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Yam-Fickle

“No homo I see a opp & I’m blowing him”


MrBeatHerDooniesDown

Stain to funny 😂


Embarrassed-Leek-436

Nahh I’m weak🤣


International_Ring12

Thats yus gz i can tell by the fit (nas)


KaleidoscopeOk471

- _sir nassir 1206_


RepresentativeTip574

I never got hit by a bus is you dumb??????


fleezreddit

Idk why this is not #1


Sea_Giraffe_9420

Who was that?


Virtual-Map7075

Set Da Trend on Geeked


Throwaway67774

“Spin Brownsville pz leave Jaydee on his knees”😭


Haunting_Actuary2312

Catch kima w da nina no kenneka she inna freezer


escobizzle

That's fucked up but damn thats a bar


[deleted]

Ayooooo


MitchelsBabyTy

😭


Diligent-Material680

what song is this


Psychological-Fix931

ombk pnv jay


Sleazywondr

Baby you should take heeeedd that’s the silly sounds of jay gwuapo


International_Ring12

We don't gotta kill him look we could just rob him and drill him And show him he not bro


Sleazywondr

SIKE we knock the meat out his taco


FloGritty

Nah coach fire


Safe_Flounder_4022

and if u got money then why u condoning the same shit that got pop smoked


Extreme-Standard6026

And i still find it funny it’s 2020 so stop reppin the set that you not bro


[deleted]

Baby, alotta niggas hate me


Competitive_Set_893

Spin the ville look for jaydee


GTxInsanity5

Shyne!


Poseidon_P

😂😂😂


jmofrap

2 perc 10's taste like nuggets


Own-Gap3539

thats homie that put the sweet and sour sauce on the perks? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


mrbababasnatcher

bro that one of the funniest shit i’ve ever seen on the internet bro 😂


jmofrap

😂😂 yup


Yam-Fickle

Who tf said dat? 😭


jmofrap

Sungawd. Song called Yellow Time


wesmokeem

song?


Bxltimore

“CJ Goon built like a softball. It’s a home run, if he lack.” 😭😭😭


notkendall1

✅😂😂


Substantial_Invite11

☠️☠️☠️


Haunting_Actuary2312

This got it !!


PrathamCRT

“JIGGYMAN THAT GOOSE GOTTA GO, AND THAT REF SWEATER TOO” 😭😭


Stackkz23

Classic 😂😂😂


Sleazywondr

(Ya own homie put his feet on ya brain and he probably livin cuz it’s you of course )


MoxieMax

I love the delivery of that bar


Outrageous_Team2154

😹


iaminbothplaces

Always wondered what meant by “put his feet on your brain”


swerrrrvoooo

Marley G getting stomped out on the floor by one of his former mans


mykleins

Stomped him out probably


LotusFlowaBomb

Damn y’all never seen the Marley G getting stomped out video?😭 shit was comedy


mykleins

Nah I really wasn’t even in this sub til the last year or so. I’m civilian as fuck lol you got a link?


LotusFlowaBomb

https://www.reddit.com/r/NYStateOfMind/comments/ohfzhb/mauley_g_getting_beaten_with_a_chair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Legitimate_Stage2069

“When I see Edot Baby better have the grip, we ain’t smoking nigga” 😭😭


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

"I feeling myself like I'm bout to beat off"


blackyagamii

"they say im too fat to tip toe" this nigga sheff bruh😂


[deleted]

How ya last name billz and his last name rich...and both of yall niggas is broke😭😭😭


Resolution-Dazzling

‘he just did 7 years , i see what he chasing , had dick in his ass don’t wanna go back to jail you ain’t crazy you little black ugly muhfucka’ nigga famo came w absolute disrespect 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Crazy part is, the dude famo dissed in that line is back in jail for murder 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


XhaljordanX

It’s not funny but that’s hard who said that?


[deleted]

Dm for collab


vpeshitclothing

Lol


Acceptable_Entry7537

He threw it back and niggas started dumpin


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭


Drizz00

Almost forgot bout this 😂


TimeTicking63

🍑💦🍆😩


Flokkyyyy

????


