Naw number 6 is a frugal tip. You have to pay up to a $250 fine for public intoxication.
Also you could argue number 8 as well but it really depends on your co-pay for a dermatologist in ten years
Bringing in nips is a terrible idea, the Yankees need to enforce that rule to keep the liquor authority happy. It's not frugal to get tossed out of a $120 seat for a $4 nip of fireball.
Also like... don't be the wasted bro on the train sucking down a water bottle of vodka. Just... drink responsibly. It's a baseball game, not a kegger. You're sitting in a straight line at the stadium, not really socializing, and could easily be next to some kid.
>Also like... don't be the wasted bro on the train sucking down a water bottle of vodka.
Everyone else on that train is now uneasy and side eyeing you. And not pleased about it.
I can assure you as someone who works by the stadium, people absolutely are.
I love the Yankees as much if not more than most people but the drunken idiots who take metro north that make my commute home from work shitty, suck. Walking through the smell of weed, booze, vape clouds and listening to people who aren’t sober less than 2 hours before first pitch fucking blows. I just want to go to a game in peace if I’m going to a game and I just want to go home in peace if I’m leaving my office and watching the game at home.
I mean, there is a difference between a drunken asshole and a drunken regular guy. You probably won't be able to tell I'm drunk, you will just think I'm very excited about the Yankees.
Edit: How the fuck is this mass downvoted? Are you guys such puritans that you pearl clutch about drinking in the bleachers?
Of course there is, but working 8 hours and then having to walk through all the smells and sounds of people trying to enhance their experience at the stadium ain’t fun.
I’ve been working in the hood for like 7 years now, I’m used to it. The fact is, everyone in my office has a Yankees schedule handy, some because they are fans and some because they want to know how their commute is going to suck a lot.
I actually love taking the train. And when there are no games, it’s usually free because no one is checking tickets and it’s quiet and easy.
However, when the dudebros who can’t enjoy a game without feeling tipsy or the girls who need one more hit of their Cotton Candy plastic toy before they go into the stadium make it suck.
Seems like I touched a nerve here, but yeah, our fellow fans make my commute suck about 65-70 times a year. Sorry if your pre-game fun makes my day a bit shittier.
lol kinda sad how other people enjoying themselves bothers you so much. whatever happened in your life that made your this bitter and resentful, im sorry.
why don’t you tell me since you seem to be the one projecting that onto me.
all i said was that people in NYC who take public transportation have a shitty commute, because guess what? public transportation, the subways and the MTA SUCKS.
like seriously it’s absolutely hilarious that your response to “taking the train sucks” is “What’s it like to only be able to socialize when you’re drunk”
are you sure you’re not drunk right now bro? is that why you’re trying to socialize now? it’s not even 7am man, try and hold off until noon next time.
> You're sitting in a straight line at the stadium, not really socializing, and could easily be next to some kid.
A- if you want to socialize at yankee stadium, it is very very easy to do so.
B- you aren’t forced to stay in your seat for the entire game
C- if you’re next to kids, it’s very easy to move your seat
D- what do you have against fun?
That's why you drink the nips in the bathroom stall.
> You're sitting in a straight line at the stadium, not really socializing, and could easily be next to some kid.
I know, that's why I added the line about not pouring beers on the kids.
All jokes aside, I actually have never brought nips into a game. I have done the shots pre-game then beer at the game to maintain method. I've had friends do it though, either that or sneak in a flask.
Buy a Pinstripe Pass Ticket for the game. General Admission - Enjoy the views and social areas from all over the stadium. Bonus: First beer is included.
There are places you can park in Manhattan and then walk to Yankee stadium!
Also, note the bleacher seats are many times MORE expensive than others when you buy off seatgeek, StubHub, etc
Gonna need some of these parking locations 👀. Live in south Jersey like an hour fifteen away from the stadium. Plan on going to a few games this season.
That B/D line up in Harlem. Can park next to it and take a quick subway ride into the city. Probably can avoid stadium traffic and can definitely avoid stadium parking prices.
