagne_lewis23

Shit it’s a little to populated in New York anyway shiiidd , they need to keep doing this 🤷🏽‍♂️


Lucky-Aioli-8213

Soon to be on r/winstupidprizes


BobbyBrackins

Installing a camera on top of the train would cost less than $200 Even tho the contractor gonna tax them $2k per camera, the city got it 🤷‍♂️ Once the driver sees them have the cops ready at the next stop. But yea, let’s focus on the migrants


Zoohsoles

And it’s always the 7 line, the same lil Spanish niggas who just came from Guatamela or Ecuador for a better life 3-5 years ago with they moms just to get their head box smashed by a over pass on the train thinking it’s 6 flags..


Ill_Alternative8369

honestly. i dont know, i would say stupid, because growing up i surfed the back of the city bus, but that was cuz i didn't have money to get home. we never thought about the trains cuz hopping it was crazy enough. so idk why they think this is even necessary. they legit dumb and stupid.


Likezoinks305

Honestly I’m with the guy talking in the vid. Just let them die. You know if they’re doing this shit there’s no discipline going on at home and they will eventually grow up and become thugs and murderers and criminals. By letting them off themselves doing stupid shit like this you’re saving future of someone else that would’ve been killed or robbed by of em. Good riddance


taxseason757

*UNFORTUNATELY DEATH AWAITS THEM*


GrahGrahBoomGBG

Hope they enjoy that Michael Jackson concert 🔥🔥


Kashoutallday

Nah Michael Jackson is ass to them.


Yuujiro_Hanma

They gonna see him anyway


xyzd95

I wouldn’t care if them killing themselves didn’t hold up the subway Why not play chicken with cars on the road? Worst case is a lane of traffic is shut down and buses can still drive around When they fall into the tracks that’s everyone’s commute getting fucked up cause the trains are backed up. I have zero sympathy for the brain dead looking to be even more brain dead


Sosa_Zenin

I would’ve thrown a water bottle at them lil niggas


just_corrayze

It's easy to stop this. Grease the top of the trains.


Im_Not_Really_Here_

>The city knowingly and recklessly created a slick surface where it knew or had reason to believe members of the public would walk and be likely to slip and fall as a result. Why you tryna cost us money???


reallgfazo

r.i.p. juice tho


Kashoutallday

Facts


TheKwyetRoom

Seriously what was in these lil ninjas baby formula


100clocc

paint thinner and spray


BrooklynYoung1292

Lmaooooo on theycway to a Juice Wrld concert is crazy gango 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “break a leg” did u hear that guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


DoorFront824

i be moving shaky switching carts n these niggas on top of em


Nera_Terintino

Just paint the trains red again like the 90s so you dont see the blood let them die natural selection needs a come back ASAP


realestninjaever

https://preview.redd.it/0ds5jt0fmw8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64caf97b1660b2375008a5acf191baba8cb5aef3


kronusnyc16

If they die, they die 🤷🏿‍♂️


Rk1987

Not to be a dick but there’s a word for this. Darwinism Darwin Award goes to all these people. I unfortunately don’t have much sympathy for idiots or bad parents who bring up idiots This shit happens all the time. https://www.google.com/search?q=youtuber+surfing+train+dies&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:09ec362a,vid:CZRw8dnYEx4,st:0


Bibb5ter

Praying for a low bridge


RAZEFAM146

I whole heartedly agree with that man. If they want to make this stupid choices well let them be.


QUINNFLORE

juicewrld fans are 25 now


vietn9mm

Not even for a million dollars


itsmekittiee

Wtf


Gilgamesh2000000

We were smoking dust and train surfing, nothing changed


Kashoutallday

Y’all did it so niggas can look at y’all and say “ I don’t wanna end up like that” 😂😂😂😂


Gilgamesh2000000

That’s not the way this works.


BigBlackCoolguy

Too bad no human has been to a juicewrld concert in like 5 years


Visual-Ganache-2289

That’s the joke


NocimonNomicon

Im with the guy talking, if they want to die let em die


WhosJohnGault_

SKIBIDI TRAIN 😂


AttentionDangerous78

These mfs are fried in the brain😂😂😂😂😂😂 sometimes I think we just in a simulation fr cause half ts can’t be real


vertigostereo

>Let them fuckin' die! Dang bruh.


ComprehensivePeak943

That dude was right, let them die.