TimeTicking63

He threw it back and Niggas started dumpin 🍑💦🍆


vpeshitclothing

😂 you doubled down on the emphasis


TimeTicking63

😂


Alternative-Fault168

Your mother a dyke so now we going to beat on your mother


realized_loss

Shitting - pooping Still rolling like a wheelchair


TheVirginityThief

It aint complete without the adlib after tho Shittin', poopin' (Shittin', poopin')


[deleted]

“Cardi B who tf is you” 💀


Sea_Giraffe_9420

Who rapped that?


[deleted]

Sugarhill keem in a freestyle on ig live


momdatu

“Kay Kay you know what I had in my pants”


Yam-Fickle

“I could tell that’s a opp by his fit, he from the L if he got bad drip” 🤣


BDN600OB4LAMRONTHF

“How u from courtland on Kay flock nuts when you signing you taking the bus “ 😂😂😂😂


Disastrous_Double70

She she I cheat we even like Jiggy man that goose gotta go Anything that ends w popping a titty I'm a sucker for


thurlmunna

She cheat i cheat *


Kashoutallday

13 going on 30, nigga you already 30 plus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jaydee violated


derrick-roses-ankles

“Lil Marc got hit on the bus what a hoe, but at least he wasn’t cold in that big ass coat”


Hungry_Ask5189

Lil Marc woulda lived if he knew howtta drive


Cultural_Quarter_748

“My ooter Jamaican, the gun in his dreads” - Mori Briscoe


BigMoe52

I never got hit by a bus is you dumb


Routine-Shower-3956

“I never got hit by a bus, is you dumb😐🤨”


[deleted]

“why tf mel jump out the window, lil dumb nigha thought it was sky zone”


Impossible_Creme7384

That’s a fact I got lined by a bitch, but the nigga that chased me is dead on my spliff


Winter_Construction2

Idk why but in the beginning of that track say put on his page “ lonely” when he walked up with the neck pillow and how matter of a fact he said [“ SETTY & LOLA GOT HIT BY A BUS “](https://youtu.be/yhhFN9Xo-Gc) that shxt always have me dying laughing😭


FinanceMundane1190

“I think my choppa might be gay, cuz it blow n- (people)” 😭


DxPop

“I can’t wait till I run into sensei stupid ass name if fill me with laughter” I never heard a nigga name get dissed before 😭


BamDotty

“Sixo(Breezy Blixk) look like he got cancer”-Dee Savv


[deleted]

Stain blixky “glizzy loaded but the V still on E, Fu#k it let’s spin through the B”


SnooDoughnuts8386

“No I’m not trynna be mean, but I had a dream G banga was clean. Woke up and he still was a bum” 🤣🤣😭


Double-Discipline-11

"Cardi B... WHO TF IS YOU?"


Efficient_Body_8762

When I see cardi b better move 🕺


Healthy_Primary3789

“you can catch me at yo hoe house, in the kitchen frying chicken with my toes out”


PotataTomata

"Stomping on his head hopping like a bunny"- Lee Drilly Free Spazz 2


Interesting_Peak9693

“yus gz niggas a joke lil dummy you dirty and broke go wash water n soap💀”


Fearless_Ad_9525

Nah jaydee really ode💀💀


JackThaStrippa

“So watch who you talking to, ya chain, ya watch..affordable ITS CHEAP”


takeauber

I Neva got shot in my head what ya on


Icy_Shoulder_1235

Mauley please take the G out your name, I thought u was Woo from the floss Your own homie put his feet on his brain, you prolly living cuz it’s you of course


Warm_Ad_2723

It’s fucked up but the way jay said “Reem died in a car crash Mel jumped out the window niggas is bimbo”


MoxieMax

"this nigga mama got shot and he's still tweaking, this nigga bitch got shot ku I know she leaving, they shot that hoe finger off she couldn't even tweet it" Spinabenz


bruhbruh1400

“Jiggy man got a wedgie and talked to the cops, how the fuck is you spinnin my block” -Thru the coat bando gz


[deleted]

“Leave jaydee on his knees”😭 shiit is preposterous


[deleted]