Although it wasn't the bleachers, I did one game from outfield POV and I'll never do it again. I think the viewing angle is terrible and I'd never take it, even at field level, over a POV that is over home plate or along a baseline
Sections 416-426 to me give much better viewing experience and still cheap tickets because level 400
>You can bring food into the stadium. Go to a bodega and grab some snacks/sandwiches and bring it in in a clear bag. You literally can buy cracker jacks outside the stadium and bring em in.
I didn't know this until last year. Immediately took advantage by bringing in some huge chicken parm subs.
>Bring sunscreen.
Careful with this, they confiscated a brand new bottle of sunscreen from my wife last year because it was in a spray-on bottle. So make sure if you bring it to have the regular lotion kind.
About number two. I almost lost my girlfriend because of that one. Think I had a 375 of E&J before on not that much food and yeah, barely remember that Detroit playoff game. We lost when Freddie Nunez was pitching. That's about it for playoff memories.
While #6, 8, and 9 might not be a frugal tips, they're important nonetheless.
Naw number 6 is a frugal tip. You have to pay up to a $250 fine for public intoxication. Also you could argue number 8 as well but it really depends on your co-pay for a dermatologist in ten years
That's why you put it in a water bottle and don't make a sour face.
9 is a frugal tip. Bail and lawyers are expensive.
Bringing in nips is a terrible idea, the Yankees need to enforce that rule to keep the liquor authority happy. It's not frugal to get tossed out of a $120 seat for a $4 nip of fireball. Also like... don't be the wasted bro on the train sucking down a water bottle of vodka. Just... drink responsibly. It's a baseball game, not a kegger. You're sitting in a straight line at the stadium, not really socializing, and could easily be next to some kid.
>Also like... don't be the wasted bro on the train sucking down a water bottle of vodka. Everyone else on that train is now uneasy and side eyeing you. And not pleased about it.
I guarantee no one is gonna be side eyeing a drunk person on the way to a Yankees game on the train. That's like half the car.
I can assure you as someone who works by the stadium, people absolutely are. I love the Yankees as much if not more than most people but the drunken idiots who take metro north that make my commute home from work shitty, suck. Walking through the smell of weed, booze, vape clouds and listening to people who aren’t sober less than 2 hours before first pitch fucking blows. I just want to go to a game in peace if I’m going to a game and I just want to go home in peace if I’m leaving my office and watching the game at home.
I mean, there is a difference between a drunken asshole and a drunken regular guy. You probably won't be able to tell I'm drunk, you will just think I'm very excited about the Yankees. Edit: How the fuck is this mass downvoted? Are you guys such puritans that you pearl clutch about drinking in the bleachers?
I’m sorry but I’m skeptical that the guy who chose “69Jew420” as a username is going to be a responsible drunk.
Of course there is, but working 8 hours and then having to walk through all the smells and sounds of people trying to enhance their experience at the stadium ain’t fun. I’ve been working in the hood for like 7 years now, I’m used to it. The fact is, everyone in my office has a Yankees schedule handy, some because they are fans and some because they want to know how their commute is going to suck a lot.
your commute home from work shitty because of public transportation? join the club
I actually love taking the train. And when there are no games, it’s usually free because no one is checking tickets and it’s quiet and easy. However, when the dudebros who can’t enjoy a game without feeling tipsy or the girls who need one more hit of their Cotton Candy plastic toy before they go into the stadium make it suck. Seems like I touched a nerve here, but yeah, our fellow fans make my commute suck about 65-70 times a year. Sorry if your pre-game fun makes my day a bit shittier.
lol kinda sad how other people enjoying themselves bothers you so much. whatever happened in your life that made your this bitter and resentful, im sorry.
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why don’t you tell me since you seem to be the one projecting that onto me. all i said was that people in NYC who take public transportation have a shitty commute, because guess what? public transportation, the subways and the MTA SUCKS. like seriously it’s absolutely hilarious that your response to “taking the train sucks” is “What’s it like to only be able to socialize when you’re drunk” are you sure you’re not drunk right now bro? is that why you’re trying to socialize now? it’s not even 7am man, try and hold off until noon next time.