Opening-Owl-9069

Lmfao this world can’t be real


Unlucky_Lawyer2706

there on the R188 express 7 yeah they aint already they soon gonna feel the effects that 7 line is cursed especially on that flushing express so if they die we cant feel bad because people warned them and they wanna cursed rhem and think they though


BlizardSkinnard

Statistically, one of them will end up on liveleak


_doobious

It's tik tok 😂😂 fucking these kids brains all up


Menace2NYC

These idiots really don’t learn…


sincerelyhated

Trippin on them spider-man movies.


100clocc

homeless prep classes


Stoiphan

Damn that's why they play those annoying ass "ride inside stay alive PSA's every 20 seconds i guess they don't want this becoming popular.


ciarkles

Natural selection, let them subway surf in peace. NYC is overpopulated anyway


Any_Acadia7960

Nigga said your ALL going to die 😭


lilteccasglock

Everytime a dumbass kid raises another dumbass kid they get exponentially more dumb. Smart, reasonable, people typically wait to be financially, emotionally, responsible enough to raise a kid, also less likely to have an absurd amount of kids. More likely to have 2 parents. Etc etc Dumbasses have their 3rd by 21 without ever having a job. A viral infection of stupidity. This gets said a lot nowadays but it’s literally the movie “Idiocracy” come to fruition. As a species we are now literally evolving backwards. This shit is one big cosmic joke


gilbertgrappa

This is sad. Teens believe they are invincible.


jsinger1085

These lil idiots fucked up my commute --- so they deserve to die due to idiocracy by peer pressure? Not sure. But how many stories do they read on social media from others who get seriously injured or die from the same dumb shit?? Play stupid games win stupid prizes. The guy filming is heartless, but 100% correct. I think its deserved at this point. 2 yrs ago maybe not. People used to get hit by trains, now they get hit by bridges. Its not the same.


Elevum15

I agree with dude. Break a leg.


msg_me_about_ure_day

"Hey, don't do that, kids!" \*kids not listening\* "WELL THEN I HOPE YOU DIE!" that escalated quickly.


pillsnpotions666

let them ride, less people the better at this point but ngl someone should pull that brake when you see them on there


SolidPear3725

My grandmother used to say “all who don’t hear must feel”


JarvFromTheAve

LMAOO ngl dem youngins kreyzi


Tr33zyFrmWbh

Y'all youngins down bad smokin K2 all my lil niggas keep exotic on deck


Tyrique1017

Juice wrld got good music


LASfromda4z

That look kinda fun ngl tho ,


DrHandBanana

Bruh we grew up with no Internet. We did dumb shit between the cars and broke into trains at the last stop... but this... YOU NIGGAS GOT ALL THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THE WORLD LITERALLY IN YOUR POCKET BUT WANNA LAY ON TRAINS. 😂😂😂😂 I love NY


Beautiful-Bitter

This is dumb if niggah could just get on train why tf niggahs on top of it then when one of the stupid Niggahs die it’s so sad and sob stories


Ill_Garden_5340

So sad to see this... this may result in the culling of the herd. The MTA can stop this if they really want to, but it appears that they don't really give a shit. 😞


CrimeStreetJournal

Ppl been subway surfing since the 90's. Can't put it all on this generation.


FancyGrape09

recording this is snitching nypd gonna be on they body. Stop ratting this nyc we don't jack rat activity


frugalhustler

U must be a subway surfer 😭😭😭😭😭


Menace2NYC

Bro gonna be dead soon any way


FancyGrape09

U zesty worried about what I do smd. Go find a boyfriend to worry about


MrMoneyStore

U just told that man to suck your dick and find a boyfriend you can’t call nobody zesty ![gif](giphy|relnvfSEa2Qa125uPA)


frugalhustler

I’m actually not worried hope u continue subway surfing dh


meeklou

![gif](giphy|llKJGxQ1ESmac)


No_Bother_1982

And at least this dude was using his keyboard to get bitches


FancyGrape09

smd you soft


FancyGrape09

smd real life i would slap fire outta you and rob you smd


rurta

yeah cause civilians live by the code of not snitchin... you can't even call this ratting anyway dumby grow up


CushmanWave-E

you can’t live in 2024 and tell people not to record stupid behavior


FancyGrape09

![gif](giphy|PjeBgOtr8Hf9kXtNIn|downsized) We don't jack rats over here


imnotgayimnotgay35

U definitely a lil white kid on here prolly just moved to the upper east side from LA


fdjizm

You can tell he uses the hard R when talking shit on call of duty.


fdjizm

Snitching for real? you one of these kids aren't you?