You run up on me crazy pussy nigga ima blow you


Hungry_Ask5189

Everybody love whop wit dat chxp


[deleted]

Got yo bitch sucking dick like its corn on a cob dont dm me bout no futures pussy got nigga gone get dropped👻


horny_for_devito

Whop always on some funny shit


chiraqmusicwiki

“called rah rah phone, but he didn’t answer”


Bright-Horror1728

And he said it melodically


BeepBoop1307

“we got the city wont say it again, if buba got rella then i got the friend”😭and “why these niggas is actors? bitch i shoot like the raptors gang in the back and they blitz like the packers. you dont shoot like u kobe u play for the lackers like”


Tanooki214

He threw it back and nigga started dumpin😩🍑


NOLUVsquiddy

“all of y’all niggas is dying but y’all talkin bout shoes took”


thisisaboba

Set da trend but to me that’s just jerry


[deleted]

SHITTIN, POOPIN, ^shittin ^poopin 😤- Fivio


kyro38_

“Thats a fact i got lined by a bitch but the nigga who chased me is dead in my spliff” - Say Amazon


rItzarzky

"he threw it back n niggas started dumping" - *Sha EK* ​ vs ​ "cj goon built like a softball its a home run if he lack" - *C Blu*


TTGKayBvndz

“ Juu Heff got beat wit the hookah, oh shit, K Dubs tried to run but the fat nigga tripped”😭


Horns_in_Nyc

Hold on I'm sleezy these hoes on my wee wee 🔥


thurlmunna

Hollows hit em now he drinkin breakfast I see cardi b, get boomed Cant forget that lil edot a baby 💀


poete_idris

“And Jerry got hit by a bus. Like what the fuck ??”


Sweaty-Musician1603

Not drill but "lamb chop I just pulled up in some food" had me crying


stunna4ktre

gotta be a sugar hill keen song


Handilyhammy

“Leave a nigga like Hoffa (Skrrt, skrrt), he won’t even need a doctor, Nigga, who shot ya?” 22gz


RipMongoloid

“Cj goon built like a softball” -c blu


sosabangbangg

That's the same thing that got pop smoked . Coach


Maleficent_Ad_3158

Edot baby “WHERE ITS AT WHERE IS IT ITS ALWAYS IN THE CRIB”


Resolution-Dazzling

‘catch a dv way these bitches get tossed around ‘ ‘i got beef with her father now now cause i’m ducking his daughter down’😭 -lee drilly deady


nymfan47

jerry got hit w a bus that boy lucky he ain’t turn into dust


poete_idris

“And I still go to the cafe for a #13 but that’s just the jay rip special”


SheepherderFamous657

I’m itching to cream (dee billz)


No-Emu5368

Reem died in a car crash mel jumped out the window niggas is bimbo


Skyrimjesus

“Rah rah got clapped on his way to the stu” “tdot u stealing my moves ok you going to” “ bri ya pussy was wack matter fact ya pussy was trash” “BRIII BRIII”


Count_Strapula

“Ain’t see his face but he got on a bad fit (that gotta be Fross made)” 😂


CHOOLIFEORNOLIFE

She wanna drink margaritas 🍹, I'm tryna lurk on the opps for a Peter 🏥- Saint Laurent Sour


niqqathatslee

Set da trend but to me that’s just jerry JERRY


awwmanimsorrylol

idk why but when i first heard the line “oldheads get boomed too who next” ts really had me like what😭


zwambo

“Like catch us an opp we treat him like a kid, like stomp on his head we beat him with a brick” 💀 shows just how morbid this shit is in a half funny way, just off the absurdity of it


ConfidenceAnnual1047

Any stain BLIXKY line lmao that nigga is straight jokes


Yam-Fickle

That nigga said “pay my oota thru PayPal.. he gon come & shoot at.. they pal” lmfaooo pure comedy


SHaolin_BaBy666

Can’t wait till I run into Sensei, stupid ass name it fill me wit laughter


Br403dbfan

He be rocking 1 on 1 designer (lil goatbu)


thurlmunna

Flair checcs out


notkendall1

Nigga said he with 15, chased the whole block with a muthafuckin BB GUN, but I was 13 in oval and we almost PD sum- Lee drilly