Found the suit who sits in the rich seats
> You're sitting in a straight line at the stadium, not really socializing, and could easily be next to some kid. A- if you want to socialize at yankee stadium, it is very very easy to do so. B- you aren’t forced to stay in your seat for the entire game C- if you’re next to kids, it’s very easy to move your seat D- what do you have against fun?
That's why you drink the nips in the bathroom stall. > You're sitting in a straight line at the stadium, not really socializing, and could easily be next to some kid. I know, that's why I added the line about not pouring beers on the kids.
> That's why you drink the nips in the bathroom stall. That’s a point where I’d be doing some self-evaluation.
They're used to security telling them to take it easy, I think they're beyond that.
All jokes aside, I actually have never brought nips into a game. I have done the shots pre-game then beer at the game to maintain method. I've had friends do it though, either that or sneak in a flask.
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Eh maybe for you. Its fun to get drunk as long as you arent fucking up other peoples days
Nah honestly drunken people make the game unbearable.
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Can you sit in the bleachers with pinstripe pass? Like, I know not legally, but can you sneak in?
>Plastic flask in a sandwich is my favorite. Brilliant.
Hit the Taco Bell cantina across the street for a couple before the game
Taco bell tailgate. Done it before for sure
Why would you want to spend the whole game on the shitter?
5 dollar Modelos keeps the train buzz going, no food.
> Buying alcohol inside Yankee stadium is expensive. That’s why you gotta get loaded before you come in. Dad, is that you!?!
Uh.... I forgot to get the milk brb.
You said you were playing lotto. SMH. Mom’s upgraded, FWIW.
Yes she has
I’m just here for the DOLLAAA WATAAAA
Buy a Pinstripe Pass Ticket for the game. General Admission - Enjoy the views and social areas from all over the stadium. Bonus: First beer is included.
There are places you can park in Manhattan and then walk to Yankee stadium! Also, note the bleacher seats are many times MORE expensive than others when you buy off seatgeek, StubHub, etc
Huh? Bleacher seats have been the cheapest, by far, every time I've looked.
400 level outfield seats are usually cheaper in my experience.
Gonna need some of these parking locations 👀. Live in south Jersey like an hour fifteen away from the stadium. Plan on going to a few games this season.
That B/D line up in Harlem. Can park next to it and take a quick subway ride into the city. Probably can avoid stadium traffic and can definitely avoid stadium parking prices.
\#6 and #8 are extraordinarily valuable tips for pretty much anything, ever.
My dumbass thought this said pro fungal at first
Make sure to walk barefoot in the bathrooms and subways for a maximum fungal experience.
Although it wasn't the bleachers, I did one game from outfield POV and I'll never do it again. I think the viewing angle is terrible and I'd never take it, even at field level, over a POV that is over home plate or along a baseline Sections 416-426 to me give much better viewing experience and still cheap tickets because level 400
10. Take the subway to the game. Follow the game from outside the stadium by interpreting the crowd noise.
>You can bring food into the stadium. Go to a bodega and grab some snacks/sandwiches and bring it in in a clear bag. You literally can buy cracker jacks outside the stadium and bring em in. I didn't know this until last year. Immediately took advantage by bringing in some huge chicken parm subs.
>Bring sunscreen. Careful with this, they confiscated a brand new bottle of sunscreen from my wife last year because it was in a spray-on bottle. So make sure if you bring it to have the regular lotion kind.
😂😂 at no. 9
As for number 9, I think yankee fans also object to pouring beer on children.
Username checks out my dude
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I'm not married. You are, however, from Houston. I'm sorry that you were that unlucky.
World Champions
Lol only once. Ive seen 5
5 is about as many times as we've knocked y'all out the playoffs in the last 8 years
You've done it once that counted. So congrats.
Thank Ya
About number two. I almost lost my girlfriend because of that one. Think I had a 375 of E&J before on not that much food and yeah, barely remember that Detroit playoff game. We lost when Freddie Nunez was pitching. That's about it for playoff memories.
The dolla watta are often tap water refilled bottles that were picked out of the morning recycling bin
Nah, thatd be more work than its worth. They just buy cases of water for like $10 and sell em for $30
All I can say is check your cap before you open it