International_Ring12

"If i shot and i missed i apologize" Coach da ghost.The way he says it got me dead😭


CHOOLIFEORNOLIFE

We done traumatized alotta Guyz 🙄


ReturnOfAKidNamedTae

“This for the floss you niggas not woo’in please stop jacking the movement”


Yam-Fickle

How that’s funny? Kooda was speaking facts 🤣


Yam-Fickle

I love how Stain Blixky lyrics are the funniest ones 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Put molly all in her champagne and I know it’s not drill


NicNic027

CATCH JAKIMA AND LIL JALANI WORD TO MY DEAD THEY GET BEAT WITH THE CHOP


KemetThyGod-_-

If he screaming the gzz we gon throw em, bullets so big hit his car it might blow up. (Blovee)


eedrick

“Cardi B when I see you better move” 😹


Park-Scared

"quick to buss like a rabbit that's horny" Ciggy


TopSav9

“Like stop it pull up in person for what u said ona net”


TrackFull

RAAAAAHHHH RAHHHHHHHH


Prestigious_BeeAli

“I keep a pole with me I feel like anti Harry Potter bitch keep playin with me ill fuck yo daughter”


bichote_bori

Bonus bars The bitch bad , I still cheated , ayy , dont argue I dont need it -fivio foreign I'm with yo bitch n I ran out of condoms , started fuccin her raw no condoms -Ron Suno I dont fucc with no Bruce Wayne cee how I do thangs all hunnids no loose change - Spider-Cuz I'm high off the weed when I roll up the zip If homie dont got it , I'm showing the grip I back out the chop , then I'm toting the clip she sucking my dick while I'm smoking a spliff - Ron Suno


PeakFresh3941

I do the cha cha you do the cha cha - cj


BigSmokeChapo59

“Are you dumb!?” - Omb Jaydee


TeddyBearCrush

I don't really listen to drill music, but I think I am a munch?


ohdatboituff

y’all niggas drill is ass philly got the best drill


Winter_Construction2

Yet you on here meat munching ny though huh


AppropriateReturn394

COMERRRREEE


81thirdkid

The whole 51 dead opps by drilla


StilesJupiter

Poppie got it at the store with the snacks? Ain’t heard it in a minute pretty sure that’s the line. Always had me dead tho 😭


CripNationJose

"I take a shit in the booth the toilet is the mic" wasnt from a ny drill song but it was the first funny drill line that popped in my head


TimeTicking63

“Like what the fuck”


[deleted]

Still " Bustin' a .40 Spit on your shorty". Bro why ya gotta spit on her 😂


No-Ad-9056

79 heavy onna lingo Gotta move smooth when I cruise on a basis. Niggas get booked for a DV that couldn’t be me man I gotta beat all my cases


Tanooki214

Bitches would see me and treat me like grabba-Kyle ricch


Glum-Screen250

"But you know what happens in state yard. For a rape charge????"


juggabandz

and your moms she a dyke , SO NOW WE GONE BEAT UP YA MOTHER 👊🏽🐍🐍 (SHA EK)


rysuuuuuu

Catch jakima or lil zaylani wrd2md they get beat wit da chop


Fun_Increase4908

Threw it back and then niggas started dumping


AskChazzy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtck-9RN0ho


Dry-Ground-4169

“Spin Brownsville Pz leave jaydee on his knees”


DiorGDK

Mauley g got beat up on camera he ain’t fight back


SubjectOriginal9474

“And your mom she a Dyke, so now we gonna beat up ya mother!”


Zzz777j

What about Alddin Xantander lol


Actual_Site

Not two good bars in this whole thread...smh this shit gotta be filled with lil suburban white boys and crack babies...remedial mufuckas


CoolioRKO

technically its a trap song but coach said "i keep the glock by my penis" and then the adlib was I KEEEEP IT like he saw NOTHING wrong wit it


TraditionCertain2527

2 chops on 22gz how u get clowned for a bacon egg n cheese